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Besides, after Wang Er was brought to Xianyang by Montenegro, Montenegro specially bought a three-entry house for him in the suburbs as a pigeon garden, equipped him with living utensils, and also sent a few servants to help him raise pigeons. A few months passed in a blink of an eye, and one day Montenegro came to the pigeon farm on a whim with a few guards to see Wang Er and the pigeons he raised.
Seeing that it was rare for Montenegro to come to the door, Wang Er introduced the breeding situation very enthusiastically, and finally asked: "Will ...... General, you spend this ...... So much...... Many......! ”
"Do you want to ask me why I spent so much money on you to keep pigeons?" Seeing that Wang Er's face was red and he couldn't say a complete sentence, Montenegro answered and asked.
Wang Er listened and nodded vigorously.
"You have only one task, to train your pigeons to the point where they can fly home from far away." Montenegro replied.
"This ...... This one didn't ...... Problematic! Handful...... Take them with you...... Take it to the city and be able to ...... Can come back! The second fool said.
"Not to the city, but anywhere, hundreds of miles, thousands of miles away!" Montenegro said, seeing that Wang Er wanted to speak again, he stopped him and said, "I know you can do it, take your time, don't worry!" If you succeed, you can worship the Doctor! ”
"Nuo......" Wang Er listened, his eyes lit up, and he answered with confidence.
Leaving the pigeon garden, just as King Qin sent someone to summon him into the palace, Montenegro hurried home, changed into official clothes and came to Xianyang Palace.
In this era, there were very few great court meetings. Ministers all work in their respective offices. In the side hall, more than a dozen important ministers have arrived, and the teacher Meng Fuzi, who rarely enters the palace, and the head of the carriage, Yingben, are also listed, and everyone salutes each other.
After a while, King Qin walked into the side hall with a red face and a plain dress, and without waiting for everyone to salute, he happily announced: "I just received a military report from Meng Tian for eight hundred miles, and the country of Qi has surrendered!" The old general Wang Jian also captured the entire territory of Chu. The widow announced that the world will return to Qin from today! ”
The unification of the world, although it has long been expected by everyone, everyone is still very happy to congratulate: "Congratulations to the king, dominate the world!" ”
The Prime Minister's Office immediately issued a letter to the world, and the whole country fed for ten days to celebrate the unification of China. Meng Zhao was responsible for all matters related to the founding ceremony. The Taimiao Order is responsible for sprinkling and sweeping the Taimiao, and the widow will bathe and fast for three days from today, and tell the ancestors and ancestors. Summoning the generals of all counties and counties across the country to return to Xianyang, on the day of the founding of the country, the widow will be rewarded for meritorious deeds! Congratulations to the world! King Qin announced in a loud voice.
"Annexation of the Six Kingdoms and domination of the world. This is the greatest feat since ancient times, and it is also the long-cherished wish of dozens of generations of kings of Yingqin! Today, the king has completed this great achievement of opening up the world and the earth, and he should obey the will of the people, succeed the Son of Heaven, and be the master of the billions of people in the world. Prime Minister Wang Wan's hair was already completely white, and he spoke first in high spirits.
"The ministers respectfully invite the king to ascend to the throne of heaven and be the lord of all peoples!" All the ministers of civil and military affairs shouted in unison.
After these words were extinguished in the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, some ministers began to propose. After the destruction of a country, more and more ministers were mentioned, and Prime Minister Wang Juan has always been opposed, and today he finally led his ministers and bowed to invite King Qin to ascend to the throne of heaven.
"Hahaha!" When King Qin heard this, he looked up to the sky and laughed: "Old Prime Minister, today I finally waited until the time was ripe for what you said before, and it was a matter of course!" Everything is planned by the Prime Minister! ”
"No!" Everyone responded in unison.
This year happened to be 221 BC, and Meng Tian led an army of 200,000 to attract the main force of the Qi army at Langya Pass. Li Xin led 100,000 cavalry to the north, suddenly surrounded the small city of Wuci, and captured the old and fat Yan Wangxi alive with a single charge, as well as most of the so-called anti-Qin warriors who fled from Yan and Zhao Wei. Within a few days, Lao Yan Wang Xi died of illness on the way to Xianyang. Li Xin led the army to continue south, and the main force of Qi confronted Meng Tian in Langya. Seeing that the general trend had gone, King Jian of Qi surrendered on June 26, and the state of Qi perished. At the same time, Wang Jian led a large army south, and under the attack of Chen Ping and Brother A Hei from the north and south, he quickly captured the entire territory of Chu State. This year was the twenty-sixth year of the reign of King Qin, and in 221 BC, after several generations of efforts, the Qin State finally unified China for the first time.
