Chapter Twenty-Three: Disgusted
When they came to Lijiazhuang, Li Shimin and his entourage were still led by the eldest grandson Wuji.
Because it was the third time to come to Lijiazhuang, there were not a few people in the village who knew this Zhao Guogong, and they knew that it was a big official in Chang'an City, so they sent someone to report to Li Mohan, and at the same time welcomed a few people into the village quite respectfully.
When I came to the Li Mansion, I saw that more than 20 tables had already been set up in the courtyard, and the guests were gathered.
The family led a few people to the living room, and saw Li Mohan, Su Mu, and Su Ling'er drinking tea. Seeing that the eldest grandson Wuji had arrived with Li Shimin and others, Li Mohan got up and saluted.
"Uncle Changsun, Uncle Qin, Mr. Fang, Brother Junxian, Brother Xian, I am so happy that you can come. You may be seated. Chunhua, look at the tea. ”
"Hahaha, nephew's birthday, how can I miss it." The eldest grandson Wuji said loudly, handing over a scroll and a square box in his hand.
"Finally live up to the trust of the virtuous nephew, this death-free gold medal and the holy royal pen, I asked for you. Just today's nephew's birthday, a certain borrowed flowers to offer Buddha, and these two treasures were used as gifts for the birthday of the virtuous nephew, how about it? ”
Li Mohan said in his heart that you would save and take Li Er's reward as your favor, which was exchanged for millions of guan and corn and sweet potato seeds! No wonder others call you an old behind their backs.
If you want to drink wine, just say it!
But he could only smile on his face:
"Then thank you Uncle Eldest Sun."
Li Shimin also got up and took out the gift he had chosen. A delicate little sandalwood box. He looked at Li Mohan with a proud face, and said in his heart that if Li Mohan opened it and saw it, he would definitely like it very much.
Yes, after the box was opened, Li Mohan was directly stunned when he saw the two red pills in the box, and his face was full of shock.
"Uncle Qin, this is ......"
Li Shimin is very satisfied with Li Mohan's appearance of never seeing the world, he has always been like a dirt bun in front of Li Mohan, this time he finally pulled back a game, he couldn't help but be proud, and said with a smile:
"This is the elixir refined by the immortals of Zhongnan Mountain, and people can prolong their lives and live forever if they eat it. If you eat it, you will definitely be able to ......."
Before Li Shimin finished speaking, Li Mohan grabbed the box and threw it out!
"Quick, Uncle Zhong, throw this thing at me as far as possible! Dig a deep pit and bury it, no, it will pollute the soil, you throw him in the latrine! ”
"You! How can you be so rude! This modern age is me... Bought with a lot of money, if you don't like it, forget it, and throw it into the pit? Deceived me too much, if you don't make it clear today, I'm not done with you! Li Shimin's heart was already thunderous and angry, he kindly took the palace treasure to him as a congratulatory gift, he was so contemptuous of me, so daring!
Fang Xuanling, Li Junxian, and Li Lizhi were so frightened that their faces were like ashes, this Li Mohan Jiang Ran dared to humiliate His Majesty like this, it was unbearable!
The eldest grandson Wuji was also shocked, and when he saw Li Shimin's extremely ugly face, he hurriedly reprimanded Li Mohan and said:
"Virtuous nephew, how can you be so innocent! If you don't like Boss Qin's gift, it's just that, how can you throw it away in person, so don't give people face, it's really a loss of family education.
Su Mu on the seat blushed when he heard this, he was Li Mohan's parent, and the eldest grandson Wuji said this, this was a slap in his face. looked at Li Mohan's eyes and was also a little dissatisfied.
Su Ling'er was full of worry, although she didn't understand why Li Mohan was so crazy, she was used to it, but she was still worried about him, afraid that he would act recklessly and offend the distinguished guests.
Li Mohan came back to his senses and said to Li Shimin with some complaints:
"My Uncle Qin, what is good for you to let me say, what kind of good thing are you supposed to be? This is poison, and it is also an elixir, a deceitful ghost! If this is an elixir, why did the Daoist sell it to you? Being an immortal is happier than being an emperor, and a fool gives it to others. ”
"But throughout the ages, there have been so many alchemy alchemists, so many cultivators......" Although Li Mohan was reasonable, Li Shimin was difficult to accept for a while, and he was still arguing.
Li Mohan didn't bother to listen to him, and beckoned Lin Yong in, and said, "Throughout the ages, have you heard of anyone who has eaten the elixir and become an immortal?" ”
"Brother Yong, you go to my laboratory and bring a guinea pig."
