There was no laugh that Lu Ting was expecting, Xiao Qiaowen and Hongling widened their eyes, their eyes were blank, and they didn't get the laugh at all.

That's right, I forgot that this is the early Tang Dynasty, and there is no saying about eating soft rice, according to the current saying, it should be "climbing the dragon and attaching the phoenix".

Zheng Yanzhi glanced at Lu Ting, and said with some disdain: "Such spineless, it's really for nothing." ”

"Sister Xiaozhi, Lang Zhong said that eating soft rice, what does it have to do with backbone?" Hongling said curiously.

"Soft rice is fine grain, fine grain can only be eaten by large families, he means that those rich and powerful women are next to it, Panlong and Feng said that they eat soft rice, it is really shameless" Zheng Yanzhi glanced at Lu Ting, and continued: "So try your best to please Mr. Wang, I must want to win the favor of the Taiyuan Wang family, after all, Mr. Wang is from the Taiyuan Wang family, and then marry a woman from the Wang family, this is called the black one who is close to ink, and the bookkeeping has not been done for a few days, but he has learned to be unprofitable and not early." ”

Lu Ting looked at Xiao Qiaowen with some surprise, amazing, I didn't expect her brain to turn so fast, I haven't heard of this stalk, I just draw inferences from one another, and they all say that girls who are good at mathematics have high IQs, and when they calculate it, Xiao Qiaowen is a Tang Dynasty version of a female science student.

Coughing dryly, Lu Ting's face did not change and said: "Miss Xiaozhi's words are not right, who said that I want to climb the dragon and attach the phoenix, Mr. Wang is now a prisoner, and the people of my clan dare not reach out to help him, my son is also out of a good heart, it is not unprofitable and not early, a genius like me who is unique in ten thousand, there is no need to attach to a wealthy family, because I am a wealthy family." ”

I just wanted to hug Wang Jue's thighs, but I didn't expect to marry the daughter of the Taiyuan Wang family, even if I can really climb the relationship, it is obvious that those beautiful and knowledgeable people have already made the famous family marry, and the rest of the crooked melons and cracked dates are the turn of those who want money and no money, and have no background and no background, for Yan Kong's self, he can't accept it.

"How many famous families who have accumulated for hundreds of years dare not say that they are wealthy, just rely on your small accounting? Dreaming may be faster, and I don't know where to get the confidence. Zheng Yanzhi said with some disdain.

Just now, he said it well, but there was no edge when he said it, Lu Ting was not only a prodigal son, but also a person who had no boundaries to speak.

Hongling also covered her mouth and smiled lightly, obviously not believing Lu Ting's words.

The two chicks laughed at themselves, Lu Ting was unhappy all of a sudden, this forced to pretend, simply pretended to the end, and said with a mysterious face: "This self-confidence is given by the gods of heaven, don't believe it." ”

Jinni?

The two chicks froze for a moment, although they didn't believe it a little, but they really didn't laugh, ancient science and technology were not developed, people were very in awe of God, no one dared to say bad things about God easily, Zheng Yanzhi said with some disbelief: "Master Lu, what kind of confidence does God give you?" ”

Lu Ting said with a mysterious face: "A poem." ”

"What poem?" Zheng Yanzhi broke the casserole and asked in the end.

Lu Ting stood up, behind his back, and said with a serious face: "Speaking of which, this matter is a bit disgraceful, I suffered some setbacks that day, and I couldn't think of throwing myself into the river for a while, but fortunately, the next person begged desperately, but at that time, half a foot stepped into the palace of Hades, and at the most dangerous moment, a poem sounded in my ears, you are born to be useful, and you will come back when your daughter is gone." ”

What a poem, these two lines of poetry open and close, with a majestic momentum in the artistic conception, which makes people feel a sense of pride in their hearts when they listen to it, Zheng Yanzhi glanced at Lu Ting with some surprise, as if after a while, she felt that she wanted to be impressed by him.

I didn't expect this prodigal son to be able to say such heroic verses, although he heard it in a dream.

Thinking about the relevance of these two poems to Lu Ting's experience, Zheng Yanzhi has already inquired clearly, Lu Ting used to be a famous gentleman, and he was not a martial artist, and people who knew him said that he was a loser and a rice borer, and later the Lu family was tragically looted by the rebels, and the family wealth was scattered overnight, and the daughter was scattered and could come back, this freedom and self-confidence are really admirable.

Hongling also looked at Lu Ting with admiration, thinking that Lu Gongzi was really lucky, he was blessed by God, and that poem sounded really powerful.

Lu Ting took in the demeanor of the two women, smiled in his heart, and continued: "The Tang Dynasty does not give birth to the Lu family, and Kyushu is like a long night. ”

Zheng Yanzhi was dumbfounded, looking at Lu Ting's somewhat smug face, speechless, her mouth moved, she wanted to say a few words to him, but finally gave up, there are such cheeky people in the world, who can be compared to those scum who spit on their faces.

The first two sentences are extraordinary, Zheng Yanzhi almost believed that Lu Ting was the one who was favored by God, and the last two sentences were obviously boastful, and even the words of the eternal Kyushu such as a long night could be said without changing his face, and he really didn't know what to say about him.

"Lu Gongzi, is that really what the gods said to you? This... Childe wouldn't say that a saint was reincarnated, right? Hongling blinked, her eyes full of envy.

"Well, it's hard to say, just hear this poem, and then people wake up." Lu Ting said with some regret.

