Chapter 514 Liu Yun was beaten when he sailed away

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In fact, Xi Zhicai also felt that the idea of letting Yuan Shu go to Jiangnan was very bold, but he didn't regard this idea as his own, but attributed it to Liu Hanshao, and was deeply impressed by it. I intuitively feel that Han Shao only needs to say a word casually, and it is possible to change the pattern of the world, and then change the course of the war, which is really very human! That's why there is a "heaven and man, unbelievable!" Those eight words of praise are praised.

After Xi Zhicai's explanation, Liu Hanshao also had a clearer understanding of the originally vague ideas in his head, and then secretly pondered it himself, can we play a trick to drive the tiger and the wolf?

Oops, aw, phew...... Yuan Shu's big straw bag, what to eat is not enough, what can he do, what kind of tiger can he be? It's like a-stirring stick! But Confucius said well, natural waste materials are also useful, and if you put the-stirring stick in the right place, you may be able to play an unexpected role.

Shouldn't this be an embarrassment?

Other people's strategies are so clever, could it be that what my brother finally thought of was just a plan to "drive away sticks and make people disgusting"?

Xi Zhicai was still waiting for Liu Hanshao's comments, but in the end, Liu Hanshao didn't say whether what he said was right or not, but instead stole a famous quote from his great-great-grandson, and said with an unfathomable face: "Brothers are like siblings, and women are like clothes." Don't underestimate the mind of someone who can be a grandchild. ”

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Returning to Yong'an Palace from the Mingguang Palace, Liu Hanshao wanted to take a hot bath, relax and relax, and talking to smart people was too brain-burning, but Liu Yunyuan sailed over with his calves, and he had to climb into his arms, begging for a hug, and lifting him high.

Now His Royal Highness the Crown Prince of the Han Dynasty is also pitiful, because Yun Wuniu gave birth to another daughter, named Liu Yunting, so Liu Yunyuanhang was even more disliked, and he couldn't even drink more milk, so he could only go to Yun Sanniu to eat.

In order to compensate and avoid debts, Liu Hanshao simply jumped into the bathtub with Liu Yunyuan in his arms. Seeing this situation, Yun Liuniu gritted her teeth, secretly hated in her heart, and always wanted to pull a few handfuls of hair down when she massaged Liu Hanshao's scalp. Of course, the six girls don't dare and are reluctant, but Liu Yun dares to sail away, and she is also willing!

Liu Hanshao was half-lying in the bathtub and closed his eyes to recuperate, Liu Yunyuanhang, who was sitting on his stomach, may have felt a little bored, and suddenly jumped forward, grabbed Liu Hanshao's hair and was about to pull it down, so as to give Liu Hanshao a few sips of bath water. Hurriedly subduing the eldest son who "suddenly went crazy", Liu Hanshao stared at Liu Yunyuan very incomprehensibly, while the latter had a cute little face, his smile was full of innocence and innocence, and he seemed to have a lot of pride, as if showing off his new skills.

Then, Liu Yunyuanhang laughed like this, and blatantly stretched out his little hand again, wanting to grab Liu Hanshao's hair. Liu Hanshao twisted his head back and forth to dodge a few times, Liu Yunyuanhang was quite happy at first, but later saw that he couldn't succeed, so he pouted, put on a posture of crying, and shouted aggrievedly: "Dad, Dad...... Dad"

The word "Dad" was taught by Liu Hanshao himself, and it was the little thing in front of him that made him have an inseparable connection with "their Han Dynasty", and there was no escape from it whether he recognized it or not. Now as long as I hear this little thing shouting like this, my heart will be crisp, and no matter how hard and tired I am, I can be a hundred times more energetic.

Seeing that "Dad" no longer shook his head and dodged back and forth, Liu Yun sailed away

Ran stretched out his little hand again, trying to grab Liu Hanshao's hair, and then his little hand was hit hard.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince cried and sighed......

Yun Liuniu hurriedly walked over, snatched Liu Yunyuanhang over, held him in his arms and kept shaking, patting and caressing, and asked Liu Hanshao sternly: "Okay, what are you doing beating him?" ”

Okay?

Liu Hanshao was very surprised and asked, "He grabbed my hair, didn't you see it?" ”

"He's so young, what can he understand?"

"It's because he doesn't understand that I have to teach him!"

Yun Liuniu was too lazy to argue with Liu Hanshao, and walked away angrily with Liu Yunyuanhang, leaving Liu Hanshao alone to soak in the bathtub in embarrassment and dazedness.

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To put it mildly, my brother is also the emperor, and he didn't even wipe his back in the bath, is it miserable?

Get dressed yourself!

When Liu Hanshao came out, it is estimated that Yun Sanniu and the others were also chatting about the "beating incident of His Royal Highness the Prince", the six girls were still angry, looking at Liu Hanshao's eyes with small flames, Liu Yunyuan saw that his father was also arrogant, with a small mouth, don't look over, and look like "I will ignore you".

Yun Wuniu ran over heartlessly and pulled Liu Hanshao's head to take a look.

"It's okay, I didn't pull it off."

