Chapter 464: Can You Spank the Prince's Ass?

Zhang Xiaowu was stunned for a moment before he raised his head and asked, "Prince Shaobao?" I? Prince? Your Majesty, have you made a crown prince? Why haven't I heard this? ”

Emperor Dade slapped the table and feigned anger: "These days, why haven't you been to the early dynasty?" ”

Zhang Xiaowu smiled and said as he should: "Wechen is carrying out the work arrangement and institutional reform of the silver clothes guard these days, merging some institutions and setting up some departments. Your Majesty, when it comes to the institutional reform of the silver guard, it is necessary for the minister to explain one thing, the road in the city is too narrow, during the period of pedestrian traffic disorderly, the minister and the people demanded, pedestrians must keep to the right, so that the traffic will be smooth, and the minister set up a command at the traffic intersection, called the traffic guard, specifically responsible for maintaining the traffic work at the intersection. ”

"It's up to you to decide all this, you kid, how do you change the subject?" Emperor Dade said, "Just because of these jobs, you don't go to the early court for half a month?" ”

Zhang Xiaowu laughed dryly, he naturally didn't want to go to the early dynasty, the early dynasty was too early, he got up in the middle of the night every year, he didn't let people live, it was just one or two times, thirty days a month, twenty-eight days of the morning dynasty, the first and fifteenth days of the new year to rest, who could withstand it. However, Emperor Dade is a person who asks the bottom of things, and he can't be fooled, as long as he tells the truth: "Your Majesty goes to court every day, what time do you need to get up in the morning?" ”

"Four o'clock."

The so-called four o'clock in the morning, according to the time conversion is four o'clock in the morning, Zhang Xiaowu thought that he had never gotten up so early at four o'clock in the morning, so he had to shake his head and said: "Your Majesty, the minister thinks that the time of the early dynasty is set at the time of the morning is too early, it is better to set it at the time, so that everyone can sleep well at night, and can be more energetic during the day and work harder." For you, the emperor, your body has always been thin and needs sufficient rest and exercise, but every day for the sake of the morning dynasty, you get up at four o'clock, which is too hurtful. ”

Emperor Dade couldn't cry or laugh, it turned out that he couldn't get out of bed, and this ghost general also fell when he came to Longdu, and he was lazy, and he was even more angry: "I thought that you would be able to lead by example if you were the prince and Shaobao, but I thought that you were so lazy, I was really angry with me, angry with me." ”

Zhang Xiaowu said: "Your Majesty, don't be angry, I don't know what my prince Shaobao does." ”

Emperor Dade was so angry that he didn't want to talk to him, and motioned to the imperial envoy Lu Baiting to talk to him, and Lu Baiting smiled and said, "Lord Zhang, I'll answer your question." ”

Zhang Xiaowu asked: "What exactly does this prince Shaobao do?" ”

Lu Baiting said: "Protect the safety of the prince." ”

"The crown prince lives in the palace now, and I protect his safety, do you need me to live in the palace?" Zhang Xiaowu was puzzled, "This is inconvenient, my wife should be angry, and now we are preparing to get pregnant and have a child." ”

"Puff...... Emperor Dade almost choked himself to death with a sip of tea, his face was flushed with laughter, and he pointed at Zhang Xiaowu and scolded: "Stupid melon!" You don't have to say anything about having a baby. "This Zhang Xiaowu and Emperor Dade have at least one thing in common, that is, there are few heirs, and Emperor Dade has at least one only child, and Zhang Xiaowu has been married for nearly a year, and the second lady Wanqiu's stomach has not sounded, no matter how hard he tries, it is not. Of course, not only Zhang Xiaowu was anxious, but Mrs. Wanqiu was even more anxious, as long as Zhang Xiaowu went home at night, she kept pestering him to ask for public food, which made Zhang Xiaowu a little afraid to go home.

Lu Baiting showed a smile that all men understand, and said: "Zhang Shaobao, the canonization ceremony of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince will be next year, and even if the crown prince is canonized, the prince's age is too young to become the prince's mansion, so he needs to live in the palace until he is fourteen years old." Since the prince lives in the palace, there is no need for Lord Zhang to guard him day and night, so this prince is less secure...... It is an honor given to you by Your Majesty. Among the six divisions of the crown prince, Master Zhang is the first master to be canonized, which is the real Longen. ”

Zhang Xiaowu hurriedly expressed his gratitude to Emperor Dade, and Emperor Dade stroked his beard and said, next year (the third year of Dade) The canonization ceremony of the twenty-eighth son of the first month of the first month, your silver guard needs to be even busier. Zhang Xiaowu said that as a young master, it is naturally his duty to bless the crown prince to be canonized, and Emperor Dade said, since you are one of my son's teachers, you can't just be a false position as a young prince and young master, you also have to teach him something.

Zhang Xiaowu said: "What can the minister teach him? ”

"Martial arts and insight." Emperor Dade said, "Let the prince understand the court, civil, military, and foreign affairs." ”

"I understand." Zhang Xiaowu said, "If the prince is disobedient, can the minister beat him?" ”

Lu Baiting's face turned white, and he said in his heart Zhang Shaobao, Zhang Shaobao, you really dare to say it.

Emperor Dade also couldn't cry or laugh, and paused for a long time before saying: "I allow you to spank him, but in the future, after I die, he remembers that he was spanked by you when he was a child, and then he will seek revenge from you, then I can't control it, and I can't crawl out of the imperial tomb to warn him." ”

Zhang Xiaowu smiled and said, "Your Majesty, don't worry, I will scare and scare him, and I won't really hit him." ”

Later, Emperor Dade asked Laixi to invite the prince to Shangwu Pavilion, and the prince Shaobao taught him some basic kung fu, so that the prince's body and bones could be harder. When Emperor Dade was a child, because he paid attention to learning literature, his body and bones have not been very good, and there is no normal state of major illness, and these days because he often does radio gymnastics taught by Zhang Xiaowu, his body has improved. But the more people who are not in good health, the more they know the importance of the body, so Emperor Dade pays special attention to his son's body, but fortunately, Xuanyuan Chenghua's body has been thriving, and there is no illness or disaster.

After Zhang Xiaowu came to the Shangwu Pavilion, he first visited the Shangwu Pavilion, obviously the Shangwu Pavilion had just been cleaned for a long time, and it should have been dusty for many years. Emperor Taiqian gave birth to more than a dozen sons, except for the youngest Nine Emperors, who was the King of Jin, the rest of the princes died or died early, and the inside story must have been shocking. But because the Nine Emperors also went to the Prince's Mansion early, the Shangwu Pavilion was abandoned for ten years, and the little eunuchs and the little palace maids cleaned for three days in a row to achieve the current clean appearance.

Zhang Xiaowu entered the Shangwu Pavilion and felt a little cold, maybe it was the reason why he had been abandoned for too long, and now that it was winter, he was stunned suddenly, he didn't expect it to be winter, and there was still a month before the New Year, and I don't know what happened to the robes in Saibei now. Thinking of this, he beckoned a little eunuch to prepare pen, ink, paper, and inkstone.

The little eunuch thought that he was going to teach the prince to learn literature, so he paused for a moment before going to prepare, but he didn't expect Zhang Xiaowu to just take advantage of this time to write a letter to Xiao Kai.

After waiting for a long time, the future little prince, Zhao Wang Xuanyuan Chenghua was late, surrounded by many palace maids and eunuchs, with a reluctant face, his eyes on his white and fat face were half-squinted and half-opened, and he glanced at Zhang Xiaowu with contempt, as if this person was as insignificant as other palace maids and eunuchs.