"Come on, get it done!"

Lin Xu shouted, picked up a wine jar and poured it into his mouth, like the Han Dynasty, a thing with a lower concentration than beer, Lin Xu said: Give me ten dozen!

Half an hour later, Lin Xu carried the wine jar in one hand, deliberately walked to Yang Biao's side crookedly, and patronized the wine jar on the other party's desk with a bang, and shook his paws on his shoulder

"What are you sleeping, get up, what's up? That's not going to work? Useless! ”

"You~, dare~, so rude to my master~"

Seeing Lin Xu wantonly tossing Yang Biao, a young man sitting behind him was suddenly furious, and stood up with his hands on the desk, looking ready to play with Lin Xu.

"Still dragging? Okay, come, drink this jar of wine, and Ben Qixian will apologize to him personally! ”

Lin Xu squinted at the young man, pointed to the unopened wine jar under the other party, and said arrogantly

"Is there a kind? Drink a kind! ”

The young man was so angry that his face was red and his neck was thick, and he just saw that someone was disrespectful to his family master, and in a fit of anger, he took advantage of the strength of the wine to get up, and after standing firm, he found that it was the face of the immortal, and his ruddy cheeks instantly turned pale, and after being stimulated by Lin Xu, his blood and qi surged, but he couldn't advance or retreat.

"Drink~, drink and drink!"

In a hurry, the young man bent down and picked up the wine jar at his feet, slapped it away and poured it into his mouth.

Lin Xu saw that this kid fell more on the collar than into his mouth, and he was furious in his heart, hooked up an empty wine jar with one foot, grabbed it in his hand, and smashed it straight on the other party's head.

With a snap, the other party was knocked to the ground

"If you want to fight with the deity, then drink it well, if anyone dares to be like this kid, drink thirty percent and pour seventy percent, the deity will be a Nine Heavens God Thunder and split him alive!"

Lin Xu glanced at the ministers in the hall viciously, these guys scolded him for so many people, and they actually played small actions, didn't they all say that the ancients were sincere? I believe you're a ghost!

Liu Hong, who was on the main seat, looked at the ministers lying on the ground below, and his heart was also full of shame, this group of waste, so many people can't pick up a single immortal! However, he also took Lin Xu's amount of alcohol. Since the beginning of the fight, Lin Xu has drunk a jar, and he has also drunk a full cup, and now he himself is a little dizzy, and Lin Xu can still stand up and tease Yang Biao, what kind of person is this?!

Stretching out his fingers, he hooked Zhang Rang slightly, and the latter immediately rushed to Liu Hong's side and knelt down to listen to his orders.

"Go, call Yun Chang!"

Zhang Rang promised softly

Soon, Guan Yu wore a green crown scarf and hat on his head, a green brocade robe, a cloud armor on his chest, a wild lion roar belt around his waist, and a three-foot Qingfeng sword in his hand, and strode in front of Liu Hong.

"Your Majesty, what do you command?"

Guan Yu knelt on one knee and asked solemnly

"This is the time of the feast, and the cloud chief does not need to be like this"

Liu Hong was quite satisfied with Guan Yu's performance, and personally reached out to help him up.

"Yu is the commander of His Majesty's Praetorian Guard, and he should do his best to ensure His Majesty's safety, how can he be the slightest lax!"

"Good! Hahaha"

After Liu Hong heard this, he could still hear whether it was flattery or heartfelt words, and Guan Yu really satisfied him, and he deliberately ordered the master craftsman in the palace to tailor this set of battle armor.

"Guan Yu fought in Wuwei City, beheaded the patriarch of the Northern Xiongnu Lan clan, made great contributions, and I want to be named the candidate of Guannei, with two hundred households, everyone, do you have any objections?"

Liu Hong's majestic voice resounded throughout the audience, and the cold light in his eyes swept over the ministers

"Not bad! Guan Yun is loyal to the liver and courage, he is the minister of the pillars of my Han Dynasty, and he should be the candidate of the Guannei, in addition, this fairy will give the military book 36 plans, so as to encourage him! ”

Lin Xu looked at the majestic Guan Yu, and he was also very happy in his heart, and decisively opened his mouth to help. Martial saint, the portrait of this big guy will be posted at the gate every year, and it is impossible to say that there is no admiration.

When the ministers in the hall saw that their Majesty and Qi Xian joined forces to push Guan Yu to go to the Guanneihou, they suddenly felt helpless in their hearts, and they were reasonable, killing a clan leader of the Northern Huns could change the Guanneihou? How can it be! It's almost the same to exchange the head of the Northern Xiongnu Shan Yu, but now the form is stronger than the people, and the emperor can't stop it.

"Minister, no objection"

Yang Biao, who woke up, smiled bitterly, he couldn't help it

"Ministers, no objection~"

"Congratulations to Guan Junhou~"

.....

In the face of the congratulatory voices from the audience, although Guan Yu still looked cold and arrogant, he was full of emotion in his heart. That's the benefit of having a hard backstage.

"Haha, such a happy thing, how can you not drink three hundred cups, immortal, you can drink with Yun Chang?"

When Lin Xu heard this, he squinted his eyes, Liu Hong is actually playing yin, at this time, let Guan Yu, a strong man at the level of artistic conception, come to fight with him, and it is clear that he is going to kill him, but he is really not afraid!

