012 Collect some IQ tax

"Lu Ting, what are you doing?" Seeing that Wu Lin was hit by a copper coin, Guiquan on the side asked sharply.

"Missed, missed" Lu Ting said with a smile: "I was frightened yesterday, my body is not good, and my movements are not accurate." ”

Wu Lin clenched his fist in his right hand, and a trace of anger flashed in his eyes, but he stretched out his hand not to hit the smiling man, Lu Ting, the Tian Shenu, was still a little bit of a look, it was rare for him to be willing to give in, and the anger in his heart was a little less, and then he remembered that the old bustard agreed that Qing Qi'er Xiao Yuan'er would officially sit at the table tonight, and he would be the first to try it if he said anything, thinking about it, he had a feeling of dry mouth, and he had Xiao Yuan'er in his heart, and he didn't care so much about a little person like Lu Ting.

Yo, Wu Lin, a fast gunner, can really endure it.

Lu Ting took out a few copper coins and threw them on Wu Lin's head: "Grandson, behave well, reward you." ”

With a "bang", Wu Lin couldn't help but get up and shouted loudly: "Lu Ting, what are you going to do, don't think that this son is afraid of you." ”

This guy is definitely deliberate, the first two times can barely be said to be an accident, the third time he threw the money directly on himself, and called himself a grandson, so bold, Wu Lin was furious on the spot.

"Looking for death, you dare to insult my son-in-law."

"Childe, he deliberately teased you, and you can't let him go easily." Guilin and Guishuang stood in front of Wu Lin and rolled up their sleeves as they spoke.

As long as their son-in-law gave an order, the two immediately rushed up and pressed Lu Ting, a poor acid, to the ground and beat him to death.

Lu Ting spread his hands innocently and said: "Wu Gongzi, don't misunderstand, I was frightened yesterday, and I didn't have a chance to make a move, my grandson didn't call you, everyone in Suzhou City knew that Sun Tzu was the nickname of Lao Sun Tou, and I kindly invited you to tea, I won't be kind and not repayable." ”

Sun Ji mutton stall tastes good, but the price is too expensive, many guests are satisfied, call the old grandson, eat dissatisfied, scold the grandson, anyway, the old grandson fell into the eyes of the money, as long as the money is given, even if the grandson is called, he also smiled brightly.

"Misunderstanding?" Wu Lin gritted his teeth and said: "I will hit you all over the ground to find your teeth, that is also a misunderstanding, Guilin Guiquan, call me." ”

Guilin Guiquan was about to rush forward, but Lu Ting shouted loudly: "Slow, Suzhou City is still under martial law now, and those who fight in the streets will be exiled or punished on the spot, and the military camp outside the city has not been withdrawn, do you want to defy the law?" ”

As soon as the words fell, Guilin Guiquan's face changed abruptly, and the footsteps that had been raised were forced to be put back again.

Lu Ting didn't panic, the rebellion of Fu Gongyi had just been decided, the action to liquidate the remaining party was still ongoing, the troubled times used heavy codes, Suzhou City was still under martial law, and it was a very serious crime to fight in public, otherwise Wu Lin would have beaten Lu Ting a long time ago.

Repeatedly provoked, even if the Buddha also has fire, Wu Lin gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, I won't beat you now, my son will go to the county government to sue you now, and let you eat a lawsuit and be punished." ”

"Sue me for what? Did I beat you? Do you have a certificate? Is there any physical evidence? Do you have a wound, sue me for you to eat and drink? Tang Lu didn't say that it was a crime to invite people to eat and drink. Lu Ting said with a sneer.

Wu Lin was speechless all of a sudden, didn't know what to say, hesitated for a moment before scolding: "You... You throw me with money. ”

"They all said that they were frightened and had no chance of getting started, you don't believe it, and it's a sin to send you money to spend? Don't be afraid of making people laugh when you say it, don't be excited, my son doesn't expect to repay his kindness, and he doesn't have to pay it back, it's not enough. Lu Ting said as he threw the copper coins to Wu Lin one by one, and said as he threw them: "My son is rich and willful, I will send you money to spend, is it enough, is it enough.....

"It's... Hit people with money? ”

"The Lu family's Xiaolangjun is a bad move, and Wu Gongzi is a loss of face now."

"Even Wu Zhizheng is not afraid, in response to that sentence, barefoot is not afraid of wearing shoes."

"It's really a loser, that's money, I can buy a few Hu Biscuits, if someone hits me with money."

The two quarreled, and many people came over, and when they saw Lu Ting smashing Wu Lin with money, they felt fresh and curious, and they opened their eyes wide and stretched their necks to watch the excitement with great interest, so they almost didn't move a bench and take a bag of melon seeds.

Isn't it money, Wu Lin's eyes were red, he ripped off the money bag tied to Guilin's belt with one hand, didn't look at it, grabbed a handful of money and threw it at Lu Ting's head and face, and scolded while throwing it:

"The surname is Lu, aren't you frightened and not feeling good, this money will buy you tonic medicine to replenish your body."

"Please drink this money to relieve your boredom."

"This money will give you Lang Zhong to buy medicine, don't get sick in a hurry."

