Chapter 188 tells the truth
To say that this Sang Buzha has characteristics and benefits in speaking, and the serious words that come out of his mouth can make people laugh, as soon as he opened his mouth, all the people in the hall of Yanlailou came to see it!
Originally, Cheng Huaimo was eye-catching when he ate in the hall, and he invited the two suspected Tubo people, and this Tubo person actually spoke Tang dialect, it is not uncommon to speak Tang dialect, there are more Hu people who can speak Tang dialect, but I have never seen such an interesting Tang dialect!
It gives people the feeling that the Tang dialect of others is spoken, and the Tang dialect of Sang Buzha is spoken, and they are like beans one by one!
Since Changsun Jian has been busy with the border trade department recently, he knows a lot about other than Datang, and when he heard that he was a Dorjee person, he immediately became interested! What is the difference in that sentence is deliberately said! I want him to introduce Dorjee and understand the situation first-hand!
And when the eldest grandson asked what the difference was, Cheng Huaimo knew that this matter was half done!
The old sheepskin interfaced at this time: "The difference is big, what is the Tubo beast, we Duoji think that we are the leaders of the Tang Dynasty!" β¦β¦β
It's still a boy and girl candle that I often talk about along the way......
After a set, the eyes of the whole hall were red: "This Tubo is really not a thing!" Just kill him! How can there be such an inhuman thing! β
"I heard that the Tibetans also came to envoys? I heard that you still live in Honglu Temple? Let's go and see, why do a group of beasts live in Honglu Temple? β
"Go along! Let's go! β
The old sheepskin looked at it, this matter was going to be too much! What do they do? It's inspiring, if it's in Dorjee, this thing will happen, it's a good thing, this is Datang!
If something really happens, won't it cause chaos for the Cheng family? What? What do you say can't happen? That's wrong! Old sheepskin, they have seen too much of this kind of vision, and every time they attack the noble camp at night, they will basically burn the noble tent into a white ground when they see this kind of vision!
It was okay at the beginning, but in the end, Cheng Hong resolutely suppressed it! Those who leak this expression in everything, and who can't keep their sanity when charging, are forbidden to join the army! I even cut a lot for this! At first, Sanbuzha didn't know why, until one time Sanbuzha led the troops alone......
Sang Buzha would never forget the scene at that time, a white ground, and this group of red-eyed devils in the firelight killed people when they saw them......
And their eyes are the same as those of some people in the hall now, Sang Buzha is sure that if the Tubo people appear in the hall now, it is estimated that they will not even be able to catch a corpse!
Sang Bu was spinning around: "Don't be annoyed, don't be annoyed!" After all, our Datang is a state of etiquette! Can't be as knowledgeable as their savages! I really want to destroy them, and he will be killed with real swords and guns on the battlefield!
Since they are here, even if they are guests, we can't follow their example, stop and kill the envoys, right? But everyone remembers! See? β
Sang Buzha picked up a thangka hanging on his left chest, on which was a trumpet Dorjee Fumo, just a simple sketch, half the size of a palm!
"With this, it's Emon Dorjee! If you don't bring it, it's a Tibetan beast! Don't be wrong! β
Everyone laughed: "It's saved, you Duoji is still good, we Datang have made you a friend!"
The crowd laughed!
As a result, the Dorjee people who go out with thangka can also get a lot of gifts when they buy things! And the Dorjee people speak blunt Tang dialect and laugh with the Tang people!
Sometimes, by the way, talking about the days before and now in Dorjee, the same people at the bottom can certainly resonate! What's more, Dorjee's previous days were the same as hell in the eyes of the Tang people?
And the Tang people have just experienced the chaos at the end of the Sui Dynasty and have just crawled out of hell, and they naturally have a natural sympathy for Dorjee!
As a result, everything went wrong for Tibet, which was the opposing party! Not to mention the high price of buying things, I often buy defective products! Gar Dongzan ~ Everything is not going well!
Finally, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty is about to summon Gar Dongzan, and Gar Dongzan can finally speak, after all, in the eyes of Gar Dongzan, Li Erhe and the abandoned sect belong to the ruling class, and they definitely have no good feelings about rebellion!
In addition, your envoy robbed the princess who was sent to kiss, and also robbed the princess who came with him, why do you have to give an explanation!
"Xuan, the people of the Western Regions have entered Chang'an to meet the students!"
The protons of the Western Regions countries, headed by Koji Zhisheng, entered the temple to worship! Mouth called the Khan of the sky! After a big gift, both Li Er and the ministers are very useful! But as soon as the ministers thought that this was the prestige that Hou Junji had brought down, they suddenly had a feeling of eating flies!
Why is it Hou Junji?
After paying homage, Li Er's symbolic words of encouragement were nothing more than to let them study hard and contribute to peace in the future after taking charge of the Western Regions!
The protons were also grateful and said that they would live up to the expectations of Tian Khan, and Li Er was very happy, waved his hand, and built a Xingwen Hall out of his own pocket, so that they could all live there!
