Even later Mr. Lu Xun had a famous article "On "Fucking", swearing and profound, like the profound Chinese language and literature, also has a long history and a long heritage, but the most golden period of its development began in the Song Dynasty, reached its peak in the Ming and Qing dynasties, and in the Han Dynasty, it was still in an implicit embryonic stage.

Like the Xiang Rat in the "Book of Songs" who compares people to mice, and the famous sentence of Zhuge Villager, who scolded Wang Houben's Wang Lang to death, I have never seen such a brazen person! It's already the pinnacle of swear words in this era! At this level, the era of the Internet keyboard warrior with Wang Hou's trolls is simply called how the light of rice grains competes with the sun and the moon.

But scolding is to try to insult and belittle the other party, and do your best to make the other party angry, if you don't even have this unlucky insulted person, even if the mouth blooms lotus ......, what about the mouth squirting manure tank? If you can't hear it, you won't be angry, so in the curious eyes of Cao Cao and Chen Deng on the snow mountain, Wang Hou didn't say a word of scolding, but now he kept putting it there.

"Lu Xuzhou is available? Under the king's thickness! I visited you in the first place! ”

"It's my little king!"

"Wen Hou, Xiao Wang, I'm here to visit you!"

"Oh? It's Xiao Wang! ”

Before Wang Hou could scold, he seemed to have suffered a loss first, and a strong magnetic and neutral voice was also a little smiling, and suddenly sounded at the West City Gate.

Such a grandson is not dressed in vain, and when he heard that Wang Hou, the master of the group, was coming, Lu Bu was really arrogant and took his halberd and appeared at the gate of Xiapi City.

Not to mention, Wang Hou's popularity is really good, and in the society, Brother Lu remembers that he didn't say it, and even took the initiative to say hello to him.

"Oh? You! Someone remembers! What will you do? Could it be that the thief Cao is already starving, desperate, and has come to the end of the road, so let you come to sue for peace! Ha! Yes! For the sake of your Wang Tuqiu's face, a certain family can spare his life! ”

is worthy of being the first brave man in the world, which is completely different from the several times he wanted to surrender in the romance, until now, Lu Bu is still unstoppable and full of momentum, and the cold air that laughed loudly seemed to be buzzing, this momentum, Yu Yu, who was originally full of confidence, couldn't help but change his complexion slightly, and Zhao Yun's relaxed appearance was also slightly restrained.

However, just when all the Cao Jun were waiting for Wang Hou's righteous words to refute the war and scold the war, Wang Hou actually pretended to be his grandson in public, still holding his fists, and his old face smiled as if he was about to drip honey, and bowed heavily.

"Wen Hou, that, my prime minister just got a pile of coal, and now he has eaten a hot meal, and he can't freeze for the time being, so he won't withdraw from the army for the time being, and the lower officials are their own masters, in the name of the prime minister, take some rumors from the mouth of some merchants and soldiers in Guanzhong to scold you! The prime minister is fortunate to have a big battle in the field, you have few soldiers and generals, and you can't beat the prime minister, so no matter what the subordinate says, you must not go to your heart, don't come out!! ”

"This scrap !!"

Cao Cao's beautiful beard couldn't help but tremble, and he turned his head speechlessly, this Wang Hou was too demoralizing, and now he regretted sending Wang Hou to scold the battle.

However, just when Mr. Cao was disappointed, Guo Jia, who was playing with Cao Cao's binoculars, looked at the city gate, but there was a playful smile on his face.

After all, Lu Bu is a strong man in Guanzhong! But Wang Hou's words that seemed to be very cowardly and very deflated just now emphasized one thing.

You can't beat him!

Under Lu Bu's slightly uncomfortable expression and the Fang Tian painting halberd that was unnaturally raised and fell, he was already slightly in.

