Chapter 163: The Comic Duo
"What if all of them form a team?" Chen Yi thought for a moment, and the corners of his mouth curled up and he smiled inadvertently.
With his heart moving, Chen Yi directly formed Brother Monkey again.
"Bajie, haven't you eaten?" Chen Yi pretended to be angry and yelled at Bajie with a black face.
Brother Monkey looked aggrieved, Bajie spat and foamed with his left and right hands, picked up the nine-tooth nail rake and hugged it.
Bang!
Bite!
Due to the team, the strike value has increased by one-third of the original, Sun Wukong will give you 300 points, and Zhu Bajie will give you 300 points.
The prompt sound of the system made Chen Yi nod with satisfaction, proving that his guess was right, and this double-sided increase in strike value made his heart bloom.
"That Wukong, Bajie is quite tired of fighting by himself, you can accompany him to practice, don't shout stop for the teacher, you two are not allowed to stop, okay, let's fight!"
Bajie looked at Chen Yi with a bitter face, but he was directly ignored, Brother Monkey smiled, the golden hoop stick was in his hand instantly, and he rushed towards Bajie: "Idiot, that rake is cool, right?"
"Brother Monkey, I really just listened to Master's words......" Bajie's resentful little eyes were about to cry.
The corners of Brother Monkey's mouth curled up and he smiled: "No way, my grandson also listens to Master's words to accompany you to practice!"
Bang!
For a time, the birds of Huashan were startled, the beasts were flying, and the screams of Bajie resounded throughout Huashan.
Chen Yi walked towards the stone steps in front of the Temple of the Three Holy Mother, and smiled at the battle between Brother Monkey and Bajie, and the beauty in his heart was that the blow value continued to increase.
"Wukong, you and Bajie keep fighting, if you don't shout to stop for the teacher, you are not allowed to stop!" Chen Yi commanded Brother Monkey and Bajie.
Bajie shouted aggrievedly: "Master, I don't want to!"
"Master, don't worry, my grandson has educated this nerd well!" Brother Monkey was full of joy.
Chen Yi listened to the continuous prompt sound of the system, walked into the Temple of Our Lady, sat down next to Yang Chan, and gently took the little hand that was clear and jade, and put it on the side of his face.
"Don't go, Chan'er doesn't want you to leave, Chan'er doesn't want to ......"
Yang Chan's murmuring voice in her dream made Chen Yi feel an inexplicable pain in her heart, and she gently kissed the icy and jade hand, and then said softly: "Dumbfounded girl, I will accompany you for the rest of your life!"
This sound of 'the rest of my life' seemed to wake up Yang Chan, she slowly opened her eyes, and suddenly threw herself into Chen Yi's arms, drilled hard, and breathed the smell of Chen Yi's body vigorously.
"Chan'er likes to listen to it, for the rest of her life...... And then you say......"
Chen Yi lovingly kissed Yang Chan's smooth and white forehead, and said slowly:
"For the rest of your life, the wind and snow are you, the plain is you, and the poverty is you!"
"The glory is you, the tenderness in your heart is you, and the sight is also you!"
Yang Chanqiao, who said this emotional love talk, blushed, broke free from Chen Yi's arms, and gently pecked at Chen Yi's cheek and said, "Chan'er likes to listen to it, you go on......"
"For the rest of your life, the winter snow is you, the spring flowers are you, and the summer rain is also you!"
"Autumn yellow is you, the four seasons are cold and warm, and the eyes are all you!"
Chen Yi said softly, but Yang Chan in her arms hugged her tighter.
"Brother Yi, Chan'er really wants to lie in your arms like this, never leave, listening to your love words, Chan'er found that she was the happiest woman in the Three Realms!"
Yang Chan's words made Chen Yi feel embarrassed, what love words he could say were just transcribed songs, but seriously, this is all he can say at this time, except for Yang Chan in his heart, he really can't fit other women.
"Silly girl, there is still a long way to go in the future, for the rest of my life, I will take you, I will not allow you to give up for a moment, take you to experience the cold and warmth, sorrow and joy of the world, and I will take you to more places in the future, this life depends on you!"
Chen Yi spoke softly, but was touched on his lips by Yang Chan's jade hand.
"Not in this life, not in a lifetime, but forever, forever!"
Chen Yi hurriedly nodded, and suddenly sounded the TV series he had watched in his previous life, and then said: "People say that three lives, three worlds, ten miles of peach blossoms, I want to say eternal life and eternal thousands of miles Chanjuan!"
Yang Chan drilled into Chen Yi's arms again, and whispered: "What you said about eternal life and eternity, but it is the puppy ...... that you regret."
Chen Yi just wanted to speak, but found that Yang Chan in his arms was asleep again, shook his head happily, half-squatted and hugged it, and closed his eyes.
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"Brother Yi, wake up, the little monkey is about to beat the little pig to death......"
Chen Yi slowly opened his eyes when he heard this, and saw Yang Chan's big smart eyes looking at him anxiously.
"Who is going to die?" Chen Yi asked puzzled.
Yang Chan pointed to the outside of the Temple of Our Lady and said eagerly: "The little monkey is about to kill the little pig!"
Little monkey and little piggy?
Chen Yi was confused for a long time before he understood that Yang Chan was talking about Brother Monkey and Bajie, but this one was killed, right?
Chen Yi hurriedly stood up and walked out of the temple gate, and was immediately stunned by the scene in front of him.
Brother Monkey rode on Bajie's body, and the golden hoop stick turned into a ring ruler, and he asked a question: "Idiot, which one do you say is handsome, my grandson or master?"
"I've said it dozens of times, Brother Monkey is handsome, Brother Monkey is handsome!" Bajie said with a bitter face, pounding his fists on the ground and howling.
Brother Monkey smiled slyly: "Where is my grandson more handsome than Master?"
Ahri, the little fox on the side, also coaxed: "Bajie, say it quickly, where is Brother Monkey the most handsome?"
Bajie pounded the ground hard, how to say this?
is obviously a hairy monkey, even if he is worthy of him if he is ugly, he still asks where he is handsome?
Bang!
"What about you, where is my grandson more handsome than Master?"
Bajie's head was beaten, and he hurriedly opened his mouth and shouted: "You are handsome, you have more hair than Master, and your golden hair is the most handsome!"
"Besides the hair?" asked Brother Monkey.
Chen Yi on the side really couldn't stand the two living treasures, and hurriedly walked forward.
"Aren't you two going to have a fight?"
"Wukong, where are you more handsome than a teacher?"
When Brother Monkey heard this, he hurriedly jumped up from Bajie's body, rushed to Chen Yi's side and explained: "Master, my grandson is testing whether Bajie will lie!"
"Oh, what about the results of the test?" Chen Yi asked with a smile.
Brother Monkey scratched his ears and said, "This nerd is quite honest, and he is telling the truth!"
"Is that also the golden hair on your body more handsome than the teacher?" asked Chen Yi with a black face.
Hearing this, Bajie hurriedly stepped forward to complain: "Master, you have to call the shots for me, this monkey knows how to bully me, and he has to force me to say that he is handsome, and if he doesn't say it, he will beat me!"
"Hahaha......" Chen Yi couldn't hold back anymore and laughed.