Chapter 174: I can't stand the loneliness
Lin Xu, who had just slipped out of the palace and returned to the free house, had not had time to lie down and take a good rest, enjoying the pinching of the shoulders and backs of the young ladies, and a large group of strong men surrounded him.
"What do you want to do, what do you want to do"
Feeling a large dark night and a smell of sweat rushing over, Lin Xu, who was lying on the Taishi chair, almost didn't jump up
"Bocai, what do you want to do, it stinks to death, roll over Lao Tzu."
Lin Xu slapped his hand with great disgust, if he wanted the faint fragrance of his young sister, it wasn't this smell of sweat!
"My lord, I heard that this is going on another expedition, I don't know if there is such a thing?"
"Yo, you're pretty well informed."
Lin Xu raised his eyebrows after hearing this, it seems that these dogs have not eaten for nothing in the past six months, and the matter of the expedition has only been confirmed for two days, and these guys will know.
"That is, we have many Yellow Turban brothers, all over the world."
Fei Yuanshao's face was triumphant, there was indeed nothing wrong with what he said, the mass foundation of the Yellow Turban was already deep, plus there were many elite soldiers who were selected to supplement the various armies, and he didn't dare to say anything about political matters, but once there was something going on in the military, it would be really difficult to hide from these guys.
"Lord Immortal, why don't you give me a word?"
Zhang Yan outside also squeezed in, and in the past half a year, he has been either practicing martial arts or learning 36 strategies in Xiaoyaoju every day, and he is really bored, so he secretly runs down the mountain to drink and fart with his former brothers, or runs to observe and participate in the daily training of the Tuntian soldiers.
Some guys who are really idle will go down the mountain to help do some farm work, and it turns out that when a person's dream is suddenly realized, there is no new pursuit, even if the small life is comfortable, it will be very boring.
"Yes, the Northern Xiongnu of the Baicheng Dynasty attacked Yizhou, and the imperial court is ready to send troops south to defend it soon, what do you want to do?"
"Hehe, naturally I'm from the army!"
Zhou Cang vigorously hammered a few punches on his chest, the hammer was thumping, he ate and slept in this free house, slept and ate, in addition to finding brothers to fight every day, he wanted to avoid Cai Yan, who forced them to carry thirty-six plans, this day was hard.
He Zhou Cang wants to join the army, kill the enemy, make meritorious contributions, and worship the generals!
"Yes, stay here every day, although you don't have to worry about eating and drinking, but you are also bored, the eldest husband should carry a knife and go into battle to fight in all directions, how can he sit and eat and wait for death?!"
The bastard also stood up and shouted loudly
"That's right, I've been here for more than half a year, eating and drinking all day long, and my fat has grown around, if I don't go out to fight again, I'm afraid I won't even be able to carry a war horse in the future!"
After that, Gong Du patted his big belly, and suddenly the fat rippled, causing everyone to laugh for a while.
"You bastard, get out of the way"
Liu Bi pushed Gong Du away angrily with one hand and said angrily
"I know how to eat all day long, and if I don't practice martial arts after eating, I have become a pig, and I dare to fart here!"
"My lord, we're different from him"
After pushing Gong Du away, Liu Bi squeezed out a bunch of smiling faces and said to Lin Xu
"We practice martial arts every day, learn to read military books, this body's talent and martial arts, can not be useless, please allow me to join the army, go into battle to kill the enemy, and serve the country!"
After hearing this, the corners of Lin Xu's mouth twitched slightly, okay, this Liu Bi's book in the past half a year has not been read in vain, and even the great righteousness of serving the country has been taken out, do you remember that you TM is a yellow scarf!
"That's it, to serve the country"
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"That's it! Shut up Lao Tzu! ”
Lin Xu, who was a little impatient by these bastards, suddenly let out a loud shout, and immediately shocked everyone to retreat and shut up, not daring to say a word more, after all, in the past six months, eating and drinking other people's food, and eating and drinking for nothing, not to mention the authority of the fairy itself, others usually giggle with them, once they get angry, there are really few who can treat them calmly.
"I also know that it is actually a waste to ask you warriors to stay here, and the tigers should be let out to fight."
Lin Xu, who was half-lying, stretched out his hand, and Bo Cai on the side hurriedly strode over and helped him up
"But you have to remember one thing! I don't hate you yellow turbans, and I don't want to kill you, but some people want to! And many people, including Your Majesty, are very wary of you! ”
As soon as these words came out, the audience was immediately silent, indeed, although they were pardoned, but they were rebels, to say that those high-ranking officials in power did not have the slightest resentment towards them, it was absolutely impossible, if it weren't for the fact that no one dared to come to be presumptuous in this carefree place, these yellow turban commanders would not have been lively and jumping until now.
"The life-saving grace of Lord Qixian, we will never dare to forget!"
Bo Cai and the others were silent for a while, looked at each other left and right, and bowed to Lin Xu on one knee with their heads slightly lowered, although Lin Xu led the troops to overturn the yellow turbans in the south, but to be honest, there were not many people killed, but they recruited a lot of people, saved the lives of many yellow turbans, and then almost all the yellow scarves that were willing to surrender were saved, and now they have been well settled.
