"This side is so strong! The soup is delicious, too! ”

Li Lizhi wiped her mouth and looked at the empty sea bowl with unfinished eyes.

Li Mohan smiled: "I can't see it, you kid is not big, but your belly is not small." ”

"What? No, people...... People are still growing their bodies, and the amount of food is naturally large. ”

"That's right, I forgot about it. Half-sized, eat poor old man. After Li Mohan finished speaking, he had a wicked smile on his face.

Li Li is ice and snow smart, how can she not hear Li Mohan taking advantage of her with a pun?

The little fist clenched, and he made a gesture to hit him.

"You...... You're not a good person! Net bullying me! ”

"Hahahaha, good people don't live long, bad guys live for a thousand years. What's so good about being a good person? I'm just going to be the bad guy. Li Mohan pretended to be vicious.

"Eighty-thousand-year-old tortoise, you bad eight-year-old eight!" Li Lizhi is also unforgiving, but her reaction is very smart.

Hey, this kid is very clever, Li Mohan said in his heart.

"Good looks, clever mouth, hey, I don't know how many infatuated girls your kid will harm in the future."

Li Li's pretty face turned red when she was praised.

Li Mohan looked at the sky outside, the appearance of the fourth watch, and yawned.

"You've vomited this wine, you've eaten your meal, go back to sleep."

After that, he was going to pull Li Lizhi to lie on the bed.

Li Lizhi was afraid that he was plotting against him, so she quickly shook off his hand like an electric shock, and said:

"I... I can't sleep. ”

It happened that Chunhua came to clean up the dishes and chopsticks, and when she looked at Li Liqing, she threw a wink at her knowingly.

Li Lizhi hurriedly dodged Chunhua's eyes, but said in her heart: If there is really a master, there must be a servant, this Li Mohan is not serious, and the girl in his house is so not ashamed.

Li Mohan saw Li Liqian's shy appearance, which was bright and moving, and couldn't help but move his heart.

"I can't see that you kid is still so shy." Li Mohan sighed.

"As I said earlier, your handsome appearance will definitely harm a large group of ignorant girls. Sure enough, my little Chunhua has taken a fancy to you. ”

"Young master, don't talk nonsense! Where do I have!? Chunhua stomped her feet angrily, turned around and left in shame.

"Hey, don't go, go make a pot of tea for the young master, and the young master will accompany this handsome little Qin to talk."

Chunhua's angry voice came from outside the door.

"If you want to soak yourself, you bully people, and people will ignore you!"

Li Li said with a smile:

"Why are you so bold as a maid in this house to dare to talk to your master?"

Li Mohan looked annoyed and said:

"I'm used to it, there's no way, who told Young Master Ben to be good-hearted."

"Flutter" Li Li laughed out loud, this guy, why is he so cheeky, boasting that he doesn't blush at all.

After a while, Chunhua still brought a pot of tea and two washed tea bowls. It's just that this time I lowered my head, and I was no longer embarrassed to look at Li Lizhen and Li Mohan.

"Only tea? Look at the handsome guy lost his mind, right? Bring some refreshments, where is your old smartness? ”

Li Mohan can be regarded as 'killing two birds with one stone', in a word, he is not only laughing at Li Liqing, but also continuing to laugh at Chunhua. Both blushed a little.

Chunhua twisted her body and went out as if she were pouting.

In the end, Chunhua couldn't stand Li Mohan's jokes, and this time she couldn't say anything, or Qiu Ju brought a plate of melon seeds, a plate of peanuts, a plate of dried potatoes and a plate of small tomatoes, afraid that Li Mohan would make a joke again, so she turned around and left after putting down her things.

Li Mohan stopped her and ordered: "In the middle of the night, don't wait." I'll talk to Little Brother Qin, and you just go to sleep." ”

Qiu Ju was grateful, "How can that work?" Young master, if you don't sleep, how dare the slaves and maids ......"

Li Mohan smiled: "You can't sleep because of Little Brother Qin, right?" ”

"Young Master, you!" Qiu Ju didn't escape Li Mohan's ridicule, and stamped away hatefully, and after a while, she saw that the lights in the four maids' rooms went out.

"You, why do you keep making fun of me?!" Li Li said angrily.

Li Mohan glanced at her and said with a smile: "But you are good-looking, this is a fact, appearance is justice, no wonder those girls." ”

"Hmph, what kind of appearance is justice, crooked reasoning and heresy! You're a person who only looks at people, cheesy! Li Li said with a sense of air.

"Good, good, I'm cheesy! I don't deny it, I'm greedy and lustful, okay, as long as you're not cheesy, what business do you do if you're not cheesy? Come, try my cheesy tea, too, and hear what not-so-cheesy ambitions you kid has! ”

Li Mohan lifted the teapot, poured two bowls of tea, and pushed one cup to Li Liqian.

"Well, this tea is good, fragrant, and has a sweet aftertaste."

