Chapter 556: Eating Flies
I laughed, is that okay? You can't be so shameless, the vegetable soup has a dead fly to admit it, and it's so shameless to use chopsticks to pick it out, saying that it can be eaten. I asked; "Boss, don't you think we're here for a bully meal?"
This is the first time that Teacher Han and I have come to dinner, and we will try to have a good relationship with the teacher, and we will ask for more leave in the future.
"Oh, that's what you said, not what I said." The boss said shamelessly, "In these years, people are not good-looking. Now that I've got the flies out, if you don't want to eat them, you can eat them again. ”
"It's too much of a deception." Teacher Han stood up and planned to use the weapon of the law to protect his interests.
"Beauty, it's not too much of a deception." The boss said seriously. "Your phone call to the Health Bureau may not be able to prove that the fly is in the vegetable soup, and I suspect that you brought it in because you wanted to eat the overlord meal and didn't give money."
"And, you see, our restaurant is very clean." The boss glanced at it and saw that the fly had already flown away just now, so he became proud, "This is obvious to all, if you can't afford to pay, just talk to me, and I'll invite you to eat." ”
"You say there are no flies, no flies." I said with a sneer.
"Where there are flies, I will eat them if there is me." The boss just looked at this place, scanned the surroundings, and made sure that there was not a single fly left.
"Everyone heard, if there were flies here, he would eat them." I stood up, picked up a chopstick, and with a flick of my wrist, the chopsticks shot into a corner.
Then all the people in the restaurant were stunned, because this chopstick actually shot a fly, but it was three meters high on the wall.
"You said you eat flies, I didn't force you." For such a person, if I don't teach him a hard lesson, how can I dispel the anger in my heart.
Like a spring man, I jumped up directly, took down the chopsticks, and there was really a fly stuck in the chopsticks: "Please, boss." ”
"You, you, you." The boss stammered at me, I didn't expect that I could shoot a fly with a chopstick, and my ability to bounce is simply inhuman and perverted.
"I don't need you anything, I remember what you just said." I urged. "Everyone saw it, heard it, and ate it."
Teacher Han knew that I had learned martial arts, but I didn't expect it to be like this, it was just Xiao Li's flying knife, and he looked at me with shocked eyes.
"Yours, boy." The boss is actually Tai Chi. "I was joking with you just now, you don't have to pay for what you eat."
At this time, I laughed, I was so unforgiving just now, and now I start to bow my head, am I such a generous person? I'm not.
"That's not going to work, you say you eat flies." I insisted. "I haven't seen anyone eat flies in front of me, and if it's a man, he will do what he says."
"Hey, boy, are you going too far. When the boss saw that I didn't agree, he began to be unreasonable, and when he saw that I was a student, he didn't take me seriously. "If you want me to eat flies, that's impossible."
"If you don't eat it, you have to eat it." I said indifferently, "Otherwise, you'll be in trouble." ”
"Grass." The boss slapped the table and screamed. "Someone."
Then, two kitchen guys came out of it with kitchen knives, and their faces were meaty, and they were scared to look at. The guests of the restaurant said to me one after another, forget it, just give the boss a face, don't be impulsive.
"Teacher Han, look, I can't be reasonable, they came out with kitchen knives to scare me again." I shook my head, this is human nature.
Teacher Han was worried about me; "Otherwise, let's go."
"No, it's on our side." Why should I go? Is it hanging to hold a kitchen knife? I looked at the two cross-faced cooks, and then at the boss, "Now give you a chance, if you eat flies yourself, you may be a little better, if I do it myself, then you will be in trouble." ”
The restaurant owner looked indifferent and said; "Get these two out."
The two kitchens came with kitchen knives, of course, they didn't really want to kill people, or they made a show, after all, in broad daylight, they would cut people, and the police would definitely come over, and the boss's restaurant would not be able to do it at that time.
"I got angry, and even I was scared." I turned to the restaurant owner, and then, with a lightning speed, I jumped in front of the two cooks, pinched their necks with my left and right hands, and with a click, I knocked them out, and I dropped them again and returned to the front of the boss. "Do you still have anybody? Then call someone. ”
The boss was stunned, these two chefs were more than 100 pounds, and they were lifted up by a thin person like me, and they didn't even have the strength to resist, it was just too amazing, and the people who ate were twitching at the corners of their mouths, they didn't expect the plot to develop like this.
