Chapter 417: You're all good little babies
Chapter 417: You're all good little babies
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Sima Yi is not happy, very unhappy!
For a long time, he has always felt that he is no worse than Zhuge Liang, whether it is learning, endorsing, inventing, or being naughty. Even in front of the junior sister Huang Yueying, Sima Yi felt that he was only slightly losing to Senior Brother Pu Yuan, not to Zhuge Liang. Therefore, in order to "strive to be a senior brother", Sima Yi has always loved Zhuge Liang and killed each other. But today, Sima Yi was so frightened by an explosion that he wet his pants.
In the future, don't think about competing with Zhuge to be a senior brother, let alone worry about Huang Yueying's junior sister, today's incident is afraid that they will make fun of it for a lifetime...... Zhuge is that deflated calf, he will definitely say it.
As soon as he thought of this, Sima Yi was ashamed and angry.
Zhuge Liang has been left in the Beibi Mountain, engaged in secret research, and started his journey to thunder, but he came out of the mountains in ashes, useless, and defeated.
On the way back to Luoyang City, Sima Yi couldn't help but ask in frustration: "Master, am I useless?" ”
"Silly baby, why do you say that?"
Sima Yi said hesitantly: "Today...... Today, the disciple made a fool of himself and embarrassed the master. ”
"Hehe......"
Thinking of Sima Yi's appearance of being scared to pee his pants, Liu Hanshao just wanted to laugh, but seeing the baby's wilted head and brain, and the sad and complaining eyes, he forcibly added gentleness, kindness, understanding and care to this smile.
"Silly baby, fear is a very normal psychological reaction, it occurs when we don't understand something, and we feel that it may be dangerous and will hurt us. For example, when you run out to the toilet at night, you suddenly find a dark shadow in the distance, I don't know what it is, are you afraid? But when we know that the black shadow is the family dog, will we still be afraid? Therefore, if we want to overcome fear, it is not difficult at all, as long as we study hard, understand the things we did not understand before, improve our cognition, and expand our horizons, there will be fewer and fewer things that can make us afraid. Unbelief? Let's go back to the mountains now and listen to it, and you'll definitely not be scared anymore, will you? ”
Sima Yi didn't seem to understand it, he wanted to shake his head for a while, and nodded vigorously for a while, especially the last sentence that Liu Hanshao said, he felt that it was too right. If you are prepared, you will definitely not be scared if you encounter such a situation again.
"But...... But...... Don't be afraid. ”
"That's because he's far away and thinks he's not in danger, so he won't be afraid, or a little bit afraid, and we don't see it. If you don't believe it, you ask Huang Fatzi, see if he was afraid at that time? ”
Will Dian Wei admit that he is afraid?
Liu Hanshao was afraid that Dian Wei would tell the truth and stimulate the baby again, so he immediately said: "He is also far away, I don't think there is any danger, and he is a martial artist, so he is bold." Therefore, it is normal for people to be afraid, and you don't have to take it to heart. Besides, you still protected the hall today, although you were scared in your heart, but you still stood in front of your brother, this is bravery, but also love, the master has to praise you! ”
Master, alas, I really didn't want to protect Zhuge Tangtang, it was the deflated calf who pressed me to the ground, and I didn't have time to run.
Sima Yi will not tell the truth at this time, and after listening to Liu Hanshao's enlightenment, his heart feels much better, but there is still a trace of it
Worry.
"Master, then I can still become a talent, can I still be a useful person to our big man?"
"Become a useful person to the Han Dynasty" is Liu Hanshao's earnest teaching to his own demonic apprentices, love Han education, to start from the baby, to help them establish a great, glorious, and correct outlook on life from an early age.
Hearing Sima Yi's words, Liu Hanshao said with certainty and certainty: "Of course! Why don't you have confidence in yourself anymore? Even if you don't believe in yourself, you should still believe in the master! ”
Speaking of this, Liu Hanshao thought of his apprentices, all of whom were the heads of thousand-year-old demons, and couldn't help but sigh: "Believe in brother, you are all good little babies, and you are the most useful people in our Han." In the future, the heavy responsibility of maintaining peace in the Han Dynasty will depend on you. ”
"Hmm!"
Sima Yi snorted desperately, nodded vigorously and said, "Master, I will work hard in the future!" ”
"There's no need to go any further, now you have to work with the master."
As soon as he heard this, Sima Yi immediately came to his senses and asked, "Master, what do you want me to do?" ”
"Let's go do the hall a favor and build a lighter."
After listening to the first half of the sentence, Sima Yi was a little deflated, if it weren't for Zhuge Tang's deflated calf holding himself, he wouldn't be so ugly today, and he would still help him? However, after listening to the second half of the sentence, Sima Yi couldn't help but ask curiously: "Master, what is a lighter?" ”
"Hehe......"
Liu Hanshao smiled incomprehensibly, and said in his heart, the master doesn't know if it's reliable to make this thing now, so he won't fool you first.
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For so many years before, Liu Hanshao never knew that Dahan's way of making fire was "so backward", after all, he really didn't have the opportunity to light a fire or make a fire, even if he had cooked and cooked in person, it was impossible to burn the fire himself. Even later, the advent of "tempered glass" has been able to withstand high temperatures, and glass has been applied to lampshades.