"Not bad, right? In the morning, I saw that you just drank sour plum soup, and you didn't taste the tea. ”

"Then, Master Li, what is this?" Li Lizhi asked, pointing to peanuts.

"What's the name of Master Li Zhuang? I see that you are fifteen or sixteen years old, I am a few years older than you, you can just call me Brother Li, I will call you Brother Qin, how about it? ”

"That'...... All right. Having said that, Li Li was still a little unhappy to call this bad guy a brother.

"That's... Brother Li, what is this? ”

Li Mohan estimated that this 'Qin Le' couldn't recognize anything else except for melon seeds, so he introduced 'him' one by one:

"This is a peanut, you need to peel the shell and eat it, which is similar to the way you eat melon seeds."

"This is dried sweet potatoes, which are made by boiling sweet potatoes and cutting them into strips to dry."

"This is a small tomato, also called cherry tomatoes."

"These three things, at present, are only here, and you can't eat them anywhere else in Datang."

"Oh?" Li Liqin's eyes flashed.

"Where did you get these strange things?"

"These? It's a different species that I found from overseas countries. Li Mohan disguised.

Li Lizhi followed Li Mohan's example, peeled a peanut and put it in her mouth.

"Hmm~ o(* ̄▽ ̄*)o is crispy and delicious, and it's really delicious!"

This snack goods!

Li Mohan looked at 'him' indulging in the delicacy of peanuts, and felt amused, adding: "This peanut wine complements each other perfectly. ”

Hearing Li Mohan mention the wine, Li Lizhi waved her hand again and again.

"Brother Li, don't mention the wine, your wine is too strong, I... Little brother, I'm still uncomfortable. ”

Hehehe, really, what kind of wine does the half-sized boy drink?

Li Mohan smiled, pointed to the dried sweet potato and said, "You can taste this dried sweet potato." ”

"Well, this dried sweet potato has a sweet taste, and it is very chewy, and it is delicious! No wonder, no wonder they say this sweet potato is a sacred object. Li Li praised.

"Yes, it's a divine object, and the 'stuffy donkey' wine is also made from this sweet potato!"

"You're drinking again!"

Li Li said angrily: The peanut shell in her hand threw it at Li Mohan's face.

"Hahahaha" Li Mohan's side face flashed, thinking that it was really interesting to tease this jade-faced little student.

"Then, Brother Li, what is this cherry tomatoes?"

"Oh, didn't you just say it, this is a small tomato, the volcanic snow scene you ate during the banquet, it is a tomato slice mixed with sugar, this is also a tomato, but it is small and sweeter."

Li Lizhi picked one up and put it in her mouth and bit it, and sure enough, it was that taste.

One after another, I ate half a plate of cherry tomatoes.

Then I started eating dried sweet potatoes and peanuts again.

Li Mohan was just drinking tea and knocking melon seeds, looking at Li Liqian's greedy cat appearance, smiling and shaking his head. This little brother is really a snack guy, he is a person from the past, and he knows that Tebi is easy to get hungry at this age.

Maybe it was because she was in too much of a hurry to eat, or because she was eating too much, Li Lizhi actually let out a fart.

In the stillness of the night, where a needle could be heard, the sound was particularly loud.

"Poof" Li Mohan squirted out the tea in his mouth, pointed at Li Lizhi and laughed.

Li Lizhen was so embarrassed, she couldn't wait to take a brick and slap it on Li Mohan's face.

She blushed and said angrily, "What's so funny! You don't fart! ”

Li Mohan pinched his nose and said with a smile: "Yes, as the saying goes, 'Farts are the breath of life, how can there be any reason not to let go.'" Those who let it go are proud, and those who hear it are dejected.'

"Flutter", Li Lizhi was amused by him, and said not funny. "You man! I didn't see you down. ”

Li Mohan also smiled: "Hahaha, Brother Qin is really smart, and his reaction is not slow, I think of a story for my brother." ”

"What good story can you have?!" Although Li Lizhi said this, she pricked up her ears and listened carefully.

Li Mohan raised his voice lightly, searching for the famous story in his memory of laughing Lin Guangji in his memory, and told it eloquently: "

"A show is counted, go to see the king of Hades, the king of Hades even let out a fart, Xiucai is a fart ode and said: "Towering golden buttocks, promoting treasures, vaguely the sound of silk and bamboo (2), imitating the taste of musk, the subordinate is down, and it is not so sweet." "The king of Hades is overjoyed, increases his life for ten years, and immediately puts it back in the yang world. Ten years is over, goodbye Hades. This Xiucai's ambition stretched, Wangsen Luodian swayed up, the king of Hades asked who it was, and the little ghost replied: "It's the Xiucai who makes fart articles." ”

"Hahaha"

Li Lizhi laughed so hard that she pointed at Li Mohan and teased: "

"You're a man, what a loss! I see, this fart article was written by you on a fart show, right? ”

Li Mohan looked innocent.