Touching his conscience, the people present want to say that they hate Lin Xu at all, and if they really hate him, they will not stay in the middle of it, and none of the three Zhang Jiao brothers were killed by Lin Xu, especially Zhang Jiao can be said to have died violently, although he has something to do with Lin Xu, he can be regarded as his own master, and he can't blame anyone.
"I don't mean that, the reason why I saved you is actually so that you can go to the battlefield anew, of course, not to fight the Han Dynasty, but to fight against foreign enemies and make meritorious contributions, otherwise I won't force you to learn the art of war, the art of commanding the army, you won't think that this knowledge is all garbage on the side of the road, right?"
Lin Xu suddenly thought of something, and glanced at everyone with a strange expression, these animals wouldn't think that the things they took out were all scrap products that no one wanted.
"No, no, no, how dare you"
After hearing this, the old man blushed, and quickly shook his head to deny it, they really didn't think so, after all, in this era, don't talk about military books, it's just that any thing that has written words is a high-level item, but this knowledge is too easy, and it is directly forced to learn, plus most of these can't read, and now they suddenly want to sit down from scratch and study hard, these rough men who rolled out on the battlefield really can't accept it, causing these guys to despise the military book or something.
"Hey, hey, I can tell you, these things are hard to find outside, others are high-end goods that can't be learned if they want to, you dogs who don't know what to do!"
Looking at their faces, Lin Xu knew that these bastards definitely didn't take his military book seriously!
Seeing that Lin Xu was really a little annoyed, Bo Cai hurriedly said with a smile
"How precious and rare the things that come out of Lord Qixian are known to the world, how dare we have the slightest contempt, it's just that some brothers are really bad at this brain, this~~, it's no wonder they."
"I know, but didn't I say that? Even if you don't ask for literacy, others will read it, and when the story is generally told for you to remember, this can't be done? Yes! You want to join the army, right? ”
Lin Xu gritted his teeth, didn't he just want to join the army? How difficult can this be, Guan Yu, Xu Rong and other generals of his vein have all come back together, they only need to explain to Zhu Jun, add one more to Guan Yu for the expedition, and then stuff these people under Guan Yu, he won't believe it, which bastard eats the bear's heart and leopard dares to touch him Lin Xu!
And Guan Yu's attitude towards the Yellow Turban has been verified by history, and it will definitely not be treated badly or underestimated because they were once Yellow Turbans, as long as they have the ability, they can be recognized by Guan Yu, and it is inevitable that they will be reused.
"Really?!"
Bo Cai's face was happy after hearing this, and he hurriedly said
"Count me in"
"Count me in"
"And me~"
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"Shut up!"
As soon as the words fell, the scene suddenly became chaotic, and a large number of rough men began to crowd around again, and Lin Xu, who was so smoked by the smell of sweat, kicked out Deng Mao, who was squeezing towards him, with one kick.
"Lao Tzu is conditional, and only if he can complete my examination can he go to the army!"
"Hahaha, if there is any test for the school, although you say it, test your fists and feet, swords or bow rides, whatever you want!"
Hearing that Lin Xu was going to take the school exam, everyone present was not surprised or overjoyed, and even looked forward to it with great anticipation, showing off their skills to Lin Xu, not to mention anything else, just eating meat and drinking wine in big bowls for most of the past six months, and from time to time there is ginseng soup to replenish vitality.
In addition, there is also Dian Wei, a sparring partner who Lin Xu deliberately left behind, to guide the martial arts, although the strength of these Yellow Turban Qu Commanders has not made a qualitative leap, but all martial arts have risen a lot, and there are several who have reached the peak of the second rate and even touched the first-class threshold, such as Zhang Yan, Guan Hai, Zheng Gu and others.
"I don't say anything like that"
Lin Xu sat back in the Taishi chair and shook it, and said leisurely
"What this immortal wants to test is, thirty-six strategies! If I can memorize these thirty-six, I can arrange to join the army. ”
"What? ~”
As soon as the words fell, everyone present was extremely stunned, except for a very few people with happy faces.
"Lord Qixian, what kind of assessment is this, I'll wait to kill the enemy in battle, using the blade in my hand, not what kind of record~"
"yes, it's not fair~"
"Unfair~"
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"Dian Wei!"
Lin Xu, who was already a little irritable, didn't want to toss with these second goods anymore, so he howled directly in his throat, and Dian Wei, who was gnawing on a braised pig's trotters, heard Lin Xu's call, and rushed over with a tiger pounce.
"From now on, whoever has a louder voice than mine will be beaten on the ground, and whoever is close to me within a kilometer of me will also be beaten with a stinky sweat!"
"It's the lord"
Dian Wei nodded decisively, beating people or something, he's good at it.
"From now on, if you want to go to the army, go to Wang Xiu to memorize the thirty-six plans, and those who pass the test will come to me again, now! Fuck off! ”