"Give me food." I slapped the table, and the table fell apart, and the boss was startled and looked at me with a pale face. Teacher Han also swallowed his saliva subconsciously, I didn't expect me to look so gentle a student, if I lose my temper, I will be able to scare people to death. "Eat, I eat, I eat." The boss lowered his head, he was really afraid that I would do it, so he endured disgust, regurgitated, swallowed the fly on the chopsticks, and then wow, vomited.
"That's right, be polite in the future." I said, I'm not in the mood to play too many small roles like this. Teacher Han and I walked out of the cafeteria, and Teacher Han said sorry to me; "Chen San, I didn't expect this to happen when I invited you to a meal."
I laughed and said; "Teacher, it's okay, this kind of thing is normal."
Teacher Han said again; "However, it is not good for you to solve it in this way, but it is simple and rude, and we still use the weapon of the law to protect our own interests."
"Yes, yes, I remember. "I said, but in my heart I said, the weapon of the law? That's to protect some people.
But if I refute it, the teacher will see that he will start teaching me again.
Teacher Han sent me back to the gate of the community and said; "Okay, your Jingyuan community is a high-end community in our Chengzhou City."
"Teacher, you misunderstood, this is my relative's house, and it is the same Brother Lin who drove away just now." I said, "Otherwise, where would I have the money?" ”
Teacher Han didn't doubt me. "Don't drive in the future, you don't have a driver's license, it's not good to hit someone, go by bike."
"Yes, yes, teacher, I remember your words, you go back and drive slowly." I say.
Teacher Han nodded; 'Go back and take a nap, okay, I'll go first.' "Drive the car away.
When I returned to the villa, I shouted no regrets, who knows if I didn't come back? Did you go to the waves with Gao Wei? I was also drunk, so I took out my mobile phone to call Lin Fei; 'Drive my car over.' “
Lin Fei said very righteously over there; "No, your teacher said, you will drive in the future."
"Fuck off." I said, "I have something to do. ”
"You can take a car, taxi." Lin Fei insisted.
"I'll blow your."
"No, I'll send the car." Lin Fei hurriedly said with a smile.
Ten minutes later, Lin Fei drove me over and asked; "Three, how did you get back? That beautiful teacher sent you back? You're so good, I'll just say why you go to school. It turns out that there are so many girls in the school. ”
"Look at your dirty smile, I'm going to study," I said deniably, getting into the car.
"Where are you going?"
"Go to the hospital to see the sick." I said with a smile.
Lin Fei drove the car.
When he was about to come to the hospital, Lin Fei said; 'Why don't you buy some fruit when you visit the sick?' “
"No, this patient is special." My playful eyes.
After getting out of the car, Lin Fei and I went to the hospital.
"Third brother, who are you coming to see?"
"One of my juniors." I said with concern. "His cock is hurt, I'll say hello."
"Dick hurts?" Lin Fei kept a suspicious look at me, "Your junior? You weren't injured, were you? Otherwise, you would have bought fruit. ”
I smiled, didn't admit it or deny it, and after a while, I came to the ward, which was really a high-class ward, single, with air conditioning and TV everything.
After I came in, I saw Xiong Feng, and Xiong Gao, a woman was there with a gloomy face, wearing a white coat, I guess it was Xiong Feng's mother, a leader of this hospital. "Chen San, you, you dare to come here. When Xiong Gao saw me come in, he got up from his chair in shock.
I laughed and said; "Xiong Feng is injured, I have to come and take a look, I didn't bring anything, but I have sincerity, sincerity is priceless."
Lin Fei kept shaking his head, expressing his disdain for my words.
"You are the Chen San who injured Xiong Feng." Xiong Feng's mother's eyes were red, "You're here to apologize, hehe, tell you, no way, wait to go to prison." ”
"This auntie, you are wrong. I said seriously. "I don't want to go to prison to study, I came to see Xiong Feng because I think he is still a saved child, I think he can still be cultivated. Isn't it nice to be a good student in school? It just provoked me. ”
"Chen San, that's enough." Xiong Gao said angrily, "Get out of here immediately, I didn't settle accounts with you, but you came first." ”
"I knew you'd be looking for me in the future, so I came here first." I laughed and said, "Now, I'm going to give you two a chance, because I don't want to leave your affairs at school." Call the people you know, well, your best backers, and help you breathe a sigh of relief,"
Xiong Gao looked at me with a strange expression, but at this time he was also sure that I was also a person with a background. Said; "Chen San, what do you want?"
