Chapter 30: Get out of the way, look at the master's pretence!
When Ye Huan returned to Chengfu, he saw a carriage parked outside the gate of Chengfu from a distance, and when he got closer, he remembered that this was Jishitang's carriage.
Ye Huan saw familiar people, the medicine boy Xiaoniu and the peony girl, one of the four beauties of Chang'an, today's peony is particularly beautiful, dressed in a snow-white robe, her face is pink and tender, and a pair of beautiful eyes have long seen Ye Huan from afar.
In addition, there is also this guy Cheng Chuhei.
Hey? Why does the peony girl look at me a little weirdly? Ye Huan noticed it for the first time, and then looked at the maid standing beside Cheng Chuhei, and it was the same look. In an instant, Ye Huan understood something, damn, this is clearly looking at perverted eyes!
Although the peony girl is very well-educated and covers it up well, this can't fool the sharp-eyed Ye Huan.
Lord's reputation! Ye Huan let out a sigh of regret in his heart.
"Brother-in-law, are you back?" Cheng was climbing up to the carriage of Jishitang.
"What are you?"
"Oh, when I left before, Doctor Sun instructed me to go to Jishitang again after my wounds are better."
Ye Huan nodded, but then squinted his eyes and looked at him, and said, "Cheng Mansion has a carriage, why do you want to get into the carriage of the peony girl?" ”
Cheng was embarrassed, and hurriedly showed a smile to cover it.
"Why bother, just go together." At this time, Peony smiled gently and explained for Cheng's heir.
Ye Huan glanced at Cheng Chuhei, as if he was thinking about something, and said after a while: "That's it, I'm just going to Jishitang, so I'll go with me." ”
Hearing this, Peony nodded, and said in a just voice: "Father-in-law really wants to invite you to go." ”
Ye Huan thought for a while, and then Cheng got into Ye Huan's carriage, and the Jishitang carriage walked in front and set off towards Jishitang together.
Cheng Chusi got into the carriage, glanced at Ye Huan strangely, and said, "Brother Yi, do you like the peony girl?" ”
Ye Huan glanced at him, and said without mood fluctuations: "Why do you say that?" ”
Cheng Chusi put his hands behind his head, and the corners of his mouth quietly raised a smile: "Then you are so delicious when you see me getting along with the peony girl?" ”
Taste?
Ye Huan immediately rolled his eyes, and said in a slightly disgusted tone: "I don't have anything to do with the peony girl, I'm just worried that your kid is full of blood and will do something out of the ordinary." ”
"Huh?" Cheng Chusi wanted to be full of question marks, but he glanced at Ye Huan, and immediately showed an expression of how could he be such a person.
Ye Huan ignored him and looked at the roof of the carriage: "It's not that I haven't seen beautiful women, and I can't be like a dog seeing a bone." ”
"Forget it, why are you talking about women again?" Ye Huan glanced at Cheng Chuhei and mentioned, "Recently, have you heard any bad remarks about me?" ”
"Poof......" Cheng Chuhei almost didn't hold back his laughter.
He deliberately asked rhetorically, "What did you say?" What bad remarks? ”
You kid, pretending to be stupid with me here? Hawkers, forget it, I'm a pervert It's spread in Cheng Mansion, and the explanation is that it can't be explained, and I don't bother to explain.
"Say you're a pervert?" The heirs of the pit brothers' affairs are tired of this, and they don't feel guilty at all when they do the scars.
"Anyway, the maids and servants of the Cheng Mansion know about it, and I don't bother to explain." Ye Huan simply gave up struggling.
Who knew that Cheng Chuhe's heir came and said, "Hehe, more than that, almost all the maids and servants in Chang'an know it, how can I say it, brother-in-law, you are a household name!" ”
Burst!
Ye Huan almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and cold sweat brushed straight down: "Nani! ”
This is ancient times! Why did this spread so quickly? Hiss...... Ye Huan gasped, he suddenly thought of a proverb: Good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles!
In this way, it is very likely that the young master and young lady of Chang'an may know that he is a pervert! What to do? Do you want to change your name? Ye Huan had 10,000 alpacas galloping endlessly in his heart, and what was even more strange was that each alpaca smiled at him.
No, wait, maybe it's not that bad, they don't know what I look like anyway, well, it's fine...... Ye Huan comforted himself.
"By the way, I heard the peony girl say that you are going to the Youth Festival?" Cheng Chuhei didn't know the violent ups and downs in Ye Huan's heart, damn, he wasn't so excited about playing roller coasters, he asked.
"Hmm." Ye Huan replied affirmatively.
"Don't go." Cheng Zhisi persuaded.
"How?"
"Don't you know that those poor scholars who only think they are right, think they have read a few books, and then show off in front of us...... What is annoying is that we actually say that we are reckless people, and we don't know what kind of Qingqing Festival we are coming! ”
Cheng Chusi gritted his teeth, and when he said this, he was angry, and what made them vomit blood even more was that they really didn't understand those words after the generals. Just like Cheng Chuhei, Lao Tzu is like that, what do you still ask your son for?
