Chapter 392: Draw a circle and pit Youheng

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When You Heng saw Liu Hanshao, he had neither a courtesy nor a humble word, so as soon as he came up, he pretended to scold Kong Rong and scolded Liu Hanshao.

It may be that Liu Hanshao was a little confused when he drank before, and he forgot that he was the emperor, and he should pay attention to the majesty of the emperor or something, but he was very polite to You Heng, and he actually arched his hand and said enthusiastically: "It turns out that the little father of Assistant Teacher Kong is disrespectful, disrespectful." ”

Cao Cao was not reserved, and laughed on the spot, and the rest of the people were also embarrassed, and some snickered.

Why didn't the emperor play his cards according to the routine?

No matter how You Heng thinks he is talented, he is also a little confused at the moment. What about the anger of Long Yan? Will you not cure my sins? Could it be that I said it too subtlely, and the emperor didn't hear that I was scolding him?

You Heng can think, Kong Rong can't wait, and said anxiously: "Your Majesty, don't laugh. You Zhengping had some jokes before, but the meaning was...... It's a compliment, and there is a little talent. ”

"Oh?"

Liu Hanshao asked suspiciously: "Brother still doesn't understand, is there any connection between praising you for being talented and being your father?" ”

Hearing You Heng say something like "Eldest Son Kong Wenju" before, Kong Rong was quite proud, how could he ever want to meet an emperor brother who didn't learn and didn't know how to learn, and asked after him sentence by sentence, it is estimated that Kong Rong also felt a little embarrassed to be your son for the first time.

"Your Majesty, you are honest and gentle, and you are talented and ......"

Kong Rong suddenly stopped, and said in his heart, Wouldn't it be more embarrassing to catch up with Your Majesty, who is uneducated, if I say too much, he can't understand it, and he has to ask endless questions?

So, he rolled up his sleeves, thought about the words, and said to Liu Hanshao again: "Your Majesty, you are a talented person, and you are upright and upright, not good at greeting, and you can't see mediocre people stealing their names and deceiving the world, so they are rarely praised by others. And the minister and Yang Dezu, a little talent, luckily into the right eyes, yes, there is the eldest son Kong Wenju, the youngest Yang Dezu's jokes. ”

"Oh......"

Liu Hanshao suddenly realized: "Dezu, it turns out that this is also your father!" ”

Your Majesty is curious, why are your concerns different from others?

Kong Rong involved Yang Xiu at this time, and his original intention was to tell Liu Hanshao that children have small talents, older children have great talents, and fathers have different talents. Now that Yang Dezu, who has a small talent, can give you a walk in front of the emperor, should you reuse our great talent and talent?

The result is good, it seems that this "dad" can't get by today.

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Yang Xiu hurriedly stood up with a bare face, ran directly to Liu Hanshao's side in small steps, lowered his head and whispered, "Han Shao, I was wrong." ”

Liu Hanshao also asked quietly: "What are you wrong?" Shouldn't you be fooling your father? Don't worry, as long as Lao Yang has no opinion, my brother won't blame you. ”

Chen Qun was still drinking with Liu Hanshao, these words were not heard by others, but he could hear them, and he almost squirted out the wine, but he still had to pretend to be serious, as if nothing had happened, and endured it extremely hard.

"The minister shouldn't have revealed to them that you were here for a banquet."

Yang Xiu was about to cry, and pleaded: "Han Shao, Xiaochen really knows that he is wrong, please let me go." ”

"Dezu, some mistakes can be made, because they can be changed after they are made, and some mistakes cannot be made, because there is no chance to change them after they are made. Brother hopes that you will take this as a warning so that you can do it yourself. . ”

When Liu Hanshao said these words, he kept laughing, but when he heard Yang Xiu's ears, he was shocked and drenched in cold sweat. In the past two years, Yang Xiu has been following Liu Hanshao, which is a wonderful flower in the "master book circle", firstly, he is young and not suitable for scattering, and secondly, he is diligent and articulate, which makes Liu Hanshao quite easy to call.