"This money will give you a tea circle, don't make a mistake, lest people move the lamp and look for death and life, hahaha."

Wu Lin said a handful of money, Lu Ting felt as if there was a rain of copper coins, covered his face with his sleeves, looked down and saw the copper coins under his feet, and his heart blossomed.

It is said that Ma Wuye grass is not fat, people are not rich without windfalls, and they are short of dozens of dollars as the capital to make a fortune, Lu Ting was very anxious, seeing Wu Lin, a stupid loser with many money, just like seeing a walking humanoid gold ingot, he had a plan to deliberately provoke him and let him throw himself with money, but he didn't expect things to go more smoothly than he thought, and even before he said the words "If you have the ability, you can also throw me with money", Wu Lin couldn't wait to take the money to smash himself.

I heard the old man tell a story, some wild fruits grow on the cliffs, if people climb up to pick it is very dangerous, smart people lead the wild monkeys to the fruit trees, deliberately take things and throw monkeys, the monkeys have a strong sense of revenge, will throw things to retaliate, on the fruit trees can pick wild fruits at will, so smart people use a few stones to get delicious fruits, Wu Lin is not a monkey, but his revenge is no worse than monkeys, just collect some IQ tax.

Rich and capricious, he threw three or five pieces on the ground, he was good, he grabbed a lot of them, and threw them over without looking at them, there were two or three hundred copper coins underground, Lu Ting saw a yellow and clear copper coin, and he was so happy that he almost didn't call out.

The feeling of smashing people with money is really pleasant, Wu Lin smashed a few handfuls, and then touched the money bag, it was empty, threw the empty money bag, and said with some unfinished words: "Is there any, take it, isn't it money, what I have, smash him to death with money, what is rich and capricious, can you compare with this son." ”

Lu Ting, a Tian Shenu, has a lot of money to be ashamed of, and a broken household can compare with himself? I have to teach him a good lesson and smash him to death with money.

By the way, the copper coin doesn't seem to weigh enough, so he can smash it with gold cakes and silver ingots, and smash it hard, even if it can't penetrate his head, he can also smash out a bag.

Guiquan was anxious when he heard this, and hurriedly covered his money bag and said anxiously: "Childe, you can't smash it again, if you smash it again, you will be fooled by him, I don't believe you take a look." ”

Wu Lin is the master, there are subordinates to do the rough work of bringing money, Guilin is shrewd and capable, the money is carried by him, in order to facilitate the use of money, he divides the money into two bags, a bag of storage change, a bag of enlarged gold cakes and silver beans, a bag of change is less than three hundred Wen, said that it is gone, and the change is thrown away, but the five pieces of one or two heavy gold cakes and a dozen silver beans on the body are worth a lot, and they can't be ruined like this, if this Lang Jun and his wife know, the son will definitely be fine, and he will be a subordinate person, and the skin and flesh will definitely not escape.

After being reminded by his subordinates, Wu Lin turned his head to look, only to see Lu Ting picking up the money that fell on the ground into his money bag with a smile on his face, and when he picked it up, he did not forget to emphasize that the people around him did not forget to pay the money on the ground, and whoever picked it up was equivalent to taking it without asking.

Lu Tingcai threw away more than ten cents just now, but he smashed a lot of it, and I don't know how much, Wu Lin saw Lu Tingmei's expression, and knew that he had been fooled.

"Childe, it's not good, that kid surnamed Lu lied to you, this is a big loss, and the little one wants the money back?" Gui Quan couldn't help but say on the side.

"No, that's what this son rewarded him." After Wu Lin finished speaking, he turned his head and said to Lu Ting: "Lu Ting, pick up the money, remember, this is the reward of this son." ”

Knowing that he had won the plan, Wu Lin felt very uncomfortable, and felt that he had let Lu Ting play it, but it was only a few hundred words, and he couldn't wipe his face and ask for it back, or okay, this money would humiliate Lu Ting once, not a loss, but he was surprised that Lu Ting was good or bad How did the stubborn donkey change, he used to love face and suffer crimes, and let people move a lamp to throw themselves into the river, but now he confesses it for such a little money?

Take a dip in the river and wake up your brain?

Lu Ting put the last copper coin into the money bag, and said with a smile: "Wu Gongzi is worthy of being a disciple from a big family, and any hair is thicker than our waist, and they all say that they are still courteous, but I am disrespectful." ”

There is a saying in later generations: when a person puts down his son to make money, it means that he is already sensible; When a person uses money to earn back face, it means that he has succeeded; When a person can make money with face, it means that he is a character. Lu Ting is not a pedantic person, he earned the money with a smile, isn't it fragrant.

After estimating, there are about three hundred yuan, and there is a silver bean in the copper coin, which is more than four hundred yuan, and if you invest more than ten yuan, you will have more than twenty times the income in a few words, and Lu Ting almost didn't laugh.

Wu Lin stared at Lu Ting, a trace of resentment flashed in his eyes, he snorted coldly, turned around and ate the roast leg of lamb, out of sight and out of mind.

When Lu Ting got the money, he didn't mess with him anymore, and walked away quickly in the envious eyes of the onlookers.