Chapter 121: Beautiful or not, a basin of water
The old lady did as she said, smiled and nodded: "Incense, really fragrant, what is this? It looks like amber, or beeswax, but how can amber have the fragrance of flowers?"
Jiu Ge said proudly: "This is a good thing, called fragrant pancreas, it is used to wash hands and clean face, and it is particularly smooth and clean after washing." I finally asked for a piece and gave it to the old lady. ”
The old lady picked up the fragrant pancreas in surprise, but felt that it was slippery and did not leave her hand, like a jade warmth, and she felt surprised: "It's really the first time I've seen this kind of thing, it's really as magical as you say?"
Feng Jiu Ge bowed his head proudly and said, "That's nature. You can see that we clean our face with water on weekdays, and it feels as if we have washed it clean, but there will still be residual fat powder and dirt on our face, which is not as transparent as this wash. If not, I'll show you. ”
The old lady shook her head again and again, full of interest, and also wanted to take advantage of this to ease the atmosphere, divert everyone's attention, and give Ye a little time to figure out the pros and cons.
Feng Jiu Ge instructed his former mother-in-law to fetch a basin of water, then looked around, and saw that Mama Liang happened to lead the trembling Luan Ying over, so she beckoned to Luan Ying: "Hey, come here!"
Luan Ying cautiously leaned over: "I've seen the Nine Songs County Lord." ”
Feng Jiu Ge directly ordered her: "You washed your face." ”
Everyone here spoke, and gradually attracted the attention of the other people in the banquet, and when they saw Jiu Ge take out such a rare object, they all stopped the chopsticks in their hands and looked at it eagerly.
Yefang stared at Luan Ying twice, the corners of his lips were slightly hooked, and he lowered his head and took a sip of tea.
Luan Ying was a little embarrassed: "Lord Jiuge, if I wash this, my face will be paste, so many guests, how cold." ”
Feng Jiu Ge glared: "Let you wash it, it's really verbose." ”
Luan Ying walked to the basin of water, bent over to pick up two handfuls of water, and washed two handfuls indiscriminately. The fat powder on the face really fell off a little, revealing the original skin color, some dull yellow, with freckles.
Xie Zizhang's eyes widened, obviously surprised.
Feng Jiu Ge rubbed the fragrant pancreas in her hand on the palm of her hand and ordered, "Use it to wash it again." ”
Luan Ying did as she was told, bent over and carefully washed her face again, and then wiped it clean with a handkerchief.
When I turned my face again, I saw that one face was unrecognizable.
Not only did the original blew and breakable skin disappear, becoming scorched and dull, pitted, and even a pair of willow leaf curved eyebrows were all faded, leaving only a few sparse and sparse ones, and a pair of watery eyes turned into single eyelids, drooping the corners of the eyes, and even a few fine lines at the tail of the eyes, revealing the real age.
What surprised everyone even was that even the originally tall nose bridge was deformed!
The whole person is like two people before and after.
Just now, she was still like a flower and jade, and the delicate beauty who sank into the fish and fell into the geese, turned around and became a yellow and haggard yellow-faced woman!
Full of sighs.
Feng Chufang was surprised at first, and then couldn't control his "poof" laughter.
The old lady's eyes flashed one after another, and she still couldn't believe her eyes.
Only the night release, lowered his head, his shoulders trembled slightly invisibly, trying to hold back his laughter.
Xie Zizhang was dumbfounded: "You are the talented Aunt Luanying." ”
The yellow-faced woman covered her face in embarrassment: "Let Lord Xie see it laugh, it's a shame!"
Ye Fang finally held back a smile, raised his face, and looked cold: "You have lost all the face of my palace, why don't you hurry back!"
All the guests looked at the night with sympathy, they all knew that the golden house in the Seven Emperors' Uncle's Mansion was hidden and there were six concubines given by the Queen Mother, but who knew that he was so wronged.