But after all, it is a hero, and with a strong smile, Lu Bu also hugged his fist with Fang Tian's halberd: "Wang Tuqiu, the family you said has been recorded, rest assured, no matter what you say, Lu will not care about you!" ”

"Then the lower official will be offended!"

also hugged his fists and bowed, but then Wang Hou lowered his head without saying a word, and shouted at his own soldiers.

"Humane Lu Wenhou is capricious and insults his three family slaves! But you know what? Wen Hou was also forced to be helpless! He also had no choice! Everyone in the world has wronged Wen Hou! ”

As a typical example of a pit father, Lu Bu, who even slaughtered his two fathers-in-law, was speechless to defend himself, but he didn't expect Wang Hou to open his mouth to defend himself, for a while, he also stared at him in disbelief, this remark was too unexpected, and Yu Ban, who was next to him, was very cohesive and shouted.

"Tu Qiu Xiu wants to talk nonsense, everyone in the world knows that Lu Thief first killed his father-in-law Ding Yuan and then killed his father-in-law Dong Zhuo in order to seek fame and fortune, he is really a capricious villain, how did he become wronged again?"

Waiting for the steps, Wang Hou looked excited, and a sword finger pointed at Yu Ban's face.

"Do you know why Wen Hou killed Ding Yuan?"

"In the spring of this year, I measured the land in Puyang, and met Lu Wenhou, who was broken up because of his injuries in the battle of Yanzhou, from his mouth, Wang got a shocking secret of the year, Ding Yuan was fair and loyal, but he was a complete shameless man, this person is not only lustful, but also has an amazing disgusting habit, that is, a good man, like men!"

More than once, he had seen with his own eyes that Wen Hou was recruited into the account by the old horseman of Da Ding Yuan in the name of father and son, and then Wen Hou's painful and desperate screams came from the tent! More than once! ”

In an instant, Lu Bu on the city gate tower was dumbfounded, Wang Hou's soldiers who were watching the excitement around him were dumbfounded, and even Cao Cao, Chen Deng, Guo Jia, Yang Xiu and Cheng Yu on the siege snow mountain were all dumbfounded! Even the opposing Cao and Lu armies, one by one, who heard Wang Hou's roar, grew their mouths in disbelief.

And this lace news, this melon is so fragrant!

Just as Lu Bu was stunned, Wang Hou roared with excitement again.

"Such an insult, why didn't Wen Hou kill Ding Yuan? But at that time, he didn't do anything, but chose to forbear, and let Ding Yuan insult and violate him again and again, not because he was afraid of death, but because Wen Hou had not yet served the country with his martial arts! didn't fight for the Han Empire, he was unwilling to die so easily! ”

"Wang Tu, please talk nonsense!"

I was so angry that I almost fainted, and Lu Bu, who had just said that he would never deal with Wang Hou, had round eyes and roared angrily, but Wang Hou was louder than his roar, and the soldiers in front of him who were full of gossip fire even carried a few copper horns for him to amplify the sound, full of excitement and regret, Wang Hou suppressed Lu Bu's roar loudly, and continued to shout excitedly.

"Wen Hou, Wang knows that you are thinking of the love between father and son, to save Ding Yuan's last bit of face, but you have suffered too many grievances, today in front of the heroes of the world, Wang must say! Ding Yuan is such a beast, if you change to you, will you kill it!! ”

"Kill!"

"Kill! Kill!!! ”

It was not only Cao Jun who was fooled by Wang Hou, several Lu Jun on the city wall couldn't help but shout with a long lance, and then the furious Lu Bu directly carried Fang Tian's halberd to settle accounts with them, and Wang Hou took the opportunity to hiss and try his best to talk nonsense.

"So Wen Hou did not hesitate to kill Ding Yuan after encountering Dong Zhuo, however, God is jealous of talents, but Wen Hou is unladylike when he meets people, and Dong Zhuo is also a complete bastard!"

