Volume 1 Above the Temple Chapter 31 The Three-Headed Mule

Early the next morning, Mu Qingen personally sent the three of them out of the Hou Mansion.

Mu Qingen originally wanted to send an army to accompany him, but Mu Qiuhuang refused, but thinking that with Zhang Fuling accompanying him, he naturally didn't need to worry about Mu Qiuhuang's safety, so except for the four of them who secretly followed, he really didn't send another person.

In this way, Zhang Fuling sat on the donkey sideways and squinted his eyes to look like a master, Mu Qiuhuang led the donkey in front of him and pretended to be the old and the younger, only Wuxin carried a small burden and followed behind with an expressionless face, and the three people and one donkey passed through the layers of onlookers, and swayed out of Yunzhou City.

As soon as he got out of the city gate, Zhang Fuling's appearance of a master disappeared, smashed his mouth, and said with a smile on his face: "I thought that I could touch the light of your little marquis, not to mention that you have to hug eight sedan chairs in front of and back, at least you have to sit in the whole carriage, who knows that your trip is even more shabby than my old way, I am a little donkey when I come, a little donkey when I go, you are a dignified little marquis who doesn't even have a donkey......"

Mu Qiuhuang rolled his eyes when he heard this, and said angrily: "Tut...... Old fairy, that's all you say! I thought that a person as tall as you should not look down on that kind of extravagant scene, and I chose to go to Wudang alone with you in order to accommodate your temperament......"

Zhang Fuling rolled his eyes and said: "You kid is less here, the reality is that Lao Dao is riding a donkey, and your kid is leading a donkey." ”

Mu Qiuhuang sighed, pretending to regret and said: "I regret it, boy, I regret it so much, I knew that the old fairy you liked this kind of scene, I should have put on a purple and gold crown on my head, stepped on the cloud climbing boots, wore a fish and dragon suit, and tied a bright jade belt around my waist, and then took three hundred iron horsemen to your Wudang Mountain." ”

"Don't really say it, if your kid is really like that, I will sweep the couch to greet you." Zhang Fuling teased: "It's a pity, you kid doesn't even have a donkey at this time......"

Mu Qiuhuang smiled, pointed to the distance and said, "Old immortal, you forced me!" You keep looking up and seeing what it is. ”

Zhang Fuling and Wuxin looked in the direction of Mu Qiuhuang's finger, only to see a carriage parked in front of them.

Seeing that the three of them arrived, the coachman hurriedly bowed to the ground and said, "Childe, the carriage and things you want have already been prepared, but do you want the villain to drive for you?" ”

Mu Qiuhuang glanced at Zhang Fuling, Zhang Fuling looked up at the sky and pretended not to see it, Mu Qiuhuang smiled when he saw this, turned around and commanded the coachman: "Okay, you go back!" ”

When the coachman walked away, Zhang Fuling got off the donkey, circled around the carriage, and said leisurely: "Do you think your boy's carriage will be so different?" Now it seems to be no different, except that it is a little larger than the average carriage...... It's a pity that such a good five-flowered horse can pull such a broken car. ”

Seeing that Zhang Fuling had degraded the carriage to worthless, Mu Qiuhuang didn't open his mouth to argue, stood aside with a smile on his face, and quietly listened to what Zhang Fuling said.

Zhang Fuling talked for a long time, and when he saw that Mu Qiuhuang didn't argue with him, he couldn't help but feel very bored, looked at Mu Qiuhuang and said, "What?" Don't you like to say that your carriage is broken? ”

Mu Qiuhuang cleared his throat and teased: "Old immortal, you are an expert in cultivation, but you are far from appreciating treasures, this carriage looks like an ordinary carriage in appearance, but in fact, there is something inside!" ”

Without waiting for Zhang Fuling to reply, Mu Qiuhuang opened the carriage curtain and introduced: "Look inside, this lining is all fine Shu brocade, and the blanket on the ground is a carefully selected lamb blanket on the grassland, and these two pillows are filled with the best peacock down......"

"But! These are all superficial. Mu Qiuhuang changed his tone and continued: "The most valuable thing is the carriage itself, in the old fairy, in your opinion, the ordinary appearance, is actually made of fine iron pear wood, in order to reduce bumps, the bottom of the car is also inlaid with good soft steel, Shu brocade also has a thin layer of steel plate inside, you don't underestimate this layer of steel plate, this steel plate is made of good blacksmiths, can defend against all arrows and crossbows a hundred steps away, as for you said that this carriage is larger than the average, you are right, there is an extra box behind this carriage, There's a camping tent or something......"

Looking at Zhang Fuling's appearance that he had nothing to say, Mu Qiuhuang couldn't help but smile and said, "Old immortal, you also know, what about me?" It's just a layman, and I'm used to living a luxurious life, unlike you and the little monk, who can be a cultivator like you, who can be covered by heaven and earth, and I still prefer this kind of drunken life......"

Mu Qiuhuang saw that Zhang Fuling was no longer speechless, his heart was dark, and he pretended to help him, and said: "Old fairy, I'll help you get on the donkey!" It's a long way to Wudang Mountain, so let's start as soon as possible! ”

"Little monk, what are you still doing? Why don't you come and catch a car for my son, don't forget that you are still my scholar. Mu Qiuhuang greeted Wuxin.

For the bickering of the two, Wuxin had already seen no surprise, and at this time, seeing Mu Qiuhuang shouting that he was rushing to the car, he didn't say much, and walked over directly, grabbed the reins and turned over and sat on the beam.

"Old fairy, let's go, shall we?" Mu Qiuhuang got into the carriage with a cheap smile on his face.

