Fan Li looked at Master Lin who was far away and complained: "Is he not going back to eat pork?" Do you say yes to the oil and water in your belly?"

"Dear, you don't understand this. Master Lin was too fat so he came back to lose weight! ”

Du Ai couldn't help but smile: "It's just ......"

Bai Fushuai continued: "It's useless...... His grandfather's is still so fat! ”

Ma Xiaohu placed Lin Yuan and the others back to their posts. Originally, he and Wu Qi were running on the second floor, and it was convenient to find Yao Chong.

All kinds of delicacies were served one after another, and the work of the runners became busy.

Ma Xiaohu rolled up his sleeves and worked hard. I also took the time to watch a few stage shows.

Tsk, I have to admit that Nandu Sijun is still very good at acting and singing.

Look at this "Four Saints Test Zen Heart", four sissy men dressed as women, and they are actually Oiran who does not lose the Rouge River! It's really glamorous, and the style is full of style!

The Tang monk on the stage was twisting and pinching, I was afraid that I was thinking about it tightly! Needless to say, Zhu Bajie is happy......

The play originated from the most popular Journey to the West at that time. The plot is the story of Li Shan's old mother with three bodhisattvas, changing into a widow and three daughters, and testing the Tang monks and apprentices to learn the scriptures and Zen heart.

The highlight of this scene is naturally the four beauties played by Sijun. They are ingenious and show their respective characteristics vividly in their appearance.

The widow played by Chi Lanyu is as kind as spring, the eldest daughter played by Yan Yunlong is heroic, the second daughter played by Xiao Wuxiang is smart and clever, and the third daughter played by Zhu Jian'an is quiet and talented.

Four handsome white, green, black and pink, four colors in one. The moth eyebrows are green and green, and the powder is spring. Enchanting and charming, slender and moving! However, there is a fly in the ointment......

"Yan Yunlong's play is not in a state, I feel too hard. What do you say? Zhong Rong, Zai Mao? ”

Strange to say, today is Mrs. Cao's birthday, but it was Cao Shi who went to accompany the distinguished guests.

He and his children just sat on the first floor and watched the play. I also had a great chat with the guests around me.

Interested guests all thought: It seems that Cao Taiyi will really be okay from today onwards.

The two middle-aged people chatting with Cao Taiyi are the first dart in Nandu, the chief dart commander and the five dart handsome of the Wuzhu Dart Bureau. is also Xiao Wuxiang's second and fifth uncles - Xiao Zhongrong, Xiao Zaimao.

"That's what Gang Leader Cao said. Even I, a layman, can see that Yan Yunlong's smile is too fake, more like disgust! ”

Xiao Zhongrong, nicknamed Mastiff, responded. He has a mustache, holds a Sichuan wooden fan, and sits dignified and calm, with the atmosphere of a superior person.

Shinozaimao, nicknamed the fire bat, is dressed the same as two months ago. Black cloak and hat, half-covered head and face, as silent as ever.

Xiao Jiuxiao's little nine Xiao Wuxiang is good friends with Cao Bai. Xiao Zhongrong's eldest son, Xiao Wuzhao, was engaged to the third daughter of the Cao family, Cao Kun, and the two families were about to get married.

This time, the prospective in-laws celebrated their birthday in Nandu, and the Wuzhu Dart Bureau attached great importance to it. In addition to the four darts handsome Xiao Jifan, going out in the future, the main members of the dart game came to cheer.

There is no shortage of well-known guests who watch the play. Even Xiao Zhongrong can see the flaws in this play, and of course they can see it. They are all dissatisfied with Yan Yunlong.

Because Cao Taiyi's family is closest to the stage, this means that Yan Yunlong will see Cao Bai who makes him disgusting when he looks down and raises his eyes. It's just that goods, showing an obsessive face......

Zhu Bajie on the stage was salivating because of his beauty. Yan Yunlong couldn't help but think of Cao Bai, and his heart was full of nameless karma!

It just happened to be the scene of Bajie covering his head and choosing a daughter-in-law. Yan Yunlong saw Bajie wearing a red cloth on his head and pounced on him. I couldn't help but raise my willow eyebrows, stare at my handsome eyes, and kick it over!

"Oops!"

Bajie fell to the ground with a cry of pain. The pretty widow played by Chi Lanyu trembled with a pink face, and she complained bitterly in her heart!

