Chapter 2 The shame of the Tang Dynasty is still the glory of the Tang Dynasty
In August of the ninth year of Wude, a strange thing happened.
200,000 Turkic iron horsemen surrounded a manor that was not even a county seat.
In the golden-domed tent that had just been erected, Jieli sat on a tiger skin chair, his eyes coldly scanning the seventeen tribal leaders below, and finally fell on Tuli and Qibi Holi.
"The capture of my army of 200,000 was robbed by such a small manor, and a princess was also robbed. And you, and you, for a whole day, failed to break through this small city. What are you eating, you have lost all the faces of our Turkic men! ”
"Great Khan, it was my mistake to be seized and robbed, if you want to punish me, it has nothing to do with Qibi He Li and General Yaerjin." Tuli blushed and stood up and said.
Qi Bi He Li also stood up and bowed and said:
"Great Khan, punish me. For the sake of treasure, grain and grass, as well as Princess Ashinayun, the second Khan of Tuli has not eaten or drunk for a day, and has been supervising the siege of the city. However, the walls of this manor were built so wickedly that the brothers attacked for a day and suffered heavy casualties, but they could not break the city. The subordinates are incompetent, please punish the Khan. ”
"Get up." Jieli said coldly, now is not the time to punish crimes, he wants to take this opportunity to clean them up, and he wants to get away with a simple punishment? He turned to Tuli again, and said bitterly:
"Money is something outside the body, and my Turkic warriors are not at ease. It's just that this princess of the clouds, she is not only your daughter of Tuli, she is also my own niece, she is the daughter of my Ashina clan, the pride of the grassland, the most beautiful flower of my grassland, and the most beautiful cloud in the sky. How could she let those lowly people of the Tang people defile her holy body? What about our Turkic men, where have you gone? ”
At this time, there was a very hoarse and extremely discordant voice coming from the city wall of Lijiazhuang?
"Husband, are you tired? Come, I have the strongest wine here, you come and drink two cups, let's talk about the love of Weng and son-in-law. You are too good to me, such a rich dowry, enough for me to squander for a while, my hot pot is ready, don't you always send me some cattle and sheep? ”
"This bastard...... Tuli didn't take a breath, and was so angry that he fainted.
"Take care of Erhan" Jieli pretended to be concerned and said, but he didn't help him, looking at Tuli's personal guards and Qibi He tried to support him and pinch him. Jieli was very happy in his heart, this Tuli was the biggest threat to him, he was very prestigious among the elders, and the tribe was the most besides him. In this southern expedition, if it weren't for Tuli and Qibi, he would have violated the law and worked hard, why would he have hated Weishui and missed a great opportunity to dominate the world.
After a while, Tuli woke up.
"Great Khan, my brother is not good, my soldiers are still far inferior to his Great Khan's own elite cavalry. I think that when Colum was there, not to mention this kind of manor, even attacking a city like Jingyang was only an hour's thing. I beg the Khan to deliver my poor daughter. The subordinate brother will definitely smear your liver and brain, and he will never give up. ”
it, it's ...... Are you doing it?
Obviously, Tuli saw through Jieli at a glance that Jieli was taking this opportunity to weaken the strength of him and Tiele Division, let's fight for both sides, you pick up the cheapest? You can do it, you can do it.
Jieli was a little unable to get off the stage for a while, just said the man's face, the words were a little full, and he was thinking about whether to symbolically send troops, and there was a neighing of people and horses outside the tent, as if a team of soldiers was about to be killed.
"Who? Without Ben Khan's order, he attacked privately? ”
At this time, a pro-soldier rushed in.
"Report~~ Qi Great Khan, His Royal Highness the Prince of the Emperor Luo Die couldn't stand the provocation of the Southern Barbarians, and began to attack the city with the cavalry of his headquarters."
"What?" Jieli rushed out of the tent, and the leaders of the other tribes also went out of the tent, and from a distance, he saw about 3,000 cavalry rushing towards the city with shouts. On the city tower, the hateful Tang man Li Mohan still repeated his old tricks, twisting Bai Huahua's ass to this side, making people want to use a bow and arrow to spin dozens of feather arrows on the ass and shoot them into a hedgehog. “
"Shameless, shameless! Kill me, I'm going to cut him with a thousand knives! ”
The immediate loss of Luo Stack commanded fiercely.
