Chapter 0115: Maybe this is the old squad leader
In the video, several star actors are laughing and laughing and getting out of the car with their backpacks, Ankeke's backpack is not proportional to her size, but fortunately, several people around her have shown a gentlemanly demeanor to help her carry her down.
In front of the camera, the stars instinctively behave themselves, talk and laugh, hoping to win the attention of the audience.
Suddenly, a heart-filled shout sounded: "Lizheng!" β
The camera gives a close-up of everyone's face, and apparently most people are taken aback and then hurry to stand in shape.
After adding various variety show special effects, it looks very interesting.
Then the picture cut to the squad leader.,In the later stage, I naughtily added flames behind the squad leader.,It looks like it's coming from hell.,BGM was also replaced with a more tense rhythm.γ
In addition, at this time, Lu Beihai had a straight face, and it was indeed scary to look at. made many viewers recall how they were caught by the head teacher when they were students.
"What are you doing?"
No one responded.
"What are you doing, I ask?" Lu Beihai roared.
In the picture, the star recruits standing in a row are shrunk their necks one by one, and various special effects are added to express fear.
"Wow, this squad leader is so fierce!"
"Really, what a murderer! Scared the baby to death! β
"Inexplicable, right, come up to such a murderous family?"
A few barrages floated over, and directly helped the stars say what they didn't dare to say in their hearts.
Of course, someone immediately jumped out to help Lu Beihai explain.
"Don't talk nonsense if you don't know what to do in front, you can't play around in the barracks."
"This is military discipline, and the squad leader will be more serious, otherwise it will be even worse to turn around and let the pickets encounter."
"This group of people is using the barracks as their own stage, right? If it hadn't been for the squad leader's yelling, I would have thought they were here for an outing. β
At this time, Han Lan stood up: "Report!" We get to know each other! β
"This is the barracks! Not your social chatterhouse! When you arrive at the barracks, put on this military uniform, you have to look like a soldier! What does it look like to be chattering in the barracks? Lu Beihai roared.
The picture is divided into two, giving close-ups of the faces of the two respectively, only to see that both of them have a straight face, plus various competing special effects and tense BGM, it looks as if they are going to fight.
"It's coming, it's coming, Lao Hei has been yelled at! Thief Thrill! β
"Squad leader, run! Old black will split bricks! β
"Squad leader: Do you think I can't split bricks?"
"To be honest, I'm kind of expecting the two of them to fight, I don't know who loses and who wins?"
"Don't make trouble in front, although Lao Hei can fight, the squad leader is specially trained, and he is very strong!"
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Of course, there was no fight, and although Han Lan was not convinced, he also knew the rules in the army.
No matter what country's army it is, fights are definitely not allowed in the barracks, let alone beating up the commander.
"Night!" Han Lan responded.
"What about making Hong Kong films? Answer yes here! β
"Yes!"
"Is he the only one who understands?"
"Yes!" A group of people hurriedly shouted.
"? Be louder! β
"Yesβ"
Everyone hissed and roared, and Encore shouted very loudly. The picture turned to her side and gave a close-up, looking particularly aggrieved.
It's pitiful, it's like a bunny mixed in with a wolf pack.
The audience was also amused.
"XSWL, Encore is miserable."
"Ankeke: I'm just a! What are you yelling about? β
"Han Lan: Night!"
"It's so funny, these people, are they so happy in the barracks?"
"If you want to know in front, you can go to the army to see, I have been discharged from the army, and I can tell you that the barracks are indeed very happy, but they are all smiling with sweat."
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"Isn't it funny?" In the picture, Lu Beihai's just right death gaze appeared. The post-editor is also skin, and the cut gives the audience the illusion that Lu Beihai is yelling at them, and they can't help but shudder.
"Damn, this reminds me of my old squad leader, especially fierce. But now I miss him a little bit......"
"We used to be platoon commanders, and the squad leaders were very nice and gentle."
"I miss the days when I used to be a soldier......"
"I regret being a soldier for two years, and I regret not being a soldier for a lifetime!"
The appearance of a group of veterans in the barrage became inexplicably sad.
Fortunately, after seeing a group of male actors being punished for doing push-ups, the audience's emotions were pulled back.
"I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw such a group of people being punished."
"Come on, come on, squad leader, punish me for doing push-ups? Slightly, you can't punish me! β
"The front is too sand sculpture...... XSWLγ β
"Sure enough, Mr. Treeman is right: happiness still has to be built on the pain of others!"
", Lao Hei is going to fight with the squad leader again!"
"Lao Hei is cowardly again, let me lie down and do push-ups! Twenty! β
"Twenty!"
βwocοΌ Twenty done? β
In the picture, Han Lan finished twenty push-ups without breathing. Not to mention the audience, the little brother who filmed on the scene was dumbfounded at the time.
"Lao Hei is really still strong, carrying such a big bag, it takes a lot of effort for me to make five."
"Wow, stinky brother is so good!"
"Si Guoyi!"
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The scene cuts back to Ankeco's side, and these two living treasures have contracted almost all the jokes of this episode.
Especially Ankeke, the small and cute appearance looks very obvious in the pile of men, which makes people feel very distressed. Especially when I saw that she was pressed by such a heavy backpack and couldn't straighten her waist, I couldn't wait to go up and help her.
The squad leader Lu Beihai murdered her throughout the whole process, which also made many viewers very unhappy, even if there were sensible people who helped Lu Beihai explain, but Lu Beihai was still abused in the barrage.
People always sympathize with the weak, and sometimes even ignore right and wrong.
At this time, the picture is interspersed with a personal interview with An Keke by the program team after the fact:
"I actually didn't want to bring so many things, I knew that you couldn't bring these things in the barracks, but I thought the program team could be accommodating. After all, if I want to shoot a show, I really don't know how to face the camera without makeup......"
"Squad leader, he? Well, you must have been angry when you yelled at me. But in fact, I don't hate him in my heart, I don't hate him, I know that he came according to military discipline. He is a very honest soldier! β
Then several other star recruits talked about their first impressions of Lu Beihai.
It's basically the same, it's definitely uncomfortable to be so fierce, but Lu Beihai is the kind of person who can't be annoyed by being very honest and cute.
"Perhaps, this is the old squad leader."
"Perhaps, this is the old squad leader."
"Perhaps, this is the old squad leader."
I don't know who took the lead, but the barrage suddenly started to swipe the screen.