I said frankly; "This thing, as if it never happened, I'm a very low-key person, I'll give you a chance now, see how many people you can call." "Husband, call someone." Mama Bear said angrily. 'This kid is so arrogant. ”
Xiong Gao said; "Chen San, you are so arrogant, presumably your relatives are not simple."
"I don't have any relatives, but I just have a few friends." I smiled and said, "Don't talk, call your backer, I'll go back to sleep later, and I'll go to class." ”
"Okay, you kid wait, I don't believe in evil anymore." Xiong Gao immediately took out his mobile phone and called someone.
"Chen San, I'll see who you can call." After Xiong Gao stopped people, he pointed at me, "A transfer county student is also so presumptuous here, who gave you the guts." ”
"Good apples, where did you buy them?" I asked, "Lin Fei, go wash the apples." ”
Lin Fei took the apple to the faucet and washed it.
The Xiong family looked at us in shock.
Not only did I not bring anything with me, but I also ate the things of the guests.
Xiong Feng almost jumped out of bed.
After a while, a man with a somewhat bloated figure walked in, it seemed that he should be an official, and he knew what he looked like when he walked, and he couldn't hang himself.
"District Chief Jiao, this is this kid." Xiong Gao went up and said with some flattery.
"Is that the kid?" The person named District Chief Jiao glanced at me, "I heard that you injured Xiong Feng, and you dare to come here to provoke." ”
"Which district are you?" I asked.
"Midtown District." District Mayor Jiao said proudly that as an official of the district, he still has a lot of power. Midtown? Isn't this Liu Dehuai's place? It is estimated that Liu Dehuai has had a lot of dealings with this Jiao District Chief, but I don't want this Jiao District Chief to know my identity, so I immediately took out my mobile phone and called Lei Ge, and then handed the mobile phone to Jiao District Chief; "Hold, this friend of mine is talking to you."
"Oh, which friend? What level. District Chief Jiao said with a sneer, and took the phone very casually, "Hey, who are you, me, Chengzhong District, Jiao Gu." ”
"I, Lei Tianyu, from Chengzhou City." That's a sentence over there, too.
Jiao Gu was stunned for a moment, the voice of the second-in-command? It's really the voice of the second-in-command, and his face is pale, this is the boss's boss.
"Don't mess with me." Lao Lei said a word and hung up the phone.
"Your phone." Jiao Gu gave me the phone, with a look of awe, I guess, this guy imagined me as a relative of Lao Lei, so that's fine.
"Brother Jiao." Xiong Gao saw that his face was very strange. Immediately asked.
"Well, Xiong Gao, this matter, well, that's it." District Chief Jiao hurriedly pulled the bear aside, "This person can't be messed with, unless you and your lover don't want this job anymore." ”
Xiong Gao was shocked; "Isn't it? Brother Jiao, you are the boss of the district. "There's a fart." District Chief Jiao said, "There are many people than me, I can only tell you so much, people can't be good-looking, I'll leave first." ”
District Chief Jiao came happily and proudly, and when he left, he was gray.
Xiong Feng's mother also turned pale.
"Okay, there's nothing to say, then I'll go first." I said, "Your son will keep a low profile at school and study hard, you know?" Teach him a lot. ”
I took the apple and walked out of the ward with Lin Fei.
"Buy me chewing gum." I said to Lin Fei.
Lin Fei nodded, as soon as he left, I quickly got in the car and drove the car, and swooped out.
Lin Fei was stunned for a moment, and then scolded from behind; "I'm grass, your uncle."
