Chapter 5: Pie in the Sky
Fan Li didn't pay attention to Ma Xiaohu's emotions, and said to himself: "My third young marshal of the Celestial Empire, you and Tartar are in the Hetao, and I am not so lively!"
It is the time when the husband has made great achievements, let's go to the northwest to earn wealth immediately. White horse silver gun, kill him seven in and seven out! ”
Ma Xiaohu laughed dryly: "Kill you!" Just you rotten grass carp, your legs are not as thick as your tartar arms. Hide at the end every time you fight, and dare to charge and kill the enemy when you go to the battlefield? ”
He was in a bad mood, and his tone was heavy: "Look at this weak chicken's body by yourself according to the river." Grilled and eaten is not enough to stuff your teeth!
Northwest Army...... I don't dare to go, change it again!"
Fan Li looked at his body, washed white vertical brown, and wore it loose and loose on his body. Although he is only two years old, he is shorter than his peers. Compared with the size of the eyes comparable to adults, it is even thinner.
Fan Li was about to say that I didn't have the strength to fight wit, when the street became chaotic.
"Get out of the way!"
Pedestrians dispersed in a panic. A team of knights laughed proudly. The brocade-clad horse roared through the crowd.
The leading boy is dressed in the most gorgeous costume, wearing a gold-edged scarf with the word "dart" on his head. The cloak on the shoulder, the horizontal halberd vertical hook is painted with the word "five bamboos", which is very conspicuous.
Ma Fan and the others stepped aside. Looking at this team of people, there was disdain in their eyes.
"His mother's gold and jade are ruined. Nandu is also the capital, and the concubine of the small dart bureau dares to come so nonsense. Ma Xiaohu frowned.
"Known as the first dart in the southern capital, the five bamboo dart board. Founded by five brothers, Xiao Boxin, Xiao Mengrong, Xiao Zhongzhi, Xiao Shufan, and Xiao Jimao, it has risen rapidly since its establishment. ”
Fan Li said sourly: "The Xiao family has been a slave of the Wei State for generations, and has a great relationship with the master. You must know that the southern capital of Jinling is 108,000 miles away from the northern capital where the emperor lives. In this, Wei Guogong is the boss.
Wuzhu Dart Game has a good thigh, of course it is arrogant! It is said that the chief dart leader, Xiao Mengrong, is no less than the Seven Heroes in martial arts, and he eats all black and white on the rivers and lakes, and is very good at management.
The five brothers of the Xiao family had a total of nine children. The gentleman who has just passed is the last Xiao Wuxiang. Also known as Xiao Jiu'er, the famous evil boy in the southern capital!"
"Jianghu? Happiness sounds great! Ma Xiaohu sighed.
"Yes, yes, we will also go to learn martial arts."
Fan Li came to the spirit again: "It's fun! Shaolin Wudang Emei ...... Famous mountains and rivers are one hundred decent!
After three years and five years, he drank spirits across the long sword and roamed the rivers and lakes. Feng Qixia, what do you say about the world? ”
Fan Li jumped onto the stone bench on the side of the road, using the branch as a sword in his hand, and his expression was dumbfounded.
"Seven Heroes...... Since the opening of the Seven Heroes system in the imperial court twelve years ago, how many Seven Heroes have been sealed? Either he was ruined or he died. This is a poisonous bone, but a group of wild dogs are in heat to rob it! ”
Ma Xiaohu said lazily: "It's still the same sentence, look at your weak chicken qualifications...... Everyone who sweeps the mountain gate is suspicious, change it! ”
"Why do you keep staring at me? No more change! ”
Fan Li was disappointed: "Big and small, you're just too lazy." If you think this or that, you just can't bear this gentle country, right?"
"Don't mind, what you're saying is either unrealistic or out of your nature. Do you want me to show you the way? Ma Xiaohu's face was full of urgency.
"What way?"
Ma Xiaohu's chin lifted across the river. Upstairs opposite, five or six women with heavy makeup were practicing.
"Qinglou?"
Fan Lidun was shy: "Although it is widely popular with beauties in Xia Yushu Linfeng, after all, I am still young, don't trick me into doing bad things!" ”
"I didn't let you look at the Qinglou, look at the side."
In the room next to the Qinglou, dozens of children sat on the bookcase and shook their heads: "At the beginning of people, nature is good. Sex is similar, Xi is far away......"
It's a school! It's hard to imagine that the Qinglou and the school were built together.
Fan Li's face suddenly darkened.
"You see, compared to doing business and joining the army to train martial arts, the threshold for studying is the lowest!
Before, your mother always scolded you for being a fool. You listen to me and help Zhang Tongsheng copy books for rich families. Although you didn't make much, your mother was happy to see you touching the book! Now that you come out to play, don't you rarely talk about you? ”
Ma Xiaohu rarely taught earnestly: "Your father was a talent when he was alive. Although your family is in decline, you are a serious child.
What about you, clever and there! Write a good hand and never forget it, prodigy! It's a pity not to read.
