Chapter 255: Persimmon is not soft
Lu Bu stared closely at the camp in the distance, which stood still and was as stable as Mount Tai, and sighed gloomily: "Yuan Shao's thief, he has wings, I didn't expect him to have such a strong army...... It's only been two years, and the forty-three public gates are really good! Alas, this world is still the world of the scholars after all! β
When he said this, Lu Bu's face became a little gloomy and looked a little sad.
He himself is not a person who is willing to be subservient to others, how can his family and family limit his development, Lu Bu wants to be independent, but he himself is just a martial artist, and after killing Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo, he is even more infamous.
Otherwise, according to his temperament and urine, how can he willingly let Dong Zhuo be like a soft persimmon and pinch it until now?
Behind Lu Bu, Zhang Liao came on horseback, he stared at the Yuan army in the distance for a long time, and then admonished: "Wenhou, I heard that Yuan Shao has been fighting with Gongsun Zan in Youzhou in the past two years, in Jieqiao, Longcuo and other places, and defeated the white horse under the command of Gongsun Yi, I heard that Yuan Shao has a capable man named Koyi under his account, who is very good at using soldiers to deal with Gongsun Zan is also the credit of this person. β
When Lu Bu heard this, the muscles on his cheeks twitched a few times, and there was no squeak.
Zhang Liao is not only brave and decisive, he saw that Yuan Shao's Dazhai was as solid as a rock under the arrangement of Liyi, and then said: "Wenhou, our army has attacked Yuan Shao's Dazhai three or four times, if you insist on attacking, you may not be able to get any benefits, it is better to attack elsewhere." β
Lu Bu seemed to be a little distracted, and when he heard the words, he said, "Where to change the attack?" β
Zhang Liao calmed down and admonished: "Wen Hou is withdrawing his troops now, Yuan Shao must think that we have been invincible repeatedly, and we have to be defeated and left, I am afraid that he will not be interested in this, but Wen Hou can do the opposite, and on the way to withdraw his troops, he suddenly turned to kill the military village of the Xuzhou army!" The Xuzhou army is the weakest in the three-way coalition army, and it will be difficult to resist Wen Hou's tiger and wolf offensive, if Wen Hou can conquer the Dazhai of the Xuzhou army, it can be regarded as a credit to Xiangguo when he asks about it, it can be said that the merits are offset, and Xiangguo is afraid that he can't say anything! β
Lu Bu was silent for a while when he heard this, then raised his eyes to look at Yuan Shao's military village in the distance, and seemed to be a little unwilling in his heart.
In Lu Wenhou's heart, he always thought that the soldiers of the Bingzhou Army under his command were the most brave and warlike troops in the world!
As long as Lu Bu's Fang Tian Painting Halberd is sharp, the soldiers of the state army can slaughter and destroy any opponent in this world, just like a pack of wolves crossing the border, gnawing everything they encounter.
But the ideal is plump, and the reality is the backbone.
Today's Lu Bu personally experienced a vivid public class, which made Lu Yi slap a big ear scraper.
The kind that snaps.
Lu Bu seemed to want to struggle a little more, and he said to Zhang Liao: "And let Ben try one last time...... If it doesn't work, it's not too late to follow Wenyuan's method. β
After saying that, he saw Lu Bu urging the neighing red rabbit horse, and the single horse came out of the range of Yuan Jun, he raised the Fang Tian painting halberd in his hand, and lit up the Yuan army on the fence of the camp from afar, and shouted: "Which one is Kojiyi?" Give Ben a voice to stand up! β
Although Lu Bu's tone was cold and steady, his voice was extremely loud, and the people in front of Yuan Jun basically heard it.
The problem is that Koji Yi simply ignored him.
Yu Ban squinted at the unmoved Koji Yi, and said suspiciously: "General Koji, what did Lu Bu call you?" Why don't you talk? β
Lu Yi snorted lightly and said, "What kind of thing is Lu Bu, and he deserves to talk to me?" Ben would have been too lazy to pay attention to him. β
Yu Ban couldn't help grinning when he heard this.
