077 No-show
Lu Ting didn't expect Cheng Chuliang to go out for a while, so he brought in Changsun Chong, Du He and Hou Mingyuan, and a few people met, first politely, and then continued to tell stories and be the ranger chicken they never forgot.
The most they heard about Changsun Chong and Du He was the story of King Wu's war and Zhuge Liang's burning of the rattan armor soldiers, Lu Ting's brand-new story seemed to open a door to them, and behind the gate was a world they had never heard of, and they were all fascinated by it, the only regret was that Lu Ting only said it three times a day, the reason was that he had seen it before, and he couldn't think of so much at once.
Saying that a lot of dry mouth is not good for the throat.
Cheng Chuliang and others can't do it, but fortunately, the story is very exciting, and the content can be remembered for a long time after talking about it three times a day, and there is also a delicious ranger chicken.
When Changsun Chong, Du He and Hou Mingyuan were making ranger chickens in Lu Ting, they put Cheng Chuliang to the ground without saying anything, and the three of them pressed on it, pressing Cheng Chuliang so much that he couldn't move.
"Big brother, third brother, fourth brother, what are you doing, you have something to say." Cheng Chuliang said with a puzzled face.
Didn't you say it well just now, why did you suddenly start moving.
The eldest grandson Chong said with an unhappy face: "The collection of Da Changjin can also be forgotten, do you say you should fight?" ”
"Such a beautiful story, I don't call the brothers, should I fight?" Duhe added.
"That is, if there is a ranger chicken, it will not be called brothers, and it should be eaten alone, should it be beaten." Hou Mingyuan also said with an unhappy face.
Cheng Chuliang said a little embarrassed: "It's wrong for me, in fact, I want to call my brothers over, I don't know why, and then I forgot about it, this time I was wrong, I admit it." ”
Twice I thought of asking my brothers to come and play together, but the thought came to me in a flash, either forgetting to listen to the story or forgetting to eat, until the eldest grandson came to them.
The eldest grandson Chong and the three of them taught Cheng Chuliang another lesson before letting him go, at this time, the four of them were covered with snow, Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chubi didn't help when they saw Cheng Chuliang beating him, but gloated and watched from the sidelines, and they were used to them for a long time, that is, they were frolicking and couldn't get out of trouble.
Compared with his own Lao Tzu, the strength of the eldest grandson at them is simply scratching an itch.
When the four of them were tidying up their clothes, Du He suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly said: "Big brother, let's not go to fight, do you want to talk to the golden retriever rats, they must still be waiting." ”
The eldest grandson slapped his thigh and shouted: "It's bad, I forgot about it, second brother, you send someone to tell them that our brothers are not available, so they will be rescheduled." ”
When I entered the door, I still wanted to listen to it and leave, to see what kind of story made the second child stop fighting, but I didn't expect to be fascinated by it as soon as I heard it, if it wasn't for Du He to mention it, I would have forgotten about it.
Even if you don't have something to do, at least notify you, it's not a good thing to wait for someone on such a cold day.
Cheng Chuliang responded, and immediately sent someone to inform the golden retriever, and then followed the eldest grandson to sit down around the fire with them, discussing the plot of the story just now, while waiting for Lu Ting to make the ranger chicken.
In a small forest about half a mile away from Jinguangmen, Yin Shiju Yuwenying and Zhang Lang hid under a big rock crack in order to avoid the wind and snow, and huddled together, only Xue Yang stood motionless in the open space like a javelin, with a thick layer of snow on his hair and clothes, but he still stood very steady and couldn't move.
Yin Shiju took a breath into the palm of his hand, stomped his foot again, gritted his teeth and said, "What time is it, why haven't those Tianshenu of Dachangjin come yet?" Fourth, you can't remember the wrong day, right? ”
Look at the sky, almost an hour has passed since the agreed time, and now I haven't seen the opponent appear, so it's no wonder that I'm not angry.
"That's right, it's agreed that we will fight here at noon today, we often come here, they can't get lost, could it be that they remember the wrong day?" Zhang Lang said a little hesitantly.
It's cold, and the snot is coming out.
Yuwen Ying frowned and said, "Could it be that they deliberately arrived late to retaliate against us because we were late last time?" ”
Yin Shiju waved his hand and said, "Who knows? Regardless of them, they will give me their lives when they arrive, and this time I must beat them to the end, and see who is still fighting with our golden retriever. ”
Speaking of this, Yin Shiju turned his head to Xue Yang, who was still standing in the wind and snow, and said, "Second brother, don't stand, aren't you cold, first hide from the wind and snow." ”
Xue Yang didn't move, and said stiffly: "No, I just have to stand here, let the snowflakes hone my will, let the cold wind wash my soul, as a ranger who stands up to the sky, how to let the wind and snow knock me down." ”
"Second brother said it well." Zhang Lang couldn't help but applaud loudly.