He has long coveted Ashinayun's beauty, but it was his cousin, and because of Jieli's constraints, he couldn't succeed. But now, his goddess has fallen into the hands of this thief in the city, how can he endure it?
"Be careful, the thief's bow and crossbow are powerful!" The striker Ya Erjin saw that the team was about to enter the range of the city's bow and crossbow, and hurriedly rushed to protect him in front of the lost Luo Stack.
Li Mohan in the city had already lifted his pants at this time to find a good body for a buttress cat to prevent Turkic arrows.
Ashina Yun's master and servant had already asked him to send someone to bring them back to the manor to settle down, and even if they showed their faces in the city, the mission was completed, but being tied here delayed the passage of transporting supplies. Li Mohan didn't want to see their resentful eyes.
The most important thing is that he still feels very panicked about taking off his pants in front of girls.
This time, Li Mohan did not give the order to release the arrows, but took out the fireworks he had carefully made.
This is the Liuyang flower cannon made by the skills he exchanged in the system, which was supposed to be taken out on August 15 to be lively with the villagers in Zhuangzi, but this time, it was used as a weapon.
"They don't have crossbow arrows anymore!" Without waiting for the rain of arrows, they deduced that the feather arrows in the city had almost been consumed, and their excitement was overflowing, and they watched the city wall getting closer and closer, and their faces showed hideousness!
"Kill them all!"
"Roar, roar, roar!"
On the city wall, Li Mohan asked the family to put the fireworks flat, fix the ends with stones, and light the fireworks with an order.
Whoosh, "bang"!
"Bang bang bang bang ......" Countless fireworks exploded in the charging Turkic cavalry group.
This thing is not very lethal, after all, it is not a special cannonball and bullet, but the sound is like a thunderbolt, and in the evening it carries flames, which frightens people, and even more so horses.
The war horse, which had never seen the power of fireworks, panicked and uncontrollably, and countless Turkic soldiers who had grown on horseback since childhood were thrown off their horses by the convulsed war horses and trampled to death by the horses' hooves. Not only the horses that charged, but even the war horses in this formation became agitated and scurried around.
"This, this is ......?" Outside the Golden Tent, Jieli Khan and Tuli and others, opened their mouths wide enough to stuff an egg, and watched in horror as the fireworks with flames and whistling explodes in the cavalry group, and thunder erupts.
Countless soldiers shouted in panic: "This is witchcraft, those barbarians can do witchcraft!" ”
"Retreat! Evacuate! Jieli shouted, climbed on the horse led by his own soldiers, and withdrew to the northwest under the escort of a group of guards and soldiers, and the others also mounted their horses and fled with their own men, lest they would confess themselves to this strange little town.
"Second Khan, let's withdraw first. Princess Yun has her own immortal blessings, and she will be safe and sound. If you don't leave, the people will be dispersed, and it will be over. Come on! He pulled Tuli by the hand, hurriedly mounted his horse, and chased after the fleeing men. Although Tuli was very unwilling, in the face of the unpredictable witchcraft, the fear in his heart overcame his love for his daughter, and he turned his head and hated to follow behind Qi Bi He Li to collect his subordinates.
On the city of Lijiazhuang, there were bursts of cheers.
In Chang'an City, Chengqing Palace. The military leaders of the Tang Empire were listening to the battle report sent by the bad guys.
"What? The Turks withdrew? Receiving the report from the bad guy, Li Shimin looked at the person with a look of disbelief.
"Yes, Your Majesty. Two hundred thousand Turks withdrew. “
"How is that possible? How is it possible that such a manor can block the 200,000 Turkic army and kill and wound more than 5,000 Turks? A state and county in the Tang Dynasty can't withstand the attack of the Turks for two hours, like Jingyang City fell in less than an hour, is it possible that Lijiazhuang in this martial arts county is an iron wall? In the minister's class, Du Ruhui asked.
"Back to Du Xiang, that's true."
"Which general is it that has made this miracle feat?" Li Shimin was eager to know the answer.