This koji has the ability, but the temperament is really too arrogant, the world's best fighting general...... He doesn't even pee? What kind of thing is the other party?
What a megalomaniacal.
"Don't ignore it!" Gan Ning licked his lips with a smile, and said excitedly: "I've been cumming for a long time, and I've been itching Lao Tzu's hands, but I haven't even cut anyone, and now that Lu Bu is here, I finally have a good time, why doesn't the general pay attention to it?" β
Koji Yi snorted heavily, and said, "Ignore you, I won't have that much spare time." β
Gan Ning was not angry at all, haha: "Lao Tzu is Lao Tzu Li." β
After saying that, he saw Gan Ning standing forward on the high platform, and shouted to Lu Bu: "The surname is Lu, you look here...... Lao Tzu is Kojiyi, you can release any fart! And then there is! β
When Koji Yi heard this, his body couldn't help but shake, and he almost didn't fall off the high platform.
I'm going to ...... This guy dares to lie and fake in front of me?
Just turned his head and wanted to scold Gan Ning a few words, but Yu Ban hurriedly came up to stop him, and said with a smile: "General Koji, don't be angry, didn't you want him to answer Lu Bu for you?" Since General Koji is unwilling to talk to Lu Bu, then let Captain Gan talk to you on your behalf, what's the matter? β
Koji took a deep breath and twisted his head away, too lazy to look again.
When Lu Bu saw Gan Ning calling himself Liyi, he didn't doubt it, but just shouted: "Liyi, I heard that you are also a famous general in Hebei, and your reputation is no less than Yan Liang's and your writing is ugly...... Why do you just huddle in the tent and put a crossbow array? Do you dare to come out and make a few moves one-on-one with Hou Ye? β
Gan Ning turned his head to look at Lu Yi and asked, "Lu Bu invited you to go it alone?" Should it not? β
Koji Yi's face was gloomy like water, and he said angrily: "Is he looking for me to fight alone?" It's clearly looking for you! β
"Then you mean no?"
Koji snorted when he heard this, looked away, and didn't squeak.
Although he is arrogant, he is still quite self-aware in his heart.
When it comes to commanding troops, looking at the world, Koji is not afraid of anyone.
But when it comes to heads-up...... Lu Bu is afraid that he will collapse to death with just one fart.
Lu Bu saw that "Koji Yi" didn't say anything, and then shouted loudly: "How is it?" Koji, do you dare or don't dare! β
Gan Ning put his hand to his ear, made a look as if he couldn't hear clearly, and replied, "Youβsayβwhat?" β
Lu Bu took a deep breath and shouted again: "Master Hou, I said, heads-up!" Do you dare? β
"I can't hear clearly! β¦β¦ What? β
"Heads-up! Singled out! Singled out! β
"What's that?"
Seeing this, Lu Bu was immediately furious!
How dare this bastard play with General Ben?
Lu Bu's chest was churning with qi and blood, brandishing Fang Tian's halberd, and the horse rushed forward two steps.
Yu Ban's eyes were sharp, and when he saw Lu Bu enter the range of the firing range, he was immediately overjoyed.
"Good! Does this guy dare to move forward? This guts is really fat! Soldiers...... Shoot him for me! β
A rain of arrows from Hulala rushed towards Lu Bu all over the world.
Thanks to Lu Bu's sharp eyes, he hurriedly urged the neighing red rabbit horse, and withdrew from the range of the arrow rain with lightning speed.
Yu Ban clapped his hands regretfully and smashed his mouth: "Oops! It's a pity, I can't imagine that the red rabbit horse is so fast! Alas, what a good opportunity, I almost could shoot Lu Bu...... Captain Gan, why don't you try again? Lure him over? β
Gan Ning nodded, and shouted at Lu Bu again: "Lu Wenhou, what did you just say?" I didn't hear it clearly, how about you say it again? β¦β¦ What? β
Lu Bu looked at Gan Ning, who was still playing with him, with a gloomy face, and gritted his teeth and burst out of his mouth.