Then he pretended to be angry, but in fact said mockingly: "Husband, if this little thing dares to make you angry in the future, you will beat him hard!" ”

Liu Hanshao hurriedly explained: "I'm not angry. ”

Immediately afterwards, Yun Sanniu smiled and persuaded: "Husband, the little baby is more active when she grows up, and she wants to run if she can't walk steadily, and she wants to catch everything she sees." Hang'er is the same, no matter who holds it, he either pulls other people's beads or pulls other people's hair, and we are about to be tossed into crazy women by him one by one. But...... Husband, you can't really be angry! ”

Liu Hanshao said aggrievedly: "I'm really not angry! ”

Foul words, do you think this is Lao Tzu and his son fighting and playing, and they want to bully the small with the big and coquettish in the competition? Bhabhi is in education!

Educate!

You know what?

In his previous life and later life, in order to add another little brother to his stinky son, Liu Hanshao flipped through a lot of related and unrelated books. It seems to be said in a book that although newborn babies cannot speak, they can establish a channel of communication with their mothers in many other ways, the most important of which is the cry of the baby.

The baby will cry when he is hungry, cry when he pees, cry when he is sick, and cry when he seeks comfort.

Gradually, the baby will realize that as long as she cries, she can achieve what she wants. But the baby will not "stop crying", but will think that "crying" is a universal ability, so whether you are hungry or not, whether you pull or not, as long as you want to cry, you can make a throat.

At this time, if the adults in the family can't correctly interpret the baby's crying, don't know whether the baby is "really needed" or "fake temptation", only know that "there is a cry to respond", it is likely to cause the baby to become more and more troublesome, and even fall asleep have to hold it, can't put it down.

When the baby is older, he will pout, but he can't speak clearly, and at this time he will probably learn other new skills, such as lying on the ground and rolling. If at this time, the adults in the family still learn not to refuse, learn not to say "no" to the baby, so that he realizes that there are some things that cannot be done, and some requirements that cannot be met, then

If this baby wants to learn to "stop crying" in the future, it will take a long, long time.

According to Liu Hanshao's standards, he is an adult after the age of three, and if Liu Yunyuan doesn't educate anymore, it will be too late! So after learning that he now has a bad habit of grabbing people's hair, Liu Hanshao said to Yun Sanniu and them seriously, whoever he catches in the future will beat his hand.

Of course, it is simple for Liu Han to say a word, but who is willing to beat Liu Yun to sail away? Besides, he is also His Royal Highness the Crown Prince of the Han Dynasty, and even if Yun Eighteen rides those little girls no matter how tough they are, they all become "not allowed to eat rabbits" when they come to him.

Especially Yun Liuniu, now the third girl and the fifth girl have come out, but she is still "alone", taking advantage of Liu Yunyuanhang's dislike of the five girls, I can't wait to spoil him to the sky. So as soon as I heard that everyone was going to come to fight Liu Yunyuan, I dared to roar at Liu Hanshao, which was obviously against the sky.

was forced to be helpless, Liu Hanshao had to leave a cruel sentence: "If you don't beat him, my brother will beat you!" ”

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Aren't we "respecting teachers"?

Don't we pay attention to "being a teacher for one day and a father for life"?

Since when did "teachers" also become a high-risk industry, and the teachers were trembling and insignificant?

Wrong!

We have also been parents of stinky sons, and most parents are humble when they see teachers.

That's right!

But this still can't stop the increasing sense of humility of the teacher, in the face of a loud noise, disrupting the order of the classroom, may not dare to reprimand a few words harshly, lest it attract condemnation, and the job is not guaranteed!

Now that the parents and teachers have become humble, all the pride is reserved for the innocent babies, because they have the "gold medal for avoiding death", just like the golden crown on the head of the "little emperor and little princess", when they realize that this thing is better than sprinkling and rolling, they will definitely feel that the flower-like life is very happy, but I don't know if they have the opportunity to learn to "stop crying".

Throughout the years, it is a rude word, either thinking about being a father to others, or humbling to the dust.

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Liu Hanshao couldn't sleep well this night, and he didn't know what he was dreaming about or thinking, but early the next morning, he asked Wen Hui to go to the Legislative Department and summoned Chen Qun, Liu Shao and others, claiming to "establish laws".

Nowadays, the "law" of the Han Dynasty can be divided into four levels: "law, law, regulation, and chapter".

The "law" is of the first class, which was formulated by Liu Hanshao by issuing an edict and personally. The "law" is second-class, which is formulated by the Legislative Department, and is formulated after Liu Hanshao's discussion with the three governments and the Political Assembly, and after studying and passing, it is called "law" together with the law.

The "rules and regulations" are at the "third and fourth" levels, which are drawn up by each state and county according to local conditions, reported to the Legislative Department, and can only be implemented after being reviewed and approved. In principle, "rules and regulations" must not contradict "laws and laws".

In fact, so far, there is no other law except for the establishment of the divine law of "deposing the emperor", so as soon as Chen Qun, Liu Shao and others heard that His Majesty was going to "establish a law", they immediately abandoned the affairs in their hands and hurried over.

However, after Chen Qun, Liu Shao and others listened to the content of the new law established by Liu Hanshao, they also had black lines in their heads, and said in their hearts, Your Majesty, are you afraid of the ring ruler in the hands of the teachers, and you beat it too hard?