Chapter Forty-Nine: Not Necessarily a Bad Thing
I've done research on the matter of Gong Dou.
I think the root of this lies in the ability of the Holy One to carry water.
The beauties of the harem have their own merits, some are good-looking, and the saint likes them; Some can speak, and the saints like it; Some have unique personalities and are liked by the saints; Some can give birth to children, and the saints like it; Some have a hard relationship at home, and the saints are happy...... Well, the Holy One should pretend to like it. But these likes must have a degree, for example, the saint favored Concubine A and was known by Concubine B, and Concubine B will find the reason.
The reason for this must not be found in the saints, because for them, there can only be such a man in this life, and the glory and wealth are all given by him, which is the existence of food and clothing, how can anyone blame their parents? It must be that you are not good enough, you have to improve, you have to learn, you have to summarize, and strive to make the saint like yourself more, this is the thinking of normal people.
However, after living in the deep palace for a long time, many concubines' thoughts have been distorted, and they will unanimously think that it is the problem of Concubine Jia, who is also a woman, with a nose and two eyes, why is she the only one who has the grace of the saint? It must have been poured medicine into the saint, so everyone unanimously excluded Concubine Jia. If Concubine Jia's mother's family has power, maybe it can last a few days, if not, it will soon disappear in the vast harem.
Naturally, the saint will not allow such a thing to happen, so he has to pamper Concubine B tomorrow, and it will be Concubine Bing's turn the day after tomorrow...... And so on, when the bowl of water in the holy place was leveled, his body also collapsed.
This story tells us that there is no diamond to do porcelain work, and too many wives are also a kind of trouble.
Especially the emperor's house, everyone in the world is staring at it. If the saint's family is unstable, it will be magnified countless times, so even if the mother in the palace hates to strangle the other party to death, she still has to make her sister and sister look like she is at home and everything is happy when she meets.
Thinking about it this way, I really don't fit to survive in the palace.
In fact, this is a one-size-fits-all rule, in the court, in the inner house, and even in the Qinglou tea shop, as long as there are people, there is a struggle, and where there is a struggle, there is a deceit, and there is also a life-and-death grievance and hatred.
As the saying goes, Hugh has to ask where the rivers and lakes are, and everywhere he goes, there are rivers and lakes.
Imperial Physician He was impressed by me: "I didn't expect the fourth lady to be so transparent. ”
I hid the smugness in my heart and said modestly: "Where, where, it's just a little bit of bystander's clear." ”
These days, under the influence of light ink dyeing, Imperial Physician He has greatly changed his loveless state in his previous life, and he is as radiant as the second spring: "That's right, the palace concubines in the deep palace are fighting every day, which really makes people feel depressed." ”
"It seems that Imperial Doctor He is also a pure person." One can imagine how depressed he has been working in the Tai Hospital all these years.
Mo Qingran handed me a bowl of soup and said, "Drink it quickly, it was developed by me and Brother He, and it may be useful for the cold qi in your body." ”
I didn't care how bad the smell was, so I hurriedly took it and blew it down, but I still couldn't hold back retching, and said, "This medicine is so unpleasant, why does it smell bloody?" ”
"Didn't you notice that your illness was better in the last few days?" He said, "I guessed that draining the blood was also a therapy, so I used Ziqian's blood to make a medicine guide, and added some gynecological drugs to urge you to come to the water a few more times." ”
I was shocked: "Are you sick?" Do you want me to die in blood? "How many times? I'm afraid that before the Gu poison is cleared, I will already become a zombie!
"Hey~ How can you say that?" "According to Brother He, these drugs are secret recipes in the palace, which have the effect of beautifying and enlarging the breasts. ”
Breast? That's a good one.
I asked, "Really? ”
"It's true," he said expectantly, "but how does it feel?" ”
Then Imperial Physician He also showed a look of anticipation like ink lightly: "How do you feel?" ”
I shook my head: "Just disgusting." ”
I said, "Can you really enlarge your breasts?" ”
"Can you?" Mo Qingzhi asked.
"Yes...... bar. Dr. He replied.
An Chengyan flipped through the file loudly on the side, and Fuxiang glanced at me vigorously, and I remembered that there was still this person beside me.
This Japan should be his vacation, but unfortunately he paddled so hard a few days ago that he had to take the file home and read it. According to common sense, no official in the yamen can bring out the files, but this guy is the emperor's heir, and these files were made by the household department many years ago, that is, they were destroyed without any problems, and even the eighth prince can do it...... Well, he's really asking the Eighth Prince to help with it.
I made a comprehensible expression to Fuxiang and said: "His Royal Highness King Yu, you are going to turn over the file, although it is useless, but if it is broken, it will inevitably be true, and it will be passed on to Your Majesty and you will be punished." "Before getting married, there is no income, and this person doesn't have a fief or anything, but he is sad to death.