After reading the book, you will take a small reputation and become a petty official, and then someone will naturally ask you to do something. Then the oil and water are served, the petty officials are hugely greedy, and they will be able to make a lot of money in less than a year! Squeeze the oil brother, the second Gao Yu is you! ”
"I'm going to be an official, so I'll do you first! It's fun to talk about what's not good to talk about, it's not to talk about reading! ”
Fan Li's bitter face: "My mother used to teach me to write, and I didn't bother with reading much. Ever since I entered the school......
Those gentlemen were sour, and the tuition fees were expensive. Every day, what kind of person is good at the beginning, the dog does not call the cat and does not make trouble? Became like this after studying? I can't read it!"
Ma Xiaohu was helpless: "Don't say that the book is sour because people are sour!" I've seen a lot of people who read books and it's very good. Look at the little lamb, if you have nothing to do, go to the library!
He did dream of reading. It's a pity that he is a homeless person, and he doesn't have a formal identity to go to the imperial examination. That's why I want you to cherish the identity of a good family. ”
"I'm so embarrassed to say, you bastard!"
Fan Li scolded: "You and the little lamb should have gone to jail for tax evasion for so long!" Nima, Ying Tianfu Mansion Yin, is too careless, Zhang Baigui has only been dead for two years!
It doesn't matter if so many homeless people go to the city, they don't care if they gather people to fight, and they don't dare to care about Xiao Wuxiang's nonsense!
This has to be put aside, when the governor of Haiqingtian should be in the sky, he has to squat and spank! ”
Fan Li was indignant, spitting and complaining: "A year is not as good as a year!" My troubled words just now are not groundless. It's fun to watch, it's only been the twelfth year of the calendar, and if it goes on like this, something will happen sooner or later! ”
"Since the death of Zhang Baigui, something has already happened in this world."
Ma Xiaohu smiled lazily: "The power minister has fallen, and the Son of Heaven has returned to power." Long live the Lord has been working hard to clear the remnants of the Zhang Party in the past two years. This year is the most ruthless, arresting people, demoting officials and confiscating the army, which is already unscrupulous.
In today's imperial court, the central and local officials change frequently, and the officials are panicked. And our royal palace Yin ...... What kind of literary leader does it seem?
Good at writing, opera, calligraphy...... He can do anything in literature, but the means of governing are mediocre. I heard that I wanted to retire at the beginning of the year, how much hope do you have for him? ”
Ma Xiaohu sneered: "Just do nothing!" More things are better than less things, so that you can enjoy this peaceful and prosperous world! ”
A breeze blows, carrying a chill. Ma Xiaohu was slightly sad: "Zhang Baigui has passed away, Hai Qingtian is old, and Qi Laohu is sick." The charm is gradually born, how many years can you enjoy the prosperous age? ”
"Right, right? The light is dissipating and the darkness is growing. In such a world, a new generation of heroes is needed to come forward, such as me! ”
Fan Li was smug: "That's why I said...... The public is for the common people in the world, and the private is for the glory and wealth, so we still have to carefully consider the things that break into the world!
Although the road ahead is winding. But walking and walking, it is natural to be flat. It's better than not doing anything, just waiting for pie to fall from the sky, right? ”
"I'm just annoyed because pies can't fall in the sky!"
"What do you say?"
"I was born to be useful. I've always believed that God would drop pies for people like me who are confused in life.
Just like Han Gaozu did not encounter the uprising at the end of Qin, he could only be an old hooligan for the rest of his life. Uncle Liu Huang didn't meet Zhuge Liang, so he could only send people under the fence for the rest of his life. If it weren't for the brutality of the Mugwu, how could I have been able to conquer the Sun and Moon Dynasty for two hundred years? ”
Ma Xiaohu talked eloquently. A frenzied fire gradually appeared in his eyes: "I always knew that I was a restless bastard!"
Three years ago I was a slave, and God let me run away from the little lamb. Two years ago, we were wandering and dying, and it was God who let me meet my father to survive. So this time I'm still waiting to see what pie the old lady drops for me! ”
What kind of fallacy is this? Fan Li listened to his strange theories, and only felt incredible. You are doing your own thing, what are you doing with God?
"I don't understand what the outlaws think!" Fan Li could only sigh.
In his opinion, God never drops the "cake". The Celestial Empire has a population of 10,000,000 and an infinite territory. "Pies" have long been all over the ground, and they are nothing more than those who can eat them. Isn't there a saying that heaven and earth are not kind to all things, and what dogs?
However, Fan Li also knows that the brother in front of him has rich experience and has his own unique philosophy of survival. He asked, "What will God drop?" ”
"Who knows? Maybe you lose an opportunity, maybe you lose a nobleman. Maybe it's not far in the future, maybe it's right now. Tianhuo Homo, Tianhuo Homo ......"
Ma Xiaohu looked up at the sky. The frenzied flames in his eyes instantly ignited the flames: "If you don't take it, you will be blamed!" Whatever it is, if it does fall, I'll catch it! ”