Seeing that Cui Xianwen was still holding on to Zong Xiu, Cheng Biting Jin was furious: "Hey, boy, you're not done, aren't you?" People and old firewood all said that the gourd was sent to Zongxiu, why is it disrespectful? ”

Cui Xianwen gritted his teeth and said: "This mutton fat jade gourd is a congratulatory gift that the grass people plan to offer to His Majesty, and it is usually a tribute. Zong Xiu took it for himself, which was naturally disrespectful to His Majesty. ”

"This ......"

Cheng Yanjin opened his mouth, but he forgot about this stubble.

Zong Xiu is already sweating profusely, this is ancient! In addition to His Majesty's reward, privately taking the tribute for himself is a big sin to lose his head.

"Or ...... Your Majesty, will you take it? You also said just now, 'Those who don't know are not guilty', and Brother Zong and I didn't know in advance that this was something to give you. ”

Cheng Yanjin carried the gourd and laughed with him.

Li Shimin glanced at Cheng Jin, and scolded with a smile: "The Manchu Dynasty is civil and military, and you dare to talk to me like this!" ”

"Hehe, don't you know that Your Majesty is good to me Lao Cheng?"

Cheng Yanjin continued to giggle.

Li Shimin sighed: "That's it, that's it, it's just a gourd, I also care about this." ”

Cheng Yanjin hurriedly accepted the gourd: "Hehe, that relationship is good, I will thank you for Brother Zong first." ”

Saying that, Cheng Yanjin also patted Zong Xiu's shoulder: "Boy, what's the porcelain, don't thank Your Majesty soon." ”

Zong Xiu hurriedly bowed his hand and said loudly: "Thank you for your majesty's reward, in fact, this treasure is the same in the minister as it is in your majesty, it is your majesty's." ”

Lao Li was amused: "Then tell me how it is." ”

Zong Xiu said: "The so-called world is not the king's land, and the shore of the land is not the king's minister." My emperor is rich all over the world, Weijia Kyushu, and the people of the world are His Majesty's people. Everyone belongs to His Majesty, not to mention these things outside the body. ”

"Hahaha...... Interesting, funny, you have a clever mouth that can speak well. ”

Seeing Lao Li laughing, Zong Xiu glanced at Cui Xianwen provocatively: Cut, who wouldn't pat on the back. Listen to my shot, and look at you, technology, technology.

Li Shimin was very happy, he knew that Zong Xiu was slapping him on the back, but it sounded comfortable.

The whole world is not the king's land, the shore of the land is not the king's ministers, the world is his, which emperor doesn't like it? And Bolingcui's ......

Li Shimin also knows what [Boling Cui's] is planning when he recommends Cui Xianwen to enter Chang'an. Send two treasures, just want to get a piece of the pie in the world I have worked so hard to build, how can there be such a cheap thing.

It's just that it's not yet time to turn around with [Boling Cui Clan], and it's not easy to punish both sides.

Lao Li smiled at the moment: "Cui Shizi, I understand your intentions." But you have also heard that the whole world is mine, just a jade gourd, no matter where it is, it is my thing. Zong Aiqing is also my people, so it is not disrespectful to help me keep it for the time being. ”

After Lao Li finished speaking, he clapped his hands: "Okay, the banquet continues, and the dishes are served." ”

Since ancient times, it has been the emperor's golden mouth, Lao Li spoke, Cui Xianwen could only sit next to Cui Renshi angrily, with a cold face throughout the whole process.

And Zong Xiu also sat back, secretly relieved: Damn, I almost lost my life.

One hundred and ten palace maids rushed in again, and this time the dishes were very rich, and everyone had three meat and one vegetable in front of them.

Zong Xiugang was frightened, and he was hungry, he saw that Cheng Yanjin and Wei Chi Jingde next to him were both served, and he didn't care about any image, so he directly put down his chopsticks.

Good guy, the crystal elbow is called a girl, Zong Xiu picked out the fat meat the size of a palm with chopsticks.

There were too many clips, and he was embarrassed to put them back, so Zong Xiu could only open his mouth wide and bite half in one bite.

Well, it melts in your mouth, it's fat but not greasy, and it's really delicious.

After taking a bite, he felt that the taste was excellent, Zong Xiu went to take a second bite, and listened to Lao Li say: "The moonlight is just right tonight, do you Aiqing have someone to drink poetry to help you have fun?" ”

Lao Li deliberately looked at Zong Xiu: "Zong Aiqing...... Forehead ......"

