Chapter 31: Love Poetry Competition

With a "ding" sound, the system prompt sounded again.

"Congratulations to the host, you successfully poked the basket and rewarded 15,000 points"

"Congratulations to the host, the total number of points is 52,000 points, and the body can be repaired. Do you want to redeem points?"

Li Mohan chose to exchange without hesitation.

"Congratulations to the host, restored to majesty. The points have been redeemed, and there are currently 2000 points left, and 1000 points can be exchanged for 60 points for music skills, is it redeemable? ”

Li Mohan, who had recovered his physical function, was in a good mood, thinking that he could use it for a while, so he immediately agreed to exchange for music skills.

"Congratulations to the host, there are 1000 points remaining. Redeem 60 points for music skills. ”

[Host: Li Mohan]

[Points: 1000 points]

[Force value: 85 points]

[Strength: 85 points]

[Endurance: 85 points]

[Ordnance manufacturing technology: 30 points]

[Military Skill: 50 points]

[Agricultural Technology: 60 points]

[Music Skill: 60 points]

Although Li Mohan does not feel obvious changes in his body now, except for the system being relatively pitted, the things that are exchanged for points have never been genuine, and he is very confident in this. Rarely, he has a lot less resentment towards the system.

"System, can you tell me why it was so easy to get 15,000 points? I want to know how I stabbed this son. Would you like to satisfy my curiosity? ”

"Host, it's rare that you didn't let me go today, I can only tell you that in the upstairs room, there is a woman named Hou Haitang."

"Nani? Hou Haitang? The prince's fiancΓ©e, Hou Junji's daughter? Li Mohan was dizzy for a while, this is too pitiful, right? A poem offended the prince, the prince of Chen Guo, the prince of Chen, and the old man Yu Shinan, this is too sad, right?

It seems that these 15,000 points are not much, but they are really not much. Lou Zi stabbed it big enough, and he was going to have a big head again.

And the system seems to be very interesting to disappear, and TM slips away, slips away!

"Sixteen brides and sixty langs, with pale hair and red makeup. The mandarin ducks are made into a double night, and a pear flower presses the begonia. ”

"Last night, the rain was sparse and the wind was sudden, and the heavy sleep did not kill the wine, and I borrowed the questionnaire curtain people, but the begonias are still the same, do you know? Did you know? It should be green, fat, red and thin. ”

The eldest Sun Ting on the second floor read the two poems that Li Mohan had just copied and fell into intoxication.

I said in my heart, poetry is good poetry, people, phew, people are not good people!

No, that begonia poem is also an indecent poem. An unscrupulous stinky boy, a decently written poem!

The eldest grandson Chong looked proud, and said with a smile:

"It's okay now, this kid's poem offended Hou Haitang, so can Hou Junji and the prince spare him? Hmph, let you go against our eldest grandson's family, you deserve it! ”

Changsun Ting, who was pondering Li Mohan's poem, was shocked when she heard this.

"Brother, what do you say? Have you forgotten what Aya said? Don't go against Li Mohan. I know you feel sorry for those fifteen shops, but Aya said that the shops were worth losing. Don't take matters into your own hands. ”

The eldest grandson Chong said disapprerovingly: "I know, I know, I just don't interfere." Anyway, it's not me who is dealing with him, so I'll just watch the show. ”

Hearing him say this, Changsun Ting breathed a sigh of relief. But when he thought of Hou Junji's character, he was inexplicably worried about Li Mohan.

When Li Mohan was sitting on the seat, Su Ling'er reached over with a small hand and pinched the flesh on his waist, and said hatefully in his mouth:

"You big villain, what kind of bullshit poetry are you doing, it's not serious! I knew you were going to learn badly when you came to a place like this! ”

Su Mu shook his head.

"You kid, you're a bit of a ghost! However, Ling'er did the right thing, she should wind this kid! ”

"Brother, help!" Li Mohan asked Li Lizhen for help, but saw Li Lizhen stunned.

Li Lizhi stood by and rolled her eyes at him:

"Do it yourself, do it yourself!"

Of course, Su Ling'er wouldn't really want to pinch Li Mohan to death, but she let go of her little hand and said to Li Mohan angrily:

"Do you think I punished you for writing that indecent poem? Hum! You wrote songs for that Turkic princess, and poems for the fox girls here, why don't you see what poems and songs you wrote for me? Even if, even if it's not... Less serious, I like to listen to it too. ”

Li Mohan's heart fluttered, and he reached out to grab Su Linger's soft and said:

"Good girl! I have a lot of poems to read to you, and I have a lot of songs to sing to you, as long as you like to listen, I will read them to you and sing them to you. ”

"Then you should read it and listen to it."

A sour and astringent voice behind him said coldly, but who is it not Li Liqing?

"Brother Xian, don't make trouble!" Li Mohan said angrily.

Su Linger greatly appreciated Li Liqian's assist.

