Chapter 3: The sad Li Er!
"Lao Cheng, hurry up and bring those dry thatch, these little guys can't catch a cold!"
"Lao Li, yes, what about you! Can you be a little promising, don't grab apples with these pigs to eat? ”
"And you old Wei! It's okay if you don't do anything, and I can't care if you don't eat, but if you want to stand aside and sneer again, don't blame me for being ruthless! ”
Su Wen crossed his waist and yelled as he looked at the three guys who were making different movements at the moment.
Li Shimin, who was holding an apple to nibble, stayed in place for an instant, feeling that the apple in his hand was no longer fragrant!
Ma Ma Pi!
When did I suffer this grievance?
If you don't eat, you won't eat!
Li Er angrily threw the uneaten apple in his hand into the pigsty, then turned around and left here, going to the room to find potatoes to eat......
As for Cheng Yanjin, he laughed and really moved the dry thatch according to Su Wen's request.
Although it is said that doing these things loses their identity, I have to admit that doing these things is really fun, which is a feeling he has never experienced.
"It's the other way around! It's the other way around! When the general went to raise pigs for a country horseman? This...... What a system this becomes! Wei Zheng let out an angry wail, turned around and brushed his sleeves away.
"Do you think there's something wrong with this old Wei?" Su Wen sent the cut apple to the wild boar again, and then looked at Cheng Yanjin and pointed to his head and asked.
Cheng Yanjin, who was holding the thatch, was stunned for a moment, instinctively turned his head to look at Wei Zheng who was brushing his sleeves away, and then laughed and nodded without hesitation.
"You may not know, this old guy has always scolded others, and no one has ever dared to point fingers at him, I guess he has something wrong here now!"
said.
Cheng Yanjin pounced on the thatch in his hand very neatly next to the wild boar according to Su Wen's request, and then moved these little piglets one by one with Su Wen.
In this process, Cheng Yanjin and Su Wen talked a lot, and now he doesn't mind whether the other party believes in his identity or not, and no one cares about this in this place anyway.
Thereupon.
The more the two chatted, the more speculative they became, and Cheng Yanjin gradually got a lot of fresh information from Su Wen.
It's like he knew that he had eaten so many things called sweet potatoes before.
And.
He was also shocked to learn from Su Wen's mouth that these things were actually planted all over the mountains!
For Cheng Yanjin, who fought in all directions all year round in the first half of his life, he understands too well how many benefits these things have.
Just think about it.
If there are such things everywhere in the country, how can the army still worry about eating?
"Nephew Su Xian, does the kind of wine you talked about before really exist?"
Ever since Su Wen told Cheng Yanjin that he had made a lot of special wine, the other party had been pestering him to repeat this sentence tirelessly.
It seems that if Su Wen doesn't take out some for him to drink, he will keep pestering.
"Oh no, come and save the driver! Come on! Just when Su Wen and Cheng Yanjin finally got the matter of the wild boar pen, they immediately heard Wei Zheng's heart-rending roar.
Su Wen and Cheng Yanjin glanced at each other, and immediately came to the front as fast as possible.
When they came to the big tree, they saw Li Er who was scorched all over at a glance.
At this moment, Li Er didn't have a clean place on his body, all of them were black.
His hair, in particular, was almost all curled up, and it was still smoking at the moment.
"What's going on?" Cheng Yanjin quickly rushed up, looked at Li Er lying on the ground, turned his head and stared at Wei Zheng angrily and yelled.
This is not a joke, if something happens to Li Er here, he and Wei Zheng will not be able to escape it!
"Your Majesty...... Your Majesty, this is a lightning strike! Wei Zheng showed a frightened look for the first time, looked at Cheng Yanjin and said in a trembling voice.
Just now.
He clearly saw a purple lightning bolt slashing down from the big tree and falling directly on Li Er's body.
If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Wei Zheng wouldn't have believed that such a thing would have happened to the emperor.
To know.
The emperor is the Son of Heaven! How could God use thunder to slash his own son?
"Let you usually brag less, but now you have been struck by lightning, right?" Su Wen pursed his lips and said very casually.
Meantime.
He was also glad in his heart, fortunately, he had set up the power of punishment in the manor before, so that neither wild boars nor people would lose their lives because of a punishment.
Otherwise.
At this moment, Li Er is afraid that he has turned into ashes......
"Uh......"
At this time, Li Er, who was lying on the ground, suddenly opened his mouth wide and tried to make a sound.
Just as he opened his mouth, a puff of green smoke came out of his mouth.
"What? What did you say, Your Majesty? Wei Zheng was the first to rush over, knelt directly in front of Li Er, and asked with his ear close to Li Er's mouth.
"Sugar ...... Sugar ......"
"Sugar?"
Wei Zheng was stunned, instinctively looked up at Cheng Yanjin, and then looked at Su Wen who was standing aside.
He didn't understand that His Majesty the Emperor had suddenly become like this, why did he ask for candy as soon as he opened his mouth?
It was only at this time that Su Wen understood why Li Er had become like this.
This guy took advantage of his absence to secretly pick a bag of candy from the tree, which would be strange if he didn't get struck by lightning!
"I said Lao Li, if you need anything, you can say it directly, why do you have to do it yourself? In this life, the master will be struck by lightning if he steals something! Su Wen slowly squatted down and looked at Li Eryu and said earnestly.
As soon as this remark came out.
Su Wen could clearly see that Li Er's chest was constantly rising and falling, and two green smoke visible to the naked eye came out of his nostrils.
"Your Majesty...... What's the matter, Your Majesty? Wei Zheng looked at Su Wen with some anger.
"He probably thinks what I'm saying makes sense and agrees!" Su Wen said thoughtfully.
"Let's hurry up and change a set of clothes for Your Majesty, what kind of system is this?" Wei Zheng ignored what Su Wen said, and immediately changed the topic and said again.
"Yes, nephew, let's deal with it first!" Cheng Yanjin also nodded.
The two of them are different from Su Wen, now that they see Li Er's appearance, if they don't do something, if they go back later, the other party may not be able to clean up the two of them!
"But didn't you say he was the emperor? How can she wear our civilian clothes? ”
"What do you mean? Is it naked if you don't wear it? Wei Zheng instinctively scolded Su Wen.
"If you're naked, you're naked, who is rare to see if you're not a woman anyway?" Su Wen pursed his lips and turned around to leave.
"Get out of ......" Li Er, who was lying on the ground, couldn't bear it anymore, and used all his strength to raise his finger and point at Wei Zheng and yelled.
Wei:??????
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