Chapter 39: Flickering
Yu Ji! This name is quite familiar! Aiming at the old Taoist priest who squinted his eyes under the big locust tree and looked like a fairy wind and bones, Wang Hou pinched the mustache on his chin that had grown with great difficulty, and kept recalling.
In fact, it is not surprising that he is familiar with it, in this era, everyone who is named in the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is marked, which is a big cheating weapon for him, however, just when Wang Hou began to recall which god it was, Yu Ji, who was sitting under the big locust tree, also moved when he heard the wind.
He opened his eyes very fairy-like, and was slightly tricky at the begging old woman, in Wang Hou's surprised gaze, this old guy was like an old man on TV, handsomely drew his sword, and then, Wang Hou's eyes widened in disbelief.
"Ou Ou Ou Ou~"
A sword swung over the top of the young man's head lying on the ground, and the old fellow's movements were very obscene, like a big horse monkey jumping around, sometimes clapping his mouth with his left hand, and screaming like a monkey.
But such an old madman like an Internet celebrity who suddenly cramped and danced awkwardly on the street also got a voice of praise from the people around him, and even Guo Jia and Guo Ghost Cai exclaimed with glowing eyes.
"Five fowl play! The legendary Five Fowl Play! ”
The aesthetics of people in this era are hopeless! Wang Hou shook his head speechlessly.
It's really a five-bird play, first the big monkey, then the small brain axe, and then the big bear, tens of thousands of people watched this old guy brush a big set of treasures, but don't say, this Yu Ji really has a set, after such a big set of actions, his face is not red and he is not panting, and his physical fitness is probably a few points stronger than that of a young man.
A set of five bird plays took a turn, and in the eyes of everyone's worship, Yu Lao Immortal finally took the credit, the tip of the sword was turned up and behind his back, and then he returned to the big locust tree in a hurry, where, the apprentices had already put a bowl of yellow table paper and a bowl of water, Yu Ji suddenly picked up the water bowl and poured it into his mouth, and the puff sprayed on the sword at once, and then the big sword slashed three swords on the yellow table paper.
Here, a magical scene appeared, every sword fell, there was a bloody sword wound on the yellow table paper, a total of three bloody sword wounds appeared on the paper table, carrying the paper, Dao Tong showed a circle around one by one, and the people who saw it were all gasped in horror, drove the ghost to the paper, and slashed to death with a sword! What a fairy trick!
Even Guo Jia couldn't help but take a breath of admiration, but at this time, a sneer came into his ears, and he turned his head a little stunned, Guo Jia just happened to see Wang Hou hide his expression full of sneers and disdain.
Then it was logical, Yu Ji sat cross-legged under the locust tree again, closed his eyes and didn't speak, after the display, Dao Tong burned the yellow table paper that killed the ghost, put a bowl of bitter soup from a large urn, poured the paper ashes into it, and fed the young man with a blue face to drink.
However, it is estimated that this boiled black soup is strange, after a bowl of medicine went down, the thin and dry young man's face actually improved a lot, in the surprised eyes of everyone, it didn't take two or three minutes, he didn't tremble, he got up and kowtowed to Yu Ji, a magical scene, and the spectators who listened to the sermon around him were all amazed and discussed.
"Living immortals!"
"It's really a real person alive!"
Among all kinds of praise, it is estimated that the little Taoist boy also floated when he heard it, and he proudly raised his belly high, and whisked the dust there refreshedly, and announced it highly.
"Today's sermon ends here, Mr. Rende, take the spring water of Langya Xianshan, boil the ethereal elixir, the sick drink the pain is all, and the disease-free can also prolong life, today and you have a fairy fate, one person and one bowl, you can come up to receive!"
Seeing this scene, the corners of Wang Hou's mouth sneered and couldn't help but be convinced, he had seen a lot of this routine in the market, wiping the bottom of the pot, checking the kettle, performing a big chase to make a gimmick and then fool the big guy to buy it.
As for the free fairy soup? He has also seen this method, before crossing he went to Shanhaiguan to visit, the whole scenic area did not see a tour guide, as a result along the city wall to the northeast corner of the corner tower, jumped out of a girl called herself a tour guide, said to take them into the corner tower for free to play.
Good guy, go in and touch the transfer stone, and in a daze, a master came out to preach to him and tell fortunes, and at the end of the lecture, people threw a thick merit book in front of Wang Hou, and listened to it, don't donate unlucky, don't donate it!
In the book, the lowest one is also one hundred and ninety-nine, full of pain and two hundred oceans, and received a peach wood axe that is obligated to come out with a few yuan, and a king grinned for more than half an hour.
In the afternoon, I walked to the middle bell and drum tower, thirty yuan tickets, just went up, and a girl jumped out and said that she would take him to play for free, and her eyes glanced at the master who squatted inside, and the bell didn't look at it, Wang Hou turned around and slipped away.
Seeing a large group of people rushing up and scrambling for what immortal soup, it is estimated that the thick merit book is waiting there, holding his arms, Wang Hou is eyes full of pity like a fool who has come over, and he keeps shaking his head.