"yes, read it quickly. Don't coax me! ”

"Okay then." Li Mohan hung his head helplessly, in the eyes of Li Liqing, Su Ling'er and others, he seemed to be thinking hard. And Li Mohan is actually thinking about which celebrity's masterpiece to plagiarize to coax his little wife, and by the way, he repents in his heart.

Brother Qin Guan, I'm sorry.

I saw Li Mohan raise his head and look at Su Linger's beautiful eyes, but he couldn't see enough.

"As soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win countless in the world. If the love between the two is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight? ”

"Ah" Su Ling'er withdrew a pair of small hands from Li Mohan's clutches and exclaimed.

Li Lizhi almost exclaimed in surprise.

They were all blown away by the poem, as if their hearts had been struck with a sledgehammer.

The heart of a girl has no resistance to such love words.

The two fell in an instant.

Su Mu closed his eyes, carefully savored the beautiful artistic conception of this poem, and even the bits and pieces of his young and deceased wife appeared in front of him, with old tears in his eyes.

Li Mohan's voice was not loud, except for a few people at the table, and Cheng Zhimo, who was nearby, could hear it clearly.

Although Cheng Chumo didn't know how to write and ink, he was also captured by this poem, so he thought this poem was good. He couldn't tell how good it was, but it was deeply imprinted in his mind just because he could listen to it once, this poem was absolutely good!

Can it be bad? You don't see, as soon as this poem came out, Su Linger had already gently leaned her head on Li Mohan's shoulder like a bird, and repeated these four lines of poetry over and over again in her mouth.

Li Lizhi almost showed her daughter's appearance. After trying his best to shock his mind, he stretched out his fist and hit Li Mohan on the shoulder, and scolded with a smile:

"You big liar, you really can coax women, a few lines of poetry will clean up your sister-in-law. Yours is it! ”

Li Mohan patted her on the shoulder and said, "Little meaning, I'll pass you a few hands back." Make sure you fall in love with the woman you like. ”

Li Lizhi responded with her mouth, but she was extremely lonely in her heart.

What about mine? What about mine?

Ash Nayun has songs, Su Linger has poems, and even the fox spirit Sun Yueyao has two songs. When are you going to write me something?

Seeing the intimate appearance of Li Mohan and Su Linger, she was angry, shook the wine jug and there was no more wine, so she simply grabbed the jar of wine at the foot of Cheng Mo at the adjacent table, and slowly poured a bowl.

"Brother Qin has a good amount of alcohol!" Li Mohan praised it, but unexpectedly, the horse's fart slapped on the horse's feet, Li Lizhi didn't appreciate his affection at all, and watched him and Su Ling'er sprinkle dog food there.

In Gongsun Yueyao's room, Hou Haitang finally calmed down. Lian'er came up and asked what the second question should be, and brought poems written by Lu Lin and Li Mohan.

Yu Shinan was still angry, so he crumpled the two pieces of paper and threw them on the ground without looking at them.

"Hmph, if you don't behave properly, no matter how good your poem is, it's useless!"

In fact, after Hou Haitang cried, the unhappiness suppressed in his heart had been swept away, and looking back, he couldn't help but make a big fuss. After all, today is Gongsun Yueyao's big day, and it is not good for me to be petty like this and disturb my best friend's big event.

Gongsun Wushuang actually wanted to pick up Li Mohan's poem back, but because of his girlfriend's face, he couldn't stretch out his hand.

Hou Haitang wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, walked over by himself, bent down to pick up the crumpled manuscript paper, and unfolded it flat.

In any case, this "Dream Order" written by Li Mohan himself is still a rare masterpiece.

Hou Haitang put Lu Lin's piece of paper aside, carefully flattened the piece of paper written by Li Mohan, and his eyes were full of brilliance.

"Father-in-law, this poem ......"

As if he hadn't heard it, Yu Shinan wrote the second question on the red paper and handed it to Lian'er to take out.

As her name suggests, Lian'er is like a hibiscus out of the water, she took the second question, walked quickly from the third floor to the lobby on the first floor, and showed the topic to everyone.

"The second question, write love poems."

Everyone began to beat the abdomen, searching the intestines and scraping the stomach, looking for words and phrases that could move the hearts of beauties.

It's just that this time, no one dares to provoke Li Mohan's table, and even the two tables of Cheng Chumo and others have no one to provoke.

Everyone knows that they lost the first question. can only hope that the future can play well, and it is not yet known to turn the tide.

Seeing that Li Mohan is in a good way, and he still hurts people without dirty words, no one wants to touch his head anymore.

Li Mohan, who is enjoying you and me with Su Linger at the moment, how can you have the leisure to write poems.

After a while, someone had already made it, and in order to seize the opportunity, he hurriedly stood up and read it out to Lian'er:

"There are beauties in Chang'an, which affect the hearts of thousands of people. If you don't see it, it's hard to swallow three meals. ”

As soon as this guy finished reading, he was kicked aside.

"What's that? Bullshit! ”

"Hey, listen to me."

