The two children completely lost their temper when they asked for popsicles, but obediently brought popsicles to the potter's lips and let him eat them.

Perhaps the best way for children to comfort them is to share what they love.

The potter hesitated for a moment, touched the heads of the two children, and then lowered his head and took a small bite on each of the two of them's popsicles.

Life is like this, what more can a husband ask for?

……

The next day, the pottery merchant went to the Taoist temple where Tao Qian and Wang Yun lived outside the city.

As soon as I came to the gate of the Taoist temple, I saw that the people from all over the world had come here, and there were some small Taoist priests at the door who were distributing talisman water to the people who came to visit.

Seeing this, a bunch of black lines popped up above the potter's head.

Are these two old men a little right?

Selling floats? Do they want to be a horn?

The potter walked up to the two little Taoist priests and whispered, "Who asked you to sell this?" ”

The potter traveled in plainclothes today, and it was not so easy for ordinary people to see him on weekdays, let alone two small Taoist priests from the Taoist temple on the outskirts of Pengcheng.

So they didn't know the potters.

The two little Taoist priests saw that he was talking very horizontally, and they felt a little uncomfortable in their hearts, after all, their viewer was Yu Ji, a figure who had been personally enshrined by Prime Minister Tao Cheng, and the two deputy masters, one was Prime Minister Tao's father, and the other was Prime Minister Tao's father-in-law.

The so-called one person attains the Tao, and the chicken and dog ascend to heaven. The two little Taoist priests, who have been following these big people for a long time, naturally became awesome.

"Who are you, you have a lot of control? Idle! The little Taoist priest raised his head and was horizontal.

"I can manage everything within a radius of three thousand miles, so it is naturally easy to manage the two of you." The potter said naturally.

The two little Taoist priests looked at him with disdain.

Where did this madman come from, with his mouth open and full of nonsense.

The potter asked the two of them, "What kind of diseases can your runes manage?" ”

A little Taoist priest showed a proud look on his face: "Fu Shui is practiced by Wang Tianshi and Tao Tianshi after they successfully crossed the tribulation, and after their divine achievements were completed, they cured all diseases. It has the effect of resurrecting the dead and can cure all the suffering in the world! ”

Another little Taoist priest said: "If you can't give birth to a child, you can cure it, do you want to have some?" ”

The potter's expression stiffened slightly.

Tribulation? These two old things are going to be refined.

The potter turned his head and greeted Pei Qian, and said to him: "Find someone, confiscate all the things, don't let the two old things embarrass me here." ”

Pei Qian immediately received the order, and he beckoned the other three people of the Pei brothers to lead the plainclothes tiger guards not far away, and come over to confiscate those runes.

Seeing this, the two little Taoist priests immediately became anxious, and while they tried their best to stop the guards, they said, "Who are you and what are you going to do?" Any idea whose floating water this is? The Tao family's! Believe it or not, I let my grandfather skin you. “

Pei Qian raised his eyebrows and asked, "Who is your grandfather?" ”

The little Taoist priest raised his head and said triumphantly: "Say it and scare you to death, Tao Taigong and Wang Taigong are both from our grandfather's generation, and Tao Taigong's son is the prime minister, and the Taiping prince is also!" Therefore, in terms of seniority, the prime minister of the dynasty is our grandfather's generation! ”

At this time, the potter walked over and said to Pei Qian dissatisfiedly: "It's so slow to confiscate something?" Are you copying goods or recognizing your relatives? ”

Pei Qian smiled: "I'm recognizing my relatives for the prime minister...... Introduce, these two are your long-lost grandchildren. ”

……

An hour later, the potter sat down in the ashram inside the temple.

Opposite him, sat Wang Yun and Tao Qian, who were full of gloom.

After a long silence, the potter said to them, "You two are really getting older and going back!" At an age, if you want to cultivate the Tao, you can cultivate the Tao well, what are you doing with Fu Shui? I don't know that Zhang Jiao started by selling this thing back then? ”

Wang Yun said angrily: "Are you embarrassed to say? Our two brothers have achieved success in cultivating the Tao and have practiced all their skills, so what's wrong with wanting to use their own immortal methods for the benefit of the common people? What is the purpose of you running the rung? ”

The potter's expression was full of dissatisfaction like Wang Yun: "Rest quickly, praise you two immortals, are you still serious?" In fact, at most, they are just two magic sticks. ”

The words made Wang Yunqi's liver hurt, and the sparks on his head rubbed against him.

Could this little bastard come to anger the old man?

Tao Qian closed his eyes, muttering something back and forth.

The pottery merchant looked at Tao Qian's chattering appearance and couldn't help but be very curious.

"Father, what are you doing best?"

"Recite the Tao Te Ching." Tao Qian said lightly.

The potter frowned suspiciously: "What are you carrying that thing for?" ”

"It's good to carry it, if you don't carry it, the old man is afraid that it will be a whim, and he will pinch a sword trick to stab you to death!"

Look at the ...... used in this word Return the evil animals.

When he was young, he saw that Tao Qian seemed to have memorized the Tao Te Ching almost, and the murderous intent in his heart seemed to be almost suppressed, so he immediately opened his eyes, brushed his white beard and said: "The old man's way is still not enough, because of this trivial matter, I almost moved my hatred...... Amitayus! ”

The potter said helplessly: "I am your own son, for the sake of a little deceptive floating water, you actually moved the idea of killing me...... As for it? ”

"As for?" Wang Yun said on the side: "Those floating in the float have my two thousand years of Taoism, do you know how much of a sin you have committed? ”

The potter rolled his eyes.

The two of you are more than 100 years old combined, and how many years are you? Is the living king eighty percent fine?

Looking at the pottery merchant's unbelieving expression, Tao Qian educated him: "Dao Xing has nothing to do with age, it refers to the inner qi of the cultivator, etc., you are an outsider, but you don't understand the mystery of this." ”

The potter sighed.

These two old things have gone crazy!

"Dad, I didn't want to tell you this when I was looking for you this time, Han Hao is dead, and the hearts of Jinling City are floating now, and I can't rush back to appease you for a while...... I think about it, only you are suitable to go back for me and appease the people of Jinling City! ”

Tao Qian frowned, as if he was very dissatisfied.

"Let the old man go back? The old man is an outsider, what are you doing with your mundane things? No, no, no! ”

The potter said anxiously: "If all parties move today, and wars break out, you are a member of the Tao family, and you should do your best!" Usually you don't care how to mess around, but at this time, you have to shoulder the responsibility! ”

Tao Qian's head shook like a rattle: "No, absolutely not, the old man is the body of the immortal family, how can he be involved in your mortal war?" I have struck too hard, and if I go out of the mountains, will there be rivers of blood. ”

Nima!

Still a river of blood?

The potter was completely speechless.

When he was young, he saw the potter take a deep breath and said, "Since you don't want to go, then I might as well stop you, you are so born here to cultivate...... Remember to pay the fines owed to the imperial court. ”

The two old men were stunned for a moment.

"Fines?"

"Yes, you sell floating water without a license, affecting social order, and your two great-grandchildren are disrespectful to me, and they also spread superstition...... According to the preliminary calculation, a total of 100 million yuan will be fined, and I will ask Minister Peng Cheng to send someone to collect it tomorrow morning, remember to prepare cash, don't be in vain...... Again, we only need cash, not white slips. ”