Zheng Yanzhi really couldn't listen to it anymore, and said coldly: "Even the sky is bullied, not afraid of being struck by lightning?" Sometimes things can be eaten indiscriminately, words can't be said indiscriminately, you are just a grass people, without you Kyushu is like a long night, where will the Son of Heaven be placed? If this word reaches the government, even if you have ten heads, it will not be enough to cut off. ”

I don't want to pay attention to him, I still brag endlessly, and if I don't hit him, Zheng Yanzhi is uncomfortable.

Lu Ting was taken aback, he only cared about his addiction, and he didn't have a brain when he spoke, this "heaven" can be bullied, but the Son of Heaven can't play, for the ruler, this kind of thing would rather be killed than let go, and he doesn't know how to die at that time, seeing Zheng Yanzhi a little proud, as if he had pinched his handle, his eyes rolled, and he quickly had an idea: "Miss Xiaozhi, don't misunderstand, now there are no long nights in Datang, day and night alternate, and the four seasons rotate, it is because of the existence of the Son of Heaven, the Son of Heaven is a person who is favored by God and has great luck, How dare the light of fireflies compete with the sun and the moon, the words are serious, the words are serious. ”

Zheng Yanzhi glanced at Lu Ting, completely defeated, this guy has boundless words, and he can't talk about him.

The main thing is that he is not as shameless as him.

It's better to practice, every time you learn Ming Arithmetic, your mood will calm down, and your spirit will become happy, unlike facing this prodigal son, if you face him more, you will be angry and live a few years.

For three days in a row, Lu Ting was spinning in a row, taking care of the business of the guest house, taking time to take care of Wang Jue, in order to hug his thighs, while brushing up on goodwill, he had to take time to improve the mental arithmetic ability of the little girl, and occasionally had to deal with the two nasty catchers, going out early and returning late every day, and I felt that I was not so tired in preparing for the college entrance examination in my previous life.

On the fourth day of Wang Jue's fall, the sky was just dawning, Lu Ting sorted out his clothes in front of a somewhat blurry copper mirror, saw the dark circles under his eyes in the bronze mirror, and said to himself with a wry smile: "Get up earlier than the chicken, sleep later than the dog, work more tired than the cow, chat with the guests, talk with Wang Jue, accompany the little girl to study, accompany the two to catch and drink, what kind of days to live, accompany the guests to chat, read and drink, they have become the four escorts, and they still take the monthly money of small accounting, who can tell me, life has forced this son to be." ”

As soon as the words fell, Fu Zhi trotted in with a large bowl in both hands, and said excitedly: "Childe, duck, childe, duck, childe, it's a duck." ”

Duck fart, when Lu Ting heard it, his old face twitched, the green tendons on his forehead flashed, and he turned his head and scolded angrily: "What are you howling early in the morning, calling mourning, I usually tell you to pay attention to quality, quality, we will be people who will become big things in the future, don't we remember it in our hearts." ”

Fuzhi was taken aback, and said a little timidly: "Back to Gongzi's words, Lao Langjun killed the duck, and instructed Duoshou to send a plate to Gongzi to taste it, and invite Gongzi to enjoy it." ”

Strange, in the past, the son liked to eat the duck soup made by the second uncle and mother-in-law, saying that it was delicious and nourishing, but this time he didn't react at all, and reprimanded himself.

"Eat, eat, eat, you know, you like to eat so much, the duck butt above will reward you to eat."

"The second uncle is for the eater, the little one..."

"Let you eat, eat, it's an order."

Seeing that Childe was angry, Fu Zhi didn't dare to speak anymore, so he carefully took out the duck butt with chopsticks, blew it, and ate it on the spot.

Lu Ting was in a better mood, and looked up the bronze mirror again, and inadvertently saw that a few of his hairs were a little messy, and they were all upturned, and he couldn't hold it down after a few strokes with his hand, and he couldn't learn the trick of the second uncle to wipe with spit, so he got some water from the kettle to get it wet, and then it got it to its proper position.

You have to pay attention to the image, Wang Jue has to go on the road after eating breakfast today, and after changing the last plaster, you have to behave well in front of him, you must know that Wang Jue's environment is poor, and his clothes are not messy, a serious person like him definitely doesn't like to be sloppy, if the image can add points, the chance of success is greater.

Look at yourself in the bronze mirror, the sword eyebrows and starry eyes, the wheel corridor is distinct, not to mention the beauty of the peerless man, at least he is also a personable young man, a little better, if you meet a lady with both appearance and background, a famous lady, hehe, when the time comes, it will stick to the big bed, and it will not be fragrant to struggle for decades? Thinking of this, Lu Ting couldn't help but whistle and fiddle with his bun again.

"Childe, Sao, very Sao." Fu Zhi on the side looked at the remaining half of the duck's butt with a bitter face, and said pitifully.

There is a smell of duck buttocks, it is difficult for people who are not used to eating it, the Lu family used to throw away the duck butt when they killed ducks, I don't know why they didn't throw it this time, Fu Zhi didn't eat it, and he was about to vomit.

In the bronze mirror, Lu Ting's smile slowly froze, the corners of his mouth twitched, he took a deep breath, calmed down, turned around, and said to Fu Zhi with a smile: "Fu Zhi, come and do me a favor, come, look at the location at the gate, yes, bend down, pout your buttocks, that's all, don't move." ”

Fu Zhi was a little puzzled, and said curiously: "Childe wants to write on the back of the child?" Isn't there a table? ”

Lu Ting didn't answer him, exhaled deeply, raised his leg and kicked him in the buttocks, Fu Zhi screamed, stumbled and took two steps, and the whole person fell to the ground, until he fell to the ground, and he didn't know why Gongzi kicked himself.

It's dry early in the morning, let you say, let you call, President Lu breathed a sigh of relief, and now he was in a good mood.