Chapter 72: Fooling You Won't Die
Zong Xiu is talking about the incision of cultivators circulating on the Internet in later generations, which is similar to the black words of the rivers and lakes.
It is to the effect that he asked the other party: how deep are you cultivating, who is the master, and where is the mountain where you are sitting.
But Zongxiu forgot that it was the Tang Zhenguan period.
The current Taoist priests are either the Heavenly Master Dao of Longhu Mountain, or the wild cultivators of other mountains. Even one of the two major Xuanmen Niu Er in later generations, the 'Quanzhen One Pulse' did not appear, and it would be hellish if the other party could understand what he asked.
Really!
The Taoist was obviously stunned, and quickly smiled: "Master Zong, poor Taoist Li Chunfeng, on the orders of His Majesty, came to discuss the matter of movable type printing with you. ”
"Shhh...... Li Chunfeng ......"
Zong Xiu's heart tightened, the other party turned out to be Li Chunfeng! Li Chunfeng, one of the two gods of the Tang Dynasty, his top boss!
Li Chunfeng couldn't help but be curious: "Why is Master Zong so surprised? ”
"No, nothing. Xiaguan Guozi is a teaching assistant in arithmetic, you are a doctor of arithmetic, and you are in charge of me. When I first saw Shangguan, I didn't prepare a gift or anything, and I was very scared in my heart. ”
Zong Xiu was talking nonsense, he had already determined that Li Chunfeng was here to meet him.
Damn, Li Shimin really didn't feel at ease with him.
Could it be because I've been in the limelight too much lately?
Zong Xiu's heart went up and down, and his eyes looked everywhere, but he didn't look at Li Chunfeng.
The more this is the case, the more curious Li Chunfeng becomes.
Li Chunfeng is a Taoist master, although he doesn't know any strange spells, and he can't be called a land immortal, but he has unique insights into physiognomy and numerology.
When he first met Zong Xiu, he found that Zong Xiu had a strange face. It looks ordinary, but it hides a mystery, as if it ...... It doesn't seem like a normal living person.
To be precise, Zong Xiu's physiognomy does not belong to the image of 'people in the world' at all.
However, Zong Xiu stood in front of him alive again, which made Li Chunfeng wonder: A person who 'exists' but 'does not exist', is this still a person?
In the main hall, Zong Xiu was looking left and right, but his brain was running rapidly, thinking of a way to deal with it.
Li Chunfeng Danfeng's eyes stared at the boss tightly, and the two looked at each other without saying a word, and neither of them spoke again.
For a moment, a subtle atmosphere lingered around the two, and the world seemed to stand still at this moment.
After a long silence, Li Chunfeng couldn't help it: "Master Zong......"
"Don't dare, don't dare, Xiaguan District Jiupin Junior Official, Master Li is the imperial history of Qintianjian and holds the position of doctor of arithmetic. In front of Lord Li, the subordinate officials did not dare to call him an adult. ”
Zong Xiu snorted and leaned sideways, so as not to let Li Chunfeng look at his face.
Li Chunfeng was speechless: Do you look like a lower official?
It is true that he came to see Zong Xiu's face at the behest of Li Shimin, and he always had to chat with Zong Xiu for a thorough understanding, and then go back to have an explanation.
Li Chunfeng waved the dust in his hand: "Poor ......"
As soon as he said two words, Zong Xiu interrupted what Li Chunfeng was going to say later, and he suddenly thought of a brilliant countermeasure!
"Master Li, do you believe in fate?"
"Forehead ......"
This turn was a bit big, and Li Chunfeng couldn't react for a while.
Zong Xiu suddenly turned around, turned his back to Li Chunfeng, and said loudly at the same time: "Lord Li is expensive this year." ”
Li Chunfeng subconsciously said: "Two out of thirty." Poor ......"
"Haha, then you have to take care of yourself. I heard that a master who is proficient in divination never divination for himself, right? ”
"Yes. Master Zong, the poor road is here ......"
"Master Li, are you afraid of death?"
Zong Xiu didn't give Li Chunfeng a chance to ask questions at all.
Li Chunfeng is a cultivator, and when a cultivator talks about life and death, he often likes to pretend to be unfathomable to highlight his extraordinary.
Afraid?
Li Chunfeng sang a break: "Fusheng immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, what joy is life, what is the pain of death, we and other people outside the party have long looked down on life and death, and death is just the beginning of reincarnation." ”
"Oh, it turns out that Lord Li's realm is so high." Zong Xiu still turned his back to Li Chunfeng and made a long sound: "Then I will congratulate Master Li next." Wait another thirty-six years, and you can go to reincarnation. ”
"Bang ......"
The floating dust in Li Chunfeng's hand suddenly fell to the ground, and his face turned pale: "Three...... Thirty-six years? ”
"yes. Master Li originally had a 100-year-old lifespan, and he was expected to soar in the day and disappear, but when you entered the official career, there were too many causes and effects contaminated, so you lost your fortune, and now your longevity has been reduced, and you only have a lifespan of sixty-eight years. ”
Who wouldn't.
"This is just the current situation, if you don't repent, continue to be contaminated with cause and effect, and leak the heavenly secrets, Shouyuan will inevitably fall again."
Zong Xiu's words are half-true, when he first watched a certain cartoon, he deliberately checked Li Chunfeng's information.
According to the history books, Li Chunfeng lived to be sixty-eight years old.
What Zong Xiu said just now that he originally had a 100-year-old lifespan and could soar in the daytime, it was all nonsense.
He just wanted to scare Li Chunfeng.
As long as he is bluffed, does Li Chunfeng still dare to talk to Li Shimin about the results of the face?
In the main hall, Li Chunfeng's face was pale, and Danfeng's eyes turned around, because Zong Xiu was right!
Although a master who is good at divination cannot give himself divination, he does not say that he cannot find others to help him divination.
Two years ago, when Yuan Tiangang was in Chang'an, he and Yuan Tiangang fought with each other a lot, in order to fight for the best, the two of them fought for three months in a row, from life, to national fortune, to the future, everything was accounted for.
In Yuan Tiangang's divination results, he could indeed only live to be sixty-eight years old.
This is also the reason why when Zong Xiu said just now that he could live for thirty-six years, Li Chunfeng's frightened dust was gone.
Wizard?
Or a fairy?
A weak-crowned boy who can cut off his lifespan with just one glance at him?
As a cultivator and proficient in numerology and physiognomy, Li Chunfeng certainly knows that divination is the most difficult.
When Yuan Tiangang helped him divinate his lifespan, he used the turtle plate, copper coins, and blood of his heart. After calculating it, he vomited a mouthful of blood directly and was seriously ill for three months.
However, Zong Xiu just glanced at him, and he was able to accurately determine the number of lifespans, and there was no backlash at all, isn't it strange?
Li Chunfeng suddenly thought of another possibility.
He had seen Zong Xiu's face just now, a person who existed and didn't exist.
Could it be ......
Thinking of this, Li Chunfeng gritted his teeth violently, knelt on the ground with a puff, saluted with both hands, and begged loudly: "Li Chunfeng, a scholar after the Yuqing faction, meet the immortals!" ”
"Damn, Immortal? Don't hurt me. ”
Zong Xiu was shocked and hurriedly went to help Li Chunfeng, for fear that he would be seen by the guards outside after a slow beat, and it would reach Li Shimin's ears.
Emperors all claim to be true dragons and emperors, if you dare to call yourself an immortal in front of them, if you don't know the real ability, it will be a death.
Zong Xiu stretched out his hand and pulled, but he didn't pull it, Li Chunfeng knelt firmly, like a stone pier.