The third girl pretended to be Zhu Jian'an covered her mouth in horror and hurriedly pulled her up.

has always acted in the drama of Journey to the West, and the role of Zhu Bajie has always been a chore. It needs to be thick and strong, and the body is bloated.

Because of this, it is difficult to make facial expressions other than eyes, lines, and body language.

Although in order to show fat in the abdomen, a large pile of cotton wool was stuffed. But Yan Yunlong's body is strong and strong, how can one leg be idle?

"Xiao ......," Zhu Jian'an called.

"Small—Zhu (pig)! Did the fall hurt? ”

Chi Lanyu asked with a forced smile. There is nothing unusual at a glance at the guests, indicating that the play has not collapsed.

The actor of the eight precepts was very dedicated, and whispered "no hindrance". Leaning his head against the widow, his hand touching the pink hair of the three women, making a lustful gesture.

From the guest's point of view, it was only Zhu Bajie who deliberately took advantage of the oil.

At this time, the second daughter of Xiao Wuxiang smiled loudly to attract attention. Yan Yunlong covered his face with a handkerchief, and retreated behind the scenes in a shy manner.

Zhu Jian'an looked at him with concern and fled with Xiao Wuxiang. Chi Lanyu held Zhu Bajie and smiled unchanged.

In this way, the trick was forced to pass, and there was nothing wrong with it.

Most guests don't see it. And the experts who understand the Tao of it all appreciate the improvisation of several people.

Xiao Zhongrong frowned slightly. The play performed by Sijun was proposed by Xiao Wuxiang. Now that something has gone wrong, I am afraid that Mrs. Cao will be unhappy.

"This little Jiu'er of yours is quite adaptable!" Cao Taiyi praised.

Xiao Zhongrong exhaled lightly: "I'm ashamed, it's just that Yan Yunlong is not doing well today, and he is abrupt Cao Gong!" ”

"Isn't that a good act? The moon is cloudy and sunny, and we don't have to find faults, just be happy! "Cao Taiyi is in a pretty good mood.

"Don't worry, Dad, with my brother Xiao, this drama won't be broken!"

Cao Bai sat in the back and leaned his head over very proudly.

As soon as Mrs. Cao saw him smiling, she immediately became angry and reprimanded: "Son, you sit for me, don't speak!"

Ma Xiaohu on the second floor stole a spare time and was watching the play. Suddenly, there was a weight on his shoulder, and someone patted him.

"Hey, little donor!"

Ma Xiaohu was unhappy in his heart, but he made a smile on his face.

I saw a middle-aged monk with a skull, a thick neck, and a short and fat old robe, who was holding him out with his arms outstretched.

Chewing meat in the mouth, slurred speech. In his right hand, he also holds a stick that gnaws two-thirds of the way through his legs......

"This ...... Master, what do you command? ”

Those who can go up to the second floor are either rich or expensive, and they can't be good-looking.

Ma Xiaohu silently recited in his heart, "The monk gnaws the dog's leg, and the Buddha laughs", and his attitude is very respectful.

"The little brother who just talked about Huan Wen is your companion, right?"

Ma Xiaohu was vigilant in his heart: "...... No! ”

His facial expression remained unchanged, he smiled at the monk and began to talk nonsense: "That little brother, he claimed to have been invited by Chu Yun's gang, and he insisted on going on stage."

We people are timid, and we are frightened by his words.

Unexpectedly, he made a lot of nonsense on stage. After that, Saya ran away!

He is a poor family, and a lot of people ......interrogate him."

"Ran away?"

The monk couldn't bear to interrupt: "Where did you go?"

"How do I know, master? Do you think our family is wronged? Those who are poor storytellers count on the nobles to give some rewards. If he makes such a fuss, the Chu Yun Gang will definitely blame us......"

"Don't talk nonsense!"

The monk was irritable and took a bite of the dog's leg, chewing and asking, "Did he really run away?"

"Of course, master, if you don't run, will you wait for the Cao gang leader to catch you?"

Seeing the monk staring at him, Ma Xiaohu hurriedly said, "But it's not long." You chase, it is estimated that you can catch up! ”

"Where did you go?"

"Southeast, Northwest, Central...... It seems to be the east...... Alas, you're really chasing! ”

The dog meat monk is a monk of the four edges. After hearing this, he frowned, and took a sip of dog meat and a sip of wine.

