Before the eldest grandson Wuji completely sobered up, he first arrived at the Ganlu Palace, his sister-in-law, the eldest grandson queen.

Seeing that her brother was drunk like this, Empress Changsun hurriedly instructed the palace maid to make tea.

Serving a cup of tea, the eldest grandson Wuji took a sip and squirted out.

"What kind of tea is this? It's not delicious! This is not tea! ”

"This is the best tea that came from Gong, didn't my brother like it very much before? Why, where is this mouth-raising? ”

The eldest grandson Wuji sprayed the smell of wine and said: "This tea should pay attention to the fragrance. Sister, let me tell you, for my brother, I went to Lijiazhuang in Wugong County, and the tea I drank was applauded. The first drink is slightly astringent, but the back is fragrant and has an endless aftertaste. Good tea, really good tea. It's a pity that that stinky boy didn't give me some, what a bastard! ”

Hearing this, Empress Eldest Sun smiled and said, "But that bastard who peed on the city tower? ”

"Not really! This son is really hateful! ”

"Tell me quickly, where is this son recruiting auxiliary machines, you hate it", while speaking, a burly figure walked in, it was Li Shimin who heard the words.

The eldest grandson Wuji hurriedly saluted.

"Knock on Your Majesty!"

"Auxiliary, this is at home, in front of outsiders, you and I belong to the monarch and ministers, but at home, you and I are brothers, why do you want to do these false courtesies? Hurry up and tell me about it."

"Yes!"

The eldest grandson Wuji got up, sorted out his thoughts, and told the story of this trip.

Behind the screen, the two palace beauties also listened with bated breath.

If you don't listen, it's enough, and when you hear this, the Tang Emperor Li Shimin went straight away.

"What? How dare this bastard call me Li Er? ”

Isn't it? His surname is Li, ranking second, but who dares to call it that in the entire Tang Dynasty?

Empress Eldest Sun covered her mouth in shock.

The two little beauties behind the screen also listened to petrification: This kid is too bold, right?

"What? This bastard dares to say that I am a wretch? Say that I am a traitor? I'm afraid he's going to have a long life, right? Li Shimin snorted coldly.

However, listening to the eldest grandson Wuji's retelling of the stinky boy's sentence 'My Tang people do not get along, do not pay compensation, do not cede land, do not pay tribute, the Son of Heaven guards the country, and the king dies in Sheji', his mood eased slightly. This sentence went to Li Shimin's heart, and Empress Changsun also nodded again and again when she heard it.

The eldest grandson Wuji continued to report, and Li Shimin became less and less calm when he heard it.

"What? That bastard boy didn't return a single copper plate? Still looking for me to ask for part-time work? What are you eating with the Xuanjia Army and the Shenwu Army? Such a fanatic, a traitor, why didn't you take troops to kill him at that time? Li Shimin was already out of anger.

"Kill him? The 2,500 men brought with him were not enough to stuff his teeth. His Majesty has never seen the power of the crossbow, and the ministers dare to guarantee that they don't need three salvos, and the ministers will have to explain all under the city of Lijiazhuang. The eldest grandson Wuji said stupidly.

"What is Xiongcheng, what is Xiongguan, the minister can be regarded as knowledge. It is no wonder that the 200,000 horses in Jieli can't gnaw on this small village, and they have broken a good tooth. This Li Jiazhuang made that stinky boy use money to build it like a steel hedgehog, which was smashed out of real money. ”

Li Shimin gasped when he heard this.

How many heads did such a daring guy have enough to cut off?

"What? Not only does he dislike my niece, but he also dares to dislike my princess? Who is he? ”

"He still dares to eat carp?"

Li Shimin was so angry that he paced back and forth in the main hall.

"This little thief, this, this, how many heinous crimes he has, he just has 10,000 heads that are not enough to cut off! Tomorrow I will bring someone to calm him! ”

The eldest grandson Wuji hurriedly knelt down and persuaded:

"Your Majesty, the minister is incompetent and has not been able to bring back that batch of goods. However, this Li Mohan, you can't kill it. ”

"Why? Such a rebellious thief, I can't wait to kill him right now! ”

The eldest grandson Wuji's wine was almost sober, and he said:

"Your Majesty, Weichen thinks that not only can you not kill him, but you must also reward him with a big prize."

"Huh? Why is that? "Li Shimin and Empress Changsun asked almost in unison, and their faces were full of question marks." Auxiliary machine (Mowgli), have you not yet woken up? ”

The two girls behind the screen were also confused. Such a nasty bastard kid, he should have been cut with a thousand cuts. Why should you reward him? Is my uncle (father) drunk and confused?

The eldest grandson Wuji once again made a big gift to Li Shimin.

"Congratulations to Your Majesty, I Datang got a god and a divine object."

"God-man? Who? That stinky boy? You're not awake yet! How much did you drink? Li Shimin was so angry that he wanted to kick the eldest grandson Wuji.

"Your Majesty, the minister is very sober!" The eldest grandson Wuji snorted wine and said, "This Li Mohan can indeed be called a god, because he has a divine object in his hand that is utilitarian to my Tang Dynasty!" ”

"What fetish?"