"Get out!"
Then, I saw Lu Bu and Zhang Liao, commanding the soldiers and horses of Bingzhou, and slowly retreated in the direction they came.
Koji Yi squinted, looking at the figure of the Bingzhou army gradually extinction, and a sarcastic smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
"Captain Gan, this conversation between you and Lu Bu, not long after, I am afraid that it will become a rare laughing stock rumor in the world, as a general of the first army, such a gaffe in front of the three armies, I am afraid that within three or four years, this reputation will be stinky, hahahaha!"
Gan Ning looked at Ko Yi with a smug smile on his face suspiciously, and he didn't understand why this guy was so gloating.
Lao Tzu just now - it seems to use your name, right?
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At this moment, in the camp of the potters on the other side, the potters were writing letters to Cao Cao and Yuan Shao respectively according to Guo Jia's instructions.
After the letter was written, Guo Jia helped Tao Shang school again, and unceremoniously pointed out the two typos on the letter, and then sent someone to send the two letters out separately.
After the arrangement was completed, the potter asked Guo Jia with some doubts: "How can you be sure that if Lu Bu loses at the hands of Yuan Shao, he will inevitably use the retreat to turn his head and attack my camp?" β
Guo Jia shook his head and said: "Guo Mou doesn't dare to be so sure, but Lu Bu's attack on Yuan Shao's camp this time is based on Dong Zhuo's iron order, if it is useless, when Dong Zhuo arrives in Henan in person, Lu Bu is afraid that he will not be able to explain to Dong Zhuo, so if he can't beat Yuan Shao's camp, he must find a way to find another victory, in this way, it can be regarded as blocking the mouths of Dong Zhuo and the generals of Xiliang." β
When the potter heard this, he was immediately a little angry.
"What? Isn't this bullying? Yuan Shao is the head of the princes, and Cao Cao is Dong Zhuo's mortal enemy, let these two people not fight, but just come around to fight me to win the battle? What does Lu Bu mean? Tao is a soft persimmon, and it feels very good when pinched. β
Guo Jia smiled and said, "Anyway, compared with Yuan Shao and Cao Cao, you must be the weakest, who will you fight if you don't beat you?" And also...... What is a persimmon? β
"What is this called, I am the one who defeated Yuan Shu's army of 100,000 in the Wet Whisker Dock, why do you say that I am the weakest?"
Guo Jia said with a smile: "You won Yuan Shu's army, a large part of it is due to Yuan Shu's strategic extreme mistakes and luck, in terms of age, Cao Cao and Yuan Shao are much older than you, both of them are born in the eighth lieutenant of Xiyuan, and they are the descendants of the general He Jin, when they call for clouds and rain in the imperial court, are you afraid that they will still cry behind your father and ask for milk?" β
The potter's face turned a little purple, and this was too annoying.
The surname Guo is not logical at all, what does it mean to follow my father to ask for milk? It's strange to be able to come out!
If you want milk, you have to ask my mother!
The potter pursed his lips and changed the subject: "How do you think Lu Bu will sneak attack my military camp?" β
Guo Jia said: "The people under Lu Bu are all fierce generals who can fight well, but there is no mastermind, according to Guo Mouzhi, his attack method must be very simple, pretending to retreat from Yuan Shao's Dazhai to Zhongmu County, and then on the way, suddenly kill back the horse pistol and take our Xuzhou army camp...... That's all, nothing more. β
Hearing this, the potter raised his eyebrows and said, "No wonder, you just wrote a fixed time on the letter, asking Yuan Shao and Cao Cao to send troops to our army village, so that the two of them and I should join forces to attack Lu Bu." β
Guo Jia nodded with a smile and said: "To deal with such reckless people, we naturally have to use the most direct means, this battle Lu Bu will be defeated, and it can also raise the prestige of your Taiping son, after all, the other party is the number one fierce general in the world, but not everyone has the opportunity to be able to defeat him head-on, if this battle is successful, can you give Guo a new year's salary?" β