"Demon beast! Han Lan threatens fans! ”

"Hey, old Heihei, the Lun family loves you so much, you can be a purple murderer!"

"Xia Ningxuan: Close the door and let Lao Hei go!"

"Old Black: Whew~"

"Hahaha, save it as a meme."

"Is there a video?,Lately, the shortcomings of the ghost animal material."

"It looks like the background is backstage at the Spring Festival Gala, is the food at this year's Spring Festival Gala so good? actually ate Yanjing roast duck? ”

"MD can also be greedy for the New Year, you really have your old black!"

……

Backstage of the Spring Festival Gala, Han Lan looked at the sand sculpture comments of these sand sculpture netizens, and pecked Xia Ningxuan next to her angrily.

It's so angry.

Xia Ningxuan slapped him with a smile, and when she saw Teacher Cao coming, she followed and stepped forward to say hello.

"Teacher Cao."

"Teacher Cao, you're in good spirits tonight." Han Lan said with a smile.

"What's the spirit of being in a wheelchair, old, you don't have the spirit of a young man, and you still have the heart to kiss someone when you get off the stage?" Teacher Cao teased, obviously seeing their small movements just now.

Xia Ningxuan was so ashamed that she hit Han Lan again.

Han Lan happily took the wheelchair and pushed it for a while, and followed them to the check-in area.

"Teacher Cao, do you want to take care of your body, Director Zhao still asked me for a sketch that day, maybe there will be another series of sketches next year, will you still perform at that time?"

Teacher Cao glanced up at him and scolded with a smile: "Can't you old and young change sheep?" ”

"Hahaha......"

Teacher Cao waved his hand: "No, I really can't perform next year, and I can't take any good sketches." And you have to give young people some chances, right? ”

Han Lan nodded with her, and quietly praised her two rookie actors.

"Han Lan, speaking of which, I still owe you a favor, I don't know if I can pay it back before I go to the ground." Teacher Cao smiled again.

"Ouch Mr. Cao, don't say that, how can there be any unkindness? At the beginning, Zhao Dao framed you, this sketch was originally written based on you, and it is of course the most suitable for you to play this role. ”

"Okay, you, I've known Director Zhao for so many years, don't I know him yet? I know the favor I owe, if you need help in the future, remember to come to me, or find my apprentice, I have told you, I will try my best to help you. ”

Han Lan sighed, but he could only respond: "Okay, this is going to be staged, you always play hard." ”

The two apprentices on the side hurriedly came over to take over the wheelchair.

Han Lan and Xia Ningxuan couldn't stay in the check-in area to interfere with other people's work, so they said hello again and returned to the guest seat to continue watching the Spring Festival Gala.

"I didn't expect so many years to pass in a blink of an eye, when I was still sitting in front of the TV watching Mr. Cao's sketches, and now I am also on the Spring Festival Gala, and I sent Mr. Cao to finish the last sketch." Xia Ningxuan said with emotion.

"yes, you're almost three in a blink of an eye......"

"I'll kick you to death!"

……

……

The sketch, which was jokingly called the "New Year's Drama" by netizens, finally appeared on stage.

Although there have long been rumors on the Internet that Mr. Cao is in old health and it is a little difficult to perform sketches, it is really difficult to see Mr. Cao appearing in a wheelchair on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, which also makes many audiences feel sour.

Mr. Cao's speech is still full of Northeast accent:

"I heard that he is not a chef and has changed the hotline to prevent flickering, and he dares to threaten not to be deceived again, the cruel reality has approached my psychological defense, if I don't sell him this year, I won't be able to fulfill the topic that has dragged on for a year!"

"Good!" At this appearance, the audience applauded first.

As soon as I heard this opening remark, I immediately picked up the sketches of the Spring Festival Gala in the previous two years.

This year, I really continue to fool!

Many barrages in the live broadcast room are already brushing old stalks, and some people are asking what they want to sell this year.