"Good! Today is the day when the clouds are long sealed, and it is not good to drink bitterly, it is really unreasonable! ”

The face of the martial saint is given no matter what!

"However, Yu still needs to guard His Majesty's safety, how can he~"

"What's safe, although there are a bunch of wine bags and rice bags in this hall, there are no thieves who dare to assassinate Your Majesty, besides, there is a fairy here, who can hurt Your Majesty?"

When they heard the first half of Lin Xu's sentence, most people looked at them angrily, but when they heard the second half of the sentence, they obediently retracted their stretched necks, and the wine bag and rice bag are the wine bag and rice bag, it's better than saying that they are rebellious ministers and thieves, the old man endures it first! After all, this is also a disguised indication that these people are loyal to Liu Hong, so they rush to this, endure it!

Guan Yu frowned when he heard this, glanced at Liu Hong, who was calmly sipping the wine bottle, stroked his beard with one hand, and shook off his robe with the other, and then poured a jar of wine into his mouth.

Syllable~

As soon as the palm of the hand was forced, the wine jar shattered in response, and then three jars were brought in a row, all of which were broken.

"Hahaha"

Lin Xu couldn't stop laughing when he saw this

"Your Majesty, did you see it, I said that Guan Yunchang is arrogant. He doesn't care about taking advantage of this kind of thing! ”

"Humph!"

Liu Hong snorted coldly

"If it weren't for this, how could I be qualified to be my personal guard, and accompany me all day long!"

"It's extreme, it's extreme, when it's poured into an altar!"

.....

Half an hour later

Lin Xu hiccuped, his face was flushed, during this period, he went to Xiaojie six times, until now, he felt that he was floating when he walked, it turned out that no matter how low the concentration of wine, the quality is not good, as long as the amount is enough, it can also get people drunk.

At this time, Guan Yu couldn't bear it, his face was red, but now he was so red that he was purple, he also served this immortal, how much he drank before, look at the wine jar next to other people's desks, you can know that it will definitely not be less than eight jars, and now this one is directly lying on the wine jar, and he doesn't want to count the number.

Liu Hong was even more unbearable, the whole person leaned on Zhang Rang's back, and relied on Zhang Rang to grab the corner of his clothes, so he didn't fall on the desk, barely maintaining a trace of sobriety.

"Yun Chang, let me tell you"

Lin Xu shook his hand softly

"The military generals of the entire Han Dynasty, my favorite is you, otherwise, you can mix with me, how about it?"

"I'm telling you, as long as you mix with me, I will immediately use the best immortal forging method to create you the best glaive sword in the world, the best battle armor, and"

"I'm going to find you the red rabbit horse, it's a good horse, if you can't find it, I, I'll go to rest in peace, go to Rome, go to Europe, and find you a shire horse, that thing is a head higher than the horse you are using now, it's very fierce."

"Really, if you mix with me, I can also teach you a set of immortal boxing techniques, to ensure that your martial arts are greatly advanced, and you can compete with Lu Bu, not a problem, and even, you can even regulate your body and prolong your life, how about it? Exam, think about it? ”

Guan Yu frowned when he heard this, he could hear that what this immortal said was true, but he didn't even know how to leave Liu Hong's side now, how could he go to Lin Xu? What's more, he still wants to return to Liu Bei.

"You~, you~!"

Guan Yu hadn't spoken yet, but Liu Hong on the side was struggling, damn, digging his corner in front of him, digging is still his favorite general! You traitor!

"Yo, Your Majesty, I forgot you were here"

Lin Xu tilted his head, and when he saw Liu Hong raising his arm and pointing at him with difficulty, he wanted to speak, but his tongue was knotted again, and he suddenly laughed.

"Your Majesty, let me tell you, Yun Chang is really not suitable for you to be a guard, he won't say that piece of material, don't do this, I know why do you need a guy whose strength is not worse than Yun Chang, this guy is a professional guard, I'll go find it for you, you give Yun Chang to me, what's the matter?"

"Get out~!"

Liu Hong took a long time before he popped out a word

"Don't, Your Majesty, what do you want, just ask, as long as I can do it, it's okay!"

"Good! I, I want to live forever! ”

"Oh, my majesty, immortality can't even be done by myself, this can't work, or I'll give you a way to prolong your life? Too much to say, you are guaranteed to live to be sixty years old, no! Seventy, how about seventy?! ”

"Humph!"

Liu Hong snorted coldly

"Someone! Bring the fairy ~ back to the room! ”

"Don't, Your Majesty, let's discuss it again, seventy-five! Eighty! ~~”

.....

In the room

Lin Xu leaned on the head of the bed, rubbing his temples with one hand, and said to the palace maid standing at the head of the bed

"Alright, you go out"

"Slaves and maids, but also serve adults"

"No need, get out"

"Huh? You! ”

Seeing that the other party didn't move for a long time, Lin Xu turned his head and glared angrily, it's not that he hasn't stayed in the palace, he has never seen such an ignorant palace maid!

"Hey, why are you?"

At a glance, it was actually the mulberry picking girl!

"You~, what's your name?"

"Ming~, Mingxian"

", real name!"

"Li Jinlian"

"Come here~, rub my legs"

"yes, ah"

....

Outside the door, Han Sui, who was pretending to be drunk, was squatting under a stone pillar to guard the door for the volunteer Lin Xu

(Hateful eunuchs!) Lao Tzu paid money and effort to buy the people, and you will take them away casually, and the deception is too great! ）