"Brother An, you tiger-headed tiger-brained, what are you looking at?" My aunt and grandmother led a few cousins to the door, because women can't enter the ancestral hall, so they just looked at the door, and just saw Zhu Ping'an looking at the top of the ancestral hall.

At first, Zhu Ping'an didn't react that his aunt was calling himself, he had been listening to Bi'er since he wore it, and he didn't react for a while when he heard someone call An'er for the first time.

"Brother An?" My aunt screamed again.

Only then did Zhu Ping'an react to call himself, Brother An, this title is much better than Xiaoyi, in the Ming Dynasty, the title of what brother and what sister was quite common in towns, but it was relatively rare in the village. How to say it, it should be a fashionable name, I used to see this kind of title when I looked at the golden plum.

"I'm looking to see if our ancestors will sit in the clouds and greet us." Zhu Ping'an turned his head, and Rao said officially.

In his position, he can only play a good role as a child.

"Poof." The 8-year-old little cousin of the little aunt's family couldn't help laughing, and her pink little hand was still pinching Xiupa and half-covering her mouth, "Little cousin can't be stupid." ”

The light-colored painted skirt worn by the little cousin, the skirt of the smile is like the moon, and the ignorant Lori is just growing.

The 12-year-old eldest cousin of the eldest uncle's family waved her hand, flicked it lightly on the forehead of the little cousin, and said with a smile, "Hun said, how can the little cousin be stupid." ”

"The fairy tale is unscrupulous, and the wind blows away." My aunt and grandmother snorted and said, "Don't say that, Brother An is smart, and she will have to take the top exam in the future, isn't Brother An?" ”

My aunt and grandmother teased Zhu Ping'an as she spoke.

The children in the village are dirty, and the children in the city don't have tiger brains, so it's quite rare to see such a tiger-headed white bear child.

"Well, yes." Zhu Ping'an thought about it and replied seriously.

Giggles

Several cousins smiled more happily, and even their aunts and grandmothers were amused by Zhu Ping'an's serious appearance.

I guess in their opinion, teasing the bear child or something is the most interesting.

A few people can tease Zhu Ping'an vigorously, especially my aunt and grandmother are the most energetic, and they can't tease other people's bear children at will in the city, and the eldest cousin is too old-fashioned, very similar to Brother Dachuan, I can't tease, and it's not interesting to tease.

"Brother An, my aunt asked you, did you come first with chickens or eggs?" My aunt squatted at the door with great interest and asked Zhu Ping'an.

Isn't it true that adults in every era use this question to tease children?

In fact, whether there is a chicken or an egg first, this is a fun question, and it is a logical proposition with white horses and non-horses. A chicken is a type of poultry and an egg is the egg of this poultry. Nounically, it is the chicken that is defined first, and then the egg. Physically, if there is a chicken first, then where does the chicken come from, hatched from the egg, so that it enters the cycle, who has it first, who has it later, it is a small game for adults to tease children.

It's boring to be teased, but it's another story to pretend to be a bear kid to tease others. In fact, in reality, why not, in the early morning, you take the oily pet dog for a walk and walk the dog, how do you know the psychology of the pet dog, "Oh, good morning, I'm walking the shovel again." ”

Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger has almost become a bad taste that Zhu Ping'an is used to.

Chicken or egg?

"There was a grandmother first." Zhu Ping'an replied seriously.

Poof

A group of women laughed uncontrollably.

"Why did you have a grandmother first, Brother An?" Auntie asked.

"Because both the chickens and the eggs are in the hands of the grandmother, the grandmother buys the chickens first, and our family has the chickens first, and the grandmother buys the eggs first, and our family has the eggs first."

The aunt and grandmother immediately glanced at Zhu Ping'an, and was surprised, because she had asked many children before, and every child was basically stunned by her, and this was the first time she had heard such an answer.

My aunt and grandmother vaguely felt that Zhu Ping'an might be unusual in the future.

A few little cousins were amused by Zhu Ping'an's words and giggled, what a silly boy, asking you whether you had chickens or eggs first, what does it have to do with your grandmother, I can't help but feel that this little cousin with a tiger brain is stupid and funny, and he is not to be outdone. Why do people have two legs, why can't ducks fly with two wings, and so on.

Zhu Ping'an also cooperated to say something that made them laugh, but there were 10,000 grass and mud horses running in his heart.

"Little cousin, why don't you ask us a question too." The little cousin nodded her little head and thought of a more interesting idea to tease Zhu Ping'an.

"Sister, can I not ask?" Zhu Ping'an shook his little head and asked.

"No, you have to ask." The little cousin grinned and nodded seriously.

"Okay then." Zhu Ping'an frowned and made a thoughtful look.

Hearing that Zhu Ping'an was going to ask a question, not only a few cousins were very interested, but even my aunt and grandmother came over to listen.

What level of questions can you ask a bear child who has just gotten rid of open crotch pants, Zhu Ping'an's struggle not to wear open crotch pants was also told to his aunt and grandmother as a joke by Chen, and he made a few people choke at that time.

"Grandpa climbs trees to pick strawberries, he can pick one basket a day, he can pick two baskets in two days, so how many baskets of strawberries can grandpa pick in three days."

Zhu Ping'an raised his head and finished the question innocently, looking like he was racking his brains.

A few little cousins cut in their hearts, looking at the way you racked your brains, I thought it was a difficult question, but I didn't expect it to be so easy. It's also three, it's difficult for you, but it doesn't make it easier for us, okay?

"Oh, it's so easy, three baskets of strawberries." ”

"Little cousin is so stupid, grandpa can pick three baskets of strawberries in three days."

Several cousins answered in unison, with a look of too simple and boring expressions.

Look, this is the gap, and it's IQ crushing.

Zhu Ping'an shook his head.

Hey?

What, it's not right?

A few cousins don't understand, even my aunt doesn't quite understand, picking a basket of strawberries a day, picking two baskets of strawberries in two days, and picking three baskets of strawberries in three days, how can it be wrong, it can't be that this little guy has not mastered the addition and subtraction within three.

"Something is wrong." The 8-year-old cousin kept asking.

Zhu Ping'an's head turned up 45 degrees, rolled his eyes, and his tone was also with the unique arrogance of a child.

"Grandpa can't pick a basket when he climbs a tree."

Hearing this answer, several cousins must have quit, especially the little cousin, who said that Zhu Ping'an was messing around.

"What, how can you not pick a basket."

"That's right, if you say grandpa is lazy or something, it won't be interesting, little cousin."

"It's not a good kid to cheat."

As a result, Zhu Ping'an's head was raised higher, and he looked like a stinky fart.

"Because the strawberries are raised on the ground, there are no strawberries on the tree, so grandpa can't pick strawberries when he climbs the tree."

Hearing this, several Loli looked at each other and were speechless.

Zhu Ping'an took the opportunity to slip away, and went to the Buddha's clothes, hiding his merits and fame, but he didn't want to be questioned anymore