2. Serious nonsense

"I'm going to go, there's still a living person here!"

When Zhang Xuan heard this voice, he was really shocked.

He had always thought it was a dream, but it seemed so real.

The sudden sentence "You are awake" instantly made Zhang Xuan feel that he had found a dear organization.

I'm not alone.

Zhang Xuan turned his head slowly, and almost burst into tears, he wanted to ask what kind of place this is where birds don't.

Tang and Tang Dynasty Great Heavenly Empire, how can there be such a backward place, such a dilapidated place,

This is not the well-off society imagined by Zhang Xuan at all, let alone a well-off society in an all-round way, there is not even a telephone pole around.

Maybe it's even a problem to get enough food and clothing here.

Wrong! Looking at this dilapidated house, food and clothing are also a big problem.

When Zhang Xuan thought about this, he finally saw the person who spoke.

I saw that the man was very tall, and at first glance he was a practitioner, dressed in short brown, and the whole person looked very capable.

Just like Guo Jing in Jin Yong's novel, he just came out of the venue, but he is older than Guo Jing.

The whole one is an uncle, or a dart master, anyway, it looks like a master.

However, as a good young man in the 21st century, Zhang Xuan would not think that this person would fly up the wall like in the novel, and a cloud ladder would fly into the sky......

Just when Zhang Xuan was doing this, he heard the other party say:

"Why don't you speak, are you scared stupid, or are you dumb,

But it's right to think about it, I experienced this kind of encounter at a young age, and I can't bear it personally.

I almost thought you were going to die, but I didn't expect you to wake up and walk out of the room by yourself. ”

The man was talking to himself.

Zhang Xuan wanted to interrupt him, but if he thought about it, forget it, listen first, after all, he was the first person Zhang Xuan met in this strange place.

"Come, boy, I'll take your pulse first."

As he spoke, he picked up Zhang Xuan's hand and took the pulse decently.

"There was always a sign of a life when I took your pulse yesterday, I didn't have hope, I didn't expect you to be alive,

It seems that some of the treatment measures I gave you yesterday are still of some use, and I will have to go to Old Man Hehua in the future and brag about it. ”

The man spoke, took Zhang Xuan's pulse for a while, and continued after a while,

"It's okay, your body's function is gradually improving, you are really a miracle......

But a rumbling sound of the stomach interrupted the man's speech.

Zhang Xuan scratched his head embarrassedly,

"I'm sorry, I was woken up hungry, if there is anything to eat, give me some first!

I don't have any money to give you, but I can bring you tea, wash dishes, and bring water......"

"Stop, it's not dumb!"

Hearing this, Zhang Xuan slandered in his heart,

"You're dumb, your whole family is dumb! How can anyone bury people like this as soon as they meet! ”

The man took something out of his arms and handed it directly to Zhang Xuan.

"Here you go, I've been hungry for days!

When I saw you yesterday, you were dying, and I didn't want to give up hope, but I didn't expect it, God bless! ”

Zhang Xuan looked at the man who took out a piece of black that couldn't be blacker anymore, steamed bun? Cake? Steamed bread?

Zhang Xuan looked at this unknown thing, and secretly swallowed his saliva, feeling whether he wanted to reach out.

But in the end, hunger overcame reason, Zhang Xuan took the thing handed over by the man and bit it down.

But if you bite it, you'll regret it!

But I was so hungry that I swallowed it.

"What is this, why is it so unpalatable, this taste is really not flattering!"

After eating, Zhang Xuan felt his stomach tumbling.

"Compliment, what do you mean, I've read a few books, it's the first time I've heard this kind of word, it's not scolding me, right?"

"To compliment is to praise and praise for the purpose of pleasing the other person; It also refers to a euphemism for having a negative attitude towards other people's words and actions.

It's not a new word, it's not an Internet word, why don't you know? ”

Zhang Xuan was serious about popularizing science to him.

"Forget it, I don't understand, it's good if you're not scolding me!"

"I think this cake is still quite delicious, how can you dislike such a delicious thing?

If it weren't for looking at you pitiful, I wouldn't have given you food at all!

As far as you've ever eaten, I think it's the first time you've even seen this kind of cake.

If you still dislike it, what qualifications do you have to dislike it, then you can burn one for me to eat, and see how much is delicious. ”

Zhang Xuan ate this so-called cake in one bite,

Although it doesn't taste good, no matter how small the mosquito is, it's still meat, and it's better to die than to live, right?

Besides, the dignified Zhu Yuanzhang has even eaten pearl jade and white jade soup, and he is still afraid of this!

But I still miss the taste of Master Kong's beef noodles very much, it's really not good, it's okay to come to a bowl of Kang Shuaibo, Zhang Xuan shouted in his heart,

But when this kind of call the sky, the sky is not spiritual, the earth is called, and the earth should not be, it is delusional to think about.

"Why don't you eat it in one bite, don't you dislike it, don't you think it's delicious...

Come and give money, a pie......

Don't go, eat white food, forget it, you don't have any money, just this place, it should have been looted,

Now you may be the only one left in the whole village, what do you have to do! ”

Zhang Xuan stopped and looked at the person standing not far from him,

"What do you say? I'm the only one left in this village, where have all these people gone?

Could it be that if they have emigrated from the mountains, I will say how could the government abandon such a poor place, and where have they all moved? ”

"What is the government, what is the downhill immigration, why do you always say things that I don't understand,

Look at you seriously, but what are you talking about, forget it! What's next for you? ”

"Me? What can I do? ”

Zhang Xuan looked at the strange world and laughed at himself.

"Have you figured it out, what are you going to do, you can't stay in this village,

Because of Hulu, this village has almost been ransacked, and when I came yesterday, many villagers were preparing for the funerals of other villagers and preparing their belongings to leave.

And you, entrusted to me by a villager, said that your parents have died in this ransacking, and I don't know if it's true or not.

And you're unconscious because you're frightened......

Are you listening to me? ”

The man looked at Zhang Xuan with an absent-minded look and was very angry.

"Say, Hulu? Ransack?

My parents were killed in the ransacking?

are you Kidding me?

Uncle, it's the twenty-first century, where did you come from?

Don't you know that the fifty-six nations are all one family?

It is also looted, and it is not a distant era of cold weapon warfare. ”

Zhang Xuan looked at the man with an incredulous expression and said.

The man sneered, feeling that Zhang Xuan must have been scared stupid, his brain was a little abnormal, but he also had some doubts in his heart,

This kid looks like he's a teenager, but when he says it, why can't he understand it, is it a prodigy, because it's too remote, he hasn't been discovered.

"Uncle, what kind of village do you say this is?" Zhang Xuan asked

"Yesterday, I heard that the villagers said that it was called Zhangjia Village, boy, do you remember your own name, don't you be stupid, you don't know your own village, you don't even know your own name, right?

If that's the case, then I can only sympathize with you. ”

Hearing this, Zhang Xuan silently raised his middle finger and pointed at the man.

"My name is Zhang Xuan, I still know the name, but I look at this and am a little confused, I don't know what kind of place this is?

By the way, after talking about it for so long, what do you call it, uncle? ”

Zhang Xuan said helplessly.

"Why do you call me uncle? I'm not old enough to do that, am I? ”

Zhang Xuan interrupted the man's words and said to himself:

"Uncle is just a title anyway, what are you doing so carelessly!

Besides, Uncle refers to the fact that you have rich experience and experience at a glance, which is an honorific title for you. ”

Zhang Xuan said seriously.