Usually Liu Hanshao himself is not in shape, digging pits to tease boring people, talking to beg for cheapness, patting his shoulders when he is good, raising his feet and kicking when he is evil, he is really close to Yang Xiu like brothers, and the monarch and ministers are harmonious, otherwise Yang Xiu would not be so rampant that he ran to Yong'an Palace to call his sister-in-law. However, Liu Hanshao's words just now made Yang Xiu feel his dissatisfaction, so he felt fear in his heart.

"Minister, remember Your Majesty's teachings."

Yang Xiu saluted Liu Hanshao very seriously, and then said, "The minister retires." ”

The people below couldn't hear the conversation between Liu Hanshao and Yang Xiu, and thought that Yang Xiu had a big face, so they ran to plead with Kong Rong, and then looked at Yang Xiu's appearance when he retreated, and they were still wondering in their hearts: What's the matter, Yang Xiu's face is not good?

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Liu Hanshao raised his eyes and looked down, only to see You Heng sitting there, with a look of dissatisfaction and dissatisfaction, and wanted to look at Liu Hanshao, but he still refused to look at it in the open, so he turned into a slanted glance.

Brother is also the emperor, and he didn't do anything to be sorry for you, as for letting you in, it's just a scolding, and you still look down on it? If my brother doesn't let you have a long memory, is it worthy of the white eyes you rolled out?

As soon as he thought of this, Liu Hanshao asked with a smile: "Wenju, according to what you said, your talent is only enough for Zhengping to be a son, so Zhengping's talent must be the best in the world and unparalleled in the world?" ”

"Back to Your Majesty, that's exactly the case!"

Kong Rong rolled up his sleeves again, thought about the words, and then said: "You are honest and gentle, and you are talented. Got involved in art and literature for the first time, and went to the hall to see the Olympic ...... Loyal and upright, Zhihuai frost and snow. If you see good, you will be frightened, and if you are evil, you will be evil...... Flying arguments, overflowing with air, resolving doubts and resolving knots, there is more than enough to face the enemy...... The dragon leaps into the sky, flutters the wings of the clouds, raises the purple voice, and the rainbow is ...... The imperial palace will store extraordinary treasures. If you weigh the peers, it is rare. ”

Kong Rong was stunned, babbling a lot of chatter, Liu Hanshao listened while shaking his head and shaking his head, so he didn't fall asleep, and said in his heart, in the end, he is a cultural person, and he knows a lot more words than his brother.

"Good, good, good!"

When Kong Rong finally finished nagging, Liu Hanshao shouted loudly, and said again: "I can't imagine that my Han still has such a talent, it is really gratifying, and you should be a big white man for you." ”

Because Chen Qun was sitting closer to Liu Hanshao, and Yang Xiu was familiar with Liu Hanshao's temper, both of them secretly thought: It's bad, it's bad, Youzhengping is going to be unlucky.

Yuan Shao, Cao Cao, and Sun Jian all turned their heads to look at Liu Hanshao, and said in their hearts: Han Shao, are you drinking too much, or are you pumping your head?

However, I don't know if You Heng is a young person who has never seen a big scene, he is a little scared and stupid at the moment, or is he really arrogant and crazy, Kong Rong praised him to the sky, and the emperor asked everyone to toast him, without a word of modesty and politeness, he sat there, and actually suffered it...... Suffered...... Finish......

