Chapter Seventy-Six: Fighting Little Fat (Part II)
Since Li Tai can't wait to find abuse, Li Zexuan wants to fulfill the little fat man's wishes.
Li Zexuan took two steps with his hands in his hands and said slowly:
"Then please listen to the first question of Your Highness, what are you afraid of cloth and paper?"
Li Tai laughed when he heard this: "Such a simple question, Li Zexuan, you are decided, haha, of course cloth and paper are afraid of fire!" It seems that you are the doorman of this palace, you should be decided. ”
Li Zexuan shook his head and said lightly: "Your Highness answered wrong. ”
Li Tai said in disbelief: "Is there any other answer?" I think you kid just want to deliberately cheat, if you can't give a convincing answer today, this king will not spare you. ”
Li Zexuan ignored his threat and said with a smile: "Hehe, I don't know if Your Highness has ever heard a sentence, not (cloth) afraid of 10,000, only (paper) afraid of just in case." The answer to this question is in this sentence, so I say that Your Highness answered incorrectly. ”
Cheng Chumo heard the answer, he was stunned for a while before he reacted, and then he almost laughed, he didn't expect Li Zexuan to be so spoofed and come up with such a tricky question. The people of the Tang Dynasty had never heard of brain teasers.
Li Tai was stunned for a moment before he reacted, and said angrily: "You are a word game, but Xiao Dao'er, this king has already understood the trick of your question, you hurry up and come up with the next question." ”
Hehe, you think you understand, but you don't know that you guessed that you just fell into the pit, Li Zexuan didn't think so, and continued: "Then please listen to the second question, from 1 to 9, which number is the most industrious, and which number is the laziest?" ”
It's this kind of inexplicable question again, Li Tai stood up, scratched his ears and cheeks, and couldn't think of anything after thinking about it for a long time, Li Zexuan reminded beside him:
"Your Highness, hurry up, it's getting late."
Li Tai waved his hand and said impatiently: "This king can't think of it, you win this question, you can say the answer quickly." ”
"Back to Your Highness, the answer to this question is 1 is the laziest, 2 is the most industrious, as for the reason, I don't know if Your Highness has ever heard of a saying, called one (1) does not do two (2) endlessly, hehe."
What is special is the word game, Li Tai patted his head in annoyance, he didn't expect that he would make the same mistake twice, these two questions are very simple when you think about it carefully, just start from the text itself, find some colloquialisms related to the topic, and relate it to the topic.
Li Tai warned himself in his heart that he resolutely could not give Li Zexuan another chance.
Summing up the lessons of the two failures and making up his mind, Li Tai regained a little confidence and said: "Continue to the next question, this king doesn't believe the same mistake, I will make it three times." ”
Li Zexuan smiled, he also knew that these two brain teasers were easy for people to find the rules of solving problems, Li Tai was talented, and he must have found some ways to deal with this kind of problem.
But he doesn't plan to continue to play this kind of question with Li Tai, he wants to change the type, I don't believe Li Tai can guess it.
"Hehe, since His Highness is so confident, then please listen to the third question, may I ask why the frog can jump higher than the tree?"
After listening to the question, Li Tai quickly searched for idioms or colloquialisms related to frogs and trees in his heart, but after thinking about it for a long time, he didn't expect it, and couldn't help but be a little anxious, seeing that Li Zexuan was going to urge him again, he said angrily:
"This king doesn't know, you can tell the answer quickly."
Looking at the anxious appearance of the little fat man in front of him, Li Zexuan also thought it was quite interesting, and said with a smile: "Hehe, why can a frog jump higher than a tree, it is because a frog can jump, a tree can't jump, of course he can jump higher than a tree." ”
"Hahaha......."
Cheng Chumo's face was red, he couldn't hold back, and finally laughed.
Li Tai was furious: "You are using strong words, you are obviously asking why frogs can jump higher than trees?"
Li Zexuan spread his hands and smiled: "Yes, that's what I asked, is there a problem with this answer?" ”
Li Tai carefully chewed the question asked by Li Zexuan twice, only to find that there were two ways to understand this question, he walked into the misunderstanding of thinking at the beginning, this is another word game, but Li Zexuan changed his way of playing, and he was cheated again.
But he can't say that Li Zexuan's answer is problematic, he is willing to gamble and lose, he Li Tai still has this bit of gambling, Li Tai is a little like a gambler at the moment, he said unconvinced:
"You win this question, move on to the next one."
Li Zexuan thought that this little fat man was going to play tricks, but he didn't expect him to simply admit defeat, so he couldn't help but glance at him and continued: "Okay, Your Highness, please listen to the fourth question, may I ask what is on people's bodies that is hard to lick and hard, and if you want to sleep comfortably, rub it first." ”
Cheng Chu stumbled when he heard this, and almost fell to the ground, the first thing he thought of was the man's little brother, he really didn't think that Li Zexuan would be so dirty, but Lan'er is still here, is it really good for Li Zexuan to ask this kind of question?
Cheng Chumo glanced at Lan'er worriedly.
Li Tai's first thought also thought of the man's thing, don't look at him He is not even ten years old, but the royal person, so old, what do you not know.
He wanted to blurt out the answer at that time, but when he caught a glimpse of Lan'er next to Li Zexuan, he was a little speechless.
He couldn't help but scold Li Zexuan in his heart for being shameless, in order to win, he came up with such a dirty topic, if there were only a few of them here, Li Tai would definitely not scruple anything, but there was Lan'er, a little girl carved in pink and jade, in the field, he really couldn't bear to say it.
Li Tai's face flushed, and finally he could only say angrily: "Count you kid shameless, this king can't answer, I don't believe you dare to say the answer." ”
Looking at Li Tai and Cheng Chumo's reactions, Li Zexuan knew that these two people wanted to be crooked, and the thoughts of these ancient people were not pure, Li Zexuan thought in his heart.
"Hehe, where did His Highness say, what did I dare not say, the answer to this question is teeth, look at His Highness and the ugly cow like this, don't you want to be crooked?"
Lan'er was curious: "Brother Ugly Niu, what answer do you have in mind?" ”
Cheng Chumo's face flushed, and he said embarrassedly: "I didn't want to be crooked, the answer I thought of was teeth, yes, teeth." ”
Lan'er looked at Li Tai curiously again, and Li Tai hurriedly waved his hand and said, "This king didn't expect the answer, I lost this question, Li Zexuan, you hurry up and come up with the next question." ”
This is quite a bit of a desire to cover up, Lan'er's eyes are even more suspicious, but he still doesn't dare to ask, Li Tai's previous impression on her is too fierce.
Li Zexuan said with a smile: "Your Highness has already lost four questions, do you really want to continue?" ”
He was afraid that if he continued, Li Tai would be annoyed and angry by his abuse, and it would not be good, and the best result would be that Li Tai would now take the initiative to terminate the gambling game and everyone would reconcile.
But he underestimated the persistence of a gambler, and Li Tai said with red eyes: "Go on, what, are you afraid that this king will not be able to repay the debt?" ”
He Li Taike has never suffered such a big loss, he must win back a game, otherwise it will be too faceless.
"Well, in that case, then let's move on." Li Zexuan said helplessly.
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