I'm going to crash.

I'm going to be crazy if I keep going like this.

Xu Rongchan is worthy of being the queen mother's right-hand man, if it weren't for my father who was far away in Biluo City, I would like to ask him to ask the saint to crown her as the first grandmother of Jingyang.

She said that I didn't stand and sit together, I didn't sit down, my limbs were not diligent and I didn't distinguish between grains, my food was like a dog, my voice was as high as a chicken's crowing, and I didn't have the wonderful idea of embroidering a girl, and I was far away from the skillful hands of Ding Ding...... In short, it has nothing to do with everyone's girlfriends, don't mention what to do Princess Yu, and even the title of Dingyuan Marquis is not worthy.

She felt that she had a great responsibility and a sense of mission, and vowed to make me a leader in the circle of celebrities in Beijing.

I told her that she didn't have to work so hard, I was now the leader among the leaders in the circle of celebrities in the capital, and when I stood on the street, with this ugly face, which one didn't know that I was traveling to Zimo, and which one was not three feet away from me?

She probably felt that what I said was reasonable, and went into the palace to see the Queen Mother after a moment of silence.

I guess Xu Rongchan is about to tell the Queen Mother that she can't take this job, how can she still have the energy to serve a master like me who is not doing anything and causing trouble.

When Xu Rongchan entered the palace for half a day, I was so happy that I wanted to go to heaven.

Obviously, I underestimated Xu Rongchan's enthusiasm for reforming me, she probably thought that if she successfully reformed me, she would be able to leave a name in history, so she went to the Queen Mother to ask Yizhi to say that no matter how she beat and scolded me, the Queen Mother would forgive her for her innocence.

The Queen Mother agreed, and by the way, she sent two grandmothers to assist her in beating and scolding me together.

No, why did she scold me for asking the Queen Mother? Why should the Queen Mother forgive her sins?! If she can't raise her godfather, she should ask her father! No, why did she beat and scolded me? My dad didn't even touch a finger of me! Still beating and scolding me?! It's not your own birth, it's not distressing at all, is it?

The third brother patted me on the shoulder and said, "People are under the eaves, so I have to bow my head." ”

I looked at the three grandmothers with big watery eyes, trying to awaken their deep conscience: "Aunties, how about replacing sticks with needles?" ”

Wang Dazui, the storyteller of Biluocheng, once said that there are many tortures in the palace, one of which is to prick those disobedient palace maids with needles, so that there is no bleeding, no bruises, no scars, and it can make people feel painful.

Leaving no scars is secondary, and I'm used to being dyed with ink anyway, so this kind of torture is not worth mentioning to me.

Xu Rongchan didn't respond, and a slightly younger grandmother next to her took out one from her back, a porcelain pillow.

"Huh? How did my aunt know that I wanted to change my pillow? "I couldn't help but be overjoyed," the sun was getting hotter, and the pillow was so stuffy that I had a rash on the back of my neck from sleeping. ”

Xu Rongchan said: "In the future, please ask the young lady to walk with the porcelain pillow on her head, if the porcelain pillow falls, you are not allowed to eat." ”

…… Aunt Rong Chan, obediently stay in Jinshou Palace, eat fasting and chant Buddha with the Queen Mother, feel life, sit and watch the clouds roll up, isn't it fragrant?

I've been walking with a porcelain pillow on my head for three days, and the porcelain pillow weighs at least five pounds, and I'm not allowed to take it off at any other time except for eating and sleeping.

During the period, I intentionally or unintentionally wanted to break the porcelain pillow, Xu Rongchan advised me not to waste my efforts, it is the porcelain pillow of the characteristics of the official kiln, marble and jade and clay firing, the texture is hard and cool and smooth, practice manners during the day, make pillows at night, and can be used as a weapon when encountering bandits, which is a must-have product for going out at home.

She also said that even if my internal strength is broken, there are many more in the Queen Mother, and they are inexhaustible.

Tsk, it's great to have a backstage.

What I look forward to the most every day is to go to the front yard to find ink and dye to prick me with needles.

Before, it was because it could detoxify, but now it's because it's so nice to meet an acquaintance!

Of course, this is also what I have begged for a long time, Xu Rongchan originally disagreed, I told her that this needle does not work, if the toxins in my body are not suppressed, I am very likely to travel west before marrying the five princes, it doesn't matter if I die, but the people in Beijing will say that the five princes will kill their wives before they pass the door, and who will dare to marry their daughters to him in the future.

This is a matter of royal reputation, and it is necessary to be far-sighted and take care of what men and women are in charge of.

So I went to find ink light dyeing with a porcelain pillow, and the third brother laughed angrily, and the ink light dyeing was okay, but my hands were shaking so much that I couldn't find the acupuncture points, which made me hurt.