"Where do I have that talent, I'm not even a child."

Li Lizhi pretended to be suddenly enlightened:

"That's right, it's weird to be admitted to a child for doing this kind of fart article! It's light if it's not beaten out by the county school. ”

"Hahahaha, Brother Qin really knows me." Li Mohan gave her a thumbs up.

He raised the tea bowl and said, "Come, replace wine with tea for my brother, and toast you for this fart show." ”

Li Lizhi retched and scolded with a smile: "You are the fart showman!" Brother Li, you have a heart, and you mention wine again! Be careful if I vomit on you again! ”

"Forget it, I'm scared of you. I can't stand you 'vomiting and diarrhea'. Li Mohan smiled and begged for mercy again and again.

Li Lizhi knew that he was making fun of her again, and threw a sweet potato fry at Li Mohan again.

"Brother Li, you are so bad! Your mouth is so bad, it's so vicious! ”

Li Mohan smiled: "I said that I am a bad person, isn't it normal to have a bad mouth?" ”

"Hmph, I know why Brother Li hasn't married yet, you are so bad, which girl is willing to marry you?!" Li Lizhi said.

"You don't know that, do you?" Men are not bad, women are not loved', you see my daughter-in-law, she loves her brother to death. Li Mohan bragged.

Li Lizhen was a little speechless about this. During the day, she could see very clearly that the charming Su Ling'er was indeed obedient to Li Mohan. She felt a little sour in her heart.

"That's... That's when she's blind and blinded by you! Besides, you're the first to get the moon near the water. ”

Li Mohan put away his smile, thought for a while and said:

"Maybe. If you hadn't met me first, but met a jade-faced Langjun like Pan An like you like Brother Qin Xian, maybe there would really be nothing wrong with me. ”

"What's the matter, Brother Li will make fun of his little brother. I see that my sister-in-law is dead set on you, she has you in her heart, I am afraid that it will be difficult for others to enter her heart again. Besides, Brother Li, I'm going to say two things to you, don't you think that women in the world like little white faces, you look down on people like this, I am sorry for my sister-in-law.

"Cut, half-size, you seem to know a lot about women. How old are you, and you spend all day thinking about women's psychology? Could it be that you have already tasted what a woman tastes like? ”

"What nonsense are you talking about! I didn't! Li Li argued.

Li Mohan looked incredulous.

"You little white face, don't talk about women, I'm afraid men will be tempted when they see it. I dare to say that if you were born in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, there would be nothing to do with Longyangjun. ”

"Brother Li, you're talking nonsense again!" Li Li asked.

"I'm not talking nonsense, to be honest, thanks to my brother, I'm a straight man, and if you change someone else, you'll be in trouble."

"A dog can't spit ivory out of his mouth! Can't you just say something else? ”

Li Lizhi simply ignored him and ate refreshments by herself.

"Are you really, what can men talk about in private? Drinking, bragging, and talking about women. Isn't it? ”

"Uh~ yes... Also. That's why I said you're vulgar. You don't want to talk about ambition or something? Li Li asked.

"Ambition?"

"That's right, what ambition does Brother Li have."

"Didn't I say it all before? Wife and children hot kang head. Li Mohan replied casually.

"Phew, vulgar, superficial!" Li Lizhen's face was full of disdain.

Li Mohan cleared his throat and said with a smile: "Say I'm vulgar and superficial? Well, I'll be more civil. ”

"I'm listening," Li Lizhi listened.

"Listen up. The grand ambition of the brother is: to wake up the world's money, drunk and lying on the knees of beauties. ”

"Phew! Are you embarrassed to say? You stinky rascal! Just know you can't spit out ivory! Li Lizhi threw a handful of melon seeds in Li Mohan's face, but this time he didn't hide, anyway, it was not lethal.

"Hahaha, brother Xian, you scolded me for being a dog again! Come, tea, tea! ”

"Brother Li, to be serious, what do you want?"

"Be a groom every day, change the bride every night, there are mothers-in-law all over the country!"

"you! You think beautifully! ”

"If you don't want something beautiful, isn't life boring?"

"Seriously, don't be so shapeless!"

"Don't pretend, brother Xian, don't you think so? It's all men, what are you pretending to be Megumi Yanagishita? You can't fool others to deceive me, you see how old you are, you study women's psychology all day long, what kind of thoughts can you hide from me? ”

"What is women's psychology? Brother Li, your mouth stinks! ”

"What stinks? I've brushed my teeth! ”

"It stinks! Squirting feces all over your mouth! ”

"Have you eaten? How else do you know! ”

"You bastard, do you have such a brother? Just know to bully me."

"That's how we all grew up!"

......

......

The two of them chatted and teased each other, and before they knew it, Dongfang had already revealed the whiteness of the fish's belly.

The two actually chatted all night.