You must know that housing prices in Chang'an are very expensive! They may not be able to afford it, and they may not be able to sell it to them! Just look at those Hu businessmen, what can you do if you have money? No matter how rich you are, no one will sell you a house! A household registration will keep you away from buying and selling houses!
And they have lived for so long, naturally they know the situation of the house! When I heard that Tian Khan paid out of his own pocket to buy a house for them, he was immediately grateful! The matter of the monarch and the ministers harmonizing the countries of the Western Regions is solved!
Now it's time for the main dish! "Xuan Tubo envoys, Dorjee envoys to meet you!"
Gar Dongzan was wearing a robe with Tibetan characteristics, and the old sheepskin was still the jacket of the old sheepskin, and the two walked together!
Gar Donzan was kicked, and he was not too neat, and he walked fork after fork, and the old sheepskin itself had bad legs and feet, and he walked up and down!
As soon as the two of them came in, they couldn't make everyone laugh! Why can't their country pick an envoy? Get these legs and feet to be envoys?
Gar Dongzan's worship ceremony is serious, and he has reported his position and his name of Tibet one by one, which looks like a tall feeling, but how awkward it looks with his legs and feet!
Others don't know, but Li Er knows, and said with a smile in his heart: I'm afraid it wasn't the little monkey who taught him to kick that when he kicked this idea! Look at these two people really can't be serious!
The old sheepskin is much simpler: "The acting envoy of Duoji City, the old sheepskin, knock to see Your Majesty!"
Li Er looked at the old sheepskin and wondered: "Your name is the old sheepskin?" Why is there no name? And why are you dressed so badly in the temple? β
This is also what the Manchu Dynasty civil and military think!
The old sheepskin was tidy: "Back to Your Majesty, the old sheepskin stayed in the Dorjee City Lord's Mansion, and he was very frightened, lest he would not be able to govern Dorjee well, so he swore that if there was still a person in Dorjee who did not have a name, the old sheepskin would not take a name, and if there was another person in Dorjee who was frozen, the old sheepskin would wear this sheepskin!"
Always remind yourself that there are still suffering people in Dorjee! β
After hearing this, Li Er sighed with emotion: "Being an official is like an old sheepskin, give Dorjee 10,000 sets of sweaters to encourage!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty!" The old sheepskin leaned over and thanked him!
Gotcha, Tubo Gar Dongzan loses first!
Gar Dongzan was in a hurry to cry here: "Tubo asks the Heavenly Khan to call the shots for us!"
Li Er raised his eyebrows: Look at what drama you can perform: "Oh? What grievances did the Tibetan envoys have? β
Gar Dongzan wiped his tears: "Tubo is now suffering from internal and external troubles, and the princess who sent her relatives to Zhangxiong, Zanmeng Saima Ga, was robbed."
The ministers thought about it: Yes, Li Ke's pot!
As a result, the Tibetan and Zhangxiong became enemies, and the princess Polykuji Brikuti Vijug, whom the Nibora had sent to make peace, was also robbed! It is reported to be the same person! β
What's the uproar of the ministers? And robbed another princess? In other words, Li Ke not only strengthened other people's sisters, but also robbed other people's fiancΓ©es?
Li Er's rare old face is red!
"Outside Tibet, the Nibhara side is asking for people, Zhangzhung also wants people, and inside they ~" Gar Dongzan pointed to the old sheepskin~
"They are rebelling, burning, killing and looting, and half of Tibet is not at peace! Please also ask the Heavenly Khan to administer justice to us! β
The ministers looked at the old sheepskin, what's the matter? Are you still a rebel?
Li Er asked, "What do you have to say, old sheepskin?"
The old sheepskin knelt down and cried: "Whether the Dorjee people are rebelling or not, I will tell you!" If you don't talk about it, you can talk about me.
Forty years ago, I had a lovely son and a capable mother-in-law! That day I went out to graze, and the nobles of Tibet passed by my yurt and rewarded my son with a leg of mutton!
He smiled as my son finished eating the leg of lamb, and he smiled and wanted to get back an identical one! Where else is that? So he cut open my son's belly in order to get the leg of lamb back! β
Ministers: "Ah! "Boom!
"And my mother-in-law heard the cry of the child, ran out, and was cut into seventeen pieces by the Tibetan nobles, waiting for me to come back from grazing......"
Old sheepskin said that the old tears are all over here!
"I can't close my son's eyes, and I can't put together my mother-in-law's body! God is pitiful, for forty years, I have dreamed of them every night, I dare not die, I am afraid that they will ask me what happened to the person who killed them!
But the nobleman was still alive and well for forty years, and it wasn't until the rebels broke through the city lord's mansion that he got the retribution he deserved!
Do you know what was found in their house? Candles made of boys and girls! Burning living children with candles just to light a lamp in their graves!
And this is not an exception, it is the general case, until that moment I understood that it is not up to them to give justice, they are all demons, they have no conscience, if we want to live, we have to resist ourselves!
If you're hurt, no one will know you're hurting if you don't squeak! That's why we rose up to resist, otherwise we wouldn't have survived! Don't look at Gar Donzan's sanctimonious appearance here, maybe there are a few pairs of boys and girls in the house to make candles, I have seen a lot of people like them! β