There are always many unexpected things happening in this life, and if everything is expected, either this person is already a god, or the world is quite boring.

So when the copper coin flew up and fell and fell on a stone, and broke with a snap, Li Didiuu felt that he had been struck by lightning, and his own electricity was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.

Xiahou Zhuo and Ye Zhuzhu's eyes widened, and even they felt unacceptable for a while, and then they laughed, and their laughing mouths were about to split.

Li Diudiu bent down and picked up the broken copper coin and looked at it, the fracture of the copper coin was black, and there was a little copper color to be seen.

Xiahou Zhuo said: "You can't blame God for this, if you want to blame it, blame the Minting Division under our Da Chu Hu Department, look at this copper coin and know that it is from the Jiangbei Minting Division, this kind of copper coin will be broken if it is cracked." ”

He stretched out his hand to Li Diudiu and said, "Is there anything else, give me one." ”

Li Didiu took another copper coin and handed it to Xiahou Zhuo, Xiahou Zhuo pinched the copper coin with both hands and broke it, and there was a crisp sound, and the copper coin was actually broken.

"There is almost no copper in the copper coins made by these dogs."

Xiahou scolded him.

Li Diudiu said: "Okay, now you owe me a copper coin." ”

Xiahou Zhuo: "Huh? ”

Li Diudiu said: "I broke it myself, but you broke it." ”

Xiahou Zhuo: "......"

Ye Zhuzhu said with a smile: "What I want to eat now is to go back to Jizhou City, but fortunately, I received silver tickets instead of copper coins." ”

Li Didiuu looked at the two damaged copper coins and said, "It's a huge loss, I have no intention of entertaining you." ”

Xiahou Zhuo kicked him on the ass: "Fuck off." ”

Li Diudiu: "Giggles? ”

Xiahou Zhuo: "Get out of ......"

Xiahou Zhuo also looked at the two damaged copper coins, and after a moment of silence, he said: "The lifeline of the people of Da Chu is held in the hands of this group of bastards, how can there be no accident, what is the quality of our Da Chu's money at the beginning, and now it is also called copper coins?" ”

Ye Zhuzhu patted him on the shoulder: "It's not up to you and me to control it, those beasts have fattened themselves in this way, which one is not oily and big-eared, and then look at the people, which one is not yellow and thin." ”

He sighed and said, "Sometimes I can't help but think, it's better to be over than to stay up like this." ”

Xiahou Zhuo covered his mouth: "This is not your own home, don't talk nonsense." ”

Ye Zhuzhu nodded, Xiahou Zhuo let go of his hand, and Ye Zhuzhu asked him: "What did you do just now, why are your hands so stinky!" ”

Xiahou said: "I took a copper coin from the hand of Mr. Li, can it not stink?" This man stinks. ”

Li Diudiu: "Have you smelled it?" ”

Ye Zhuzhu: "Alas...... Can you two be more mature? ”

At this time, Wang Heimin's wife packed up her things, in fact, there was nothing to clean up at home, an adult and two children, each carrying a package, loaded with some clothes and soft clothes, and the others did not have to be carried.

Just as they were about to leave, a man who looked to be in his twenties came with a couple of young men and reached out to block the way.

The man in the lead squinted at Li Diudiu and them, and then at Wang Heimin's wife, and sneered a few times with the kind of bad guy standard sneer.

"Why are you going?"

He stretched out his hand to stop there: "Dead mother-in-law, your family hasn't paid the grain rent this year, is this going to run?" I said that you two children will be sold without paying the grain rent, don't you remember?! ”

Xiahou Zhuoyi frowned: "Who are you?" ”

The man straightened his chest and said, "I'm the head of the village, my name is Wang Xinglun, where are you from?" ”

Wang Heimin's wife was angry, she almost couldn't suppress it and wanted to burst out, looking at Wang Xinglun's eyes and shouting: "I didn't plant your field, why should I pay you grain rent?" ”

Wang Xinglun said: "I don't care if you plant or not, as long as you are a person in this village, you have to pay me grain rent." ”

Mrs. Wang said: "The court wants to collect, I don't have a single copper coin missing, why do you collect money indiscriminately." ”

"What the court collects is what the court collects, and what I collect is what I collect, is it the same?"

Wang Xinglun snorted and said: "I see that there are a few rich relatives in your family, right, hurry up and make up for the grain rent and silver, if you don't make up, don't think about going anywhere." ”

Xiahou Zhuo said a little distractedly: "A small Lizheng, something that does not enter the stream, is actually so rampant...... The upward and downward effects have been eroded to this point. ”

As soon as Wang Xinglun heard this, he immediately turned his eyes to Xiahou Zhuo's side, and looked up and down a few times, he had never read a book, he was illiterate, and he had no knowledge, his uncle was the master book in the county office, so he was used to bullying people.

People in this kind of place don't know what the world outside the mountains is like, in his eyes, the county commander is the world's biggest official, his uncle is the third in the world, the world's first county order and the world's second county are still close to his uncle, so he is afraid of a hair?

"Where are you a wild dog?"

Wang Xinglun said angrily: "It's your turn to speak in this place? ”

Xiahou Zhuo looked sideways at Ye Zhuzhu: "Write down his words, he scolded me for being a wild dog, which is a crime of beheading." ”

"Who the are you?"

A young bastard like Wang Xinglun didn't know who he was provoking at all, so he stretched out his hand and pushed towards Xiahou Zhuo, scolding while pushing back.

"Are you looking for death?!"

Xiahou Zhuo reached out and grabbed the hand when it was about to reach his chest, pinched Wang Xinglun's wrist and then broke it to the side, Wang Xinglun screamed in pain, and squatted down with Xiahou Zhuo's strength.