"Little monk, come down." Zhang Fuling said.

Seeing this, he got out of the carriage and stood helplessly to the side and looked at the two.

Mu Qiuhuang drilled out half of his body and forced a smile and asked, "What else is the matter with the old immortal?" ”

Zhang Fuling got into the carriage lightly, and said to Mu Qiuhuang: "You also go down, Lao Dao is sleepy and wants to sleep." ”

"That's okay, old fairy, you rest first, I'll go and catch the car for your old man."

Mu Qiuhuang said and got out of the carriage and sat in the driver's seat, as if he had forgotten that the two were still arguing just now.

This is Mu Qiuhuang's biggest advantage, that is, respecting teachers.

The same was true for Gu Chenyuan before, it seemed that Mu Qiuhuang was talking in front of Mu Qingen and his master Sword Nine Emperors, but in fact, Mu Qiuhuang had never lacked the same courtesy.

Seeing this, Zhang Fuling showed a smile on his face, and said, "I don't need you to catch the car, you can go down too!" ”

"Old fairy, this ......"

Seeing Zhang Fuling close his eyes, Mu Qiuhuang said helplessly: "What's the matter?" Childe, I was not born to be a coachman...... Little monk, you come up to catch the car, and I'll ride the donkey. ”

Zhang Fuling poked his head out and beckoned: "Little monk, you are riding an old donkey." ”

"It's still an old fairy, you know the goods, I'm a good hand at driving." Mu Qiuhuang began to brag to himself.

"Who said you were going to catch a car? I'm talking about letting the little monk ride the old donkey, and the old way sleeps. Zhang Fuling said with a wicked smile.

"Old fairy, you shouldn't let me walk, do you?" Mu Qiuhuang said helplessly.

"What? You don't want to? Zhang Fuling squinted his eyes and said leisurely: "Originally, I was going to wait until I arrived in Wudang Mountain to start practicing for you, but last night I went to the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion of your Hou Mansion to get a few more books, and I felt a little embarrassed, so I started early, if you don't want to, you will continue to drive for Lao Dao?" ”

"What book?"

Mu Qiuhuang jumped out of the carriage and asked casually, and then Mu Qiuhuang didn't know what to think of, and began to laugh.

"Boy, let's go."

Zhang Fuling shouted at Mu Qiuhuang, I don't know what method he used, as he shouted, the horse didn't need to be driven by the coachman, and dragged the carriage away.

Seeing this, Mu Qiuhuang restrained his smile, walked behind the carriage, and muttered as he walked: "The monk rides a donkey, and the old way sits in a car, pity the life of my son's body and mule......"

"Why mules? Instead of horses and donkeys? Zhang Fuling's curious voice came out.

Mu Qiuhuang said angrily: "Look at the horses and donkeys present, one is ridden by the little monk, and the other is dragging the carriage to pull you, poor boy, I don't say anything about walking alone, your old man still likes to argue with my mule from time to time......"

When Zhang Fuling heard this, he lifted the curtain of the car and laughed: "Lao Dao argues with you, a mule? Do you want to laugh to death? ”

Mu Qiuhuang didn't explain, and laughed with Zhang Fuling.

The two laughed and laughed, and Zhang Fuling's laughter stopped abruptly, and he scolded angrily: "Phew! You kid, you don't have a good word in your mouth. ”

Mu Qiuhuang pretended to be innocent and said, "Old immortal, how can I recruit you?" ”

Zhang Fuling lowered the curtain and said, "You are walking too slowly, so you still have the kung fu to speak." ”

As soon as the words fell, the speed of the carriage began to increase, and Mu Qiuhuang also began to run with the carriage.

At this moment, he unintentionally rode a donkey to Mu Qiuhuang's side and asked puzzledly: "Donor, you compare yourself to a mule, why is Zhang Xian angry?" ”

Mu Qiuhuang ran and explained: "Can you understand the donkey under the crotch?" ”

Wuxin said helplessly: "The little monk doesn't understand."

"What about the horses?"

Wuxin shook his head helplessly and said, "The little monk still doesn't understand." ”

Mu Qiuhuang continued to ask, "Then do you say that donkeys and horses can talk?" ”

"Amitabha, the Buddha said that all things have spirits, and they will naturally speak." Unintentionally determined.

Mu Qiuhuang pretended to be puzzled and said: "Then who do you say can understand the donkey? Who can understand a horse? ”

"Naturally, the donkey can understand the donkey, and the horse can understand the horse." Heartless replied honestly.

"That's it." Mu Qiuhuang replied.

Wuxin thought about it seriously for a while, and was puzzled: "But what does this have to do with the donor, you compare yourself to a mule?" ”

Mu Qiuhuang heard that he was straight, and he didn't explain.

Seeing Wuxin's confused look, Zhang Fuling couldn't help but open the curtain and scolded angrily: "You little monk can die stupidly, it's really stupid ...... mule."

Mu Qiuhuang laughed when he heard this: "Gotcha! And there were more mules. ”

After listening to Mu Qiuhuang's words, he realized that "the donkey can understand the donkey?" Can horses understand horses? So if you can understand the mule's speech, you are naturally a mule? …… So donor, you're saying that the three of us are mules? ”

"Haha...... Laughed to death. Mu Qiuhuang laughed and said.

"Ahh......hh I'm so angry. Zhang Fuling's roar came from the carriage.

With Zhang Fuling's roar, the speed of the carriage increased again, and Mu Qiuhuang's running speed also accelerated with the acceleration of the carriage, until he had no time to speak...... At this time, the speed of the carriage gradually slowed down and maintained a constant speed.