This long-sounding word 'forehead' drew the attention of the ministers to Zong Xiu, and everyone was stunned to see that Zong Xiu was stuffing a piece of fat meat into his mouth.

Not far behind the rockery, a few princesses are smiling.

"Hahahaha...... With such a big piece of fat, he is not afraid of getting tired of panicking. ”

"Hee-hee, it's the first time I've ever seen someone eat meat like this. How long has it been since this genius has eaten meat? ”

"Look, look, my father's face has changed."

Princess Changle, Princess Chengyang, Princess Runan, Princess Xiangcheng, Princess Lanling and others were born in the deep palace, not to mention food and clothing since childhood, and their speech and behavior on weekdays are also constrained by female officials in the palace, so naturally they have never seen this kind of food. Only the five-year-old little Jin Yang bit his fingers and drooled: "It looks delicious, and my son wants to eat it too." ”

"Shhh, don't make trouble, otherwise the queen mother will know and be afraid of reprimanding."

Princess Changle hugged Xiao Jinyang, stood next to Princess Lanling, and looked through the screen with several younger sisters.

In the imperial garden, Lao Li coughed lightly twice, hiding his surprise.

The eldest grandson's innocent eyes were playful: "The sect's assistant is a talent who is not informal. ”

Cheng Biting Jin and Yu Chi Jingde were the first to coax.

"Haha, I said little brother, haven't you eaten this afternoon?"

"Lao Cheng, this is your mistake, why don't you bring the sect assistant to find something to eat before you come, see that the sect assistant is hungry."

The two of them sat on both sides of Zong Xiu on the left and right, and they were the most ridiculous.

Zong Xiu bit the meat in his mouth, very embarrassed. The bite is bitten, and you can't spit it out in front of Lao Li and the ministers.

Under everyone's gaze, Zong Xiu swallowed the meat hard.

Swallowing too quickly, a little choked and panicked, Zong Xiu stretched his neck again to resolve the fullness of his throat.

"Hiccup~"

A loud hiccup and the silence of the night spread far away, the ministers burst into laughter, Cui Xianwen was even more disdainful, muttering in a low voice: "Something that doesn't understand etiquette at all, something." ”

Lao Li coughed lightly twice, stopped the laughter of the ministers, and said: "The moonlight is just right, there is wine but no poetry, and it is a little less elegant." Zong Aiqing, I heard that when you were in Wuwei County, you were famous, so the first poem of this banquet will be written by you. ”

The life of the ancients was boring, there was no TV, no mobile phone, not to mention the Internet. Why do you drink in the middle of the night and listen to music without chanting poetry?

Therefore, it was inevitable that the ancient literati drank wine, and when they drank to the fullest, they composed poems to help the fun.

Tonight's roasted tail banquet was held in the name of Zong Xiu, and Lao Li was the first to call Zong Xiu's name.

Cheng Yanjin even patted Zong Xiu's shoulder and whispered: "Brother, come here, this is a good opportunity to show your face." ”

The eldest grandson Wujian rolled her eyes, and suddenly remembered what Lan Ling said, she also wanted to know if Zong Xiu was really talented, or a thief who had mixed into Chang'an under the pretext of something, and said with a smile: "Sect Assistant Teacher is not going to get up quickly." I have heard that the assistant teacher of the sect has the talent to write chapters, which is better than Cao Zhi, who became a poem in seven steps, and the palace also wants to see and understand. ”

"Huh?"

Zong Xiu was shocked: I have the talent to export chapters? Could it be ......

I didn't drink too much, and Zong Xiu was still very sober. From the time he crossed over to the present, he has chanted a poem, and he is still on Mipi Lake. How did the eldest grandson know about it?

And as soon as he finished chanting that day, he was arrested by Cheng Huailiang with his troops. In Cheng Huailiang's words, he also said that the person's status was noble.

Depend on! Sure enough, words can't be said nonsense, and poems can't be written nonsense.

Thinking of this, Zong Xiu hurriedly got up and said with a ashamed face: "Back to Your Majesty and Niangniang's words, it's ashamed to say that the minister can't compose poetry." ”

"Really?"

Lao Li and the eldest grandson Wujian glanced at each other.

The two have been married for many years, and they can naturally see what each other is thinking at a glance: this guy is a bit abnormal, if he is really talented, why not show it? If someone deliberately arranges to enter Chang'an, why not seize the great opportunity in front of him?

Lao Li and the eldest grandson Wujian were thinking about it, Cui Xianwen got up and stood up, and said: "Your Majesty, Niangniang, since Zong Xiu said that he can't compose poems, the grass people are brave, and they are willing to write a poem to help the wine." ”