As soon as Niu Er joked about the pillar and pear blossom, everyone was interested and stretched out their ears. Even the guy who complained about the protection team not giving him food just now hurriedly put down the bamboo tube and approached

In front of everyone's eyes, the pillar blushed, looked at Niu Er with some confusion, and began to stumble:

"Where, which ......"

Niu Er's two thumbs touched together, and his eyes blinked: "That's it?" ”

Seeing that the pillar was still bewildered, he snorted impatiently, raised his eyebrows, and pouted:

"What's it for? Seeing that this family business is about to blow...... Did you ride it at all? How does it taste? Tell my brother a few ......."

Niu Er rubbed his belly, and as he spoke, he squeezed his eyebrows at a few people next to him, and those people understood, and they all laughed, and they all joked about the well-known stuffy stick in the village, and asked him to hurry up.

"......" Zhuzi blushed, lowered his head, looked at his feet, and said nothing.

"Yo, I'm still shy, I said Zhuzi, do you say it, I'm the team leader, dare not listen to Lao Tzu? Turn around......" Niu Er grinned, stood up, stretched out his foot and poked the pillar that was shrunk into a ball,

"When I turned around, Lao Tzu told Pear Blossom to go, and said that our pillar didn't want her anymore, and this family business was yellow. The reason, well, she looks handsome, but in terms of taste, it's not as good as a cow......."

Before Niu Er finished speaking, the pillar jumped up, grabbed Niu Er, raised a fist the size of a pot, and was about to fight. Panicked, Niu Er hurriedly said: "Hey, stop, ouch, you are a stuffy stick...... If I don't talk about this, if I don't say it, won't it be done? ”

Hearing this, Zhu Zi withdrew his hand, but still stared at Niu Er angrily. Niu Er straightened his clothes and said with a smile: "Hey, pillar, I don't know where you have cultivated the blessing in your life, and Pear Blossom can actually meet your eyes...... Don't worry, our brothers are now working to protect the Zhen team, your second brother Niu is the captain anyway, how can you go to Pear Blossom and say such nonsense....."

The pillar calmed down a bit, and returned to the original wooden bar, ready to sit down. At this time, Niu Er's tone changed: "Even if you want to say this nonsense, then you have to go to Pear Blossom and her mother to say, then you can gather strength to go to the Tao, Zhuzi, right?" ”

As soon as the words fell, the pillar that was just about to sit down jumped three feet high and pounced, Niu Er also jumped up at the same time, and ran away, and the two of them were one after the other, like a meteor, chasing under the white sun.

Everyone laughed, forgetting for a moment that their stomachs were gurgling.

After a while, Niu Er, who was running in front, suddenly stopped, waved his hand and begged for mercy: "Don't play, don't play." ”

He groaned, "Oh, no, maybe I ate that rotten sweet potato in the morning and I had a bad stomach..... Oops, I've got to get rid of it....."

After speaking, Niu Er's face was distorted, his teeth were grinning and covering his stomach, his waist was bent, his buttocks were pouting, and he struggled to maintain the shape of his upper body, as if he did not dare to move slightly, but the two hemp legs below were quickly staggered, accompanied by a series of sudden sounds like engine pipes, he turned a corner and floated to the back of the tea pavilion, leaving the helpless pillar and everyone looking at each other.

"Big guy, you have to pay attention, see if there's anyone from the other side of the stream?" Soon, Niu Er's voice came from behind the house, "Can't you let the family find us first, then the Liu family eats people and doesn't spit out bones......"

Everyone hummed and responded to two sentences, and Niu Er stopped humming.

After a while, another villager also went to the back of the teahouse to relieve his hands, and he scolded him:

"Niu Er, the dog said, you are still the captain of the team, and you don't go far to...... How far is this from the tea pavilion? Sooner or later, let the mountain god accept your dog! With a sound of rustling, the villager walked away while scolding.

Niu Er groaned: "Oops, I really can't help it, I can't help it...... Looking back, Lao Tzu burned incense and made a wish...... Burning incense to make a vow, is it still not possible? 'Turtledove', what are you doing here, haven't you eaten in the morning, oops, you have to go farther........... Hey, no, no, no, it hurts me......"

Everyone in front of the tea pavilion heard this, and they all burst out laughing.

At this moment, the wind blew, and the cicadas in all directions became noisy.

Suddenly, there was an exclamation from the back of the house, and then Niu Er's voice sounded: "Oh, it's not good, the turtledove let the snake bite...."

The crowd got up and rushed to the back of the house.

In a bush of shallow grass, the "turtledove" was as earth-colored as the front, hugging its ankles, and crying out in pain.

"Hurry, hurry back to the village, there is snake medicine in the iron guy, go quickly..... I stayed here with the pillar..... Damn, the one who dares to bite Lao Tzu has to catch and skin you today......"

Niu Er held a branch in his hand, and vigorously whipped a bush seven or eight paces away, scolding and scolding in his mouth, until the bush flew sideways.

Everyone lifted the 'turtledove' with all hands and feet, and hurried towards the village.

After a while, when Niu Er carried the snake and turned out from behind the tea pavilion with the pillar, he found a group of people standing in front of the tea pavilion.

These are the people I have been waiting for: Wang Jiagui, the chief of the security guard, who eats inside and out, leads a team of housekeepers with loaded guns and ammunition, and surrounds a fat man in a top hat with a compelling bearing-Liu Er, the second master of the Liu family in Xikou.

The two couldn't help but be stunned.

"Hey, Niu Er? Pillar? You two....... What are you doing here? Wang Jiagui was already full of wine and food at Liu's house, his face was so red that it was like the sun was about to set, he was burping, and his eyes were staring at Niu Er and the pillar gloomily.

"........." The tall pillar lowered his head again, his face pale, and he trembled.

"Hey, Baochang Wang, speak well." The bear-like Old Man Liu Er walked out of the crowd, waved his hand, and looked at Niu Er with a smile, just like looking at a bud with yellow face and thin muscles, "Remember your name is Niu Er, why are you still so thin?" Now...... The sun is about to set, and here you are..... What to do? ”

"Hehe, it's rare that Aunt Liu still remembers me." Niu Er was flattered and accompanied by a smiling face, his hands behind his back, his thin body swaying like the wind, "I, we....... We're catching snakes....... Isn't this the time for a waste...... Beat, beat, beat, beat, "Niu Er said, holding out the poisonous snake in his hand, "Since my uncle is here, if I don't dislike it, this snake will give my uncle to stew soup to drink, clear the liver and eyes, and live a long and .....long life."

This is the most venomous snake in Luoxiao Mountain, and the lethality rate is extremely high. It is famous among the local people. The people in the mountains call it "Mountain Doufang", named after the very regular diamond-shaped pattern on its body.

Now, its triangular head was clutched by Niu Er, and it had no choice but to stare at two small cold eyes, spitting out scarlet letters with difficulty, instinctively wrapping around Niu Er's arm, and constantly pushing harder and harder, until it rolled itself into a large ball of twisted flowers, which was dazzling.