Chapter 393: How embarrassing it is
Zhang Xiaowu thought that he had nothing to do, but he didn't expect that it would be his turn in the last competition in the afternoon, Zou Yuanpin said: "Zhang Xianzhi of the Yongzhou Ping'an Dart Bureau, the second Bai Lingwu number, and the Zhou Shenma helped Ma Hao Road. ”
Everyone was exhausted, so they shouted for the two to fight faster, everyone went to rest and rest, Zhang Xiaowu decided to surrender voluntarily, so he walked over and asked the opponent if he wanted to give up the blade. Unexpectedly, Ma Haolu was dumbfounded when he saw Zhang Xiaowu, didn't speak for a long time, and went on stage in a daze. Zhang Xiaowu was helpless, so he had to carry his blade to the ring, and when he heard the sound of the gong, when he looked up, he saw Ma Haolu turn around and get out of the ring, not comparable.
Everyone booed, this Shenma Gang is a Shenma situation? Unexpectedly automatically admitted defeat, a few acquaintances stepped forward to ask, and Ma Haolu just shook his head, but stared at Zhang Xiaowu silently.
Zhang Xiaowu is also the second monk who is confused, but fortunately, he is the last game today, and he can rest after getting out of the ring, so he doesn't care about it anymore. Zhang Xiaowu originally planned to go back to the city to rest, but the Fujiyama faction prepared guest rooms for everyone, and the gate of Fujiyama County was closed at this time, so he could only live here.
Zhang Xiaowu looked for Yingbei, not wanting to see this person in his heart, but also feeling that he only knew an acquaintance, but fortunately, he had not seen him since the afternoon.
The guest room of the Fujiyama sect is a long bunk with more than 30 people living in a room, which was originally intended for the beginner disciples of the Fujiyama sect who came here to cultivate, and now it is used to entertain guests. Zhang Xiaowu and the other more than 30 people who advanced to the next round had a supper here, and then rested.
Everyone is not familiar with each other, some people are more enthusiastic to communicate with others, and Zhang Xiaowu is only a spectator. During this period, everyone talked about the person who died, and they were full of emotion, saying that they were looking for their daughter-in-law to find themselves dead, and this person was also very wronged. Later, everyone talked about the popular candidates for this competition, and the only popular candidate was naturally Xu Shaoqing of Qingyunmen, so they talked about this person. There are many stories about Xu Shaoqing on the rivers and lakes, saying that this person is a martial arts wizard, who has been chivalrous and righteous since he was a child, and is very famous in the Qingzhou generation.
While speaking, Zhang Xiaowu felt like and urine for a while, and went out to the toilet.
The thatched house is in another courtyard, and when Zhang Xiaowu came, he saw that many people were here, and he actually lined up to go to the toilet, so he held his feces and urine, and when it was his turn, he solved the major events of his life heartily.
However, it was tragic when I wiped my buttocks, and it turned out that there was no toilet paper here.
If there is one of the biggest troubles of crossing, it is to go to the toilet, because in this era, people use toilet chopsticks to go to the toilet. The so-called toilet chopping refers to an arc-shaped piece of bamboo, which is hung next to the thatched pit, and all those who poop must use the toilet chopstick. There are more than a dozen toilet chopsticks, and there are special people to clean them every day, but now there are too many people who go to the toilet, and they can't be cleaned, and some toilet chopsticks still have yellow ......
Zhang Xiaowu couldn't accept wiping his buttocks with a toilet chopstick, not only was it sour, but it was also unhygienic and easy to spread diseases. Therefore, Zhang Xiaowu has always used yellow paper to wipe his buttocks, and the yellow paper is a yellow paper specially burned for the dead, and the cost is much cheaper than the white paper used for writing, but it is also a large expense......
But today, Zhang Xiaowu did not carry the yellow paper, looking at the toilet, Zhang Xiaowu fell into deep thought, he thought of a huge problem, that is, the famous sentence of Shakespeare: "to be or not to be". Unexpectedly, a famous ghost general in the epicenter of the Central Plains is now stopped in the toilet by the problem of toilet paper, which is a big tragedy in life.