Taking Liu Hanshao's four-wheeled carriage as an example, the wall of the carriage is embedded with a semi-oval wall lamp, the lower round tip is the oil tank, the upper round tip is smoking, and the middle is a movable glass lampshade. In addition, two air pipes run through the car wall, one for air intake and one for smoke exhaust, which is just right to firmly embed the wall lamp on the car wall. When in use, turn on the movable lampshade, light the fuel lamp, and then fasten the lampshade so that the entire cabin can be illuminated without leaving a trace of smoke.
Therefore, all kinds of lamps with glass lampshades came out, and they were immediately sought after by the wealthy and powerful families, of course, its price is also extremely expensive, "glass lamp". Looking at all kinds of beautiful glass lamps, even Liu Hanshao can't help but be intoxicated, they carry the whimsical ideas of craftsmen, which is the full display and display of art, and has a classical and romantic beauty. They should be expensive, and the rich and powerful should be allowed to enjoy the convenience, cleanliness, and beauty they bring, so that the craftsmen who created them can also make more money and live a better life.
However, it would be so troublesome to light them......
Besides, Zhuge Liang has now gone to study gunpowder, and those things need to eliminate the source of fire, and the way of "keeping a seed and borrowing a fire" is absolutely undesirable. Even in the future, gunpowder weapons and equipment will be used in the army, applied to the battlefield, and the safe storage and rapid use in peacetime will be a problem that needs to be taken into account. Therefore, it is imperative to find a safe and fast way to get fire.
Liu Hanshao originally wanted to make matches, but that
I really don't know what the ingredients are in the matchheads. Poor scumbag, how good would it be if he could memorize the periodic table smoothly?
Hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, boron, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, fluorine, neon. Sodium, magnesium, aluminum, silicon, phosphorus, sulfur, chloride...... Chlorine...... Donkey...... Oh, teacher, you're going to kill me!
Fortunately, it is not unthinkable to make lighters, because now the big man has alcohol, and what needs to be considered is the purity of the alcohol. Of course, this problem is not easy to solve now, and the main thing is to rely on combustion, and then look at the amount of residue to make a rough judgment.
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Returning to the Institute of Engineering with Sima Yi, Liu Hanshao immediately asked him to find alcohol. There are all kinds of monsters in the institute, and some people apply to use alcohol, and even Liu Hanshao will not know everything in detail, knowing what they are all about.
After finding alcohol, Liu Hanshao took Sima Yi and Dian Wei and others to rummage through the compound of the research institute, and Sima Yi also asked, "Master, what are you looking for?" ”
"Flint" is a relatively common siliceous rock, dense, hard, mostly gray and black, with shell-like fractures after crushing. However, in the world of "wooden flint and golden flint", it is estimated that those who use flint and fire sickles do not know where they are hungry, so I don't know if there is such a name.
Liu Hanshao thought for a while and said, "Find a stone, a very hard stone." ”
Is it hard or how hard?
Everyone can't figure it out, anyway, Liu Han doesn't let him look for it, then look for it, if you are afraid that it is not hard enough, you can also smash the stones into one piece, and whoever is smashed is not hard enough.
After finding a few hard stones, Liu Hanshao didn't know if they were flints, so he said to Dian Wei: "Huang Fatty, borrow your little flying halberd from your brother." ”
Then everyone saw Liu Hanshao holding Dian Wei's small flying halberd, and threw hard stones one by one, and those who didn't know it thought that Liu Hanshao had a grudge against these stones. Dian Wei's heart was dripping blood, and he said in his heart, Han Shao, you want to hit stones, what is wrong with finding something? Do you have to use my little flying halberd? My little flying halberd has killed Hu Nu, and all of them have made meritorious contributions, so you treat meritorious halberds like this?
How can a fat man know His Majesty's holy will?
Liu Han rarely used the small flying halberd, which was the crescent moon on the top.
Finally, pick out a stone that fires the most and fiercely, whether it is flint or not is not guaranteed, anyway, it is it. Liu Hanshao asked Sima Yi to pour alcohol on a ball of cotton, then handed over the stone and the small flying halberd, and said confidently: "Dewei, use this stone to hit that ball of cotton." ”
"Master, how do you fight this?"
Sima Yi said this, but in his heart he wanted to ask: Master, you won't pit me again, right?
Well...... This baby is small.
Liu Hanshao recaptured the stone and the small flying halberd, and handed it over to Dian Wei.
"Yellow fat man, you come."
One, two, three...... It only took three strokes for Dian Wei to ignite the ball of cotton dipped in alcohol, and he didn't take it well for the first time, and didn't make any effort for the second time!
Fortunately, the cotton ball was not big, and the flames that rose only made Dian Wei feel a little hot, and Sima Yi jumped at the first time he lit the cotton, and then found that there seemed to be no other movement except for this fire.
This...... Slightly embarrassed.
Master, what kind of knowledge will we teach next time, you should first talk about all the possible situations, okay?
Liu Han laughed heartily, put his arm around Sima Yi's shoulders and said, "Dewei, the lighter we want to make has a door." ”