"Back to Your Majesty, according to Weichen's investigation, it was not the Tang army that robbed the Turkic goods and guarded Lijiazhuang this time, but the guards and families of Lijiazhuang, with less than 3,000 people. And the one who took the lead is Li Mohan, the owner of Lijiazhuang, who is 10 ...... this year Nineteen years old. ”
"Huh?" The crowd was even more shocked and their jaws dropped.
"What the hell is going on, come quickly!" Li Shimin was very interested, and his mood was also very happy, the goods, grain and grass did not fall into the hands of the Turks, and they were still in the Tang Dynasty, which was very good. I really don't know how to survive the rest of the days without this year's income. Now it's okay, this Li Mohan is so young, and he has such a great talent, this is really my Tang Dynasty's unicorn, reward, reward heavily.
The spy saw that Li Shimin was full of interest, and a group of ministers were looking forward to it with gossip on their faces, so they told the story of the investigation.
When they heard that Li Mohan took advantage of the Turkic paralysis and carelessness to ambush the troops in the middle of the night, robbed the grain, grass and goods, and captured more than 600 people including the Turkic princess, everyone couldn't help but applaud.
However, when he heard that Li Mohan was actually urinating on the Turks and twisting his ass on the head of the city......
"Oh, not the son of man, not the son of man!"
"Sven scum, Sven scum"
"Prodigal son, obscene billet!"
"This is simply a shame for my Datang!"
"I have lost all my Datang's face!"
This is a group of Wenchen scolding there.
"Good boy, he really has him, it fits Lao Tzu's spleen and stomach!"
"Hahaha, you dare to sleep with the Turkic princess, give us a face for the Tang Dynasty"
"That's it, I like this kid if I can make Tuli angry half to death."
For a time, the court was boiling.
"Bastard, what a bastard, I'm a Chinese man, a dignified Chinese, how can I be so disrespectful and foolish with me." Feng Deyi, an old minister of the Three Dynasties, was there to grab the sky and the earth, and he was heartbroken.
"Yes, Your Majesty, this Li Mohan has his own soldiers and armor and weapons, this is a rebellion that has been planned for a long time. Moreover, looting the Turkic goods and breaking the Tang Dynasty and the Turkic covenant deserves death, and the minister asks His Majesty to send troops to exterminate it! Shangshu's left servant shot Cui Zhizhi out of the class.
Li Shimin looked at him expressionlessly, and asked intriguingly:
"The Turkic army of 200,000 can't be broken, Cui Aiqing, if you don't have to work hard, you will go and suppress it?"
"This ...... Your Majesty, this military matter should be asked to the generals, ministers...... Chen Fei is not the director"
Wei Chigong jumped out and pointed at his nose and scolded: "Hmph, I obviously don't know how to fight, but I am here to slander the heroes." You're not good at fighting, but you're good at framing people! Hum! ”
"Old man Yu Chi, you..."Cui Zhizhi stammered.
"What are you!? You have the ability to get back what the Turks have stolen! I can't look down on people like you! Kuroko, ignore him! Cheng Yanjin also came out and said.
Not long after he arrived in Chang'an with his troops, he came to King Qin to escort him.
He glared at the group of civil officials again, and snorted: "Old Cheng I really like this doll, dare to act and dare to act, it's really a bit like when I was young in Wagangzhai." However, what kind of Turkic princess do you want, it's better to be a Tang woman. My daughter, Cheng Yingying, wants martial arts and martial arts, and she wants to look good, so she is just worthy of such a young hero. After Cheng Yanjin finished speaking, he couldn't help but be proud.
"yes, I like this kid too. My daughter, Linlin, is knowledgeable, quiet and virtuous, and is a good match for that kid. Wei Chigong hurriedly said.
"Huh? Kuroko, are you determined to find fault? I fell in love with it first. ”
"Fancy it? Have you seen what he looks like? ”
Hey, that's a grab? Li Shimin snorted in his heart. No, you have to ship the money back first, I, the emperor, have done it poorly and insanely. The queen is working as a subsidy for female workers, and the remaining copper coins are about to reach single digits.
can run Li Jiazhuang like an impregnable wall, it seems that this Li Mohan is very rich?
Ge Laozi, who rebelled against me, is richer than me, and there is no reason!
"Ahh Li Mohan, who had just taken off a stinky clothes, was excited, and said in his heart, who cares about me again.