The news of the unification of the world spread outward with the fast horse official mission of the Prime Minister's Mansion from the national capital Xianyang. Xianyang is boiling, the Guanzhong Plain is boiling, and the whole of China is boiling! On the 10th day of Dabu, it was a celebration that Daqin had never had, and people went out of their homes one after another, singing and dancing, drinking and having fun.
I don't know where it began to spread that the war was over and the soldiers were going home. This sentence seems to be a warm spring breeze, blowing the entire land of China with vitality. The parents are looking forward to the safe return of their son, and the wife is thinking that her husband will come home for reunion. People cheered and celebrated in all sorts of ways. For more than 100 years, who of the old Qin people in Guanzhong has not made military merits? Who hasn't died on the battlefield? People have become numb to the Lords and death, and there is nothing more exciting than the news that peace will not have to fight again!
The founding of the country is imminent, and everyone in Xianyang is excited, as if they are about to become the Son of Heaven! On the contrary, Montenegro has become the most idle person in the city, although he still holds the high position of a fake general, and military affairs are handled by officials of the State Governor's Office. The front-line military affairs are managed by three generals at the same level: Wang Qian, Meng Tian, and Wang Ben. Perhaps the King of Qin deliberately let him, the first hero of the destruction of Chu, have a good rest for a few days, when officials at all levels are busy with the establishment of the country, he listens to songs and dances at home every day, drinks and has fun, so unhappy!
The eighth day of Dabu coincided with the Chinese Valentine's Day, and there was a light rain in the morning, and it was particularly cool at noon. Montenegro left home alone and went for a walk in the streets. He wore a garment of fine kudzu, which he liked as cheap as it was cool and breathable, and which would be cut into various forms of casual wear in later generations, was very popular. However, in this era, the printing and dyeing technology was limited, and it could only be made into black, yellow, gray and other colors, but in this era, it was the clothing of ordinary people.
On the street, people are still in wild joy, there are gongs and drums everywhere, and the old Qin people have dozens of people, and hundreds of people dance the yang song and dance (which later evolved into the Yang song) that can only be danced at festivals.
Montenegro was strolling on the noisy street, and unconsciously came to South Street, and suddenly saw a newly opened restaurant with a particularly hot business, and before the meal, there were already diners lined up at the door. There is a wooden plaque with very exquisite workmanship hanging at the head of the gate, which is engraved with the three words "Little Fat Yang" written by himself. Don't think about it, it must be Yang Xiaowu who opened the branch in Xianyang! was a joke back then, but I didn't expect him to really do it.
With curiosity, Kuro also lined up to go in and try something new.
A fat diner in front of me said, "Do you know why this restaurant is so popular? I heard that there are several signature dishes in it that the Black Mountain General taught them to make, which are particularly delicious! ”
Another thin man questioned, "Real or fake?" The general of Montenegro is like a god, but I have never heard of him being able to cook! It can't be the owner of this shop who lied about it for business! ”
At this time, the shopkeeper standing at the door to greet the customer was not happy, and he replied proudly: "Can this still be a fraud?" When General Montenegro was a soldier in Nanyang just now, he ate the food made by our boss Yang. Our signature dish was taught to our boss by General Montenegro. Keep your eyes open and look at the signboard on your head, this is written by the Black Mountain General himself for our boss! ”
"The General's Mansion is in the city, and I don't think this shopkeeper will dare to deceive us here under the guise of the General. When we go in and pay for it, if it doesn't taste good, we will sue them for misusing the name of the general. Another pockmarked face said.
After a while, it was Montenegro's turn. The guy who greeted the guest asked enthusiastically: "This guest officer, are you one by one?" How about I'll find you an empty seat in the lobby and have a copy of our signature dish, duck mothergrass stew? ”
Seeing that the hall was full of people and people, almost everyone ordered a piece of meat and talked about it while eating, so he asked, "Is there a quiet private room in the store?" ”
When the guy saw that Montenegro was dressed in arrowroot cloth clothes and had a darker complexion, he concluded that it was the people who had entered the city, and such guests could not spend much money in the private room, so he replied: "The private room is full, it's just a VIP room, let's have a signature dish in the hall, lively and affordable......"
