"So you're here just to get me to be a matchmaker for you for free? Do you think I'm suitable for a dignified second-class member of the court and a future leader in the literary world? Ouyang Xiu was disrespectful to the old man and boasted to himself.

At this time, it should be soft, with good words and sycophants, it seems that he is superior, this matter cannot be done without him, to make him feel his own sense of superiority, the attitude of asking others to do things should still be there, and he can't do this by himself.

"You see, I know so many people in the capital, why do I come to you alone."

Ouyang Xiu's nostrils turned to the sky and said, "You mean it's my honor for me to be a matchmaker for you?" ”

, can you listen to what people have to say, Lu Zifei showed a smile that he thought he was begging for mercy and said, "Don't misunderstand what I mean!" Besides, I'm not done yet? Since ancient times, there has been the beauty of a gentleman and an adult, you see me and Mengyue's childhood sweethearts, a match made in heaven, this marriage has become what you want others to mention us, and the first hero is also you, right. ”

"Don't put gold on your face, childhood sweetheart, a match made in heaven, I bah, I really don't know where Mengyue has taken a fancy to you."

Lu Zifei is a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, and continues to carry forward the cheeky spirit and said: "No matter where the gold is buried, he will shine, and a handsome young man like me is standing in the crowd, not that I brag about it, my light will cover everyone." ”

Ouyang Xiu was defeated by Lu Zifei's shamelessness, and waved his hand helplessly and said: "Stop, stop, stop, if you keep talking, I'm going to vomit out the food I ate in the morning, Jun Mo, then I'll say, where are you now." ”

Lu Zifei said with some twists: "I just held hands and kissed my mouth, and I haven't had time to do anything else." ”

Ouyang Xiu shuddered with anger when he heard this, and pointed at Lu Zifei with a trembling finger and said, "Bastard, I'm asking you, where have you come in the six rites, and what are you telling me." ”

Lu Zifei touched his head and said embarrassedly: "You just said no, I thought you were going to ask us about the matter under the bed?" You're getting older! ”

"You roll the calf for me, I won't talk about this matchmaker, send off the guest." Ouyang Xiu annoyed Lu Zifei's nonsense.

"Look at you, I just want to make a joke with you, there is no need for six rites and name asks, let's start directly with Najib! I don't think the Cai family will have any opinions. ”

Ouyang Xiu asked, "Then did you come over today to bring the wild geese?" ”

"Nope!"

"Didn't you let me go to 'make an alliance' with others empty-handed? The Cai family is also a scholarly family in Quanzhou, you are not afraid that people will push this marriage in anger, and you will come to me without asking anything clearly. ”

Lu Zifei said: "I will go there to find wild geese, whether there are any ones sold in the market." ”

Ouyang Xiu said with a look of hatred that iron is not made of steel: "There are many in the fields outside Bianjing City, which proves that you didn't take this matter to heart, I don't know if Meng Yue is right to marry you." ”

Lu Zifei thought to himself, aren't you talking too far, aren't you just a wild goose? Give me a day and you can have as much as you want.

"Then tomorrow! I'll send the geese over tomorrow, do you think there's anything else you need? ”

Ouyang Xiu seemed to see Lu Zifei unpleasantly today, and said angrily: "The wild goose wants a pair, two, don't give me the whole one, I can't afford to lose that person, and when will you set the wedding date." ”

Lu Zifei said: "I have already sent someone to send a letter to my master, so leave this matter to his old man!" ”

Hearing that Shao Yong came to the engagement date, Ouyang Xiu's face finally became a little better, and said: "It's almost the same, what are you still sitting here doing after the matter is finished, will the wild geese automatically fly into your arms?" ”

Regarding Ouyang Xiu's blunt attitude today, Lu Zifei could only attribute it to the fact that his menopause had arrived, and he couldn't think of anything else except for this reason, walking out of Ouyang Xiu's mansion, Lu Zifei remembered that he hadn't asked the wild goose if he wanted to live or die.

"Huailiang, go out of the city with my brother today." If you want to fight geese, you can rely on your three-legged cat's kung fu skills, and you can only turn to Gao Huailiang, who is good at kung fu.

Gao Huailiang's eyes lit up and asked: "Brother, who are you going to beat today, do you want to bring more people, last time I suffered a loss from a small number of people." ”

What else can Lu Zifei say, this kind of person who only has fights and wars in his head, as long as you open your mouth, he can think of it, Lu Zifei had no choice but to say: "Bring a few people!" Today is not going to fight, but to catch geese, do you know where there are them around here? ”

As soon as he heard that it was not a fight, Gao Huailiang's eyes lost most of the brilliance, and he said sickly: "Then you have to ask the people in the house, they should be clear when they often go outside." ”

More than a dozen people shouted in the swamp by the Bianhe River, and the guards on the Gao family's mansion looked at Lu Zifei with grievances, and they all told you that the geese of the 'Alliance' can also die, you have to be captured alive, isn't this deliberately tossing people?