"Alas......"
"Zhang-" Suddenly a person passed by Zhang Xiaowu, exclaimed, and then hurriedly covered his mouth, looked left and right, and saw that there was no one else, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
Zhang Xiaowu squatted on the pit position, raised his head and saw that this person was none other than Ma Haolu, who took the initiative to surrender during the day, and smiled very embarrassedly: "Brother Tai, be polite." ”
Ma Haolu also responded embarrassedly: "I've seen Brother Zhang." ”
One of these two people squatted on the pit position, and the other stood in front of the person who, how embarrassing it was to be, in order to avoid embarrassment, Ma Haolu was busy squatting on the pit next to him and pretending to. Zhang Xiaowu didn't know what he meant, he looked at him curiously, and Ma Haolu suppressed his voice and said: "General Zhang, I have seen you, you are the ghost general Zhang Xiaowu, and I am one of the thousand soldiers of the righteous army." ”
Zhang Xiaowu's identity was debunked, and he was very bored, and said, "Shhh...... In the meantime, I am Zhang Xianzhi. ”
Ma Haolu nodded violently and said, "Zhang ...... Why do heroes want to participate in the competition to recruit relatives? I heard that you and they arrived in Teng County, but I was too humble to see you. I never expected to meet you here, it's really a blessing to live three lives. ”
Zhang Xiaowu couldn't cry or laugh, and said: "The pack horse has a horse disease, so I have to repair it for a few days, and I took advantage of the boredom to come and see the excitement. ”
Ma Haolu smiled bitterly: "I am not good at martial arts, I am just here to try my luck, and it is luck to meet Zhang Daxia." can see Zhang Daxia, and after going back, he can brag with his companions for three years. ”
Zhang Xiaowu hurriedly said: "Don't say that we meet in the toilet, otherwise it will damage your image too much." ”
"Hahaha......"
The two laughed, Zhang Xiaowu was not reserved, and hurriedly asked Ma Haolu if he had toilet paper, Ma Haolu said that he didn't know what toilet paper was, and Zhang Xiaowu explained it to him. Ma Haolu clapped his hands and said that this matter was easy to do, so he got up and left the toilet, and after a while, he took some rice paper back to him, saying that he really couldn't find yellow paper, so he could only steal some rice paper.
Zhang Xiaowu solved the big problem, and asked Ma Haolu where to go after tomorrow, Ma Haolu said to go to Yongzhou to round with other gangs, and the Shenma Gang took a single task to escort a county order to Hunzhou to do the county order, but now Hunzhou is full of victims, and the county order is afraid of being killed, so he can only ask for the Shenma Gang.
"Will the victims intercept and kill the county order?" Zhang Xiaowu was surprised.
Ma Haolu nodded and smiled: "Hunzhou is too chaotic now, no one knows what will happen, and we also took the silver to protect people." ”
Zhang Xiaowu thought of Xu Shaoqing and asked Ma Haolu if he had this person, Ma Haolu shook his head and said that although Qingyunmen sent disciples, it was not the descendants of the head of the sect who were sent, but some side disciples. The so-called descendants are the disciples of the head of the sect himself, and the side disciples are the disciples of the disciples of the head of the sect, although they are also disciples of the Qingyun Gate, but they have no chance to inherit the position of the head of the sect, and in the future, they will go down the mountain to be a ranger or set up a small sect attached to the Qingyun Gate.
was talking, but saw that Xu Shaoqing also came to the toilet, the two were very embarrassed, just said that people were not good and met the main owner, then Xu Shaoqing saw the two and nodded, and then went to the toilet. The two had no choice but to leave the hut, smiled at each other and left.
The next morning, a scream was heard, waking everyone up.
Someone shouted: "Xu Shaoqing is dead!" Xu Shaoqing is dead! Xu Shaoqing died in the thatched house! ”