However, this late Han Dynasty is also a fool too many liars are not enough frivolity, one is not bolted well, Cao Hongjie's girl is like a husky who spreads the chain, and she slipped out of it, or the iron head skill just now, and disappeared into the crowd like a loach, full of sorrow, Wang Hou and Er Kang stretched out his hand forward to greet her, wanting to call her back, who knew that there was a man around him, Guo Jia also crashed into the crowd like Alaska.
There are several large urns of black soup, and one person can divide a small bowl into thousands of bowls, but tens of thousands of people here are like huskies grabbing food, and in less than ten minutes, the bottom of the pot is almost licked clean.
Not to mention, this year's scholar is not a weak scholar like Song Ming, Guo Jia, who is also a ranger, is also a ranger when he reads, relying on the dexterity of stealing chickens and touching dogs when he was young, he got a big bowl for himself, not to mention, but also gave Cao Hongjie I don't know who touched a big bowl from whom, and followed this girl out happily, shaking his head while walking.
"I went to take Brother Wang Xian today, I delayed listening to the sermon, and it was a big regret in my life, but I can have a fairy soup drink, which can be regarded as a lost harvest of mulberry elm! When the floating is white! Goo! ”
Muttering, no matter what this thing is, raise your head high, and pour it into your stomach, however, just now it was still a look of enjoyment, the first bite was contaminated with the tongue bud, his old face was green, almost didn't squirt out, but he was unwilling to put it down, his face twitched violently, pinched his nose and poured it hard, that face also changed from green to blue, from blue to purple, and finally from purple to black, choking, this Guo ghost can be regarded as a bowl of black soup to the bottom.
This thing is still dead to save face, obviously undrinkable is about to vomit blood, after drying, in front of Wang Hou, he still shook the muscles under his face, and shook his head with a fake look that he couldn't be fake.
"The best wine in the world is really endless!"
"Haha, it just so happens that there is a bowl here on the Red Festival, the gentleman doesn't win people's love, Brother Feng Xiao loves it so much, how about doing it together?"
His mouth was happy, Wang Hou deliberately made a move, laughing and joking, but the result was a sentence that obviously made the corners of Guo Jia's mouth twitch violently a few times.
However, the best laugh is the last laugh, just when Guo Jia was sad and wanted to slap his swollen face and become fat, Cao Hongjie pushed the big bowl in his hand in front of Wang Hou.
"You drink!"
"Ga ......"
Suddenly, Wang Hou's smiling face froze there, and he looked at Guo Jia, who almost didn't burst his belly with laughter, and was so happy that he came back with a mockery, he was sadly pulling the old face and delaying it.
"This, this is not good! After all, it's the Red Festival, and you finally asked for it! ”
"What's bad! Miss Ben, I practice martial arts diligently, my body is healthy, I can't use it, who is like you, the four bodies are not diligent and the grains are not divided, it is rare to have the elixir of the old gods, you hurry up and give me a drink! When the province is down, you have to take care of you! ”
"Tsk, Brother Tuqiu, it's the hardest thing to accept the grace of a beauty!"
Shaking his head and shaking his head, for the first time Guo Jia was able to show such a cheap expression, instigating on the side, looking at Cao Hongjie with an angry but concerned look in his eyes, he sighed helplessly, and Wang Hou also put the soup bowl in front of him.
Didn't drink it for the first time, he sniffed it first, he was afraid of what kind of life-threatening thing was in it, and sniffed it heavily, the bitter smell was so bad that Wang Hou almost didn't have tears in his eyes.
But this time, he was relieved, he always had a cold when he was a child, he always drank traditional Chinese medicine, and he had a strong resistance to bitter taste, and among them, he also smelled two old friends.
Coptis chinensis and indigo root!
No wonder the sick seedling just now can be energetic, on the one hand, how can the hot soup warm up the cold body, on the other hand, these two herbs are for the wind and cold, it seems that this old man Yu Ji cheated money is cheating, and he has a little conscience.
Since poison does not kill people, Wang Hou also pinched his nose and raised his head, and poured the old bitter soup down, grinning bitterly.
Guo Jiale almost didn't get his back molars out, but he didn't have the last laugh, he took a few steps and saw that Cao Hongjie, who was full of satisfaction and happiness, was very casual and stepped on Wang Hou's arm, the two snuggled and walked out, and were stuffed with a mouthful of dog food, and Guo Guicai, who is still a single dog, couldn't help but muttered behind his back.
"The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient! Sage Cloud: The court is wide, and men and women do not give and receive intimate ......"
Listening to him muttering, he was once again mentally victorious, and took advantage of someone to squeeze in, and deliberately protected Cao Hongjie in his arms, so angry that this thing grinned even more.
But this trip is in vain, looking at Yu Ji's appearance of pretending to be a ghost, he doesn't look like an ancient chemist who can't be poisoned by eating heavy metals, plus he still has to be busy dressing, there are too many people around, he did two bowls of old bitter soup, and found horses and everywhere outside, and the three of them turned over and got on their horses again, ready to go back to Xudu.
However, things have changed so much, and before Wang Hou pulled Guo Gui, who was still there crookedly and could live for a few more decades after drinking immortal medicine, he set off, but a crisp shout sounded behind him.
"It's the Jinyang King Commander in front! The family teacher is invited, and I hope that the commander will stay for a while! ”
"Excuse me?"
Wang Houpo was a little stunned, pointing to his nose and turning his head.