Because he was going to He Gong's Gongzhen Shouyamen tomorrow to get the bowl cannon and go to the naval camp of the Marquis of Linhuai to get 100 horses, Zhu Ping'an had to stay in Yingtian for another day and postponed the departure date.

"Ah, the Zhenwu battalion mutinied?! Uncle, you're fine, are you hurt......"

At dinner, Hua'er listened to Zhu Ping'an's story of what he had seen and heard in Zhenwu Camp, and when he heard the news of the mutiny in Zhenwu Camp, his frightened little face turned pale, not to mention how nervous he was, as if it was not Zhu Ping'an who was mutined but her, she put down her chopsticks as soon as possible and came to Zhu Ping'an to check whether Zhu Ping'an was injured.

"It's okay, I'm back, what else can I do." Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but smile when he saw the nervous appearance of the painting.

After checking up and down, left and right, and confirming that Zhu Ping'an was not injured, he was a little relieved, but he pouted and was disgusted, "These big-headed soldiers are really, they don't mutiny one day earlier, they don't mutiny one day later, but they mutiny when my uncle goes to the camp, and I won't take a good look at the yellow calendar......"

Look at the yellow calendar?! When Zhu Ping'an heard this, he couldn't help crying and laughing, painting is really difficult for a strong man.

"Painting, let me tell you, the mutiny is 10,000 times more dangerous than you think." The demon girl Ruonan said in a heartfelt voice, "The nerd took shit luck this time and picked up a life." ”

"Huh?" The little face of the painting suddenly became whiter, and the small mouth was open enough to stuff an egg, "Ten thousand times?!" ”

"Of course. If you think about it, the soldiers are all five big and three coarse, and they can hang nerds when they pull one out, and they wield knives and guns every day to practice killing skills; What about nerds?! He was dark and thin, and he had no power to tie the chicken, and every day he was wielding a pen and ink, writing and drawing. These ruffian mutinies, do you say it's dangerous?! Moreover, who are these ruffians targeting, it's not the nerds who are in charge of the ......"

The demon girl Ruonan didn't take her to the Zhenwu camp because Zhu Ping'an didn't take her, so she could add fuel and vinegar to this meeting.

"Huh?!"

The painting listened to the description of the demon girl Ruonan, and suddenly her little face was pale plus, and her small mouth was wide open.

"I'm not scaring you." The demon girl Ruonan said with a serious face, "I'll give you a real example." In the Black Wind Village next door to us, there are five or six hundred bandits, who are strong and strong, and they are the hegemons in the mountains. The person in charge of the big family is called the black-haired Tai Sui, with a beard on his face, and he is as strong as a bear, making two big plate axes, each weighing 100 catties, and the end is a god to block and kill God, and a Buddha to block and kill Buddha; The two of them are in charge, known as Yijian Langjun, why do you know why they are called Yijian Langjun? It is because he only needs a sword to kill people, draw the sword out of the sheath, and seal the throat with a sword, so he is called a sword Langjun; The three of them are in charge, known as Sai Li Guang, who can shoot two stones and hard bows, and can wear Yang in 100 steps when drunk, and say that if you shoot a fly in the left eye, you will not shoot in the right eye; The four of them are in charge, known as the living Hades, who is a murderous character who tears people alive and stutters human flesh, and when he roars, the wild dogs in the mountains are frightened and incontinent...... As a result, once the Black Wind Village was unevenly divided, causing the bandit minions to mutiny, don't you see, it's called a hell on earth, the entire Juyi Hall was stained red with blood, the big boss of the Black Wind Village was cut off half of his head by his own plate axe, and the brain slurry sprayed onto the beams of the house, and the second master didn't even pull out the sword and was poked into seven or eight transparent holes, and the intestines flowed to the ground, and the three masters were put with hidden arrows and shot into hedgehogs, and the four masters were the worst, and they were cut into seven or eight sections, and the wild dogs in the cottage were cheapened...... It's so miserable, our cottage people who were called to clean up the mess didn't dare to close their eyes at night when they came back, and they had nightmares for a whole month. Do you think, the mutiny of hundreds of bandits in a broken cottage is so terrifying, what about the mutiny of thousands of ruffians? Isn't it a hundred times more terrifying, ten thousand times ......?"

