196 Special Requirements
"The little girl is late, let the general wait for a long time, and ask the general to forgive me." Yimeng finally came, and as soon as he came, he sincerely confessed his mistake.
Before he came, he was told that the guest was a Turkic envoy, arrogant and unreasonable, and Wanhuayuan couldn't stop it, so let Yimeng act carefully.
When Qibi Qiaotai saw Yimeng, he glanced up and down, a disappointed look appeared on his face, and he said disapprehantly: "What is the first Oiran, Ben Jiang can only see this, forget it, Yimeng girl, you made Ben Jiang wait for so long, how should you punish him?" ”
It's too thin, Qibi Qiaotai likes the kind of woman with a big face and big buttocks, and Yimeng, who looks a little slender, can only be regarded as very average in his eyes.
If you don't come, you'll come, and you've waited so long, you can't just leave.
Yimeng heard Qibi Qiaotai's words, and felt a little depressed, but he didn't dare to show it on his face, and said with a smile: "General Qibi is right, the slave family punished himself with three cups, how about it?" ”
"Three glasses?" Qibi Qiaotai shook his head and said, "At least three bowls." ”
After speaking, he waved his hand, and immediately a subordinate poured three bowls full of wine.
That's a big porcelain bowl weighing half a catty, and there are one and a half catties in three bowls, only a lot more.
Yimeng glanced at Chen's mother with some pleading, but Chen's mother just shook her head helplessly, indicating that she couldn't do anything.
There was no way, Yimeng gritted her teeth and drank all three bowls of wine in one go.
After drinking three bowls of wine, Yimeng's face was flushed, but his eyes were a little blurry.
People who practice dancing don't like wine very much, drinking has a great impact on dancing, Yimeng's amount of wine is not large, and he drank three bowls of wine on an empty stomach, and the wine came up.
Yimeng put the last wine bowl face down, and then said with a smile: "General, are you satisfied with this?" ”
Qibi Qiaotai didn't have Ying Yimeng, turned his head and patted Cui Yong on the side and said: "Cui Shaoqing, your country can't do it, you can't fight a war, I didn't expect to drink it, these grandma sake, I drank it just now, it's as light as water, it's only three bowls of bowls, if you drink mare's milk wine like our Turkic warriors, it is estimated that half a bowl will have to fall, haha." ”
Cui Yong's face froze, and he was a little unhappy in his heart, but he still said with a smile: "The general has a large number, naturally it is not comparable to a woman in a green building." ”
Over the years, Datang has not dealt with the Turks, hundreds of battles have been fought, and the vast majority of them are Turks who have the upper hand, only to be beaten, knowing that the Turks are constantly supporting the rebels, and have crossed the border to plunder the population and goods many times, but they dare not tear their faces with it.
There is no way, who made the Turks strong now.
"It's really boring" Qibi Qiaotai stood up, waved his hand and said: "Sons, the so-called first Oiran here is as boring as this wine, let's go and drink it in another place." ”
The plague gods were finally gone, and Mother Chen breathed a long sigh of relief.
Just as Qibi Qiaotai was about to leave, Yimeng, who had been gritting his teeth, suddenly said, "General, please stay." ”
Qibi Qiaotai stopped with some confusion, turned his head, squinted his eyes and said, "Huh? Something? ”
Mother Chen's face turned white with fright, and she complained when she looked at Yimeng's eyes: Daughter, this plague god is leaving, what are you doing to stop him, isn't it unpleasant to find it yourself.
Yimeng asked a little unwillingly: "Just now the general said that Grandma is as light as water and likes to drink spirits, dare to ask the general how much he drinks?" ”
After he became famous, he was ignored for the first time this time, not only ignoring himself, but also having no respect for Datang, Yimeng was unhappy on the spot.
There is also a reason for drinking three bowls of wine, the wine strengthens people's courage, if it is a weekday, Yimeng will definitely not dare to speak like this.
"Good," said Chelsea with a proud face, "this is how much I drink." ”
As he spoke, he raised the index finger of his right hand.
"A jar of wine?"
"No," said Qi Bi Qiaotai proudly, "I have been drinking." ”
Seeing Yimeng's expression of disbelief, Qibi Qiaotai pointed at Yimeng as if he was insulted: "Little girl, are you questioning the amount of alcohol that Ben will drink?" ”
Qibi Qiaotai is very confident in his drinking, and he has no opponents in the clan.
When drinking, I kept drinking, and when I had the urge to drink, I was refreshed after sprinkling a soak of urine, and at most, Qi Qi Qiaotai drank ten big men alone.
Yimeng said confidently: "General, there is a new wine here in the slave family, it is very strong, ordinary people can't drink it at all, no more, just use the bowl just now, if the general can drink three bowls in a row and walk out of the attic alone, tonight you are in the Wanhuayuan Expenses slave bag." ”
The two jars of wine sent by Lu Ting, Yimeng drank a small glass when he was bored, and the strength was too great, Yi Shuang, who thought that he had a good amount of wine, only drank three small glasses and felt ambiguous all over his body, and began to be lightheaded, if he drank three bowls, it is estimated that the god of wine would have to lie down.
