This should be the most fragrant night I slept after coming to Shanghai, I fell asleep with Aunt Hong, did not do that snapping thing, until dawn, I woke up, looking at Aunt Hong sleeping next to me, my heart was full of satisfaction and happiness, well, turn my head to look outside, the weather is very good, today is a sunny day.

I was about to have a kiss with Aunt Hong, when I suddenly heard the sound of walking in high heels outside, as well as the inherent aroma of women, this smell, I was immediately scared that the urine was going to burst out, I grass, it was Sister Mengyuan's teacher who came, if she saw me holding Aunt Hong now, and it was still in the bedroom, she didn't hack me to death, I didn't see the hell, I was supposed to go to her house to eat last night, and finally released the pigeons.

"My heart was beating fast, with a little bit of confusion and helplessness. Aunt Hong's voice was extremely charming, and she turned her head to look at me, her eyes rolling; I guess this teacher is a woman, or a beauty-level person, right? ”

I coughed, and Aunt Hong also heard it, I said; "It's that Sister Mengyuan, you know, I was going to her house last night, but I didn't go later, and I was too excited after I saw you." ：”

"Will they come and cut you with a kitchen knife?" Aunt Hong still said lightly.

"Well, I think it should be, I feel a thick murderous aura,." I said seriously.

Aunt Hong said: "Then let's do it, I'll go down from the balcony, and you can have a good talk with your sister Mengyuan." ”

"I'll introduce you to each other." I said with a smile.

Aunt Hong blinked; "I think, it's not appropriate for this time, besides, your words are too insincere, do you think I can't see it, you're very nervous?"

"No, absolutely not nervous." I said, "My relationship with Sister Mengyuan is not a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship. ”

"I know it's not a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship, but it's better to forget it." Aunt Hong smiled and said, "I'll go first, I'll talk to your mother, don't worry." ：”、

"Well, well, okay." I pretended to be helpless. "Next time, come early, we'll do things in the dorm."

Aunt Hong nodded my forehead and said, "You kid just continue to fool me, I am also very good at fooling, I won't delay your good deeds." Aunt Hong got out of bed slowly, and then really never left on the balcony.

I feel very lucky now, if it weren't for Aunt Hong's strength or force, I wouldn't know how to explain this to Sister Mengyuan? As for people, it's better to learn some martial arts.

I deliberately pretended not to get up, and soon, Sister Mengyuan's voice rang out: "Chen San, open the door." ”

I can't seem to hear the murderous aura, but there should be murderous aura on the face, yes, it must be like this. I immediately went down to open the door, looking like I was waking up from a good sleep: "Ah, Sister Mengyuan, you, why are you here." ”

Talking about what I was thinking, patting my brain; "You see my memory, I drank too much last night, so I forgot, I apologize, I apologize."

Sister Mengyuan's face was not murderous, but her eyes seemed to bite people: "You are alone;?" ”

"Yes, one person, just me." I opened my eyes and said, "My dorm buddies have gone for a morning run." ”

"Really?"

At this time, Sister Mengyuan walked in, and after walking in, I still said apologetically; "Sister, this, I'm really sorry, if I do this next time, I'll be a bastard."

"Why is there a girl's scent here?" Sister Mengyuan asked suddenly.

I was so scared that my hands almost sweated, I damn it, isn't it, Sister Mengyuan's nose is so sensitive?

"Well, is there one?" I sniffed deliberately, "No, Sister Mengyuan, it's impossible." ”

"Where's your bed?"

I immediately pointed to my bed.

Sister Mengyuan walked over, the aroma and taste of that woman became more and more obvious, more and more intense, I looked at Sister Mengyuan as if the police were so serious, I began to sweat a little on my hands and feet.

"Sister Dream Comes True." I screamed.

"What is it"? Sister Mengyuan directly pinched the hair on a pillow and said to me, "Is your hair so long?" ”

"This."

I don't know what to explain, I'm grass, I'm just an unlucky person, I should have looked for it just now, what's there, and now Sister Mengyuan directly saw the hair, it was Aunt Hong's hair.