An ugly monster, how much fat powder does it have to pounce on his face to cover his original appearance? This bite of kissing, I drop obediently, not like an old lady eating fried noodles, immediately stuffy?
This kind of love can only be at night, otherwise, a cloud and rain, sweating profusely, showing its original form, immediately from a human to a ghost, not to be frightened, that is all bold.
"Luan Ying" covered his face with his sleeves, full of embarrassment, and turned his body in the strange eyes of everyone, and fled in a hurry.
"It really made Lord Xie laugh. Ye Fang raised the wine glass in his hand: "This woman is a human or a ghost, and she really needs a basin of water." ”
Xie Zizhang Shicai just glanced at Luan Ying a few times, and he was not familiar with it, so he felt that Shicai was indeed the woman he had seen, but he always felt that he lacked a little charm, as if it was not.
They are lustful people, the lust heart comes and goes quickly, and the shadow after the clean face makes him tasteless in an instant, and he gives a thumbs up at the night: "Uncle Seven Emperors is really good, and his appetite is good." ”
Yefang tried to hold back a smile: "It's okay, it's okay." ”
Feng Jiuge stood in place embarrassedly, and said guiltily at the old lady: "I'm sorry, old lady, I, I didn't know it would be like this." ”
The old lady happily took Feng Jiuge's hand: "This is really a baby, baby, the old lady likes it very much." ”
Feng Jiu Ge's face showed surprise again: "Really, I heard that this fragrant pancreas can not only be used to clean the face and bathe, but also to wash the handkerchief, and the clothes are also very clean. The old lady likes it, and it's not in vain that I put so much effort into it. ”
There were also many female dependents here, all of whom gathered around with interest and inquired curiously.
There are also people who are very envious of Luan Ying's face swapping technique of "grease and powder", and there are many discussions.
Xie Zizhang took the opportunity to leave stupidly, and never said anything about the three Persian beauties.
Feng Chu frantically approached Feng Jiuge, lowered his voice and asked, "Whose craft is this?"
Feng Jiu Ge blinked: "Who else is me?"
Feng Chu pouted wildly: "You can paint a hanged ghost with a fat powder, who would believe it? If you don't see it with your own eyes today, it is really hard to believe that there is such exquisite craftsmanship in this world." I have heard in the past that there are human skin masks in the rivers and lakes, which make two people with completely different faces look like ordinary people. But it is unbelievable that this can change the appearance and be seamless just by relying on fat powder. ”
Feng Jiu Ge quipped: "You often linger in that pile of fat powder, so be careful." It's better than this, you give me two hundred taels of silver, and I'll sell you a piece of fragrant pancreas, next time I will find the sisters of the Fusheng Pavilion, let them wash their faces first, and then after seeing the true face, it's not too late. ”
Feng Chu slapped a paper fan on the top of Jiu Ge's head: "The little girl's family, every day without a mouth, I am not afraid that I will not be able to marry in the future." ”
Feng Jiuge retorted unconvinced: "The upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, what kind of brother has what kind of sister." ”
Feng Chu thought wildly: "Is it a flower thousand trees?"
"How do you know?"
"Nonsense, Yin Feng is good at dancing knives and sticks, he is a rough man, Bang Yun is from a humble background, he has no knowledge, Feng Tan has always been wise and wise, and he is the most tactful, so he will not come forward to provoke the Xie family. Only Hua Qianshu, the most eccentric not to say, it's good to be nosy, and please touch your big Buddha. ”
Feng Jiu Ge pouted again: "Other people's wives, you are like a treasure, you are so familiar, you definitely don't have a good heart." ”
Feng Chu snorted softly: "What do you know? Your brother really has a good heart now." You see, these people are so interested in the fragrant pancreas you brought, this is a business opportunity! Why don't you talk to Aunt Hua and ask her where she came from, and we will work together to make money and make a lot of money. ”
Feng Jiuge's eyes flickered: "Smart, why didn't I think of it?"
Feng Chu snorted disdainfully: "What else do you have in your mind besides eating?"