Fuxiang didn't seem to be satisfied, revealing a deep resentful expression.
An Chengyan didn't raise his head: "Chattering, it's so noisy that this king reads the file." ”
Mo Qingran kindly reminded him: "His Royal Highness King Yu is now in the Dingyuan Marquis Mansion, if you feel noisy, you can go back to the mansion to see." ”
An Chengyan said: "The house is deserted. ”
…… I think you owe it.
While speaking, the third brother came back violently, as if he had been greatly stimulated outside, and said to Mo lightly: "Brother Yi, do you have any strong pills or the like, the kind that can increase the strength of internal strength ten times and a hundred times after eating?" ”
I saw a bruise on his mouth, and I couldn't help but get angry: "Third brother, you were beaten?!" Who is so bold, I will meet him! ”
The third brother grabbed me and said, "Hugh is messing around, it's because I'm not good at learning." ”
"Nonsense? The meaning of my existence is to mess around! "Forget it about bullying me, dare to bully my third brother?!
An Chengyan finally raised his head and said with a smile: "Where is this going, in the future, when you are on duty in front of Your Majesty, you will rarely see the world." ”
The third brother said: "Then you have to go through the selection first." ”
I said, "Are you still thinking about that Divine Tiger Guard?" ”
The third brother's face was pale: "This year, the main examination will be conducted by the secretary of the Ministry of War, and there is a prince here, so it may be more difficult." ”
An Chengyan hid his smile: "It's a little difficult. ”
I said, "Then don't take the test, what's the big deal." "There is no shortage of such positions in my family.
"If you have already signed up, how can you escape from the battle?" He added, "Besides, these days, there are people from the Divine Tiger Guard who come to me to learn from me, and looking at that posture, it seems that they don't want me to enter the Divine Tiger Guard." ”
An Chengyan was still thinking: "Who is hindering you?" ”
The third brother clenched his fists and said angrily: "This god tiger guard is my decision, no matter what he comes from, he will kill the god when he meets the god, and he will meet the Buddha!" ”
He said lightly to the ink: "Brother Yi, is there a strong pill in the end?" ”
Mo Qingran waved his hand again and again: "How can there be that kind of thing, practicing is like curing a disease, it must be accumulated over time to become a master of the apricot forest, don't think about one step to the sky." ”
Ink light dyeing can be regarded as a human saying.
"However," he said, "there is a way that there is no distinction between medicine and poison, but there are poisons that greatly increase power, but people will suffer a little." ”
"What's the trouble?" The third brother said excitedly, "I'm willing to eat." ”
"It's that the power increases dramatically in an instant, and one is a thousand, but as soon as the power passes, the meridians of the whole body will be broken and die, after all, it is beyond the load of the human body," Mo Qingran said with a smile, "So this medicine is called a death medicine if it is addicted." ”
…… How can you laugh.
The third brother broke his thoughts when he heard this, and said lightly: "If you really want to use it, I can improve it......"
I grabbed something close to me and threw it over, saying, "Get out!" ”
Mo Qingran hurriedly pulled Doctor He and ran away.
Fuxiang flew to catch it, and said distressedly: "Oh, this blank jade fragrance tripod is priceless, and now the days are not as good as before, the princess can be merciful!" ”
One sentence made me feel like I was worried for a long time, and I couldn't help but say to the third brother: "Either you don't go to Shilaozi Shenhuwei, go into business like the second brother, and I can still hug your thighs in the future." ”
"If you can't enter the Divine Tiger Guard, you will be randomly assigned to the Eighteen Guards, and it is very likely that you will not be able to return to the Imperial Capital." An Chengyan frowned.
I felt a pang in my heart, which means that someone wants to prevent the third brother from entering the palace? The Divine Tiger Guards are all the personal guards of the Holy One, could it be that the Holy One doesn't want my You family to be a general again?
The third brother looked left and right, lowered his voice and said, "I have already understood the people who obstruct me." ”
With that, his slender fingers dipped some tea and wrote a word on the table: Feng.
And quickly wipe it off.
Abundant? Whose name is Obihiro?
I was still thinking about it, An Chengyan had already said with a clear look: "That's right, presumably Concubine Xian and Qin Xiang have already gotten the news." ”
What does it have to do with Concubine Qin?
Abundant...... An Chengfeng? Prince!
By the way, the prince is now serving in the Ministry of War, and he naturally has to participate in the selection of the Divine Tiger Guard, it turns out that he doesn't want the third brother to enter the Divine Tiger Guard, is he afraid that the third brother will find out what will happen if he becomes the personal guard of the saint?
"That'...... Haven't we been startled? I said urgently.
"Grass startles snakes...... An Chengyan tasted these words as if he was reminiscing, and suddenly smiled, and the smile was like a gust of wind blowing away the heat of early summer.
"It's not necessarily a bad thing." He said.