The Turkic barbarian was too rude and bullied Datang to no one, so Yimeng decided to teach him a lesson.
"Three bowls of wine? Just think Ben won't be able to get out of here? Qibi Qiao looked at Yimeng with some surprise, and then laughed: "Ben Jiang just said that he can drink all the time, you girl didn't understand?" But since you're going to spend money on a lesson, well, it's going to be perfect. ”
A little Qinglou woman dared to doubt her own words, didn't give her a profound lesson, and others said that she was afraid of a Qinglou woman.
Yimeng smiled indifferently and quickly said, "What if the general loses?" ”
"Lose? It can't be, it would have been impossible to lose. "Qibi Qiaotai said it without even thinking about it.
"The slave family said that if..."
Qibi Qiaotai laughed and said generously: "If you lose, the eighteen good horses temporarily stored in your courtyard will all belong to you." ”
The subordinates and guards, adding up to a lot of people, in Wanhuayuan this kind of gold cave for a night, I don't know how much it costs, it must not be low, the eighteen horses stored in Wanhuayuan are all high-quality horses, enough to cover these expenses.
Gui is the general of the Qibi Department, and Qibi Qiaotai does not intend to take advantage of a Qinglou woman, and generously gives his own bets.
Of course, in his heart, he couldn't lose at all.
"A general is a general, it's really happy" Yimeng clapped his hands and said, "Deal." ”
After that, Yimeng returned to the boudoir at the back, took out a jar of wine with some difficulty, and opened the seal himself.
As soon as the seal of the wine jar was opened, a mellow aroma of wine quickly spread in the room, Cui Yong's nose moved, and he said in surprise: "This wine is so mellow, I have never smelled such a mellow aroma of wine." ”
Qibi Qiaotai's eyes widened, swallowed his saliva, licked his lips, and said with some expectation: "People look thin, this wine is not bad, Ben will be a little looking forward to it." ”
As a Turkic nobleman, Qibi Qiaotai had drunk a lot of good wine, and it was the first time he smelled this mellow and intoxicating aroma.
Yimeng didn't rush to answer, poured the wine into a bowl, only poured a shallow layer, and drank it all in public, indicating that the wine was fine.
After drinking, Yimeng asked people to send three new bowls, which were the kind of large porcelain bowls that could hold half a catty just now, filled three bowls, and then made a gesture of please to Qibi Qiaotai.
Interesting, just now Qi Bi Qiaotai was very curious, and he had long wanted to see what it was, but the other party was not ready, so it was not good to move first, seeing that Yimeng made a gesture to himself, he immediately picked up a bowl of wine, and did not rush to drink, but carefully looked at it.
It's magical, it's amazing, the wine is colorless and transparent, if it weren't for the strong aroma of wine, Qibi Qiaotai really thought it was a bowl of water in the bowl.
Can wine still be made like this?
The aroma of the wine is stronger than the goat's milk wine and mare's milk wine, and there is no pungent milk smell of the goat's milk wine, the aroma of this wine is strong, but it is not choking at all, and there is a feeling that the more you smell it, the more comfortable it feels.
"Miss Yimeng, this wine is still the first time I've seen it, what kind of wine is it called?" Qibi Qiaotai asked curiously.
There are many good wines in the Tang Dynasty, and almost all of them have been tasted by Qibi Qiaotai, and this kind of wine is really unheard of.
"Back to the general's words, this wine is called chivalrous wine." Yimeng answered truthfully.
Chivalrous wine? The name is a bit interesting, and he shook his head, raised the bowl and poured it into his mouth.
As soon as the wine entered his mouth, he suddenly felt a spicy spicy that he had never tasted before rushing to his throat, and the wine was like a burning knife, burning his throat with a hot pain.
"What's the matter, there's something wrong with this wine?" A centurion named Ah Shihu shouted violently.
As soon as the words fell, there were a few brushes, and the Turks who followed pulled out their scimitars.
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, it must be a misunderstanding" Cui Yong didn't care about being sprayed with alcohol all over his body, and hurriedly persuaded.
This is Chang'an, if there is a fight here, the impact will be too great, it is difficult to say whether these people will be punished or not, and they will definitely be held accountable for poor hospitality, and it is difficult to say whether the official hat can be kept.
"Don't, don't, don't" The old bustard's mother was so frightened that she was about to cry, and hurriedly said: "It's okay with this wine, it's okay, it's okay, even if you borrow ten guts from the slave family, you don't dare to disadvantage the guests, good daughter, explain quickly." ”
These Turkic barbarians, it's not fun to make trouble, last year there was a Turkic commander who made trouble in Sanssouci Pavilion, killed three people with a single stroke of a knife, and finally released them with just a few symbolic reprimands.
