Fate, some people say that it is predestined by God, I want to say that I don't believe in fate, but I am a fortune teller.

In the past two years, there has been a huge change in my life, because of the changes in my family, I did not drop out of school to work, and I hit a wall everywhere during the job search, and finally I was really fed up with the white eyes, and I could only start my old business, Mr. Yin and Yang.

I put up a sign under the apartment I rented, which read "Measuring Words, Fortune Telling, Exorcism, Demon Hunting" and catching ghosts.

I didn't expect that I, a person who had received nine years of compulsory education, would fall to the point of telling fortunes to others, but how could I have a business?

It's been idle for almost a week, there is no hair, it's one thing for no one to care, the key is that there is no money, and I ate fried rice noodles from a county snack for a week. When I saw the boss coming, I directly called to the kitchen: "Fried rice noodles, slightly spicy!", which made me very embarrassed!

Just as I was thinking about whether to go home and plant sweet potatoes, at about 1 o'clock in the afternoon of the eighth day, just as I was about to close the door and take a nap, I heard a knock on the door, and I immediately walked to the door and opened the door.

I saw a middle-aged man standing outside the door, dressed in fat and full of meat, looking in his early 40s, wearing a black suit, wearing a large gold chain around his neck, a briefcase under his arm, and a cigarette in his mouth. That's it, needless to say, it must be the outbreak of which village.

I saw him walk into my room and ask in standard Cantonese Mandarin, "Pretty boy, is your master there?"

I don't like to hear that, what's the matter, look down on me? So I asked him, "What do you mean? I can't be a master?"

As soon as he heard that my tone was not right, he immediately changed his tone and said with a grin: "I'm sorry, little master, is your master here?"

As soon as I heard this, I got angry, I had to have a master, right? I said impatiently: "No need to look for it, I am the master here." ”

He instantly put away his smiling face, glanced at me with disdain, turned around and left, and said in his mouth: "Damn, waste Lao Tzu's expression." ”

I saw that the business in hand was about to be yellow, so I immediately stopped him: "Wait, if you have the ability, you can see if you have the ability to leave!"

After speaking, I immediately grabbed a yellow fu from my pocket, and read the sentence "Urgent as a law" in my mouth, and Huang Fu floated in front of him after listening to the order, "Break!" I saw that the yellow fu exploded immediately in front of him.

He was stunned for a few seconds, then turned around 360 degrees, changed back to a smiling face, raised his thumb and patted his ass and said: "Mr. is so capable, just now I have eyes and don't know Taishan, I hope Mr. is strange... It's no wonder..."

In fact, I hate this kind of person the most, it's a grass on the wall, the wind blows on both sides, but who told me that I am now in financial difficulty, so I pressed the fire and said: "It's okay, the so-called ignorant is not guilty, you can understand!" Speaking of this, I invited him into the room and sat down, and then asked: "You came to me, do you want to see fortune telling, or do you want to exorcise demons and subdue demons?"

I saw him clear his throat and say, "Let me introduce myself first, my surname is Zhou, my name is Zhou Yong, and I am the owner of a chicken farm." Because of the recent expansion of breeding sites, workers were hired to build factories. ”

Speaking of this, Zhou Yong handed me a cigarette, lit one himself, and said: "But when I was digging the foundation, I dug up a coffin from a place about two meters underground. Originally, they didn't think so, and wanted to move the coffin elsewhere, but when moving the coffin, they accidentally knocked the coffin lid open. Originally, it was opened, but when the workers saw the corpses inside, they all went on strike. Yes, it's a corpse, not a skeleton! And guess what? Inside that coffin was a zombie dressed in Qing Dynasty costumes!"

Hearing this, I couldn't help but feel a chill down my spine. I heard my third uncle say before that when my old lady traveled south and north to exorcise demons and subdue demons, he ran into a zongzi in a village in Ganzhou, Jiangxi.

It is said that at that time, a family wanted to move their graves because of the construction of a new house, so they invited my old lady to do technical guidance.

But when my old lady arrived now, he said, "This coffin cannot be moved, and if this coffin is moved for several miles, it will not be peaceful!"

