Chapter 21 Bangbang rips off the bamboo, hehe watch the farce
When Bianliang was able to cut off the frog's tongue with a sword, they finally came to the city of Hanzhong.
From Tongguan to Hanzhong, the road is long, and there is a person on the back of the soul, so this walk is two months.
And who can practice the frog splitting sword technique in just two months, Bianliang can be regarded as a genius.
This is mainly due to his strong body, which has become easy to learn as he gets used to it.
At this moment, Bian Liang was proudly wielding his sword, like a child who had been praised, full of desire to perform, until he looked up and saw the tower of Hanzhong City, he was stunned!
What surprised him was not the twenty-zhang high city wall, nor the iron-cast city gate, but the dozens of giant trees behind the city wall.
There are huge nets hanging on the giant trees, and huge boulders lie in the nets, and huge boulders the size of houses cover the sky and the sun on the city wall, leaving a huge shadow on Bianliang!
"It's a doorstone!" Xue Mulan said.
She had heard of this kind of weapon, when the front end of the giant net was lowered, the boulder would smash in front of the city gate, completely blocking the city gate, and being hit by such a large boulder, even a saint would definitely die.
"I've heard that the gate stone is hung on the city wall when it is defending, and it is hung on a trebuchet when it is attacking, and I didn't expect it to be so big." Xue Mulan's heart was also shocked, there was no such thing in Xiangyang.
The trebuchet Bianliang knew, and Master Li said that it was a weapon that could kill him.
Seeing this stone, his heart began to be a little frightened, and he also regretted coming to Falcon, he knew that there was danger, it was better to rush directly into the palace to find the third prince, he was not afraid of the guards of Tongguan City.
But when it comes to the end, I can only bite the bullet.
There are three gates of Hanzhong City, and in the gate on the left are the Eagle Army of Hanzhong, and the Iron Guard of Chengdu in the Southern Dynasty, known as the most powerful army in the world.
But compared to the legion in the middle gate, it is much inferior, and the sage legion subordinate to the Emperor of Hu is stationed there, although the number is not large, but they are all saints!
However, the largest gate is on the right, and the people of Hanzhong live here.
There are not enough people, that can feed the 300,000 defenders of Hanzhong!
Some people say that Hanzhong City is the best place for public security in Hu, and no one dares to use force here, which is true.
Look at the people who entered the city, they lined up in a regular manner, and none of them cut in line, and they could only enter the city in Bianliang in a regular manner.
"Big brother, find an inn to rest first." Xue Mulan said that she hadn't taken a bath for a long time, and with three big men, it was inconvenient for her to go to the stream to wash.
For this reason, Li Changsheng often ridiculed her, but fortunately, there was a soul chaser to cover her.
"Let's go, let's go. If only I could meet someone like the proprietress of the hostess. Bian Liang sighed, not only drinking for free, but also being very refreshing.
But there are so many bold businessmen in this world.
Merchants, most of them are treacherous, no, the innkeeper must let him add money to live in a room!
"It's too much!" Bian Liang scolded in his mouth, just a twin room, what is the difference between two people and four people, why let him pay more, if it is not in Hanzhong City, he has to reason with him.
When he thought that this was Hanzhong City, he was still a little cowardly.
This inn is located in the center of Hanzhong City, with a street market in front of it, a bank, a restaurant, and a brothel.
After Xue Mulan checked in, he immediately found an excuse and sneaked out to take a shower, leaving the three men to rest in the room.
It didn't take long for a small sound to suddenly come from the next room.
Bianliang listened to it and felt that something was wrong, "Did you hear it, did you hear it, slap, slap, smack." ”
Chasing souls is a stuffy gourd, Xue Mulan is not there, he basically doesn't speak.
Fortunately, Duan Qilang is now speaking a lot more casually, although he has a rough life and has experienced many things that ordinary people have not experienced, but there are also many things, he is just a blank slate.
For example, what Bian Liang just said, he felt very strange, "Is there anything wrong with this voice?" ”
There's someone in the next room, and it's normal to have a sound.