Yuwen Ying also praised: "Looking at the entire Chang'an City, the younger generation has the best skills of the second brother, and Cheng Chuliang's idiot still wants to compete with the second brother for the first ranger, phew, is he worthy?" ”
Hiding in the crack of the stone, the three of them huddled together also felt cold, Xue Yang stood in the wind and snow for so long, and he didn't move, this perseverance is enough to make people moved, although Xue Yang usually likes to show off, but he is not ambiguous at all, and he rushes to the front every time.
Yin Shiju said with some puzzlement: "Second brother, why are you carrying the direction of Chang'an City, they are coming from behind you, you can't see it." ”
"Big brother, carrying it behind my back is to show my contempt for them, they are late, it is a sign of cowardice."
"Okay, the second brother said this well." Yuwen Ying clapped his hands and said, "When they arrive, we will laugh at them." ”
While he was talking, the sound of "Ming...", suddenly sounded, and the voice came closer and louder.
Yuwen Eagle was sharp-eyed, pointed to the front and said, "Look, it's an arrow." ”
When everyone raised their eyes, they saw an arrow flying towards their place in the air, and the speed of the arrow was not fast, because the front end was equipped with a prosper whistle, and the arrow urged the prosperium whistle to rotate and make a sound when flying, and this kind of arrow was used most in marching and fighting, and was usually used as a warning and military order.
"Second brother, be careful." Zhang Lang suddenly shouted loudly, because the arrow was flying towards the place where Xue Yang was standing.
"Second brother be careful"
"Second brother, the arrow is coming, dodge." Yuwen Ying and Yin Shiju opened their mouths to remind.
The three of them were reminded, but Xue Yang still didn't move, letting the arrows fly over, and those guards were usually used to being ten zhang away, so people saw that the arrow was getting closer and closer, and the timid Zhang Lang was so frightened that he closed his eyes, and Xue Yang and Yuwen Ying both raised their hearts to their throats.
With a "whoosh", the sound arrow plunged straight into the snow next to Xue Yang, less than a foot away from Xue Yang, which could be said to be dangerous, but Xue Yang still didn't move.
"The second brother is amazing, Qin Shan's face will not change in front of his eyes." Yuwen Ying wiped a cold sweat and said with admiration.
Zhang Lang saw that there was still a letter tied to the back of the arrow shaft, and said while going to pull the arrow: "Of course, the second brother is the first ranger in Chang'an, not to mention a hidden arrow, even if thousands of horses and thousands of troops rush in front of him, his face will not change." ”
After speaking, he ripped off the letter from the arrow shaft, looked at it, and handed it to Yin Shiju on the side: "Big brother, it's Cheng Chuliang's letter." ”
What do you mean, people don't come, play the little trick of flying arrows and sending messages?
Yin Shiju took the letter, opened the letter and looked at it, his face suddenly turned red, and he scolded: "Damn, the four Tian Shenu of Da Changjin said that there is something important, and they can't come today, let's not wait, and said that we were late last time and said that they drank alcohol, which is a tie." ”
I'm so angry, I've waited so long that my snot is so cold that my snot is dripping, and I didn't come?
Yuwen Ying snapped the arrow off, threw it on the ground, and said angrily: "It's obviously playing us, it must be Du He's Tian Shenu's idea, he is the same as Du Lao Dog, he has a bad stomach." ”
"Big brother, what should I do?" Zhang Lang shrank and said with some trepidation.
At this time, the wind and snow are heavier, the weather is a little dark, and it looks like there is going to be a heavy snowfall.
Yin Shiju stomped his feet, gritted his teeth and said: "Don't get out of today's bad breath, swear not to give up, remember this account first, let's go, let's go back to drink." ”
If the opponents who are fighting don't come, it becomes meaningless here, so it's better to go back early.
The three of them tidied up their clothes and boots, strode towards the place where the horses were tied, and as they walked, Yin Shiju found where Xue Yang was still standing with his back on his back, and said angrily: "Second brother, don't stand there, they don't come, go, drink." ”
People are not coming, they are all their own brothers, what are they pretending to be, who are they putting on to show them?
Xue Yang suddenly said pitifully: "Big... The eldest brother, the third brother and the fourth brother, helped me up, I stood for too long, my feet were numb, I couldn't move, the arrow almost hit, I was scared to death..."
Won't you, stand still? I thought it was really Mount Tai collapsing in front of me, and my face didn't change.
Yin Shiju, Yuwenying and Zhang Lang looked at each other and were speechless.