"You know what? Before Wen Hou threw himself into Rong Ma, there was also a beautiful and gentle lady in the township, that is, Mrs. Ren, but with Dong Zhuo's killing of the eunuchs, Wen Hou, who settled in Chang'an, was chivalrous and tender, and wanted to take Mrs. Ren who was suffering in the countryside to Chang'an for the first time, who knew about this, but encountered a disaster, halfway through, the gentle and beautiful Mrs. Ren was bumped into by the lustful Dong Zhuo, and directly snatched back the mansion and forcibly accepted her as a concubine! ”

"Even if it's persuasion left and right, that's Lu Wenhou's wife! Dong Zhuo, the beast, still doesn't listen at all, night after night! Wen Hou stood guard in the courtyard with Fang Tian's halberd, listening to his beloved woman screaming in pain under Dong Zhuo's beast, begging for help, that kind of torment, who of you can stand it? ”

"But even so, in order to stabilize the Han Dynasty, Wen Hou is still ......, hey, Wen Hou, why did you get out of the city, don't you really beat the prime minister!!"

Still hoarse there, like a singing opera, Wang Hou was still "crying unevenly" for Lu Bu, and the west gate of Picheng suddenly creaked open, and the ice poured by Chen Gong on it crackled down, and then Lu Wenhou, who was wearing a purple and gold crown, wearing chain mail, riding a red rabbit horse under his crotch, and a bloody Fang Tian painting halberd in his hand, walked out of the city gate with red eyes.

Listening to Wang Hou still talking in the vernacular, he simply roared out of his throat, roaring like a heart-rending rage.

"The King Seeks !!"

"A certain family won't kill you! Swear not to be a human !! ”

If it was Shan Tianfang's commentary, it would be the horse's hooves crackling, followed by Lu Bu, the three thousand wolf horses of Bingzhou were murderous, roaring and galloping out, and the wielding Fang Tian painting halberd, the tiger and tiger also rushed straight to Wang Hou's dog head to kill it.

"Don't say it, don't be angry! Wen Hou, you can't afford to pick your eyes! ”

There is also a story that Lu Bu's wife and Liu Bei have not yet said, Lu Bu is about to run in front of him, so frightened that Wang Hou's legs are weak, and he directly flutters and falls off the horse at once, while fluttering on the ground, he screams sadly.

"Hey! General Yu Ban, didn't you say to protect Wang? Come on!! ”

This kung fu is still reliable, the first to come back from the shock, Zhao Yun is a gentian bright silver gun, and he will go straight to meet Lu Bu on the slap, but Lu Bu is really not famous in vain, especially under the anger, the first shot of the Qifan snake probe gun in his hand has just been stabbed, and Lu Bu dodged it coldly, and the heavy halberd head smashed directly on the gun shaft of Zhao Yun's body, and he was actually slapped off the horse with a bang.

The red rabbit horse was almost more than fifty meters in the blink of an eye, and in front of Wang Hou's hollow phalanx, several personal soldiers raised halberds to fight, but they were slashed down by the lightning of his Fang Tian's halberd, and in the sound of armor breaking, there was a burst of blood.

However, Wang Hou's troops and Zhao Yun's guards were really well-trained, one group fell, and the second batch was the top of the fierce and fearless death, and they didn't want to kill anymore, and the long halberd hooked Lu Bu's Fang Tianhua halberd, entangled this terrible number one general in the world.

Angry roar again and again, but he waved the halberd left and right dozens of times and did not get rid of the entanglement of the guards, until the follow-up wolf cavalry collided, Lu Bu did not get rid of these heavy infantry, but this kung fu came back to his senses, Wang Hou was already dragging Cao Hongjie into the Cao army in a hurry, and while walking, he was still angry and then hugged his fists and apologized for something, and in front of him, the unreliable Yu Ban and Xiahou and Cao Ren led the tiger and leopard riding together, and the fierce also launched a charge.

"Wang Tuqiu, a certain will kill your !!"

With red eyes, Lu Bu did not hesitate to hold Fang Tian's halberd and rushed in that direction!! 166 Reading Network