The man was shocked when he heard this, and asked, "Why did the gentleman say this?"

The old lady squatted down and grabbed a handful of soil from the side of the coffin, rubbed it in his hand and sniffed it again, and said: "This place is surrounded by mountains and can not see the sun for many years, the moisture is too heavy, and the deceased in the coffin is too resentful, so that the grass does not grow in this place ten meters in a circle, and it has become the pulse of "dead cow's belly", also known as "corpse raising place". If you forcibly move to this coffin, if you are not careful, the deceased in the coffin will be raised, and I think this coffin is very old, if it is really a corpse, I am afraid that there is nothing that can be done. ”

Then I forgot what the reason was, and the old lady finally helped them move the grave.

But because I accidentally knocked the coffin lid open, I hit the moonlight again. I said before that moonlight and even yin things, zombies meet moonlight, and finally they still get up.

The old lady fought with the zongzi for a day and a night, and finally lost an arm to get it done.

Thinking of this, I frowned, pretending to be embarrassed, and rubbed my fingers and said to Zhou Yong: "Zombies, zombies are not easy to do!"

Zhou Yong also immediately understood, and said: "Please rest assured that money, money is not a problem, as long as you help me solve this zombie, I will give Mr. a satisfactory math." ”

I nodded and said, "Listen to me carefully now, I'm not responsible for what went wrong." Now go back and have the coffin covered and nail the coffin back down, and put it back in the grave to find a black cloth to cover the coffin. Then find a large cloth, soak it with black dog blood, and cover it over the coffin. Remember, be sure to use black dog blood, and finally sprinkle glutinous rice around the perimeter of the coffin, the more the better. ”

Zhou Yong listened to the sound of succession, took out an envelope from his pocket with his right hand and handed it to me, and said, "This is a little bit of my heart, please have tea for Mr." ”

I also made a play on the spot, and I accepted it half-pushed. Then he said, "All right, now you go back and do what I have done." I'm going to get ready in the evening, and you'll come back tomorrow at noon to pick me up. ”

Zhou Yong knew that I had given an eviction order, so he also knew each other and left.

After watching him walk down the stairs, I opened the envelope I had just opened. I took out a stack of Red Bulls and counted them. , worthy of being a nouveau riche, the shot is quite generous, six thousand six! enough for me to eat for two months.

Actually, I'm not sure I'll be able to do that rice dumpling at all, but, all for... Forehead... All right... For money. But it's not like I didn't think of a solution, it's the last resort, and that's to find a helper! Then again, zombies are hundreds of times more powerful than ghosts. It's also the first time I've seen that I've been playing drums in my heart, and I'm not completely sure. At this time, I can only use what I have learned in my life. Speaking of this, I sighed, if our ancestral Maoshan secret technique is still there, maybe we can suppress the sub-zombies. It describes the method of guiding the thunder in the five thunder and the heavenly scroll. When I was a child, I heard my grandfather say that this method of leading thunder belongs to one of the five thunder decisions, which is to summon the heavenly thunder to punish evil, and this method is extremely powerful. But there are also sequelae that the life span is three years, and it cannot be used until it is absolutely necessary. These five thunder duels are the highest secret techniques of our Maoshan Mountain, and the records are the highest spells for evil spirits, including the heavenly thunder duel, the thunder duel, the wind and fire, the water of the earth, and the earth of wood. Golden Wood. The technique of using the five elements also includes yin and yang gossip.

My grandfather passed it on to my third uncle, and then the third uncle died, and then passed it on, and one night three years ago, there was a thief in the house, and the five thunderbolts disappeared. I'm the only heir to our family. My grandfather used to tell me that the five thunders must never fall into the hands of outsiders. Being taught by ill-intentioned people will cause chaos in the world. Therefore, it is my heavy priority to find the five thunders in the future.

Why is it the last resort, this is mainly because the money has to be halved and divided equally.

Thinking of this, I struggled for a moment, it's better to halve than to have a lifeless flower, so I gritted my teeth and stomped my foot to take out my mobile phone, and pulled out a number after flipping through the address book for a long time.