"No!"
When Lin Yong went out for a short time, he brought a guinea mouse, and Li Mohan ordered him to crush the red pill on the ground for two bites.
I saw that in less than a moment, the little mouse was restless in the cage, jumping up and down, constantly biting the iron cage with its teeth, biting the mouth with blood, but unaware of it, and after half a incense time, the white mouse was bleeding from his eyes, nose, mouth, and ears, and died in the cage.
"Huh?" The crowd couldn't help but be shocked.
Although Li Shimin was accustomed to seeing big scenes and had excellent psychological quality, he was still stunned by what he saw, and he no longer had any resentment against Li Mohan.
"Nephew, this ...... This ......"
Li Mohan patted him on the shoulder and explained:
"It's heavy metal poisoning. I told you that the elixir is poison, and you still don't believe it. Although the toxins contained in this elixir are not large, they can only poison mice, but if people take it for a long time, the toxins will accumulate in the body, and when they reach a certain amount, they will be fatal. ”
"Oh, I see." Li Shimin was shocked when he heard this, and the eldest grandson Wuji and Fang Xuanling were also frightened, they also bought the treasured ones at a high price, hoping to continue their lives and prolong their lives.
"That, Uncle Qin, did you take too much yourself?" Li Mohan asked with concern.
"Uh~, I... I also started taking it for a short time. That one...... Virtuous nephew, you see, can I still be saved? Li Shimin asked worriedly.
"If you don't take too much, you can still save it." Li Mohan said, "You go home and destroy all those poisons, and don't touch this again." I'll teach you to take some home remedies for detoxification, which shouldn't do much harm to your body. ”
"That's... Then thank you nephew."
Seeing the cold sweat on Li Shimin's forehead, Li Mohan couldn't help but laugh, and asked narrowly:
"Uncle Qin, are you not good at that? How many concubines have you married, and you have to deal with this kind of thing? But is there a physical deficit? ”
Li Shimin's face turned red when he was asked, he really relied on this medicine to deal with concubines some time ago, and he felt that the effect was not bad. Otherwise, I wouldn't be so addicted to this so-called elixir. Hey, this kid, how do you know all this?
Although Li Mohan's voice was small, the living room was not big, and naturally it reached the ears of Su Linger and Li Lizhi without missing a word.
Su Linger naturally thought of the big wedding in the near future, and took a sip in her heart, blushing and not speaking.
Li Lizhi also scolded her father half to death in her stomach: My father is not shy, and he actually sent this kind of thing to Li Mohan, which is really shameless! Sure enough, there is no good thing for men!
Li Shimin's embarrassment.
This gift is a shame.
Li Mohan didn't care, knowing that Li Shimin was doing bad things with good intentions, but fortunately, he didn't do anything bad.
"Uncle Qin, don't take it to heart. What gift is not a gift, your heart is more precious than anything else. You sit down for tea first. Let's have a drink together. ”
"That's a good idea!" Li Shimin's unhappiness disappeared in his heart, and he sat down to taste tea carefully.
Fang Xuanling, as the 'Mr. Tent', gave Li Mohan a set of four treasures of the study.
Li Junxian gave him a beloved sword.
Li Mohan gladly accepted.
When it was Li Liqian's turn, I saw her take a pair of delicate gold earrings and hand them to Li Mohan.
"Brother Xian, I'm not from Tuyuhun, I don't have holes in my ears, what are you doing with the earrings you gave me this daughter?" Li Mohan was confused.
"What an elm head," Li Li chirped. "This is not for you, it is for your future sister-in-law, can't you collect it on your behalf?"
"In this case, thank you brother Xian."
Li Mohan accepted it with a smile and handed it to Su Linger.
"Brother Qin Xian gave you, this sister-in-law is called, why don't you put it away quickly?"
made a big face for Su Linger, grabbed it, turned to the side and ignored him, but his heart was as sweet as knocking over a honeypot.
Li Lizhi looked a little hot.
I looked left and right and noticed that something was missing.
"Hey, Brother Li, where is the princess of your family?"
"What my princess? Do you mean Ashinayun? ”
"Yes, it's your Yun sister! Why don't you see her?"
"Oh, I've put her back in the prairie."
Li Shimin, Eldest Sun Wuji and others were not calm when they heard this, and exclaimed almost at the same time:
What? You let her go?! You, how dare you let such an important person go without permission? “