Just when everyone was in a mess, the relieved Qibi Qiaotai shouted: "Put away the knife, it will be fine, what knife to move, put it away." ”
After his subordinates put away their weapons, Qibi Qiaotai said to Yimeng, who was a little frightened: "Miss Yimeng, don't be afraid, you invite Ben to drink such a wonderful wine, Ben will never embarrass you, don't worry." ”
After that, Qibi Qiaotai looked at the wine in the bowl, with a happy look in his eyes, first took a sip, and after getting used to the taste and strength of this wine, he quickly raised the bowl and drank it all.
"Good wine, Ben will never have drunk such a mellow wine, good, great." After drinking, Qi Qi Qiaotai closed his eyes with a look of enjoyment, as if reminiscing about the taste of the wine just now.
This is called wine, although it is a little spicy and stinging at first, like burning a knife, as long as you get used to it, you can feel the benefits of this wine.
As soon as the wine enters the mouth, it is full of aroma, and after adapting to its strength, the taste is soft and smooth, and the lower throat is very smooth, like a line that goes straight to the stomach, giving people a sweet and smooth feeling, which is an unparalleled enjoyment.
Oh my God, what did I drink before?
After tasting for a while, Qi Qi Qiaotai opened his eyes, took the wine jar and poured the wine bowl he drank again: "The bowl was sprayed for most of it just now, don't count, and now it's only officially started." ”
He is a general, but he can't bully a Qinglou woman, if it spreads, others will say that he is cheating.
Besides, it's the first time I've drunk such a delicious wine, so I have to drink it happily.
Cui Yong was sprayed, and he didn't dare to complain, so he cleaned it up briefly with Jinpa, and said with some flattery: "General Qibi, drinking on an empty stomach hurts your stomach, or how about getting a few vegetable mats to pad your stomach before drinking?" ”
As soon as the words fell, not only Chen's mother, Yimeng, but also Qibi Qiaotai also looked at him with dissatisfied.
Qi Qi Qiaotai waved his hand and said: "No, Ben will say that he will drink it in one go, then it must be drunk in one gulp, why toss those things." ”
This Cui Shaoqing, disturbing himself to drink, is really boring.
Cui Yong stepped aside, and it was not easy to persuade him again.
He took a bowl of wine, put it in front of his nose and sniffed it, and quickly drank it all.
In the first bowl, Qibi Qiaotai drank quickly, and it can be said that he drank it all in one go.
After drinking a bowl of wine, Qibi Qiaotai, whose face was slightly red just now, turned red all over his face, from his forehead to his neck.
The second bowl was drunk a little slowly, but Chebi Qiaotai still drank it smoothly
After drinking the second bowl, everyone present could see that Qi Qi Qiaotai's face was as red as a monkey's buttocks, his mouth was full of wine, his original clear eyes also became confused, and people laughed unconsciously, and when he wanted to take the third bowl, the whole person shook a little.
Cui Yong and centurion A Shihu, who were standing on the side, hurriedly wanted to help, but Qibi Qiaotai pushed both of them away with an unhappy face, saying that he was not drunk, and poured the last bowl of wine into his stomach like a cow drinking water.
It's a cow drinking water, and the first two bowls are drunk with a look of enjoyment, and when the third cup is drunk, there is no ritual to smell it before sending it to the nose and then drinking, so it is directly drunk.
In Yimeng's surprised gaze, Qibi Qiaotai drank the last bowl of wine, put the wine bowl on the table with a "bang", and said with a smile: "Okay... Good wine, good ... Delicious. ”
While speaking, his body shook again, and Cui Yong and A Shihu didn't dare to help again, but just stretched out their hands to prevent Qibi Qiaotai from falling.
Yimeng secretly admired in his heart, he couldn't drink three cups by himself, this arrogant Turkic general drank three bowls, no, it was half a bowl of wine in addition to the three bowls, adding up to nearly two catties, and he hadn't drunk yet.
It's too drinkable.
Qibi Qiaotai's body shook, and soon stood firm again, and said with a smile: "Say... Said Ben will go... Can't get out of this little attic, now... I'll show you. ”
As he spoke, he staggered out, one step, two steps, three steps... Seeing that there was still a distance of two steps from the door, Qi Qi Qiaotai's body was crooked and fell, if it wasn't for the guards on the side who quickly held him, he would definitely fall to the ground.
"Lose... Lost, hee-hee-hee, horse... Horse... Remain. These were the last words that Qi Qi Qiaotai said before he got drunk.
If you lose your bet, you can't lose your credit.
The next day, Li Yuan and the crown prince Li Jiancheng received a message from Cui Yong, the young secretary of Honglu Temple, saying that the Turkic mission strongly requested that a hundred jars of chivalrous wine be added to the gift list, and that if the amount of wine could be increased a little more, such as coins and silk cloth, these could be reduced as appropriate.
Chivalrous wine? What the hell is this?