Liu Hanshao smiled like a wolf grandmother, pointed at Yuan Shao and the others and asked: "Zhengping, Wenju praised you for your talents, flying arguments, overflowing. Why don't you just talk about the talents of these speakers, ministers, directors, and directors. ”

You Heng looked at Yuan Shao and the others opposite, stood up and paced left and right, and then said slowly: "Back to Your Majesty, according to what Heng saw, Yuan Benchu can borrow the face to mourn, Cao Mengde can watch the tomb and guard the tomb, Chen Changwen can sell wine and eat troughs, Sun Wentai can slaughter pigs and kill dogs, as for Liu Xuande, Your Majesty has already made up his mind, and he is a friend of women!" ”

This is unlucky, fortunately, Yuan Shao and others don't know it, these words that should have been scolded by You Heng were supposed to be scolded by Youheng, but Liu Hanshao was hooked and scolded here. However, don't really say it, it can be regarded as reasonable, Yuan Shao's appearance is good, and he uses his face to mourn, and even the dead feel that they have face; As for Cao Cao's appearance, it is quite appropriate to scare ghosts in the cemetery; Chen Qun is a standard foodie, and his biggest hobby is to eat and drink well; Although Sun Jian changed his career to build bridges and could no longer lead his troops to fight, he still had a knife in his waist no matter where he went. As for the preparation...... The great-grandson's eyes were very resentful......

"Haha......"

Liu Hanshao just laughed twice, and when he saw everyone's angry eyes, he forced his mouth to close again.

At this time, you must not die, even if my brother is the emperor, I can't let these people hold grudges.

Then Liu Hanshao pretended to take a sip of wine, and suddenly felt that it was not interesting to pit Youheng at all, Kong Wenju said that he didn't see it, but he saw a stupid man, who was self-righteous and proud.

Is he upright like this?

I don't even know the basic civility and politeness!

If my brother didn't sit here, I don't know how many people would want to kill him right away? Not to mention others, Sun Jian has a knife in his waist!

This poor baby...... Forget it, my brother will be angry with everyone, and teach him to be obedient by the way.

"Zhengping, Wenju said that you can solve your doubts, but it just so happens that my brother has something unclear, I don't know if Zhengping can solve my brother's doubts?"

As soon as these words came out, Yuan Shao's eyes were about to pop out. What do you mean, if he scolds us, even if he scolds us in vain? Han Shao, are you going to pinch this bone and don't broadcast it?

"Your Majesty has any doubts, although it is said that Heng will tell the truth."

Seeing that he didn't care, Liu Hanshao also wanted to kick him in the face. However, it didn't. Instead, he asked Chen Qun beside him, "Are you rich?" ”

I brought you here, and you said in front of Your Majesty that I would only eat and drink, how cheap am I? Chen Qun's face was flushed, and he was sulking, and when Liu Hanshao asked him, he was instantly confused.

At this time, I could see the tacit understanding between Yang Xiu and Liu Hanshao, only to hear Liu Hanshao shout "Dezu" again, Yang Xiu replied with a sentence of "the minister is here", and the girl jumped to Liu Hanshao's side, faster than the rabbit, and held out a few copper coins in his hand.

Liu Hanshao took Yang Xiu's copper coin, one on the left, one on the right, the former one, and the latter one, and threw it on the spot, and then asked, "Zhengping can see the trick?" ”

You Heng thought that Liu Hanshao was going to humiliate himself, this baby was also stubborn, he ran around in a circle, picked up the copper coins one by one, and then knelt down respectfully in the field, and said loudly to Liu Hanshao: "Thank you for your majesty's reward!" ”

An emperor will reward a few copper coins, which is not as good as a meeting gift for his great-grandson!

Isn't this in front of everyone, in the face of Liu Hanshao?

Originally, Yuan Shao and the others were angry and wanted to kill Youheng, but now when they see that Liu Hanshao didn't take it out, they almost came out happy.

Liu Hanshao also has a black line in his head, he can't cry or laugh, this baby is really a thorn.

"Don't misunderstand. My brother's puzzle is, why do these copper coins, whether they go forward or backward, left or right, and finally fall to the ground? Why can't you go forward, you can't keep moving forward, you can't go backward all the time, and even if you throw it into the sky, you still have to fall to the ground in the end? ”