Of course, some people also noticed the two newcomers who came to the stage with Mr. Cao this year.

To be precise, they are not newcomers, it is impossible for Tomahawk Entertainment to arrange the actors who have just debuted on the Spring Festival Gala, and these two people have also taken on a few plays after signing with Tomahawk Entertainment, but they are all playing some supporting roles, and they are still not popular.

The acting skills must be no problem, otherwise they would not dare to play with Mr. Cao on the Spring Festival Gala. But the appearance is there, it is too ordinary, and it is destined to be popular without a chance in this era.

And tonight, their opportunity came.

For this Spring Festival Gala, the two of them have been preparing for a long time, and they are rehearsing sketches in their dreams.

As soon as he came on stage tonight, the performance was naturally stable, and he didn't panic when he played with an old actor like Mr. Cao, everything was just right.

Then, Chef Fan also had two phases, and as soon as he had a conversation with Mr. Cao, his sense of comedy came up.

Following last year's brain teaser of "Qi Monkey in the Tree", another classic brain teaser made the audience call it interesting.

Chef Fan: "It's the Chinese New Year, our family didn't buy any New Year's goods, there is only one pig and one donkey left, do you say I should kill the pig first, or kill the donkey first?" ”

This brain teaser is actually very old-fashioned for Han Lan, but this is the first time in this world that I have heard someone talk about it, and many viewers who can't turn their brains have not reacted at the first time.

The barrage in the live broadcast room of Station 233 is also full of various answers, those who kill pigs first, donkeys first, and some people play tricks and shout that they will kill chickens first.

Waiting for the real answer to come out, I realized that I had been fooled.

It's silly to be scolded.

After tonight, I don't know how many straight men stupidly took this brain teaser to make girls laugh.

Compared with the previous two sketches, this third sketch actually has fewer laughs, and it has not yet met the audience's expectations in comparison.

After all, the level of the first two sketches is too high.

In this third sketch, Chef Fan, who had been fooled before, learned to reverse the routine, reversed all the way, and a set of "counting the plan" cleaned up the "big fool", which drew a successful end to the "Selling Abduction" series of sketches.

It also drew a successful end to Mr. Cao's acting career.

For the audience who have been chasing the watch for two years, it can actually be regarded as no regrets.

When Mr. Cao smiled and bowed for curtain call with the support of the two apprentices on the stage, not only the audience, but also some of the audience who were in front of the screen couldn't help but applaud.

After the sketch ended, Mr. Cao also officially issued an article, announcing his retirement.

This time he really won't act, even if Han Lan brings out a high-quality sketch script comparable to "Selling Abduction", he won't be able to act.

……

Spring Festival Gala director group.

"Director Zhao, our ratings this year seem to have broken through a new high in the past ten years!"

"Congratulations to Director Zhao for breaking his record again!"

"Zhao Dao New Zealand!"

Listening to the congratulations of his subordinates, Zhao Chengwen did not show too much excitement and joy, smiled calmly, and waved his hand to let them work hard.

While glancing at the scarf that Mr. Cao had just sent on his mobile phone, he sighed: "The older generation has come to an end, and it's time for the new generation to stand up." You can't always let the old man carry it......"

At this time, the door was pushed open from the outside, and when I saw the people coming, a group of young people rushed to report the good news:

"Yo, is Director Wei here?"

"Hello Wei Tai!"

"Director, our ratings have gone up again this year!"

"Hahaha...... Yes, yes, everyone's hard work tonight! Make persistent efforts to stabilize the party in the future! Huh? Lao Zhao, why don't you look so happy? ”

"No, no. Haha, I just saw that Mr. Cao was about to retire, and I was a little reluctant to him. Zhao Chengwen sighed.

"Alas, yes, this old comrade is gone one after another." Director Wei also patted him on the shoulder with emotion, "It's good that there are still you......"

"......" Zhao Chengwen.