Seeing that the eldest grandson Wuji said solemnly, Li Shimin put away the urge to kick him.

"It's two crops with a yield of three or four thousand catties per mu! Not only is it highly yielding, it has a great taste, and it is drought-tolerant, and can be grown in mountainous dry fields. Your Majesty, you say, is this a fetish? ”

After listening to the eldest grandson Wuji, Li Shimin was stunned.

"Auxiliary, can this be taken seriously!?"

"It's true! Wei Chen, Cheng Chumo, Feng Li and others saw it with their own eyes and tasted it with their own mouths. ”

"This ...... This is auspicious from heaven! God bless Datang, God bless me Datang! Li Shimin knew that the eldest grandson Wuji had always been steady, and when he said so solemnly, he had already believed ninety percent in his heart, and his voice was already trembling.

"Your Majesty! This is truly a blessing from heaven! Great, it's really good, with this artifact, then Li Mohan's little sin can be revealed, Wuji is right, it should be rewarded! ”

"The queen mother said very much. Moreover, Weichen also brought back two baskets of artifacts, Your Majesty and Niangniang might as well try them. ”

"Then what nonsense are you talking about, why don't you hurry up and offer it!?" Li Shimin said hurriedly, and wanted to kick his brother-in-law again, and motioned for him to get up and speak.

"Your Majesty, don't worry, Weichen has ordered someone to send the imperial dining room to get the steamer hot, presumably it should be hot now." The eldest grandson Wuji got up and said.

"Hurry up!"

Li Shimin monkey was impatient and did not want to delay for a moment. He knew all too well how important this crop was to him right now.

It is not only to solve the problem that plagues every emperor, but also to solve the problem of filling the stomach of the people in the world. With this kind of high-yield artifact, he can also let go of dealing with the Turks, Tuyuhun and Goguryeo, and he no longer has to worry about military food supplies.

In addition, for him who has just experienced the change of Xuanwumen, there is another important significance. Aren't there so many people who say he's not in the right place? Aren't there so many people who say that he is a moral defect? With the divine object, he can prove to the world that he is the one who has been chosen by God, and he is the true son of heaven!

Can he not get excited?

That Li Mohan, as long as he doesn't rebel, I will definitely reward him greatly! This gift couldn't have come at a better time.

A short time later, several eunuchs came in with two baskets of steaming corn and sweet potatoes.

"This is the artifact?"

"Exactly! The yellow cobs are like corn, and the red lumps are sweet potatoes. The eldest grandson Wuji introduced. Pick up a sweet potato and demonstrate how to peel it.

There was already a sweet smell in the air.

The two little beauties hiding behind the screen, Changsun Ting, the eldest daughter of Changsun Wuji, and Li Liqing, the princess of Changle, have already been in the air.

"Well, this sweet potato is soft, glutinous and sweet, it's really delicious." Empress Eldest Sun praised.

Li Shimin didn't care about the heat, and ate two of them.

As if hearing the gurgling sound of swallowing saliva, Empress Eldest Sun smiled at the screen and said, "You two gluttonous cats, don't hide, come out." ”

The second daughter walked out obediently.

"Meet my father (the emperor)! Queen Mother (Queen Mother!) ）”

"The daughter has seen her father!"

"Changle has seen his uncle!"

Li Shimin had already discovered that there was someone behind the screen, and guessed that it was Li Lizhi and Changsun Ting, the naughty sisters, who were glued together, and he couldn't understand it best.

The eldest grandson Wuji also looks like he is not strange.

Empress Changsun said: "It's all a family, so don't be polite." You two gluttonous worms also taste it. ”

Princess Changle and Changsun Ting each picked up a sweet potato first.

"Wow, that's sweet! I've never had such a delicious sweet tooth! ”

Eating in his mouth, his eyes were staring at Li Shimin and Empress Changsun who were gnawing corn.

The eldest grandson Wuji just demonstrated how to eat corn, and then put it down and stopped eating it. He didn't dare to tell the emperor and empress Li Mohan about feeding pigs now.

The eldest grandson Ting and Princess Changle completely lost the grace of everyone's ladies, and ate sweet potatoes in their mouths. Li Lizhi muttered in her mouth:

"Father, mother, is this corn delicious? What does it taste like? “

Li Shimin praised:

"Although this corn is not as sweet as sweet potatoes, it is also sweet, and the more you chew, the more fragrant it is, and the more you chew it, the most delicious it is!"

"I want it too!" Li Lizhen hurriedly grabbed one.

Although she looks like she has a basket, she seems to be afraid of being eaten up by her foodie father.

While eating, Li Li was ruthless in her heart:

Li Mohan, you stinky boy! Don't think that offering the fetish, Princess Ben will spare you! How dare you belittle me! See how I clean you up!

Changsun Ting was also indignant in her heart. It's completely because he doesn't have a soft hand for taking people's things, and his mouth is not short for eating people's things, so he can't help it, because that person is Li Mohan.

Hmph, that stinky boy, what's the big deal? Miss Ben is so beautiful, she dares to dislike Miss Ben? How can those shops compare to me? You humiliated me so much, I'm not done with you! You wait for me!