Chapter 1131 comics

Someone did this thing back then, Ding Wei got power, and there was a situation on the street selling engraved leaflets, painting squid in the sea water full of tides, and shouting while selling: "All the people are thieves——"

The turtle thief makes the tide, and the homonym is that the thief makes the dynasty, and at the same time alludes to his use of this flood pit to harm Zhongliang.

For a while, the citizens donated money one after another, and then took out a match and burned it: "Let's send him a turtle to the west!" ”

Angry, Wang Jue ran to Zhao Ji to cry, saying that this matter was designated as a villain, the list was engraved on wax board paper, and he couldn't get rid of the suspicion of some people, so please ask Your Majesty to thoroughly investigate and return my innocence.

Su You is now busy with one head and two big, and Lu Gong of Kaifeng Mansion wanted Shi Wei to take charge of the post-disaster epidemic prevention work, but Su You sternly refused.

What are you kidding, my Wei'er is now aggrieved enough, where is there still a bit of a noble wife, if you have the ability, you can ask the Queen Mother, you see that her old man agrees or not.

What's the matter of just pulling me to gossip? Lu Gong, you don't know, when will it be my turn to be the master of my family's Wei'er?

was so angry that Duke Lu fluttered with a white beard: "You are a dignified prince of a country, can't you boost your husband?" ”

Su You was confident: "My wife is the Shu Kingdom, and I am the Fish Kingdom, so I'm not at the same level at all, right?" ”

"When will the Fish Country be able to overwhelm the Shu Kingdom? Between the two, there are still twenty-four sub-countries and more than a hundred small countries, and I don't know where to reason? ”

Seeing that the old man was still going to make trouble, Su You pulled him back: "For this matter, you should find Qian Yi and Tang Shenwei, and then Wei'er will help you contact the Heavenly Master's Mansion and Daxiangguo Temple, and show up directly, for fear that you will not cause trouble to other people's imperial history." ”

The old man glared: "What trouble?" ”

Su You glared: "Bothering people to write bullet stamps, isn't it causing trouble to others?" ”

Just as he was saying this, a little yellow door ran over: "Da Yin is easy to find, Your Majesty summons you." ”

Su You hurriedly waved his hand: "Go quickly, hurry up, hurry up and see your majesty, I have a lot of things here......"

Then I heard Xiao Huangmen say: "Duke Yuguo, Your Majesty has also summoned you." ”

Seeing that Su You was stunned, Lu Gong laughed hehe: "What are you doing in a daze?" Let's go together, and we can continue to break ...... on the way."

When the two came to the side hall, they saw Zhao Ji and Wang Qi in the hall, one expressionless, and the other angry.

Seeing the two of them coming in, Zhao Ji asked Lu Gongzhu directly: "What has Kaifeng Mansion been busy with recently?" ”

Lu Gong casually wanted to deceive Zhao Ji's words: "Kaifeng Mansion has been busy with the aftermath of the disaster recently, this is the instruction given by the Military Aircraft Department to Kaifeng Mansion, saying that there are often major epidemics after disasters, and we must do a good job in pipeline dredging, drainage, cleaning and sanitation, disinfection, rodent extermination, insecticide, dispersion of drugs, etc., in short, there are a lot of things. ”

"Your Majesty, in Bianjing City, Mrs. Shu's disaster control technique should be the most clever, and the minister wants to invite her to sit in charge of the epidemic prevention in Kaifeng Mansion......"

"Ridiculous!" Zhao Wei directly denied: "Mrs. Shu is not only a century-old noble, but also a first-class wife of the dynasty, it is rare to be warm-hearted, voluntarily help the poor, research and development of medicines, this is already the greatest mercy." ”

"Let her raise this matter, where will Xungui's face go? Where will the face of the imperial court go? Not to mention the imperial history, it is impossible for the Queen Mother to agree. ”

Su You was proud: "That's it, that's what I said, it's still the emperor's wisdom!" I recommended Qian Yi to Lu Gong, Tang Shenwei, Lu Gong was not happy. ”

Zhao Ji thought for a while: "Then the two of them, no matter what, there can be no epidemic in Bianjing, if you have any money and medicine needs, find Mingrun, Mingrun can't do it, you can also find me, find the Queen Mother, and the Inner Government and the Charity Fund will solve part of it." ”

Lu Gongzhu hurriedly bowed: "Your Majesty is merciful, and the minister will do his best, try not to bother His Majesty and the Queen Mother, but if there is a real need, he will definitely open his mouth to His Majesty." ”

Zhao Ji nodded: "But I called you here today, not to say this, I heard that someone in Kaifeng Mansion is selling some small paintings, insinuating Wang Xianggong, do you know about this?" ”

Su You and Lu Gongzhu looked at each other: "I don't know, what kind of little painting?" ”

Wang Jue has a thin face and a good reputation, and his face is flushed with shame, but he can't say anything: "Anyway, it's ...... Alas! begging His Majesty to be the master of the minister, the minister is really difficult to speak. ”

At this time, Zheng Mu, the Imperial City Division, came in, respectfully took out a piece of tissue paper from his sleeve, put it on Zhao Ji's desk, and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, it should be this......"

