If you want to be an official, you have to have a good background, if you don't have a background, you have to have a backer, and if you don't have a backer, you have to be flattering. If not, you can have money. Things in this world can be solved with money, if you can't solve them, it's because you don't have enough money.

Zhao Ji is not only muddy, but also lazy. Every year, he will only appear in the Wende Hall at the end of the palace examination, but today he didn't know what medicine he had taken wrong, and sat on the dragon chair early, looking down on the more than 100 students who participated in the palace examination.

The Great Song Dynasty did have his advantages, and seeing that the emperor did not have to kneel, Tian Shiyi was very satisfied.

More than 100 people made a gesture to Zhao Guan's family, and then knelt behind the prepared small table, and the exam was about to begin.

The waiter of the Ministry of Rites solemnly presented the exam questions to the young ruler Wang Hao, and Wang Hao took it and wanted to open the mud seal and read out the exam questions.

At this time, Zhao Ji yawned and said sluggishly: "I have a question, I don't know who can answer it?" ”

Hearing this, Wang Hao and the examiners such as the waiter of the Ministry of Rites hurriedly turned around and saluted Zhao Ji. More than 100 students got up in a mess and gave the emperor again, Tian Shiyi had no choice but to follow, but in his heart he was silently calculating how many gifts he had given to Zhao Ji, and at the same time he had the idea of finding a way to ask Zhao Ji to return it.

Xu got up too early, Zhao Ji yawned again, and then said: "What kind of wine is Changdao iced tea made of?" ”

For a while, everyone was confused, thinking about what Long Island was and what iced tea was.

Tian Shiyi is about to vomit blood, cheating to such a blatant degree, does he really think that everyone in the world is a fool?

Zhao Ji really didn't sleep well, his eyes stared at Tian Shiyi for a long time, and his eyes looked blank.

It seems that the Zhao official family wants to deal with the matter of the royal pen point champion quickly, and then go back to Genyue to sleep. For the Zhao official family, the entire Great Song Dynasty was really the object of his request, and he didn't even have any scruples.

Being stared at by Zhao Ji, Tian Shiyi couldn't think of standing up or not, so he had to say again: "Long Island Iced Tea is a cocktail made of ice cubes, white mint wine, lemon juice, vodka, rum, gin, etc., and the color is similar to black tea, so it is named Long Island Iced Tea,"

Zhao Ji's long eyes suddenly picked up, and he rarely appeared.

"Is this the original recipe for Long Island Iced Tea?" Zhao Ji asked happily: "No wonder I asked for money and said that today's Changdao iced tea is not as good as the original wine, it turns out that this wine is difficult to find." ”

"Wang Huang!" Zhao Ji turned his head and shouted.

Wang Hao hurriedly bowed down and said with a flattering face: "The minister is here, dare to ask what the official family has sent?" ”

Zhao Ji looked at Wang Hao and said, "I order you to prepare what Tian Aiqing said, for seven days, and there must be no mistakes." ”

Wang Hao's eyes were long, he had never heard of those things, don't say seven days, I'm afraid that he won't be ready for seventy days. But the official family has already issued an edict, and this is the will, and it must be done. Wang Hao hurriedly received the order, but he was thinking about how to ask Tian Shiyi for advice.

Just thinking about it, Wang Hao immediately sweated on his forehead, and he had agreed with Tian Shiyi before, and this palace test was based on poetry. But under the pressure of Liang Shicheng, the test questions have been changed to policy theories, Tian Shiyi must be annoyed and angry, how can he point out himself. Bitter also......

At this time, Zhao Ji said to Tian Shiyi with excitement on his face: "Yesterday, I added two famous wines, pear blossom white and apricot blossom spring, to the Changdao iced tea, and asked the guards to pour a bucket of wine on the leopard. ”

This time, it was Tian Shiyi's turn to pour wine into the leopard, not to mention Changdao iced tea, no matter what kind of wine, the leopard would be drunk. The amount of alcohol is not what a leopard is good at.

Everyone in the Wende Hall heard it in a fog, although they were guessing that His Majesty was talking to Tian Shiyi, but who were these two champions? If the great poet of Wakata Eleven has a table, it is impossible for everyone not to have heard of it!

At this time, Zhao Ji beckoned, and Yang Jian, who was accompanying him, hurriedly brought a tray up, and the tray seemed to contain something.

Zhao Ji picked up the pen and wrote a few words, and Yang Jian hurriedly pointed his voice and said: "Hand-pick the new champion, Tian Shuangkui." ”

The solemn and majestic Wende Hall was silent, and everyone's eyes fell on Tian Shiyi's body. As soon as you came to the exam, you didn't take the test and you won the champion, didn't everyone come in vain? Second, everyone wants to know whether Tian Shuangkui is Tian Shiyi or not.

Tian Shiyi was full of chagrin, he hated the name Tian Shuangkui very much, and after today, I am afraid that everyone in the world will call himself like this.

At this time, Tian Shiyi should have knelt down, but the officialdom Xiao Bai Tian Shiyi did not have this awareness.

The great eunuch Yang Jian was helpless, so he had to say loudly: "Three days ago, the official family Qin gave Tian 11 words and double kui, Lord Tian, don't you kowtow and thank you?" ”

Tian Shiyi was full of reluctance, and knelt down aggrieved. This is the first time to kneel down when I came to the Great Song Dynasty, and even the excitement of being a high school champion was covered up. But he gritted his teeth in his heart and thought that when he must find this old boy to get this kneeling back.

To be honest, there is really nothing to be happy about today, Zhao Ji was messing around, everyone knew that he had given him a cocktail, and they knew that he had given him a watch. Now that he is using this kind of joking method to appoint the champion, the people of the whole Song Dynasty will know that his champion was obtained in exchange for flattery, which is not glory, but what a thousand people refer to.

Suddenly, Tian Shiyi suddenly thought: Could it be that this is Zhao Ji's cleverness?

There are no people around Zhao Ji who are not scolded as traitors, is it all Zhao Ji's intention? The benefits are self-evident, no matter how powerful the traitor is, it is unpopular, and it has become a luxury to rebel. If that's the case, this Zhao Ji is too insidious and too clever!

Tian Shiyi was thinking wildly, but the Wende Hall was "coaxing" and shouting all of a sudden. The sentient beings talked a lot, and the waiter of the Ministry of Rites was dumbfounded, but only Wang Hao lowered his head and did not dare to make a sound.

Wang Hao, the old fritter, knows very well that if he angers His Majesty the Emperor, not only will he not be able to change the fact that Tian Shiyi has appointed the champion, but he will also fall out of favor in front of the official family, so why bother!

Yang Jian hurriedly stood up and shouted in a fierce voice, "Where is the Golden Armor Warrior?" ”

The golden-armored warriors who were guarding the side responded with a "yes", and the Wende Hall immediately fell silent. The majesty of imperial power is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people in this era, and the noise of the hall is already sinful.

Some of the students gritted their teeth, some were angry, but no one continued to argue. Although the champion can't be a champion, as long as he participates in the palace examination, everyone can become an official, and a few people will have trouble with their future.