"Don't, don't do it......"

Mrs. Wang hurriedly persuaded: "The uncle in his family is the chief bookkeeper in the county government, don't provoke him." ”

"Lord Bookkeeper."

Xiahou sighed: "That's really big. ”

He spreads his hand wide, his thumb to his middle finger to the maximum, often using it as a ruler to measure the length of something, and then he pinches his thumb and middle finger together.

"That's it...... It's so big. ”

Li Didiu said seriously: "Although you should be mocking him, I feel that you are also mocking me." ”

Xiahou said: "Why are you so keen? Pretty accurate......"

He looked down at Wang Xinglun, who had to squat in front of him, and said word by word: "Do you know this gesture, what this gesture means is that your lord of Uncle County is so embarrassed in my eyes." ”

He slammed his knee forward and hit Wang Xinglun's nose directly, as if he had broken the soy sauce shop, how sour and sour it was.

Wang Xinglun cried when he lay on the ground, crying in pain.

The other young people were about to make a move, but in Ye Zhuzhu's eyes, these guys didn't even have the slightest threat, three punches and two kicks, these guys were knocked to the ground, and they rolled back and forth in pain one by one.

Xiahou Zhuo squatted down in front of Wang Xinglun, still gesturing the gesture, his thumb pinching his middle finger, and he asked with a smile: "Tell me, what does this gesture mean?" ”

Wang Xinglun was in the mood to answer, he didn't answer, Xiahou Zhuo's other hand slapped him in the face, two times and three times, the face of the fan was scarlet, and the flowers of the five girls were in full bloom.

"Answer me, what does this gesture mean."

Xiahou Zhuo asked again.

Wang Xinglun replied in a hoarse voice while crying: "It's a loss, a loss, a loss......"

Syllable!

Xiahou Zhuo gave him another slap in the face, and more than half of Wang Xinglun's three souls and seven spirits flew out, and his eyes were full of gold stars. "Wrong!"

Xiahou said: "Remember, this is called pinching your fingers...... If I pinch my fingers and calculate the fastest, I will be able to see you again in the prison of Jizhou Mansion in about seven days, and I can still see your uncle who is so big. ”

Where does Wang Xinglun dare to say anything, it's not easy to say anything, after all, his mouth is full of blood.

Xiahou Zhuo gestured again, pinched his middle finger with his thumb, and rubbed it.

He asked, "Do you know what it means now that you eat a trench and grow wise?" ”

Wang Xinglun didn't dare not speak, and said in a crying voice: "It's a loss and a pinch." ”

"Wrong!"

With a snap, Xiahou Zhuo gave him another big mouth.

"It's called some money."

He rubbed his fingers there and said, "My hand hurts when I hit you, and you have to compensate me." ”

Wang Xinglun: "Uncle, I was wrong, I really know that I was wrong, I beg you to stop beating me......"

He rummaged through his body and looked for it, and gave Xiahou Zhuo all the silver and copper coins that he could find, Xiahou Zhuo looked disgusted, looked at the money and gestured again.

"It's just such a loss."

After finishing speaking, he looked at Wang Heimin's wife and said, "Don't be afraid and worry, if I say it's okay, it's okay." ”

After finishing speaking, he gave Wang Xinglun a kick: "Go and let someone take a big car, we have to use it in a hurry." ”

Where did Wang Xinglun dare to say a word, let his subordinates go to set a big cart over, Li Didiuu tied his beloved little donkey to the carriage and followed, he came to catch the car, and set off in the direction of Jizhou City along the road out of the village.

On the carriage, Li Diudiu raised his hand and gestured, then looked at Xiahou Zhuo and said, "This is too fucking complicated, you are really a bully, you are embarrassed by the adults in the family, and you are crying." ”

Xiahou Zhuo laughed: "There are three meanings, what's complicated, besides, it's hard to cry when you cry, let's put the facts on the table." ”

Li Diudiu said: "Your gesture can still be arranged and combined, have you thought about it if you have a combination technique?" ”

Xiahou Zhuo asked, "What combination technique?" ”

Li Dididiu gestured at the gesture, then rubbed it and said, "Do you understand?" ”

Xiahou Zhuo shook his head and asked, "What do you mean?" ”

Li Diudiu said: "Pinch your fingers and count it to get some money." ”

Xiahou Zhuo laughed, Ye Zhuzhu just drank a sip of water, and squirted out with a poof, not to mention, there are rainbows under the sun.

Li Diudiu gestured again, and then rubbed his fingers again: "What about this?" ”

Xiahou said: "Isn't this the same as just now." ”

Li Didiuu said seriously: "This is a loss of money, can it be the same?" It's different, you don't have a good reaction......"

Xiahou Zhuo stretched out his hand and gestured: "Then guess what I mean by this." ”

Li Diudiu said: "Indeed...... It's complicated. ”

Xiahou said: "This is a debt you have to lose." ”

Li Diudiu: "Phew......"

Xiahou Zhuo pinched his thumb and middle finger and gestured again: "You guess again." ”

Li Diudiu said: "I was wrong, I don't guess." ”

Xiahou said: "This is an orchid finger." ”

Li Diudiu: "......"

Ye Zhuzhu next to him smiled like a fool, just laughing, Ha Lazi was about to laugh.

Li Diudiu looked at him, and then said to Xiahou Zhuo: "This person, isn't he a fool." ”

Xiahou said: "That's it, it's really naïve." ”

Ye Zhuzhu: "Huh? ”

I'm naïve?!!!

Fuck me naïve?!!!