Because I always drop the porcelain pillow on the ground, Xu Rongchan always punishes me for not eating, and I search for food every time I go to the ink light dye, but unfortunately this pervert never hides snacks, and every time I eat the leftover steamed buns, the third brother will quietly stuff me with something to eat, but Xu Rongchan always makes people stare at it, and I dare not eat, I often feel hungry.

In order to prevent the porcelain pillow from falling down further, I found two ropes to tie it to the top of my head.

Xu Rongchan admired my ingenuity very much and warned me that if the porcelain pillow was slightly off, I would not eat.

It's so difficult for me to starve to death for the daughter of the dignified Marquis.

I said to Mo lightly: "Brother Yi, I will elope with you, if you take me out, I am willing to test poison for you for the rest of my life." ”

I saw another grandmother named Rong Juan sent by the Queen Mother and said, "It will be exterminated." ”

Mo Qingran didn't care: "I am an orphan, without a father, a mother and a clan. ”

Rong Juan said: "Mr. is now the righteous son of the Marquis of Dingyuan, and the clansmen of the Marquis of Dingyuan are also the clansmen of Mr. ”

…… Daddy, is this ruthless and even a pit for himself?

Mo lightly said: "There seems to be a dark red between Mama's eyebrows, why don't I prescribe some self-cultivation recipes for you?" ”

Rong Juan didn't appreciate it: "Sir, let's treat Miss well." ”

I said, "Aunt Rongjuan, he is very powerful, you see that I am a person who should have died a long time ago, and it was all up to him to hang my life." ”

Rong Juan glanced at the silver needle that was dripping with pus, and it seemed to be loose.

Mo Qingran glanced at her casually and said, "Has Grandma recently felt dizzy and palpitations, insomnia and tinnitus, often wakes up at night and has night sweats all over her body?" ”

Rong Juan was taken aback, and her tone changed slightly: "How does Mr. know?" ”

Mo Qingran did not answer, but still asked, "Do you often feel anxious, irritable and forgetful?" ”

Rong Juan's attitude changed greatly: "Exactly, Mr. has a medicine to solve?" ”

Mo Qingran went into the house and tinkered for a while, and came out with a teacup: "This is a chronic disease, you need to calm down, so that you can recuperate, Mama can drink this medicine, and write the prescription on Mama later." ”

Rong Juan did not doubt him, and drank it all.

I said, "Five, four, three, two......"

Rong Juan fell in response.

I said excitedly: "Brother Yi, you are too powerful, how do you know her illness?" ”

"It's just the normal behavior of a woman when she is desperate," Mo Qingran urged: "You hurry up, I'll go divert the attention of Yulin Army, there is a tree behind the Xiping Gate, there is a jujube tree that grows taller, you can climb up the wall, Ziqian and the carriage are waiting for you behind the wall." ”

I nodded, and I went separately from Mo Qingran, and ran for a while to reach the Xiping Gate that Mo Qingran said, and if there were really several trees, I could regain my freedom by climbing the thick jujube tree!

But before you do that, you have to think about how to climb up.

I can't help but feel that my body is really not as good as before, if I used to be able to turn over with a light click, now I can only forget the tree and sigh.

The jujube tree was pruned straight, apparently to prevent thieves from climbing the wall.

Fortunately, there were a few peach trees next to it, so I just had to climb the peach tree, and with my light skills, I could reach the jujube tree without internal strength.

Just do it!

I climbed to the peach tree closest to the jujube tree, only to feel sweaty all over my body, panting, I raised my eyes to measure the distance, I felt almost, I was about to jump, I heard a clear voice above my head: "Miss Four, where are you going?" ”

I only felt that my heart was sinking like a stone, and I wanted to beat that person to death, but I could only laugh and say: "His Royal Highness King Yu, where do you not meet in life!" ”

An Chengyan stood on the courtyard wall and looked down at me and said, "It's not, I didn't expect that the fourth lady also has a hobby of climbing over the wall." ”

I laughed so hard that my face was about to cramp: "His Royal Highness King Yu misunderstood, I saw that this peach was ripe, so I specially picked a few and sent them to His Royal Highness King Yu." ”

An Chengyan said: "Well, Cheng Rui likes to eat peaches the most, originally he was sent to this yard to call him to eat, but they didn't dare to come when they were requisitioned by the Ministry of Industry a month ago, so the king had to pick them himself." ”

This house was originally his? Why do I smell conspiracy?!

I heard Fuxiang shouting next door: "Your Highness, have you ever picked a peach?" Do you want a minion to go over? ”

An Chengyan shouted: "No! This king and the fourth lady will talk for a while! ”

…… Can you be louder? Let the whole Imperial Capital come to visit you and climb the wall!