"Let's go to the VIP room, lead the way!" Montenegro didn't wait for the guy to finish speaking, and then said.
"Guest officer, the minimum consumption in the VIP room is thirty gold, and you can be twelve people, how many of you are?" The man is experienced, and this is not only tactful to tell the guests about the consumption of the VIP lounge, but also to save face for the guests. He thought that this common man in kudzu cloth would definitely choose the location of the hall by himself when he heard the minimum consumption of thirty gold.
Montenegro is getting a little impatient! said coldly: "Lead the way ahead!" ”
Seeing that Montenegro was angry, the man didn't bother anymore and took Montenegro to a small courtyard in the back. It is really very elegantly decorated here, not only an independent courtyard, but also a courtyard full of flowers and plants, and the doors and windows of the yard are very exquisitely carved. The furnishings in the room are very luxurious, not only there are musical instruments such as guzheng and flute, but also the four treasures of the study, and the tableware and tea set are also dozens of gold sets of light kiln porcelain.
"Yes, that's it. Let's start with three signature dishes! Montenegro shouted casually.
"No! Come right away. The man answered, shaking his head as he went, and asked for a noble room and three servings of water, which he had never encountered.
After a while, the dish was served, and four beautiful women came in, and after several people made a blessing ceremony to Montenegro, one began to make tea, the other began to burn incense and touch the qin, and two began to dance. After a while, the sound of the piano is melodious, and the fragrance of tea is overflowing. Montenegro drank high-grade Xiyang green tea (Xinyang Maojian), listened to the guzheng and danced, so happy. secretly praised in his heart: This Yang Xiaowu is really clever, no wonder he can make a business with a bowl of pigs.
An hour passed in a blink of an eye, and Montenegro remembered that today was Qixi Festival, and the princess must be waiting for her to go home for the holiday, so she waved her hand and signaled: "Stop, stop, account!" ”
The girl who made the tea took Montenegro with light steps to the account room in the front yard, and said to the account room and Montenegro: "This guest officer is a guest in the VIP hall, and he has spent a total of thirty gold.
Montenegro secretly scolded himself for being a real loser, three bowls of water meat cost thirty gold, his hands touched his waist, and there was not a single superfluous item on his body, and then he remembered that he had not brought money with him when he went out for a long time, and he was all with his subordinates. Today, I went out alone, with nothing on me, not even a guard! So he smiled awkwardly at the tea girl and said, "This water and meat is well done, make me another fifty servings, arrange a few guys to send me to the house with me, and then settle the bill together." ”
The smiling face of the tea girl immediately became serious, and she carefully looked at Montenegro again, and decided in her heart that this black boy must have no money to be the lord of the uncle! Holding back the disdain in his heart, he saluted and said, "Guest officer later!" "I went out immediately.
After a while, the guy who had just brought Montenegro in came in, and said to Montenegro with a smile: "Guest officer, this store is a small business, please settle the account first, and the little one will immediately arrange for the guy to deliver the dishes you want to the house!" ”
As soon as Montenegro heard this, he knew that the other party saw Montenegro dressed in arrowroot clothes, so he concluded that he had come to eat white food. If a court horse and a general eat white food, if this matter spreads, it will immediately be spread all over the world as a joke, which is the last thing Montenegro wants to see. said to the guy with a pleasant face: "This little brother, I really forgot to bring money when I went out today!" It's really not good, I'll wait here, you can come to my house and bring a letter, not to mention thirty gold, three hundred gold is not a problem. ”
Seeing that Montenegro's words were very sincere, but his tone was very big, he was half-convinced in his heart, and asked, "Then may I ask the guest officer, where is the Honorable Mansion?" ”
"The General's Mansion next to the Imperial University!" Montenegro replied, thinking that this guy would definitely give face if he heard it.
"Hahaha!" When the man heard this, he laughed and said, "You are a toad yawning and a big breath!" If it's another mansion, let's believe it! Who doesn't know that this Xianyang City is the mansion of the Black Mountain General? See our signboard? That's what General Montenegro personally inscribed for our boss. Do you know the relationship between General Montenegro and our boss? When General Montenegro first joined the army, he ate water and meat with our boss every day. You came to our store to pretend to be the general of Montenegro, you really went to the lime shop to buy eye medicine and went to the wrong door one by one! Dare to eat white food in Xiao Feiyang and pretend to be a Montenegrin general, and those who know each other will immediately pay for it, otherwise the lieutenant's mansion will go to the lawsuit. ”
The man's voice was deliberately raised very loudly, and the diners in the hall looked at it curiously, and a few of them joined in the fun, and they also gathered around.