"Chen San." Sister Mengyuan called my name, her expression seemed to be angry but also seemed helpless, "You can lie to me, but, is it necessary?" You said you and your girlfriend were doing something, didn't that happen? Am I going to just call you home for dinner? Am I the kind of person who doesn't make sense? ”

I lowered my head and didn't dare to speak. Because, I was really wrong.

"You're just a jerk." Sister Mengyuan suddenly scolded, "You are a bastard, a liar, a big liar." ”

Sister Mengyuan turned her head and left.

"Sister Mengyuan, this matter." I grabbed her hand.

"Let go." Sister Mengyuan shouted.

I let go right away.

"You won't respect the least of them."

Sister Mengyuan turned her head and left.

I watched Sister Mengyuan walk away, thought about it, and still didn't catch up, because, I don't know what will happen if I catch up?

Although it is not good to deceive Sister Mengyuan, Sister Mengyuan's reaction is also a little too big.

"Boss."

The three of them are back.

"We just saw Teacher Yao."

"Seems to be angry."

"She's looking for you?"

I said; "Oh."

ZHOU Mi; "It's not going to see you and your sister-in-law, is it?"

I said, "No, your sister-in-law went first, and she saw a hair." ”

Lu Zhi: "Boss, Mr. Yao looks very sad. ”

"I'll take a look later."

I sighed.

"We've got you breakfast." Zhou Mi said.

I nodded, washed up, and had breakfast.

Because of Sister Mengyuan, my mood is still very depressed.

But I don't know what to explain?

Because, Sister Mengyuan, well, although she is not her own sister, she is also a godsister.

"I decided." I stood up, "I'm going to be brave enough to say sorry to the teacher,"

Zhou Mi said: "Domineering. ”

"It has to be this way."

"Conquer the teacher."

"Conquer Mao." I looked at the three of them and said speechlessly. "I'll tell you, it's my sister."

"Godsister?"

"Yes."

"You can do it."

"Damn, there's no way to communicate with you perverts." I said, "I'll go first, and you can eat slowly." ”

"The heart is empty, the heart is empty."

"Boss, I don't believe you didn't have that idea."

"yes, I can't do it, Boss doesn't have that idea."

"The teachers are good-looking, and many boys have that idea."

I looked at the corners of their mouths and snorted; "There is no such idea.

I walked out of the dormitory in a hurry.

I'm going to Hengdian today, and the teacher can't be so untrustworthy.

After I got out of the dormitory.

"Chen San."

The aunt in the dormitory called me.

"Auntie." I immediately greeted with a smile.

"How did you get out of it;" Auntie asked curiously.

"This." I remembered, I'm grass, I went in from outside the wall with Aunt Hong last night, and at this time, I came out from inside.

"Well, that's it, Auntie, actually, you're dazzled, I came in early last night."

I said, and immediately ran.

"Oh, you kid, come back soon, what's going on." Auntie is screaming in the back.

I'm going to run, I can't be caught by the aunt in the dormitory. 、

I called the teacher, but it turned off.

Okay, I still called my godfather and asked him where Sister Mengyuan was doing?

Godfather said, in class, you guys quarreled?

I say; "No, no, godfather did this first."

After hanging up the phone, I immediately came to the English department.

"Chen San."

"It's Chen San."

Quite a few people greeted me.

Now I'm one of the celebrities in the school, and there are quite a few people who greet me.

I also greeted each other with a smile.

After going up to the teaching building, I asked a girl in the English department, the girl told me that Teacher Yao was in class, I nodded and thanked him, and then quickly came to a classroom, and really saw the teacher in class, well, not in class, she looked very depressed, let the students below play their own, and sat on the podium.

"Teacher, teacher." I was screaming outside, but I didn't dare to call Sister Mengyuan.

When Sister Mengyuan saw me, her face changed slightly, but then she pretended not to see me.

"Teacher."

I was speechless, so I walked in and stood on the podium.

"I'm grass, Chen San."

"The awesome people in the philosophy department are here."

"What the hell?"