Fu Xiang said happily: "Huh? The princess is also there? Then you invite the princess to come over to eat peaches together, and the slave will move the ladder! ”

An Chengyan said: "Fourth Miss doesn't want to eat peaches, she wants to escape ......"

I hurriedly shouted, "Fuxiang—I'll go right away!" ”

The panicked footsteps are getting closer and closer, and the third brother should have heard my voice too, and when he learned that the plan had failed, he would also withdraw according to the previous agreement.

I was so frustrated, I reached out and grabbed a peach and threw it to An Chengyan: "His Royal Highness King Yu, have you heard that there is a saying that you can't see through or don't say it thoroughly, or are you a good friend?" ”

An Chengyan grabbed the peach, seemed to dislike the hair on it, frowned slightly, and said, "Fourth Miss is still so interesting when she speaks." ”

Funny, you big-headed ghost!

At this time, Xu Rongchan, Debao and Yu Linjun arrived with Mo Qingran, An Chengyan smiled at the corner of his mouth, and simply sat on the courtyard wall to watch the excitement: "Doctor Mo, what's wrong with you?" ”

Everyone greeted him first, and Xu Rongchan was angry: "Fourth Miss, if you want to go out of the house and talk to the slave maid, why do you want to kill someone?" ”

I said inexplicably, "When did I kill someone?" ”

"Rongjuan ......"

"Aunt Rongjuan is not feeling well, I asked my brother-in-law to prescribe her a prescription to calm her nerves and replenish her brain, and she fell asleep after drinking," I looked at Xu Rongchan with a smile, "Aunt Rongchan, you are all the heart of the Queen Mother, kill her?" I can't wait to offer you as bodhisattvas! ”

Someone said a few words in Xu Rongchan's ear, thinking that Rongjuan had woken up, she breathed a long sigh of relief, and softened her tone to me: "Fourth Miss, come down, climb the tree with a porcelain pillow and don't be too tired to panic." ”

Porcelain pillow?!

I said how could I move so hard, but I didn't take this porcelain pillow off! Mistakes, major mistakes!!

I was so annoyed that the ink looked at me with a look of resentment.

The third brother came in from outside, with a surprised face: "What are you doing here?" Brother-in-law, what's wrong with you? ”

I secretly admire the third brother, he is so good at acting.

An Chengyan kindly explained: "Third Young Master, Doctor Mo wanted to harm Mama Rong Juan, and was caught by Aunt Rong Chan, Mama Rong Juan is a second-class Shangyi, if the Queen Mother knows...... Good luck, Dr. Mo. ”

Is this threatening us?

The third brother was unmoved: "How could His Royal Highness King Yu be here?" ”

"Can't the third young master see it?" An Chengyan smiled brightly, like a spring breeze, "This king and the fourth lady haven't seen each other for a long time, and they are pouring out their longing for each other." ”

Me: "Poof......"

Xu Rongchan has really seen the world, and her face did not move: "That is the case, His Royal Highness King Yu and Miss should come down together, and the slave maid will order people to prepare more meals to relieve your lovesickness." ”

…… The master has made a move, and it is really a trick.

Over there, Fuxiang shouted at the top of his voice: "Your Highness! Lunch is ready, you call the princess to eat! ”

An Chengyan said: "You bring Cheng Rui to the Dingyuan Marquis Mansion, and dine with the fourth lady today!" ”

Fuxiang seemed to be very happy: "Minion, let's go-"

It's not polite to drag the family with you......

Xu Rongchan asked people to put the ink lightly away, looked up and said to me: "Miss, come down quickly, isn't it uncomfortable to hang on it?" ”

The third brother also said, "Aren't you hungry?" ”

I felt that my stomach was deflated, and I finally felt that the third brother was right, so I bowed my head.

How can a man skip a meal?

I was about to go down from the peach tree, but the porcelain pillow was too heavy, and as soon as I bowed my head, the whole person was taken down, and my feet were empty!

"Ahh

I screamed, I thought my head was going to bloom, but when I landed on the ground, I felt that my body was soft, and there was a painful muffled sound above my head...... Hey? Didn't you put on a mat?

Xu Rongchan's iceberg face panicked: "His Royal Highness King Yu!" ”

Everyone immediately hurriedly helped me up, and sure enough, the king was lying under me, and he was stunned by the porcelain pillow on top of my head!

This is a big disaster!

Concubine Xian's wish to kill An Chengyan for many years is actually going to be fulfilled by me?!

Mo Qingran hurriedly checked his pulse, pinched people, I panicked, tears poured out of my eyes like beads with broken threads!

I saw An Chengyan wake up slowly, covering his head and looking at me resentfully: "You Zimo, do you know what the crime of mutilating the emperor's heir and murdering your husband is?" ”

I hugged him and laughed, "Aren't you dead!" ”

He said, "Can you put away the murder weapon on your head?" ”