Montenegro listened to the guy's words, angry and funny, and asked, "Listen to your tone, didn't General Montenegro patronize this shop less?" What does he look like? Have you seen it? ”
As soon as the guy heard about Montenegro, he immediately raised his head and said, "That's definitely pull! The Montenegrin general is one foot tall, with sword eyebrows and tiger eyes, and infinite strength, he can subdue a crazy buffalo with one palm, and subdue the first warrior of the Huns with only one move. ”
When everyone heard this, they all looked at the shopkeeper with envy. In the eyes of the old Qin people, Montenegro is already a hero of the world! They heard that some people pretended to be the general of Montenegro to cheat and cheat here, and they accused Montenegro one after another, and a few even shouted that they wanted to arrest Montenegro and go to the lieutenant's palace to punish the crime.
After listening to everyone's gossip accusations, Montenegro couldn't cry or laugh, if he continued like this, he would have to make a fool of himself. In a hurry, he hurriedly shouted loudly: "Yang Xiaowu, where are you dead, get over here!" With this shout, Montenegro used the qi of the dantian, and the sound was like thunder, which shook the people next to him and closed their mouths.
Yang Xiaowu is now a big fat circle, which is simply a big meat ball. I was chatting with a few regular customers in the private room on the second floor, and when I heard the noise downstairs, I called a guy to ask, and I heard that someone pretended to be Montenegro to cheat and eat and drink, so I walked out of the private room, and just came to the staircase, I heard Montenegro shouting his name loudly, and took a closer look, not who was in Montenegro, and was so frightened that he rolled down the stairs with one foot in the air, and just lay in front of Montenegro, forgetting the pain for a while, and stammering: "Handsome...... Handsome, you...... How did you get here? ”
Montenegro didn't say a word, twisted Yang Xiaowu's ears, pulled him out of the door in a few steps, and whispered: "I won't pursue you for using my name to do business first!" There is a second person here today who knows that I have been here, and he will give you a good look right away! ”
"Handsome, you tap it, it hurts me so much! I get it, and I promise there won't be a second person who knows! Yang Xiaowu pleaded.
Only then did Montenegro let go of his ears, helped him straighten his silk clothes, and explained: "Go, let that guy and the four maids leave Xianyang immediately, I don't want to see them again." I'll come back to you and settle the score. After saying that, he didn't look back and strode away.
As soon as Yang Xiaowu walked into the store, he was immediately surrounded by curious diners and asked, "Who is this young man?" It's not a cheat, is it? ”
Yang Xiaowu stroked the soreness on his body, and no one asked him if he had fallen painfully, and said angrily: "He is my ancestor, okay?" After saying that, he ignored everyone and went straight to the back hall.
Yang Xiaowu rubbed his aching buttocks while calling the guy and the four maids just now.
As soon as the guy and a few others entered the door, they asked, "Boss, who is that young man who just ate white food?" Did you give you the money? ”
Yang Xiaowu saw that everyone cared about money and "that person", no one asked him if he had fallen and was injured, a nameless fire surged, and remembered what Montenegro had explained, so he could only hold back and said: "That young man is an old man I knew when I was a soldier, don't worry, money must be indispensable." I called you here to let you go to Yingshou, a newly opened branch over there, and urgently needs the help of a competent person like you. Don't worry, when you get there, the salary will be increased by 30%! ”
The owner's words made several people don't know what was going on for a while, and they all looked at each other, and finally the guy asked: "The owner, did a few of us do something wrong?" ”
"No, you guys are doing a great job! It's just that Yingshou is in a hurry to need manpower to let you go. Yang Xiaowu replied.
"And when are we leaving?" The guy asked again.
Yang Xiaowu took out a bag of gold coins from his arms and handed it to the man, saying, "Without further ado, you guys pack up your things and go out of the city before dark!" ”
The guy looked at the maids beside him and said, "This is too anxious, isn't it?" We're not ready yet! ”
"Get out! Get out of here! Yang Xiaowu didn't wait for him to finish speaking, and immediately shouted loudly.