I laughed, drove back to the villa, and finally saw Tang Buregret. "Third brother, I'm back." Tang Buregret sniffed like a little vixen after I got out of the car, "Well, staying with a woman, yes, the first day I went to school, I seduced a woman, which woman is so blind." ”
"You can hack me." I smiled and said, "That Gao Wei is very attentive to you, where did you go to play?" I just came back and didn't see you. ”
"You said that Gao Wei. "Tang smiled without regrets, "When this guy sent me back, he was pretending to be forced all the time, all talking about his family's affairs, all saying that he was not bad for money, and I guess he would confess to me in a few days." ”
"Well, it's good, you actually have someone who likes it." I also have no regrets. "Gao Wei is really automatically sent to the door, you are laughing in your dreams."
Tang said with a disdainful face; "That kind of classmate is too low-grade, it's not my dish, I'm going to sleep, do you want to sleep?"
"Yes, I'll ask the people in the club if there's anything big, and if not, I'll go to sleep."
"I'll wait for you." Tang Buregret came to a catwalk, and then turned around in three steps, his eyes were particularly charming, and he wanted to seduce me up.
I won't be fooled, I'm a disciplined teenager. I took out my mobile phone and called Fang Wen, Fang Hui just came back, so I have to care, I am so caring. After arguing with Fang Wen, Fang Wen said: "In the second half of the night, people from the Chaozhou community came to harass our community, but they came and went quickly, and our people fought with them. ”
"The end is that they're gone." I don't have to think about it to know this answer, Bai Muchen told me about this before, I deliberately didn't tell Fang Wen and the others, I want to try the reaction ability of the Alliance.
"Hurt a few people, big victory." Fang Wen said. "I personally led the brothers of the League, the front."
"I see, you're really a treasure in the future." I laughed and said, Fang Wen is back, and he must be a pioneer, and he must also have useful intentions.
Fang Wen came back this time, the people below must have some opinions, it's nothing more than that I didn't see you when I took Chengzhou, and when you got up, you Fang Wen came back to enjoy it. So Fang Wen needs to fight this pioneer and tell some people that he still has this ability.
"Nothing else." Fang Wen said, "It seems that Liu Dehuai and others have girlfriends, and I am still single now, do you have a suitable one?" ”
"Nope." I said simply.
"I heard that your homeroom teacher is called Teacher Han, right, it's very good-looking, intellectually beautiful." Fang Wen didn't mean to drink, "I think I can be her boyfriend." I'm also old, and I can't be a big brother for a few years and have to quit the rivers and lakes. ”
It must have been Lin Fei who told Fang Wen, I said coldly; "Teacher Han is a good teacher, people like you, you have a bad character, and you like to fart, don't chase others, don't delay their future."
Fang Wen was not satisfied over there; "Are you still the boss? As the boss of the club, you should think about the lifelong happiness of your younger brothers, you are too stingy, I won't play with you. ”
Hung up the phone.
I laughed.
Nothing else seems to be going on, so let's sleep.
I went upstairs, I originally wanted to go to the room without regrets to take a look, but I was afraid that I would not regret seducing me and not letting me go, then I would not be able to do it, so I would better sleep by myself.
Just a few minutes after lying down, Zhao Xin called me and told me a very unfortunate news: "Three, Zhao Aike is going to get engaged to Lin Baliang, and the day after tomorrow, he asked me to inform you." ”
"Where's the place?"
"New York."
"yes, I see." I said in a complicated tone. "Ike, Ike is going to be cornered."
Zhao Xin said heartlessly; "It's okay, Ike believes that Ike can train Lin Baliang, it's good for both families."
I cared for the Word; "You came to inform me, I know Ike feels a little guilty about me, but it's okay, the children of the big family sometimes can't help themselves."
"People can't help themselves in the rivers and lakes." Zhao Xin said. "Then I'll book a plane ticket."
"Well, congratulations to him."
After hanging up the phone, I lay in bed and couldn't sleep.
The Zhao family and the Lin family got married, and both families got benefits, sacrificing Zhao Ike's happiness in exchange for the interests of the family.
Lin Baliang didn't have any sacrifices, no wonder I didn't see her disgusting me these days, it turned out that she went to a foreign country.
And this Ma Yaoyao, what kind of saint is this girl of a foreign holy religion? I still feel a little complicated about Ma Yaoyao, after all, she is the only girl left by my uncle, and I have never wanted to be an opponent with her. However, Ma Yaoyao will definitely not let me go. It's also a tough thing to do.
My head is a little big, I don't think about anything anymore, there must be a way before the car reaches the mountain.