"Knock knock" a few times, and the right foot stomped on the ground sharply. The whole person is like a winter melon tumbling at high speed, and it disappears with a bang.

"His mother, this monk is not good-looking, but this kung fu is good!"

Ma Xiaohu patted his chest, and said in his heart that it was really a big trouble, so he had to find Yao Pet quickly......

"Big and small, I brought Yao Pet here!"

Wu Qi pulled Yao Pet, who was swaying from side to side, over.

"Say Cao Cao Cao arrived, Lao Yao, I want to kill you!" Ma Xiaohu hugged Yao Pet.

"Huh? We only met in the morning...... Belch! ”

Yao Pet's face was flushed, his small hat was worn obliquely, and he was drunk with wine burps.

"Lao Yao, you are unrighteous! Silently worship the metaphysical doctor as a teacher, and don't tell your brothers when you are developed! ”

Ma Xiaohu pretended: "Don't you look down on your thighs and look down on us?" ”

"Hehe, nonsense...... Belch!

Is Yao Pet that kind of villain...... Belch!

Isn't this a gentleman with a weird temperament, don't let me say it...... Belch! ”

"It's hard to say! This man is going to change! Alas...... Understand, understand! ”

Ma Xiaohu made a disappointed expression, saw Yao Pet get excited, and said, "If you are still a brother, then the brother is in trouble, can you help?" ”

Yao Pet smiled when he heard this, pointed at Ma Xiaohu and said, "Hehe, hiccup...... Big and small eyes, you earn me again!

What's the matter, I'm Yao pet hiccup...... Always stick a knife for righteousness! ”

"I don't want you to stick a knife, as long as you move your mouth......" Ma Xiaohu said Lin Yuan's matter.

“…… Your master is Dr. Cao Taiyi! This matter is just a word from his old man, can you do it? ”

"Hehehe...... I just met Cao Taiyi Cao Shi, and his father and son are ...... to my husband Respectfully burped...... It's a small thing...... Whew......"

Yao Pet's throat tightened and retched.

He said he had only taken a sip of wine. What wine is so powerful? Wu Qi hurriedly gave him relief.

Ma Xiaohu sniffed: "Judging from the smell of this wine...... It's a great wine with a lot of stamina! ”

"He is like this, how can he intercede with Xuan Yi?"

Wu Qi shook his head: "You take him to stand, and I'll get some decanting soup." ”

Ma Xiaohu helped Yao Pet sit down. At this time, the noisy guests were silenced at the same time.

Everyone looked at the stage with unnatural expressions.

Ma Xiaohu looked curiously. On the stage, a group of thirteen or fourteen-year-old girls in strong suits were all dressed as southern Miao people. Surrounded by a sword-wielding girl in the middle.

The girl had her back to the guests, and her black hair blended with the black hair of the waterfall. It is inlaid with a little ornament, and it is shiny like a star in the night.

Suddenly, the girl took off her cloak and turned around, revealing her extreme color.

He is tall and has nine bodies. The face is like a red moon, and the skin is like a precious jade.

The facial features are exquisite, looking charming and delicate, and looking sharp and the side.

She wears a purple and gold crown on her head, and her hair is braided in the shape of a scorpion's tail. A gold thread pendant inlaid with five-colored stones wiped the forehead. Wearing a red shirt and white pants, with a green armor and small red boots.

Miao people like to wear gold and silver accessories. The girl's head, ears, wrists, fingers and waist, are wrapped in gold and silver, jingle bells, and the brakes are good-looking.

After a brief silence, the guests began to whisper.

"What a beautiful woman......"

"This is Hua Cong'er of the Butterfly Mother Palace! She's going to do a sword dance!"

"This enchantress is not one of the ten Rakshasa women...... Rakshasa with curved teeth! ”

"Legend has it that Cao Taiyi's wife is also one of the ten Rakshasa women in the Butterfly Mother Palace......"

Cao Bai's eyes straightened: "Father, do you still know this beautiful little lady......"

Cao Qian coughed profoundly: "Second brother, the public is ...... Pay attention to the image. ”

Cao Taiyi raised his hand to fan him, gritted his teeth and scolded in a low voice: "Hua Cong'er is ruthless, and he kills without blinking!" Don't beat her up as a concubine, according to your seniority, you have to call Uncle Shi. ”

"It's okay! I'm afraid of you and my brother ......"

Cao Bai stared at the stage without blinking, and was shocked by his father again.