Zhao Ji picked it up and looked at it, his face was a little tense, and he quickly coughed lightly to cover it up: "I only reported it so late, is the Imperial City Division derelict in its duties?" ”

Zheng Mu hurriedly knelt down: "Now that the city is recovering after the disaster, the people have moved back to their former residences, there is a large flow of people, many robbers and traitors are committing crimes, and the comet has not disappeared, and the vigilance around the imperial city should also be strengthened...... The Imperial City Division has some ...... It was the minister's negligence, and the minister asked His Majesty for the guilt! ”

Zhao Ji asked, "Did you find it?" ”

Zheng Mu said: "It's just a few small printing shops, the kind that print and distribute leaflets for businessmen on weekdays, and they often engage in this kind of stuff in the off-season when there is no business, taking words out of context from newspapers, or there are any gossips in Beijing, they will carve wax boards and make money." ”

Wang Qi was furious: "Is there any instigator behind them?" ”

Zheng Mu said: "This is really not, this is their old routine......

Lu Gongzhu suddenly remembered: "Shuixi Bridge Liu Xiaoer's gang, right?" ”

"Ouch!" Zheng Mu arched his hand and said, "Yes, yes...... Do you know Lu Gong? ”

Lu Gong arched his hand: "Your Majesty, these people...... A rumor at the beginning, the back is all made up, fanning the flames and reducing intelligence for the people is the most capable, but the people in Bianjing still love to listen, watch, and forward, and now they have become an industry. ”

"As far as their painting skills and calligraphy are concerned, they can't sell anything else, so they rely on this to please the people, and I think it should be strictly investigated! Ban it! ”

Zhao said: "How many of them are there? ”

Lu Gongshu said: "As far as I know, two or three, fifteen or sixteen. By the way, what are they doing this time? ”

Zhao Ji handed over the leaflet, and although Lu Gongzhu and Su You were smart people, they didn't understand it for a while.

Su You looked inexplicable: "What kind of code is this?" Turtle refers to a gentleman, cuttlefish refers to a villain? Does the river and the sea refer to the confluence? Is this scolding the court, and the ministers are colluding with each other and blinding Shengcong? ”

Zhao Ji frowned: "Nonsense! They say it's a turtle thief tide map! ”

"Oh-" Lu Gongzhu and Su You looked at Wang Jue together, and Wang Jue was so ashamed that he raised his sleeves and blocked his face.

Su You said: "Your Majesty, this should indeed be rectified, not to mention the prince Wang, I was also a victim." ”

Zhao Ji knows Su You's reputation among the people: "You? How can it be? ”

Su You said: "The limerick poem that offended the Prime Minister of Jiefu back then was the one that 'Anshi made a rockery', and they didn't know where they copied it, and they also pretended to be written by Dasu, and it was printed as a leaflet and circulated around. caused the relationship between Dasu and Jiefu to be awkward, and they ate and hung up with me. ”

"Also, the last sentence of the poem I wrote Wei'er was obviously 'The red flag still has the fragrance of cold plums', and it was changed to what is in the million-strong army...... To this day, there are still friends who write to me and tell me that the last sentence is too ugly - but did I write it?! ”

Zhao Ji didn't laugh at Wang Jue, but there was no pressure to laugh at Su You: "How many years has this been?" It's really poisonous...... Hahahaha......"

Su You said: "Now that Wang Xianggong has also suffered, if you want me to say, these gangs must be strictly treated!" ”

Lu Gongshu said: "How to govern? Is there a legal provision for it? You say it's insinuation, and people still say you're blind! ”

"That's it!" Zhao Ji said: "Minister of State, how can they insinuate indiscriminately? Kaifeng Mansion came forward to confiscate this matter! Man...... Forget it, I won't deal with it, reprimand, and ask them to do more serious things and do less of these crooked ways! ”

At the end of July of the third year of Yuanfeng, the first animation newspaper in Chinese history, Shuixi Comics, was officially born.

Liu Xiaoer was so thick-skinned that he boasted that he was "corrected by order", which attracted a lot of curiosity for a while.

Comic newspapers are known for their humorous and witty, sarcastic and caustic, with no words, mainly paintings, small grids, not very exquisite, just to express the meaning, and there are some short dialogues.

The main content of the first issue is "Mr. Dongguo", "Buying and Returning Pearls", "Carving a Boat for a Sword", and a funny daily life between an old father and a young son.

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