Chapter 14: The Times Are Calling
"Your Highness, why did Your Majesty ask you to come to the minister?"
Zhu Houzhao really didn't hold grudges, and after Li Zhaotong sent him one hundred taels of silver and forgave him thirteen taels of debt, he returned to his original state.
Therefore, now he is sitting in the main hall of the Li Mansion with Li Zhaotong, eating the cream cake that Li Zhaotong asked Deng Jian to bring, while learning Li Zhaotong to lift Erlang's legs and shake there.
"Delicious, three more! Hongu hasn't eaten yet! ”
Zhu Houzhao naturally had never eaten this cream cake, so he liked it very much, licked the cream from the cup, solved the problem of still wanting to eat it, and then answered Li Zhaotong's question:
"It's not that you are to blame this dog thing, you only told this palace that you want my father to exercise properly, and said that this is a secret technique, you are a big-headed ghost, how to exercise You haven't told this palace yet! It hurt that Bengong was almost beaten by the dog emperor again!
Fortunately, Bengong is smart, saying that if I come to you, you will definitely give it, so you hurry up and bring the secret technique, Bengong finally went out of the palace, and I will go to buy gifts for my mother and sister later! ”
Speaking of this, Zhu Houzhao rolled his eyes, seeing that Li Zhaotong was eating slowly, and Deng Jian's dog hadn't brought the new cream cake yet, so he simply said:
"Hey! Li Er, you must be tired of eating so slowly! Give me yours, your minions' movements are too slow, Deng Jian's dog thing, I'm going to beat him up when I turn around! ”
"Give!"
Li Zhaotong didn't particularly like the cream cake, he "invented" the cream cake, and it was only because he liked the "himself" in his "memory" that he invented it and tasted it.
As a result, he didn't like it very much, but other people up and down the Li Mansion, especially those women, including his mother Zhu, liked it very much, so the Li Mansion has always prepared this kind of food.
Li Zhaotong knew that Zhu Houzhao liked to hunt for curiosities, so he estimated that Zhu Houzhao would definitely like it, so he took a cream cake to entertain Zhu Houzhao and accompanied him to eat.
Now Zhu Houzhao doesn't want to eat himself if he is not dirty, and he doesn't mind, so he pushed the cream cake he was eating in front of Zhu Houzhao, and added:
"Deng Jian's dog thing, rough skin and thick meat, Your Highness can beat him casually if you want to, just to help him lose weight, he has gained weight recently."
"Well, this palace must him when he turns around!" Zhu Houzhao assured.
"Wow! Your Highness, you are so ruthless, you want to kill him. ”
Zhu Houzhao: "......"
"Isn't this what you taught Hongu to do? Beat Deng Jian, beat him out of the, and help him lose weight! ”
"Your Highness, you've learned badly."
"You taught it, too."
This scene happened to be heard by Deng Jian, who hurriedly came with six cups of cream cakes, and Deng Jian was so frightened that he almost knocked the tray to the ground.
Fortunately, he got used to it, and knew that his young master liked to joke about himself the most, and never hit himself, at most, that is, kicking his ass, it didn't hurt.
That's why the plate wasn't knocked over.
This scene happened to be seen by Zhu Houzhao, and he immediately became angry and said angrily:
"Dog, shivering! Why don't you bring it to Bengong quickly, do you really want to shout at Bengong to eat your young master's saliva?! ”
"Good...... Yes, Your Highness! ”
……
Eat and drink to your heart's content......
Of course, don't beat Deng Jian, you have to get down to business.
Zhu Houzhao can forget the exercise method, Li Zhaotong dare not forget, after all, this is what the emperor wants.
Therefore, Li Zhaotong immediately pulled Zhu Houzhao, who had a round belly, to the courtyard, and then said:
"Your Royal Highness, this exercise secret technique is a complete set, I will teach it to you now, you learn it well, remember, you will teach it to Your Majesty when you go back, you can't remember, you will come back to the minister."
"No problem, teach!"
……
What Li Zhaotong taught Zhu Houzhao was the second set of national radio gymnastics for primary and secondary school students - the times are calling.
Originally, what he wanted to do was to exercise properly, that is, Emperor Hongzhi found some exercise by himself, so he didn't tell Zhu Houzhao how to exercise.
As a result, he almost killed Zhu Houzhao and was beaten.
After listening to Zhu Houzhao, he realized that what he asked Zhu Houzhao to tell Emperor Hongzhi was: This is a secret technique! It's still passed down by Lao Tzu!
The secret art passed on by Lao Tzu!
Result: Do you mean to let the family find some exercise on their own?
Is this still a secret art?
Is this still the secret art passed down by Lao Tzu?
No compulsion!
Fake batch!
Fortunately, I didn't say it, otherwise it would be the crime of deceiving the king with my head off!
It's no wonder that Zhu Houzhao was almost beaten.
After all, he "can't do things well".
After knowing that Zhu Houzhao was sent by the emperor to ask for secret techniques, Li Zhaotong's mind began to turn sharply!
He panicked!
I don't know what secret arts!
I'm lying and deceiving people! Although it is a white lie.
But a lie is a lie after all, and it has to be made up!
First use the topic of beating Deng Jian to delay time, stabilize Zhu Houzhao, and then think quickly!
What are you thinking?!
Walk?
Jogging?
Push-up?
Sit-up?
Plank?
Squats?
……
These are really effective, and they can be used to strengthen your physique after exercising.
But!
These movements are so single, they don't look like secret arts at all!
Not to mention that it was passed down by Lao Tzu!
Like arcane arts, there are only yoga and those martial arts!
But Li Zhaotong doesn't know yoga and martial arts, and he doesn't understand the very simple taekwondo!
Then there is no way, there is only radio gymnastics!
There are many sets of radio gymnastics, but Li Zhaotong only has the second set of national radio gymnastics for primary and secondary school students and young children in his memory - the times are calling!
Yes is enough!
Therefore, the second set of national radio gymnastics for primary and secondary school students - the times are calling, was taken out by Li Zhaotong.
……
"One-two-three-four, two-two-three-four, three-two-three-four......"
"Okay, it's okay, don't be four-four-four, it's unlucky, this palace has already learned!"
Zhu Houzhao is indeed talented and intelligent, and Li Zhaotong demonstrated it less than three times before he shouted to stop.
Then, Li Zhaotong asked him to do it again.
As a result, Li Zhao was congested.
Because Zhu Houzhao not only did everything right, but also did ten times better than his standard!
What is genius?
That's genius!
"Hongu said that he learned it! If you don't believe it, I want this palace to show you, and you'll be hit! ”
Zhu Houzhao looked at Li Zhaotong's dejected expression, and chattered:
"This palace has already told you that there is only one stone in the world, and this palace has eight buckets, you have one bucket, and the rest of the people have one bucket.
This palace is seven buckets taller than you, of course smarter than you! ”
"Alright! His Highness is indeed a genius of heaven! ”
Li Zhaotong remembered that Zhu Houzhao had learned Tatar, Japanese, Korean, Us-Tibetan, Huihui, Portuguese and Sanskrit in the future, and was also proficient in music and rhythm, so he had nothing to say!
Because it really can't be compared!
"Then you still need to say that this palace has known that he is a genius since he can remember!"
Zhu Houzhao looked arrogant.
"But, Li Er, what's your secret technique called? Wouldn't it just be called a secret technique? ”
"The times are calling."
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