If the demon girl dances with a man's hands, her voice changes and emphasizes from time to time, and she speaks as if she is in the same place, which is very infiltrating.

"Ah......." After hearing the painting, I couldn't help but make up for it in my brain, and then the frightened hair stood up.

"Woooooooooo......oo Uncle...... You better not go to the barracks again in the future, it's too dangerous......"

The painter looked at Zhu Ping'an with small eyes, like a frightened little beast, and said with a crying voice.

"Dizzy, don't listen to her nonsense, there's nothing to do. What kind of black wind village, that's all her nonsense. ”

Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but say speechlessly.

"Nonsense? Hehe, am I also talking nonsense about today's mutiny?! The demon girl Ruonan sighed.

"Uncle, isn't Hou Ye also in Yingtian, can you ask Hou Ye for help, tell me please, don't worry about the troops." Hua'er's two little hands grabbed Zhu Ping'an's sleeve tightly and said in a crying voice.

"Dizzy, where is this, it is the will of the Holy God to reorganize the army, and it is useless to ask anyone to ask. Don't listen to Ruonan's nonsense, how can there be any black wind village, and the risk of mutiny, it is rare in a hundred years, I have been a country for hundreds of years, there are thousands of military camps, and the number of mutinies is only a handful, so let's put it this way, the probability of mutiny is lower than the probability of choking to death by drinking cold water, not to mention that the mutiny is caused by Shangguan's deduction of food and salary and abuse of soldiers, how can I, Zhu Ping'an, be a person who deducts food and salaries and abuses soldiers; Besides, the rise and fall of the world is the responsibility of the husband, and I am even more responsible as an official of the imperial court, and now the Japanese are rampant in the south of the Yangtze River, burning, killing and looting, doing all kinds of evil, the former country of abundance, has been plagued by the Japanese and become a hell on earth, how can I sit idly by, and now the saint has given me the responsibility of rectifying the army, just to do my part to drive out the Japanese and rescue the people of Jiangnan, how can I evade responsibility because of a little risk?! The sooner the Japanese are swept away, the common people will suffer one less day. ”

Zhu Ping'an glared at the demon girl Ruonan, reached out and rubbed the hair of the painting, and explained with speechless relief.

The demon girl Ruonan replied to Zhu Ping'an with a roll of her eyes.

"Is it really lower than the danger of choking on water?" Hua'er listened to Zhu Ping'an's relief and looked up and asked.

"Naturally, before that, had you heard about the mutiny?" Zhu Ping'an asked.

Hua'er shook her head, she was a little maid who almost didn't go out of the door, where had she heard of any mutiny.

"So, a mutiny is a once-in-a-century thing. I have encountered this mutiny today, and I will never encounter it again in the next 100 years. Zhu Ping'an said in a serious way.

"Really?" The painting was skeptical.

"Of course it's true, when did I lie to you." Zhu Ping'an nodded vigorously.

"Hmm." The painting nodded his little head.

"You're lying to her now." The demon girl Ruo Nan rolled her eyes.

The painting looked at Zhu Ping'an, and then at the demon girl Ruonan.

"He was a white lie, and he deliberately lied to you in order to reassure you." The demon girl Ruonan said to the painting, "Usually there are few mutinies, but when there is a war, there are more mutinies, because the food and danger are piled up." You also heard him say, sweeping away the Japanese bandits, can you fight less? ”

"Indispensable......" The painting was led by the demon girl Ruonan.

"Your uncle is a nerd with a tendon, and the rise and fall of any country is responsible and unshirkable, and danger is indispensable in the future." The demon girl Ruoo continued.

"What then?" The painting was nervous again.

"The easiest way is to have a careful master to protect him, even if there is danger, it can also save his life."

The demon girl is like a man, and she is kind and seductive.

"Attentive master? Liu Dadao, they ...... "The painting thought of Liu Dadao and others.

"Oh, men, they are all careless, how can they be trusted. Today they also followed your son-in-law, and you also heard from the nerds, they all went to collect military equipment, and none of them were by the nerd's side to protect them. Therefore, it is not enough to be a master, you have to be careful enough, and a careless man cannot. ”

The fox tail of the demon girl Wakao is revealed.

"Attentive master? Men can't? The painting muttered two sentences, and looked thoughtfully at the demon girl Ruonan.

"Good vision." The corners of the witch Ruonan's mouth curled.