Written with pen and ink is nothing more than tadpoles to them.
I can't recognize all the words, and I still talk about poetry?
Therefore, the descendants of the generals who are still in Chang'an are a little resistant to this event, and they always feel that they can't get out of their hearts, mother, who said that the generals can't go to the poetry meeting? Can Lao Tzu be good at martial arts?
A few generals were not convinced, and when they went home, they asked their own son to invite a teacher, and some parents gave their sons a slap on the spot, saying: Is the little kid proficient in martial arts? Just learn these things that you don't have? Stick your ass over and see if Lao Tzu doesn't kill you.
The more enlightened parents looked at their babies and said that they had opened their minds and understood the importance of knowledge, well, very good. I turned around and invited a few teaching gentlemen to teach my baby, but within a few days, Mr. Teaching ran away one by one with a beard and glaring at him, scolding, this old man can't teach, find another master!
There is no accident, but the result is that he was hung up and whipped by his own Lao Tzu.
Cheng Zhisi belongs to the former, and over time, Cheng Zhisi doesn't want to go to the poetry meeting to be lively. He didn't think that Ye Huan was like a talented man with a literary crepe, so he dissuaded him, and he couldn't go to the poetry meeting to find humiliation.
"But...... I made an appointment with a guy named Wei Yan. Ye Huan looked at him and said.
Cheng was stunned, and after a while, he gritted his teeth and said, "That can't be helped, since it's agreed, then I can only go." It's okay, I'll take a soldier and horse when the time comes, who will dare to laugh at you when the hell comes, see if the master doesn't tie him up and walk the horse. ”
"It's good that you have this heart, I'm very pleased." Ye Huan smiled and patted Cheng Chuhei's head, and after a handful of addiction to things that only Uncle Cheng dared to do, he continued, "Besides, how do you know that I will be humiliated by them?" ”
The corners of Ye Huan's mouth twitched, "It's not certain who humiliates anyone, hearing you say this, that group of people is a little self-righteous." ”
Tsk, the lord hates that kind of self-righteous person the most, when he meets this kind of person in this world, he can't slap his face, he can only watch them pretend to be forced in front of him, and he can't do it in ancient times?
Ye Huan wants him to know who is the king!
"So, you can also compose poetry?!" Cheng was overjoyed and looked at Ye Huan in surprise, as if he had discovered a new world.
"I didn't say I wouldn't."
Actually, I can not only make poems, but also sing some romantic tunes, with color, flirtatious sister, I have seen all kinds of routines and pretend to be forced, which you can't imagine! Ye Huan thought with some pride.
Girl, that's right, I'm teasing you, I'll chant poetry, yes, the kind that will make you cry...... Ye Huan had a burst of yy in his mind, and a cheap smile appeared on his face.
"That's a good feeling! I immediately spoke to the Chang'an brothers and went together that day. ”
Well...... You just stand aside and watch you wet them with your talents......
While Ye Huan and Cheng Chuhei were talking, the carriage turned left and right in Chang'an City, and finally arrived at Jishitang. Ye Huan and Cheng got out of the carriage, and before they could walk in, there was a commotion on the street.
"Get out of the way!"
A guy rode a tall and strong red horse, galloping all the way, ignoring other pedestrians, and knocked over the vendors' stalls along the way.
How is this so familiar? Ye Huan squinted his eyes and suddenly realized, damn, among those who have read it, aren't there always some stupid characters who show off their might on the street, and then they are seen by the pig's feet, and they are slapped in the face, setting off the majesty of the pig's feet?
It just so happens that there is a beautiful peony here to watch, could it be said that the appearance of this fool is to make the master brush the favorability of the peony girl?
Well, yes.
Since the will of heaven has made the master pretend, how can there be any reason to postpone it? Ye Huan thought so, walked to the center of the street, took a deep breath, looked at the many viewers around him, and smiled secretly.
It just so happened that there were so many viewers.
At this time, Ye Huan roared vigorously: "Hey! I said what about you! Stop! ”
As he spoke, he put on a big letter and stopped in the middle of the road.
It was a handsome boy who rode wildly, and when he saw that a block suddenly appeared in front of him, his eyes narrowed, and after a while, he shook the reins and accelerated violently!
Damn! Ye Huan saw that the horse accelerated instantly, his pupils shrank suddenly, and he secretly said bitterly, Hey, brother, why don't you follow the script? It's over, I'm going to be slapped in the face!
The next moment, bang!
Ye Huan was knocked out, and during the flight, he felt two muffled sounds in his chest, damn! Two broken bones!
At the same time that Ye Huan was knocked away, the horse finally stopped, and the handsome man jumped off the horse quickly, and it was only then that everyone saw that he was carrying a fainted person behind him, this person had a deep wound on his arm and thigh, and at this moment the blood was pouring out!
The handsome boy did not stop at all, and immediately hugged the seriously injured person and rushed into the Jishitang.
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Damn, it's so embarrassing, it turns out that I was in a hurry to save people......