Another man dressed as a boy shook his head and groaned:

"The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, and it is difficult to change a sweetheart. Where are you, sweetheart, I am sad that I can't find you. ”

"That one just now doesn't make sense, you don't understand bullshit! Get down! ”

The man retreated again in a gloomy mood amid the shouts of the crowd.

"There are stars in the sky, and there is light in the stars, and you can know the joy of the heart. Jun is like a scale in my heart, what am I in my heart? ”

"Hahahaha, this one is clear, it's a fart! Fork out! ”

……

……

Lian'er couldn't help but shake her head when she heard this, and many people laughed.

Dude, are you sure you're here to compose poetry, not to be funny?

Mr. Yu Shinan on the third floor was almost sent away by these crooked poems, laughing so hard that he couldn't even cry out for a stomachache.

"The soul falls into the forgotten river and does not remember the spring, and there are no roots and shoots. The flowers on the other side are red like fire, half of the poems and half of the king!"

Lu Lin lightly fanned the folding fan, confidently read out his carefully made poem, and handed over the manuscript paper to Lian'er.

"Good poetry! Good poetry! Many people can't help but admire, not only because of his identity, but also because this poem is really good.

I have to say, this guy is really a bit talented.

Lian'er couldn't help but nod her head and accepted the manuscript paper. When they looked at everyone again, most of them lowered their heads, and they were already impressed by Lu Lin's poems. Some of them have already been written, and they have also secretly put away the manuscript paper, so they will not come out to offer ugliness.

Gongsun Yueyao, who was behind the window on the third floor, only glanced at Lu Lin, and then turned to Li Mohan. But I saw that this heartless person who killed a thousand knives was feeding each other with Su Ling'er there, and he was shameless.

In fact, everywhere in this Pingkang Fang, there are more shameless things than this, but Gongsun Yueyao just can't get used to Li Mohan and Su Ling'er's appearance.

was inexplicably irritable in her heart, Li Mohan didn't care about this topic, the more annoying Gongsun Wushuang became, the more annoyed she was, and even Hou Haitang shook her hand away.

Lian'er saw that no one handed over the work, and was about to announce that Lu Lin had won the second game, when Cheng Chumo stood up.

If it were someone else, he would have endured it, but it was Lu Lin, who had always been against him, and Cheng Chumo would never let him come out on top.

"Hmph, just like you, you also deserve to be called a love poem?"

Lu Lin saw that it was not Li Mohan who stood up and made trouble, but Cheng Chumo, and his heart was very relaxed. Domineering looked at Cheng Chu and said silently:

"What? You, a soldier, are also coming to compose poems? I don't know what General Cheng has to do? Listen to my son! ”

Cheng Chumo was a little embarrassed for a while. After all, he plagiarized Li Mohan, how could he not hear Lu Lin's ridicule of himself in and out of his words, now that it is difficult to ride a tiger, his brain is hot, and he can't control it so much.

"Then you kid just wash your ears and put them up and listen."

"As soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win countless in the world. If the love between the two is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight? ”

"Ahh Lian'er exclaimed, the manuscript paper in her hand fell to the ground, and Lu Lin's poem, which she thought was a masterpiece just now, suddenly became unfragrant.

The eldest Sun Ting on the second floor looked eagerly at Li Mohan, that nasty, charming face! It's him, it must be him.

The eldest grandson Ting didn't believe that this was done by Cheng Chumo.

Gongsun Yueyao and Hou Haitang on the third floor were also hit by this poem and were stunned.

The old man Yu Shinan, who was almost sent away, was pulled back from before the ghost gate was closed by these four beautiful verses, and he just cursed there: Stinky boy! Bastard boy!

Lu Lin looked at Li Mohan angrily, and then stared at Cheng Chumo.

"You wrote this poem?"

Cheng Chumo saw Lu Lin's deflated look, and his heart was relieved, his goal was achieved.

"Haha, of course, of course I didn't write it. That's what my brother Li just wrote to my sister-in-law, I'm just using it, uh, angry with you! ”

"You ......" Lu Lin's face was flushed, and he was angry for a while.

And when Cheng Chumo personally admitted that it was Li Mohan who did it, everyone was relieved.

Some women like Changsun Ting and Gongsun Yueyao heard that this was a poem written by Li Mohan to his wife, but their hearts were sour.

Especially Gongsun Yueyao, she was even more angry. is obviously a poetry club held by himself, but this Li Mohan, two poems were given to Hou Haitang (although one crooked poem is not very serious), and one was given to Su Linger, but he put his protagonist aside. Not only that, but he was also misunderstood and humiliated by him, how can he swallow this breath?

She is very confident in her appearance and her talents. She thought that she was no worse than that Su Ling'er, why didn't he even say anything to herself?

This aroused her strong fighting spirit.

By the way, didn't he also write a song? To that Turkic princess. How can a Turkic woman compare to a woman from the Central Plains? Hmph, Li Mohan, I just want to conquer you and make you fall under the pomegranate skirt of my grandson Yueyao.

Thinking of this, she summoned Lian'er and instructed her to go down to the third question.