Chapter 0999 - Wen Dou Wu Dou
"An Keke, it's not Han Lan's problem that the wedding has been delayed until now, it's because I want to have a better wedding, so I ......"
"Sister Xuan, don't speak for him, no matter how complicated the wedding is, it can be tossed at the end of last year, isn't he always saying that he is busy with work and needs to be postponed?"
Xia Ningxuan sighed and said again: "An Keke, you don't want him to come in, right?" As for this couplet, how did you get him right? ”
"Isn't he some kind of creative genius? The lyrics are so poetic, it shouldn't be difficult to get a pair, right? ”
"That's writing songs, when have you ever seen him pair up with someone?" Xia Ningxuan was speechless.
"Gee, isn't that still his best man? Can a dozen people be stopped by a pair? ”
Xia Ningxuan glanced at An Keke and the good sisters beside her: "This pair, how many of you can think of the next couplet?"
In the room of the "......", there was a sudden silence.
A group of maids scratched their heads and thought for a moment, then looked at Ankeke in unison.
Ankeke scratched his nose, and his eyes didn't know where to go.
"Ankeke, you don't know about Xialian yourself, why do you think they can think of it? Chen Ruoxi, those five people have taken Chinese studies classes with you, don't you know how much ink they have in their stomachs? ”
Xuanji girl Chen Ruoxi and the others glanced at each other and smiled awkwardly.
"Oh, Sister Xuan, why are you worrying about this? If they really can't think of it, isn't there still a Dean Su? If even Dean Su can't come up, you can ask Tan Lao for help, and Tan Lao will not embarrass him. An Keke waved his hand and reassured.
Xia Ningxuan thought that there was still a Tan Lun who could open the back door for Han Lan, so she was a little relieved.
"Don't worry, Sister Xuan? Let's move on? Ankeke said with a wicked smile on his face.
"Well, go ahead."
"Okay!" An Keke beckoned the maids to continue fiddling: "If they go out of the lower link, open the gate and let them into the front yard, the arch is closed again!" ”
"What's wrong with this second level?"
"Let's fight in front, of course this second level is martial arts!" Encore laughed.
"Yo? Transsexual? Don't bother him? ”
"How is that possible!"
"How could Wu Dou be difficult to get him?"
"Hehe, Sister Xuan, of course we know that normal will not be able to stop him, so we decided that the topic of this second level is to split bricks with bare hands!"
"......" Xia Ningxuan.
"Sister Xuan, don't you look at me with this idiot expression! Of course, I knew that he would split bricks with his bare hands when he was a trainee, but this time we were going to chop not ordinary bricks, but copper bricks! It is said that the female junior holds a gold brick, Sister Xuan, you are less than three years older than Han Lan, let's hold a copper brick is not too much, right? ”
"Aren't you afraid that he will slap you in the face with a brick and scatter your ashes?"
"Huh?" Encore blinked, and couldn't help but think seriously about this possibility.
After all, Han Lan's pig brain brain circuit is not the same as a normal person at all.
"Let's talk about whether there is a third level." Xia Ningxuan interrupted her thoughts.
"There's the third level!"
"The third and final level is downstairs in our boudoir. Let them sing until you're satisfied! Sister Xuan, you have to be reserved, don't let people run down as soon as they open their mouths. ”
The girls held back their laughter, this last level is actually not a difficult level, it is just to give their young couple a chance to flirt with each other and let the people around them have fun.
"And what if he sings exceptionally well?" Xia Ningxuan said with a smile.
"No matter how good you sing, you have to wait a little, deliberately hanging his appetite, I can't let him marry you home easily!"
"Really, why did you learn all this nonsense? We all got married......" Xia Ningxuan said speechlessly.
"Oh, Sister Xuan, since you want a sense of ceremony, let's make it a little more difficult! You'll listen to at least one song before you go downstairs! ”
"Okay, got it. What kind of copper brick in front of you, think about what to do for yourself. You can also think of splitting copper bricks, and Han Lan really raised your ashes when he turned around. ”
"Oh." An Keke arched his mouth and glanced at the sisters around him, wondering if the copper bricks of the second level should be kept.
"Sister Xuan, do you think Brother Lan can he split the copper bricks?" Chen Ruoxi asked curiously.
"No, you can't. Do you think he is superhuman? Hurry up and change one. ”
"Oh."
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"Ouch, I said ancestor! It's your wedding day, where are you going if you don't prepare well? Makeup artist, hurry up and make up your makeup, and you'll start worshipping your ancestors in a while! ”
Han Yiping was like an old mother today, and finally found Han Lan, grabbed him and called him a makeup artist.
The rest of Liu Rong and the others also looked at each other and dispersed.
The makeup artist carefully touched up Han Lanzai's makeup, and the stylist also trotted over to help him finish his style again, even if his current style is actually about the same, he still has to fine-tune it.
The hat must be positive, even one degree is not good.
Han Lan was at their mercy, everything was ready, and it was already past five o'clock in the afternoon.
The courtyard was very lively, and in addition to the people preparing for the banquet, the procession to welcome the relatives also began to prepare.
Before setting off to welcome relatives, there is a small ceremony of burning incense to worship ancestors.
A room was specially vacated in the courtyard and arranged as an ancestral hall.
The old Han family is not a famous nobleman, there is no genealogy, and it can only be traced back to four generations since Han Yiping, and he was still born in a poor peasantry, so he really can't find any famous and prestigious ancestors.
Therefore, you can't see the exaggerated pyramid of dozens of spiritual positions in the ancestral hall in the movie.
There are only six of them, but they stand there like a mountain.
Some outsiders who were watching at the scene were a little puzzled, and they didn't understand why the big family, which was originally branching out, was now only Han Lan left.
The atmosphere at the scene was very solemn, and Han Lan rarely put away her playfulness at this time, and landed on the side behind Han Yiping facing the six spiritual seats.
The deacon gave the incense for worship, and the father and son took it.
On the side, he sang and said: "There are descendants of the Han clan and report to the ancestors." Han Lan, the eldest son of the fifth generation, is sheltered by the ancestors, finds a good couple, is eclectic and virtuous, wants to welcome the household, and becomes a pair, hoping that the ancestors will agree! ”
"Bow. Bye~"
The father and son worshiped with incense.
"Xing~"
"Bye~"
The two of them said goodbye.
"Xing~"
"Flat."
The two inserted incense into the censer.
Han Yiping sat down in the main seat: "Go ahead, pay attention to safety on the road." ”
"Hmm." Han Lan nodded, turned around and went out.
Han Yiping was sitting in the house, and was about to say a few words to the ancestors, when he caught a glimpse of Liu Rong and the others who seemed to have something more on them?
Before he could see it clearly, the man was already far away.
Han Yiping scratched his head and continued to drink tea.