"Papapa, it's Papapa!" Bianliang looked lewd and said slutfully.
He really wanted to find a more vivid word to describe it, and after thinking about it for a long time, these three onomatopoeia words were the most appropriate.
"What's the pop? Clap your hands? Duan Qilang vaguely felt that something was wrong.
But for a man who was imprisoned at the age of ten, he really couldn't have imagined.
"What a piece of wood, go, look, killer, you carry a little piece. It's guaranteed to be both exciting and enjoyable. ”
If you dare to do it in broad daylight, you dare to peek, hey. Whether it is the memory of his previous life or his current body, he is the age of blood and energy, and the spring in his ears is melting, and it is inevitable that he will have impulses.
Although the soul chaser didn't speak, he vaguely had a primitive impulse for this voice, and he didn't refuse and followed behind Bianliang.
The window was gently pushed open by Bianliang, and when the three of them looked inside, Bianliang immediately wanted to curse.
Good fellow, the curtain is down, and there is a thick layer of quilt on it.
I could only vaguely see the quilt swaying up and down, as well as the crisp sound of "pop, pop, pop".
"Your uncle, aren't you afraid of suffocating to death if you do this?"
The person in the bed even covered his head, and Bianliang was so boring to watch, he turned around and was about to leave, but he saw the expression of gritting teeth on the face of the soul chaser, as if he was fighting against the devil in his heart.
"No, that's going crazy." He muttered to himself, patted the head of the soul chaser with his hand, and whispered, "It's not good-looking, go back to sleep." ”
The soul chaser was slapped by him and immediately came back to his senses, and returned to the room with Duan Qilang on his back.
But Duan Qilang obviously didn't understand, he muttered to himself, "Could it be that someone is fighting under the quilt?" What's there to fight here. ”
It's a pity that he is talented and intelligent, and he can understand everything at all, and this thing makes him scratch his head.
Bian Liang also returned to the room, he still listened to the voice, and shouted in his mouth, "Bang, Bang, Bang... ”
It didn't take long for the voice to stop suddenly, and he thought to himself, this can't do it, it's not over so soon.
He was curious about what kind of person would do this during the day, or if he would do it with his head bored.
So he got up again and prepared to take a sneak peek, in fact, the most important thing was to see what the heroine looked like, whether she was beautiful or not.
As a result, without waiting for him to peek, the door next door opened.
A woman came out, about twenty years old, and she looked okay, but she was dressed a little dirty, like a rural woman, and the flush on her face proved that she had just been moisturized, and her color was a little gorgeous.
When the woman saw Bianliang, her face turned even redder, and she ran away in a panic.
It's okay, why are you shy, Bian Liang looked at the back of the girl in the distance and muttered to himself.
Everyone is an adult, and this is not an unsightly thing, he was thinking about this problem in the memory of his previous life, but the door opened again, and a middle-aged man came out, walking in a hurry, and almost hit Bianliang.
"Oh~~~" Bianliang suddenly understood.
There is so much age difference between this man and a woman, and there is still a sequence of appearances, so it won't be in the skin and meat business.
"How much is it?" He asked, out of pure curiosity.
"Smack." The middle-aged man took his hand and shook a silver ticket to him, "Didn't see anything, understand?" ”
"Huh?" Bianliang felt a little strange, that guy was going to gag his mouth, wasn't he doing business, what was that? Cheating?
"Smack." Another silver ticket, the middle-aged man said, "You've never seen me." With that, he left in a hurry.
Bianliang picked up the silver ticket and took a look, good guy, three hundred taels each, two six hundred taels, this master is really a big deal!
"Bang Bang Bang, Bang Bang Bang." Bianliang shouted triumphantly in the hallway outside the room.
He thought, in this life, luck is too important, like him, from the time to the present, so many days of hard work, there is no silver in his hands, this "Bang Bang Bang" bamboo pole knocked twice, and immediately became a big sum with six hundred taels of silver, saying it, I don't know what it can be envied by.