Before I knew it, time passed, and Don didn't regret getting up and calling me; "Third brother, get up and go to school. By the way, Gao Wei is coming to pick me up, so I'll leave first, at school, don't talk too much to me, otherwise people will be suspicious. ”
Isn't this line what I said about no regrets? How did she get ahead of her? "Yes, yes, I know, no regrets, I remember your words, at school we pretended to be strangers."
"That's good." Don went downstairs happily, and after a while I heard the horn of the car. I went to the window to take a look, Gao Wei was waiting in a car, there was a special driver, it seems, the family is really a little money, very gentlemanly.
I shook my head and said; "Stinky and shameless."
After getting up and washing up, I also went out with me, but this time I didn't drive, otherwise I would have been seen by Teacher Han and would have to educate me again. I went straight to Walmart and bought a bike and hit the road in style.
"Yo, isn't this the third brother?"
I was halfway through the bike when I looked back and my face was dark.
Lin Fei and Fang Wen drove a car behind me.
"What are you doing here?" I immediately asked.
"Look at you on a bike." Lin Fei took revenge, "Yes, yes, you're almost eighty years old, work hard, third brother, you're a master." ‘
"Fuck your uncle." I scolded.
Fang Wen said; "I'm going to go to your school."
"What are you going to do at our school," I said immediately and warily, "you're not kidding, are you?" ”
"As your guardian, shouldn't I go to the school to find out." Fang Wen reasoned and said, "You had a fight at school, and you weren't called a parent this time, but next time, I have to get in touch with your homeroom teacher." ”
"Get out of the way."
"Third brother, you're not right," Lin Fei stood on Fang Wen's side, "Fang Wen, you're so old, and it's okay to be your uncle, how can you scold people like this?" ”
"Don't follow me, you two bastards." I speed up the bike.
Lin Fei and Fang Wen didn't listen to my words in their ears.
Then followed.
I didn't know what to do for a while, so I came to the school gate.
"Chen San."
I looked back and saw that it was Mr. Han's car.
I quickly called out to the teacher.
"Chen San, this is your homeroom teacher."
Fang Wen's goods were like cats seeing fish, and they got off the car behind them with a whoosh.
I stared, so fast!
"Hello, hello." Fang Wen smiled and said, "It's Teacher Han." ”
Teacher Han nodded, parked the car first, and got out of the car: "You are..."
"I'm Chen San's uncle, and my name is Fang Wen." Fang Wen said shamelessly, "This kid didn't cause you trouble." ”
"No, no." Teacher Han glanced at Fang Wen and looked at it, he was a very mature man, and the back was quite expensive, at least more than 500,000 yuan.
"Three, come here." Fang Wen shouted at me.
I gritted my teeth and passed; "Uncle."
"Hmm." Fang Wen nodded, "Teacher Han, my nephew is used to it in the county, if you cause any trouble in the city, you call me as soon as possible, I will teach him a good lesson, by the way, is it convenient to leave your phone number?" ”
Lin Fei was happy in the back.
Teacher Han didn't have any doubts, so he gave Fang Wen's mobile phone number, and Fang Wen turned his head and said; "Chen San, listen to the teacher at school in the future, you know? Otherwise, I'll break your legs, and you, you can't bully your classmates at school, and you can't just mess around just because you've studied martial arts for a few years. ”
"Yes, yes, uncle." I smiled and nodded.
Fang Wen was satisfied: "Teacher, then I'll hand over Chen San to you, I'll leave first, and I'll contact you more in the future, I'm a big boss, if you have anything to say to offend you, you forgive me." ”
"No, no, I can see that you are a very bold person." Teacher Han smiled.
'Haha,' Fang Wen laughed, "Then I'll go first." ”
Fang Wen and Lin Fei finally left.
"Chen San, your uncle is very good, don't live up to his expectations of you." Teacher Han said.
"I will, teacher." I said, also slandering my "uncle": "Teacher, my uncle is a bar, and the person who runs the bar has a bit of a background, so it's better not to contact him, otherwise there will be trouble, you just treat him as a psychopath." ”
Teacher Han: "......."
"Behold, there are so many candles on the field."
"Who's so romantic."
"Who is this going to confess to?"