It took an afternoon to finally successfully catch a male and a female, Lu Zifei didn't make much effort, but the guards in the Gao Mansion were exhausted, Lu Zifei took out a hundred silver tickets from his arms and handed them to them, and said: "Brothers, have worked hard today, take it back and buy some wine to drink to warm up." ”

One hundred and ten people can also get ten pieces of money, which is a lot of money in the eyes of the guards with low salaries, and there is a desire in their eyes, but they know the rules, and their own sons will only ask for this money if they can take it.

Gao Huailiang glanced at it and said: "I'll take it for you, my brother lacks everything, but he doesn't lack money, looking at your unproductive appearance, it seems that the Gao family never pays you silver." ”

The guards got the money and thanked Lu Zifei happily, Lu Zifei smiled and thanked them for their help today, and Gao Huailiang and Gao Huailiang returned home with the wild goose satisfied.

When he got home, he was greeted by a scolding that split his head and covered his face, Xue Ning looked at this eldest son with hatred, you don't give me such a big thing and discuss it with your father, just go and find someone, fortunately, people didn't care about you, otherwise you would have suffered.

Before dinner, Lu Zifei gathered his family to announce the news, although the people who entered the house later were happy, but the most excited were the old people who followed Lu Zifei all the way, the head of the family now has everything, fame and fortune, just a wife, they are in a hurry, there is no way, this is really good.

"Brother Wang, you have worked so hard recently, I haven't experienced this aspect, you discuss things with my father and my mother, don't be afraid of spending money, people only get married once in their lives, money and that thing are not brought to life and death, I only ask for one thing, my wedding must be the most grand and best in the world, the money in the treasury is about to become moldy, take this opportunity to spend it for me."

Wang Chao nodded excitedly, he knows better than Lu Zifei, the head of the family, how much money a wedding can cost, for him, Lu Zifei's marriage and heirs are the most important.

A giant machine began to operate, and no one knew how many people were around the Lu family, and how much energy was bursting out, anyway, the people who kept coming in and out could explain everything.

When Lu Zifei saw the wild geese the next morning, he thought that he had seen it wrong, the two ugly ducklings of the wild geese had turned into white swans, and the grass chickens had turned into phoenixes, and they were painted with paint.

Seeing his sneaky son, he picked it up and asked, "Jun Xiang, tell your father who made the wild goose look like this." ”

Jun Xiang was very hesitant and entangled, he didn't know whether to tell his father or not, and finally he confessed honestly under the temptation of toffee.

"It was my aunt and Brother Xiao Pan who made it, and they said it looked good."

He is also helpless against his naughty sister, colorful and colorful! When he arrived at Ouyang Xiu's house, he was counted down for a while, but fortunately, Ouyang Xiu didn't talk much nonsense and took Dayan to Cai's house.

The funny thing is that Ouyang Xiu arrived at Cai's house, and Cai Xiang saw the two geese and said, "Uncle Yong, come here!" Also bring two golden chickens. ”

Ouyang Xiu is injured, and the young man is not reliable at all, what is this called?

"Keep your hands open and see what this is?"

The housekeeper of the Cai Mansion said uncertainly: "Lord Ouyang is bringing wild geese!" ”

Ouyang Xiu said with a smile: "You are a good subordinate, at least better than Jun Mo's eyes." ”

Dayans can only be used on the 'Alliance', that is, Najib, and can only be used to eat meat at other times, so Cai Xiang instantly understood Ouyang Xiu's intentions, but he still had some doubts, this friend knew about his daughter, who he came for.

Inviting Ouyang Xiu to a seat, Cai Xiang asked, "Uncle Yong, who are you?" ”

"I'm not a fool, you don't have to think about it, I'm here for that kid, why don't you hurry up and stammer."

Cai Xiang said: "Hanzhang has just won the champion, why are you in such a hurry. ”

Ouyang Xiu said: "Then you have to ask your uncle, that kid came in a panic yesterday, I was in a bad mood, so I didn't ask him, do you have any ideas about this family business." ”

Cai Xiang said: "What can I think, I recognize Hanzhang people, I'm worried about Mengyue, her temperament." ”

"What are we uncles afraid of, can he still turn the sky and put his heart in his stomach, this is a kick in the door, you have become a gain and loss, you should now think about a Mengyue's dowry." The last sentence contains a lot of schadenfreude in it.

Cai Xiang smiled bitterly: "After this happened, my wife hurriedly added it to the original one, and now it seems that it still can't be put on the table." ”

Ouyang Xiu also groaned: "Although that kid's family is not bad for money, but the people who marry girls outside are more than sexual, and the dowry brought by Mengyue is less, so I am afraid that people will laugh at it." ”

The ancients said 'ten miles of red makeup, thousands of acres of fertile land' This is not an exaggeration in it, many people will be because of marrying a daughter to bring down a family, marrying a daughter is to lose money, marrying a relative is to make money, and later generations of men marrying a daughter-in-law to parents for half a life is just the opposite.

The Lu family is also discussing this topic, and Lu Li said: "My family's economy and your mother are not involved in it now, but according to you, the Cai family can't afford this dowry with all the strength of the family." ”

Lu Zifei couldn't figure out what he couldn't afford to accompany, and when he heard Xue Ning's explanation, he looked at the second elder dumbfounded, feeling that this was not marrying a daughter-in-law, it was making money! It's still a small amount of money, if someone raises ten sons, he won't immediately become the richest man in the world.