"Bang Bang Bang." He continued to scream, thinking to himself how nice it would be if he could meet such a good thing once a day.
Suddenly, a voice came from behind, "Big brother, what are you doing in a daze." ”
Xue Mulan came back, her hair was a little wet, and there were still some water droplets on her face, which made her white and tender skin appear more delicate, and her fleshy face felt like it was about to burst.
"Oh, that's a shame! It's a waste to look whiter than! Bian Liang sighed.
He thought of the woman who ran away from the desert just now, in terms of appearance, he was not as good as his second brother, how much mother should his second brother be.
"Oh my God." Bian Liang shouted in his heart.
If he goes on like this, will he change his orientation, because in front of her ruddy mouth, he actually has the urge to bite down.
From Xinye Xiang to Hanzhong, more than three months, this is the first time he has seen Xue Mulan after taking a bath.
"Big brother, what's wrong with you, don't scare me." Xue Mulan didn't know that Bianliang was being a nymphomaniac in front of him.
"Ahem." Bian Liang coughed twice, and he proudly shook the silver ticket in front of her twice, "How about it, Bang Bang Bang, your eldest brother's bamboo pole is beating hard." ”
"What a bamboo pole?" Xue Mulan asked, after hearing the story told by Bianliang, her whole face turned even redder, and she stomped her feet and scolded, "Big brother, you can't have less dirty thoughts." ”
In the bathhouse, she was a woman for a few minutes, and the demeanor of her daughter's family at this moment was something she hadn't had in a long time.
But Bianliang didn't pay attention at all, he was still quiet in the happiness of knocking bamboo! He listened with his ears sideways, trying to continue searching for the sound of popping.
As a result, I heard someone shouting, "Someone, help, rob money!" ”
"Let's go, let's go!" Bian Liang grabbed Xue Mulan's little hand and rushed out of the inn, while saying, "Why are your hands so slippery, are you wiping your nose with your hands!" ”
He has pulled this hand countless times, and when he pulled it before, it also felt a little slippery, but unlike today, Xue Mulan's hand was not dry today, it was wet and slippery.
"Big brother, do you have this hobby?" Xue Mulan didn't withdraw her hand, she was used to Bianliang's grinning face.
The more embarrassed you are, the more proud he becomes, and she doesn't want him to be too proud!
The two of them said, they had left the inn, Bianliang saw that it was actually the middle-aged man who gave him money, reaching out and grabbing a slender person like a bamboo pole, and his mouth was still shouting, "Someone, robbed the money." ”
Bianliang felt that something was wrong, there were not many people at the door of the inn at this time, and the people who were robbed of money were so arrogant? Are the money grabbers so honest? Looking at the thin bamboo pole, with a look of grievance, his slender hands were raised high, and he explained softly there, "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding." ”
If it weren't for listening to the two of them, Bianliang would have thought that a middle-aged man was robbing a thin bamboo pole. So, he didn't do anything, ready to see what happened.
The two didn't stalemate there for long, a few city soldiers came, the middle-aged man said a few words to them, and took out a piece of jade pendant on his waist, and the city soldiers took the thin bamboo pole away.
"Strange!" Bian Liang touched his scalp and was thinking, Xue Mulan said the words he thought, and she also saw that there was a farce at the door, and it was strange why she was making trouble in Hanzhong City?
The security of Hanzhong City is good, and Hu Guo knows it.
This thin bamboo pole is none other than the monkey Runran, he followed the four of them all the way to Hanzhong, and the reason why he didn't do it on the road was because his young master Duan Qilang hadn't arrived in Xiliang yet, and he couldn't do it easily.
But the scene where Bianliang took the silver ticket just now was clearly seen by him, and he could reach out to get the silver ticket, and he didn't want to miss such a good thing, because he felt that he had seen everything Bianliang saw, so he was waiting for the middle-aged man at the door of the inn.
As a result, when the middle-aged man came out of the inn, he turned his face and didn't recognize anyone, and directly arrested him, but fortunately he had the Tongguan City secret agent token given by Duan Tianen, so that he would not be locked up.